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Northeastern Teaching Assistant Hymen Says Films Boston Cops Arresting Violent Felon With Unregistered Gun, Interferes, Blames Police Brutality In Viral Tweet


This is Simon Purdue, a PhD candidate and cohort at Northeastern University.

He’s basically these people with a college degree.

According to Simon’s bio on NU’s website he’s studying “issues surrounding racism, gender, and violence, specifically looking at the gender politics of global white supremacist movements from 1969 and 1999.”

He has his Masters’ Degree in “Social and Cultural History of Medicine,” and has been a teaching assistant at NU since 2016. He lectures students on “topics such as the global far right,” and also served as “editorial assistant at Signs: Journal of Women in Culture and Society in the 2017-18 academic year.”

He also specializes in the “interconnected and global nature of far-right politics and culture, framing white supremacy as a world-historical issue,” and has previously worked on “policing and racism in the United States.”

In other words, he’s spending all this money to get a PhD while brainwashing impressionable 18 year olds, and when he’s done there he’ll have a worthless piece of paper that gives him the ability to lecture other white people about how racist they are. His entire world, and the only thing he knows, is academia. He has no idea how to make a living outside of it, and the only thing he is trained to do is indoctrinate quite possibly the most easily indoctrinated demographic human beings on the planet – white kids at Northeastern.

Simon is your typical gentrified douche queef who must’ve moved around the Jamaica Plain area because he was out and about the other night and filmed two police officers attempting to arrest a violent offender shitbag who was actively resisting the entire time. He posted the encounter on Twitter and virtue signaled so that he could show that he’s one of the “good ones” by siding with the violent felon.

Oh look, another “fuck the po-lease” video that conveniently starts filming right when the arrest starts, instead of showing what actually led up to the arrest. How original.

“I’m not reaching”

Yes you are. You’re moving your hands towards your body instead of putting them behind your back.

“I’m recording bro, he’s not reaching bro.”

Oh OK. Now that the asshole standing 4 feet away from them filming has decided that he’s not reaching, I guess that settles that.

“I can’t breathe.”

“You can breathe.”

“I can’t breathe.” 

Shut the fuck up Generic Garner. If you couldn’t breathe then you wouldn’t be able to say you can’t breathe multiple times.

Then Professor Noodle Dick chimed in.

“Just put the cuffs on him if you’re gonna put the cuffs on him.”

Bitch, shut the fuck up. You don’t know the first thing about policing. They’d put the cuffs on him if he put his hands behind his back. But since he won’t do that they have to do it for him, and that’s not easy. How bout the cops come in and critique you while you’re teaching 18 year olds about the dangers of toxic masculinity?

Shithad: “What did I do?”

Simon: “I didn’t see you do anything.”

Well then, that settles that.

The tape shows two cops trying to arrest this maggot who won’t submit. It’s dark and they’re on a side street. Their backs are to traffic and the two people who are filming and yelling racial slurs at them. This put them in immediate danger.

As you can see in the still photos he’s got his arms out in front of him and is crawling around because he refuses to put them behind their back. This is called “resisting arrest.” It takes almost four cops to subdue him without using a tazer.

Personally, I’d prefer if they just shot him. One less violent felon on the streets, because we all know Rachael Rollins isn’t gonna lock up her primary voting base. But it’s a credit to the police that they’re able to restrain a violent felon like this, while exposing themselves to immediate danger, and not have to use lethal force. This is supposedly what the protest patrol wants until it actually happens. I guess they’d prefer that violent offenders like this just walk the streets and hurt innocent people.

But according to Hymen Says this was an “insane display of police brutality,” because the guy was walking down the street, minding his own business, and was attacked by two racist cops while in the process of dindu nuffin. He lied in his tweet, which has been retweeted  almost 400 times, and said that they didn’t give him a chance to put his hands behind his back. They clearly did, and he reached for what they thought was a gun. Turns out it actually was a gun.

Check the time stamps. He tweeted this at 8:18, and the incident happened half an hour before that in the same neighborhood. The shitbag is Osagie Mastin, who was arrested in 2017 for…..

Possession of a loaded, illegal, unregistered AK-47. Because that’s just what this piece of shit does. He gets his hands on unregistered guns, uses them for illegal things, resists arrest, and plans to spend the rest of his wasted existence going into and out of jail.

The best part was that Hymen Says claimed the criminal had “no reason to drop the gun,” and couldn’t believe that the cops didn’t ask him for a statement.

Because he’s that fucking important, don’t ya know?

The mental gymnastics that Hymen Says had to go through in order to stand up for this career criminal was staggering.

But shit like this has consequences, because not everyone is smart like turtle riders. These are the tweets Hymen Says has liked since the incident.

These people get off on trying to sew distrust between black people and the police. It’s evil.

He liked another tweet in which a guy called the cops terrorists.

Why is Northeastern letting someone teach classes at their school who refers to cops as “goddamn terrorists?” Feel free to ask them yourselves. This is a city where two actual terrorists shot and killed a campus cop six years ago after blowing up a marathon. Glad to see one of the city colleges has teachers who teach students that cops are the terrorists, and armed career criminals are the victims.


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44 Comment(s)
  • dr. fill
    October 8, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    I lived in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn (“Do or Die Bed Stuy, yo yo yo”) for about a decade. For those that don’t know, it was once the murder capital of NYC (100% black neighborhood), but has been gentrifying over the last 15 years.

    Anyway, I loved watching all the young, white, SJWs moving in who loved-loved-loved black people… for about a month, until they realized how dirty, disrespectful, violent, racist, sexist, and downright ignorant blacks are.

    Any white people who placate black behavior — like this Purdue faggot — has never lived in or near a black neighborhood.

  • Thomas Torres
    October 8, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Massachusetts does’nt have gun registration. Stop legitimizing anti-gun propaganda.

  • bill fleming
    October 8, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    The cops screwed up now they will have to be retrained to say pretty please before searching someone with a gun. All part of deescalation training.

  • Fall River for president
    October 8, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Why does this white douche turd feel the need to stick up for black people. they don’t need you to stick up for them you racist fucking clown. Oh and look he got caught with an unregistered illegal gun. the year before that had gotten caught with an AK-47. You gotta be fucking kidding me. This violent felon is a danger to society. You’re crying about how he was apprehended. Fuck the fuck off already. It has nothing to do with you. Leave the cops alone. You are a worthless fucking loser and so unimportant. Tell black people to stop with the illegal guns and maybe they won’t get arrested for a change. N these fucking liberal Twitter warriors stick up for them. Why? They bring nothing good to the table. Felons suck and deserve to be behind bars. My dad is a coo and if this shit stain ever filmed him to make him try n look bad while doing his job I would find him hold him down stomp on his hands and slap him with josh abrams cock. And he would like it!

  • Roger
    October 8, 2019 at 7:12 am

    What would have been great is if the cops never came, that guy robbed and shot him, then left him for dead

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 8, 2019 at 3:30 am

    The body language of Simon, standing with hand in pocket and thumb hooked in pocket, would no doubt reveal something about his nature. I’ve met this fool before, in other people, and there is no point in explaining truth to this type of sellout. He gets a high from disparaging this society and longs for the day when Marxism will allow him to tell others how to live.

  • Oliver Sutton
    October 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    This Simon is a professional student/academic. He is trying to be called doctor. He is probably a socialist or communist, but I don’t know for sure. He sees this incident take place, right next to him. His first instinct is to pull out his camera. The man and the cops are in distress. He doesn’t do ONE thing to help the situation. An obvious one would have been to tell the suspect to relax, I am your witness and I’m filming this, don’t worry we will straighten this out in court and seeing how you’re going to get arrested tonight anyhow let’s just calm down. Like you would think a college professor might think. But that wouldn’t work with Simon’s misguided ideology. You see he cares more about the group, not the individual. He could give two shits about the “suspect’s” well-being (all he cares about is that the scumbag is black) and he cares even less about the cops. This was Simon’s Virtue Signaling moment. Fuck the scumbag who he pretends to care about. And Simon teaches at university. Children’s parents or student loans pay tens of thousands of dollars for things like Simon’s wisdom, and privilege and virtue-signaling and Marxist beliefs that Lenin would be proud of. What he forgets or doesn’t know is that they if his dreams of utopia ever come true, the first ones who are shot in the back of the head are the useful idiots.

  • Darksideblues42
    October 7, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Might seem like a distinction without a difference, but there is no requirement to register firearms in Massachusetts. You have to report the sale or transfer of them, but you don’t have to register them.

    • SMDH, how uninformed can some folks be?
      October 15, 2019 at 12:41 am

      When you fill out a 4473 or E-FA-10, guess what?
      You just registered that weapon.
      If you have any doubt, have someone with CJIS access print up your weapon list.
      Every one you ever bought or brought into MA (if you followed the rules and filled out the E-FA-10) is on there, even though you may have traded or sold some over the years.

      I wonder who that .380 traces back to? Fuckin hipoint, LOLOLOLOL

  • So sorry so sweet
    October 7, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    His name is hymen bookbinder. His name is hymen bookbinder.

  • No More Urinals In Portland
    October 7, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Simon Purdue chicken arms isnt even from here. Perhaps he should stick to the potatoe famine instead. This gayblades words will be considered the new bible on racism.
    A pack of feral monkies chimping out on him would be a good prescription for his ailment

  • Purr Dude
    October 7, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    I think the twink came from being so close to a black felon…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 7, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    I hate this faggot.

  • Common Sense
    October 7, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    These cops showed tremendous restraint and should be commended. I am definitely going to exercise my first amendment right and contact Northeastern University and tell them this man who is too scared to go out into the real world is making their school look foolish. What a trouble maker who only sees things the way he wants and not in reality. He actually put those officers in more danger. They not only had to restrain this gun carrying criminal but his friend and the wanna be professor were interfering with what they were doing. What they were doing is fighting for their lives. If that criminal manages to get his gun out the cops could have been killed.

    • Y
      October 7, 2019 at 6:49 pm

      I like your style; fight fire with fire, and expose these betas using their own tactics.

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 7, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    This idiot is too blinded by liberal ideology to understand that the coon was likely to rob him as soon as no one was looking. Lucky for him the cops were on point. Shoulda split HIS head open to try and knock some sense into him. But they didn’t, cuz white privilege I guess. CRAZY MIXED UP WORLD.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    October 7, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Mr. Northeastern sounds like one of those geniuses who walks right out into moving traffic when he wants to cross Huntington Avenue, “because the law says pedestrians always have the right of way.”

  • calvin schiraldi
    October 7, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    he is an edomite not a white person. the bible calls them tares amongst the wheat because they often look white through race mixing.all these treasonous traitor piece of shit communist cops and marines do is enforce white genocide they are not a friend to the whiteman. remember what general george patton said after world war 2 “we just defeated the wrong enemy” and “we just lost that war”. the satanic dna edomites were the only winners of ww2. please visit to learn how the holocaust is yet another lie. the bible says NO whiteman should ever be ruled over by a woman or nonwhite in our homeland. Those are Gods words.

    • Y
      October 7, 2019 at 6:46 pm

      Sieg Hielp!
      (Seek help)

  • Like warm apple pie
    October 7, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    This poor dude…..7 years in college so far and still just hoping one of those 18 year olds will let him get his pinky finger wet and smell it

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 7, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Show me, on the doll, where your daddies’ touched you.

  • Filthy Fag
    October 7, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    It would be awesome if a thug monkey was beating the shit out of this fag and the cops stood by and videoed simon says crying like a bitch.

  • Dr. Ed
    October 7, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    “In other words, he’s spending all this money to get a PhD while brainwashing impressionable 18 year olds”

    NO. they are PAYING him to do it. That’s what a Teaching Assistantship is — free tuition and cash.

    • Some day people will think I’m smart
      October 7, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      Hahaha yeah earning his whole 15,000 a year…..

      Cash money…..

      Not to mention the school will take most of that for fees and health insurance…..

      Unless he’s under 26 and still living off mommy and daddy’s health insurance

  • Metro West Guy
    October 7, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    As soon as I saw that beard and then the hat I basically had everything I needed about this guy

  • Furious Styles
    October 7, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    This guy is great. Has no idea what the real world is like.

    Simon defends this shitbag not realizing Simon is exactly who shitbags like to target to rob.

    I like your theory here Simon; rogue terrorist cops tackle innocent man for No reason and luckily recover a firearm. OR, as you insinuated; They planted the gun they had in their ankle holster AFTER the witnesses left.

    You sir are a fucking moron.

    Here is a teaching point for you. Prison are populated by criminals. If there are more males incarcerated than females, what does that tell you? The police are biased towards men? Or do men commit more crimes than women?

    Now, insert a race in there. Just stop making fucking excuses and do something productive with your life. Or don’t. And walk around until you become the next victim.

    In the meantime, look into Mark Belmore, 1990. NU student. Tell me what he did wrong or list the excuses you have for the savages that killed him.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      October 7, 2019 at 4:43 pm

      One can only hope this Beta-Boi reads this blog and also your spot-on comment.

    • I lost my job because I was pregnant Warren
      October 7, 2019 at 5:35 pm

      Women commit just as much crime as men but they dont recieve the same punishment. Exsmple women teachers who bang male high school students. Most do zero jail time. Now reverse that and most men get jail time.

      • Y
        October 7, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        Love the commenter name… another Warren tall-tale!
        I kind of wish these tales didn’t surface until after she receives the nomination just to watch Trump hammer her.

        PS, why are people suddenly against investigating corruption (answer: because it’s precious uncle Joe), and why are people against pulling out of never ending wars (answer: because of the military industrial complex enablers, AKA war mongers).

      • Kim Wescott
        October 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm

        Even YOU have to admit your example is quite an isolated incident. Study up a bit on logic.

        Female to male sexual abuse is extremely rare compared to male to female. And that isn’t even logically comparable to all the other crimes.

        A response to your comment wasn’t worth the time I spent writing it.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      October 7, 2019 at 6:13 pm

      And the Northeastern campus is barely a stone’s throw from Melnea Cass Boulevard. Now that the Boston police have started paying attention to “Methadone Mile”, where do you think the junkie population will show up next?

  • Lisa flood
    October 7, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    oh my god I’ve got a master’s in douchebaggery and they wouldn’t listen to me! you know just walking down the street with an illegal gun in your waistband does not mean you should be harassed. I try to teach the children at my college these things, no one should tell you what to do with your life. They were obviously racially profiling just because he’s a bulge in the back of his pants and he reached for it. They Didn’t even give him a chance to toss the gun, maybe if they give him a warning shot with a taser or something they just jumped on him

  • Cheddah
    October 7, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Oh look, it’s another city transplant with a beard that can’t fish, hunt, or change a tire. Shame..

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 7, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Parents need to stop sending their children to these liberal schools pushing far-left ideologies/propaganda.

  • Chip Striker
    October 7, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    All those degrees yet he has no idea what the fuck he is talking about.

    • Officers that isn’t a gun poking me....leave him alone
      October 7, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      I wouldn’t called anything he earned in those fields listed. “A degree”….

      Show me something in a real field; this is just a guy who is afraid to leave college….he hasn’t actually earned anything or even become any smarter

  • FuckNU
    October 7, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Moron SJW’s like this are destroying what reputation Northeastern had. Sooner or later one of the boyz in the hood are going to bust a cap in his lilly white pussie ass.

    • INU
      October 7, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      Sounds like someone is jealous that they aren’t educated. NU is a great school in a rough area. You wouldn’t make it or graduate. Maybe you can install garage doors for Uncs sponsor

      • Lisa flood
        October 7, 2019 at 4:28 pm

        no one wants to hear your opinion , never mind get inu

      • John Galt
        October 7, 2019 at 4:34 pm

        Jealousy is an overwhelming fear of someone taking something you have. (i.e. the jealous boyfriend)

        The word you’re looking for is “envious”. How’s that NU education working out for you?

    • snowflake
      October 7, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      This guy responded to your post by punkin’ you. Are you a snowflake?

  • Shimmy Shimmy Ya
    October 7, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Terror of living in black America? HAHAHAHAHA! Where you can lie and make tons of money doing it? I’d take a taste that protected class life, no problem. Terror, indeed. If the rap industry and all major league sports aren’t enough to tell you just how much black lives matter, the industrial race complex certainly should.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 7, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    If this beta male faggot hates being white so much he should grease himself to help rid the world of evil whites

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    October 7, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    It’s Bitch Tits Abram’s more educated skinny boyfriend! This beta cuck is an even bigger bitch than ol’ bitch tits himself – if that’s possible. You keep telling yourself that the cops are the enemy there, soy boy. Just remember they’re all that keeps the Neanderthals in line.

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