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Of Course Recently Released Child Molester Priest Paul Shanley Will Be Living In Ware

Of Course Recently Released Child Molester Priest Paul Shanley Will Be Living In Ware

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Mass Live: Paul Shanley, the defrocked Roman Catholic priest who served 12 years in prison following a 2005 conviction for child rape has been released from prison and will take up residence in the town of Ware. The state’s Sex Offenders Registry Board disclosed that Shanley, 86, will take up residence in an apartment at 31 Pulaski St. in Ware. As a result of his conviction, Shanley, 86, has been declared by the registry board to be a level 3 sex offender, the designation given to offenders who are considered most likely to reoffend.

Well, if you need another reason on what is, a laundry list of reasons to avoid Ware, here you go. Before this, Ware was a town to avoid, that is for sure. In case you need a refresher, Ware checked out at #4 on our list on 21 Massachusetts Towns & Cities That Are Bigger Dumps Than Worcester.

You also know your town is in trouble if we can write a blog on the Top 25 Most Legendary Ware Mugshots.

If you have been a lucky citizen that doesn’t to go to Ware all the time, or even cross the Ware town line, congratulations, I am jealous of you. For the rest of us who aren’t so lucky, Ware just added another chud to their dream-team of swamp ferrets.

Never heard of Paul Shanley? well, he isn’t just some bone-head from Brockton, or Fall-River:

Mass Live: Shanley was convicted in 2005 for indecent assault and battery on a child younger than 14 and rape of a child, and was sentenced to 12 to 15 years in state prison. He was convicted of raping a boy that he came in contact with through religious education classes in Newton.

12 years later, he’s now free, and probably received a lot of return fire in the showers. The guy is 86 years old, and living in an apartment in Ware, and clearly won’t be getting any sort of job when he is settled. That’s quite the ticking time bomb in my book. It’s simple – going to Ware was never a good idea to begin with, now you have more convincing evidence to stay away.


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3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 29, 2017 at 4:41 am

    He’ll be like Herbert the Pervert on Family Guy.

    “Hmmm… there’s that muscly armed paper boy. Hope you bring me some good news!”

  • Lily White
    July 28, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    How you can RAPE anyone and be out in 12 years is beyond me. That’s why it keeps happening.

  • Stanley Jeszcyck
    July 28, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    He’s supposed to live on Pulaski Street in Ware, his home until he doesn’t come down for breakfast, which is right along the Ware River, parallel to Main Street with all its missing and burned out businesses.

    “Father In” can saunter over to the White Eagles Club, sip a Zima and wait for one one the members to pass out on the street so he can drag him behind the old Grants Store and rumble up his corn hole.

    The Doctors said he is no longer attracted to little boys. Never said he wasn’t to drunken Polacks.

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