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Oliver Case Dismissed Vows Massive Lawsuit Against New Bedford Popo For Tazing Him While Running Away From Them 


Check out this little hood nugget in New Bedford who claims he’s got a massive lawsuit pending against the po-po for giving him a boo-boo while he ran away from them.

Hood Nugget: “I did nothing to be considered unsafe.”

Also Hood Nugget: “I suffered a fractured nose.”

See, the thing is, when the cops are trying to stop you for something, it means you already did something wrong. Contrary to what Elizabeth Warren will tell you, running from the police is not an acceptable option. If they think you’re dangerous they’re going to do what they have to do to detain you. And since everyone’s always whining about the cops shooting people this officer chose to light you up like a Christmas tree instead. Sure, you got an ow-ee out of it, but there’s no shortage of New Bedford teeny boppers who find that sort of thing attractive and will allow you to become baby daddy disappointment #1.

“I’m tryna make this go viral.”

Yup, that should fix it.

“Starting at some point next week I will have a pending case against the NBPD.”

Just as soon as Oliver Case Dismissed finds a lawyer that accepts stolen food stamps.

This kid appears to be just a young project pup, so I really don’t care what his name is.

But when your Facebook name is “RIP (insert hoodbooger here)” it means that you were destined to one day become Turtleboy famous. Plus, he’s already got the rest of the Turtleboy resume, including gold chains and bandanas….

sagging skinny jeans, blunt selfies, and ambiguous gang signs…..

pride in things that no person should be proud of….

frequent usage of phrases like “bitches in hoes,” “lil bro a real one,” “my dawg,” and references to murdering family members….

usage of the n word, and promises to stick his womb broom in your girl’s tampon tunnel…

and of course 100 emojis, references to his homies in big boi jail, and the ceremonial free muh boi.

The only thing he’s missing a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.



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55 Comment(s)
  • Mike Dollars
    August 22, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Can’t wait till he makes it to Shirley medium with his homie and one of his ni**as knocks him tf out for being a little bitch then In”jects” him with a little bit uh thug lovin’

  • Obama
    August 22, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    This kid could have been my son.

  • Nisey Hustle
    August 22, 2019 at 9:18 am

    What up asenio

    • Word Up
      August 22, 2019 at 9:19 am

      A true die hard jigga.

      • Jigga Man
        August 22, 2019 at 9:20 am

        Fuhk you popo

  • Robert Dinero
    August 22, 2019 at 9:08 am

    I want to nominate this short film clip for an Academy Award.

  • SassySwede
    August 22, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Only thing that needs to go viral out of that dumbass’ rant and video is that cement face plant as a perpetual loop gif!!! I swear I can hear the sound of those lips hitting pavement first, right before the crunch from the schnauz.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 21, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    He lives in the ‘jectz’ with the rest of the re’jectz’. He was fried like some KFC. Maybe your father can straighten this little incident out… hahaha Yeah, I know, no one knows who your father is, Luke.

  • z
    August 21, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    “I’d kill my own brother if he crosses me”.

    Some time later:

    “Bro, I’m in jail, I need you to post 500 to get me out”.

    Brother: “Fuck you”

  • whatevuh
    August 21, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I see a bullet in this young lad’s future, and it ain’t looking good for him

  • Milodog
    August 21, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Looks like his lips took the brunt of the fall.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    There is a charlatan within our midsts. Perchance you have heard stories of agent 007 licensed to kill? Well I’m agent 000 licensed to limerick and I shall weed out these miscreants.

    • Toaddy Fields
      August 21, 2019 at 9:18 pm

      Nah! His lips got like dat from riding around in a convertible!
      Anudda 20 minutz or so and his lips surely woulda beat him to death!

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 22, 2019 at 3:05 am

      Off you fuck, you fraudulent cunt.


  • Real_Finn
    August 21, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    RIP Brad (here’s hoping),

    You write:
    “If you aint from here you not welcome in the ‘jects”

    1). No worries — there are no “waiting lists” of people trying to get into the ‘jects.
    2). If you ain’t from here – you’re not welcome in our gated communities. Ever. (what? too offensive?)

    You want segregation – fine. But, it works both ways. Both are pretty shitty- right?

    Get Fucked,

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 21, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    As I’ve said on here before, thus kid is destined to be shot dead while riding a stolen BMX bike at 2 am sometime before the year is over. Then the Homies rin to Fox 25 to cry and tell the world ” he was a good boy, getting his life together” the writings on the wall

  • Roger
    August 21, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    Looks like another wasted opportunity to purge the city…where’s the handguns when you need them?

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    What a vile cry-baby.

    Apologies for the lack of comments and limericks.

    Currently on holiday in Wales.
    Miss you all.


    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 6:31 pm

      How does a post get 22 down-votes within 5 seconds of posting?


      PS Shame the avatars have gone 🙂

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 21, 2019 at 6:34 pm

        Some leftist idiot has been posting in your name.

        Enjoy your holiday and come back soon

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          August 21, 2019 at 6:47 pm

          I shall deal with said imposter upon my return and give the cunt a dry slap right across his canister.
          Thanks for your kind words, Brother Trips. We shall catch up soon.


        • Dick Scratcher
          August 21, 2019 at 7:39 pm

          I shouldn’t suffer these follies!!!
          I’m currently on holiday in Wales sipping pints with the 8th Duke of Earl protector of the thrones of Thorndike and champion of the Gilgamesh forest! Thirteenth cousin to the Lord and Masterbater on the Queens side. I have a signed poster of Sir Elton John above me bed!

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            August 22, 2019 at 3:09 am

            This cunt pretending to be me is about as funny as a kick in the cock.

            With a bit of luck he’ll contract cancer of the arse and die a quick, but agonising death.

            The Real DS

      • Real_Finn
        August 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm

        Same thing happened to me. I soon as I clicked on “Post Comment” (on the story about the tree dick and twatty customer) it appeared instantly with 9 down votes. I giggled. The guy I was arguing with is an ass-hate whiner. Meh – win some, lose some


        • True Reality Speaks
          Finn (aka Dick Grabber) Is Just Another Fake
          August 21, 2019 at 8:33 pm

          Oh Hunter! Don’t start exaggerating your importance again, darling. Mommy told you to keep taking your meds.

        • Paul (Finn's Landlord)
          August 22, 2019 at 8:30 am

          Hey Finn, I didn’t down/up vote either of numerous comments from our little banter I hope that assures you. I can see you seem a bit butt hurt since you really take pride in being an internet troll and I think my ‘miserable individual’ assessment of you was accurate! Also, I rarely comment and do not have a “following” like you…yikes.

    • Hartford
      August 21, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      Isn’t every day a holiday in Wales Dick?

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        August 22, 2019 at 3:12 am

        You’re clearly unfamiliar with the Welsh climate in summer.



  • NY Water Throwet
    August 21, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Oh oh oh dey violated him ha ha dey violated him. They violated my niga.

  • Mark
    August 21, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Lmfao You Can’t Make This Shit Up. Hahaha. He Dropped Like A Full Bag Of Shit. Lmfao.

  • Sunshine, Lollipops and Old time music
    August 21, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    One month to go.
    Once the mercury hits 60 degrees all the darkies will head south leaving trashed apartments that they owe 3 months back rent on pregnant baby mommas and abandoned pitbulls on the side of the road for animal control officers to put to sleep or in overcrowded shelters.
    It happens every year, the good thing is crime rates will plummet yaaaaay.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 21, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      God Bless diversity and a lax welfare system. What wonderful treasures both provide

  • Captain Trips
    Let's Clean Up Society
    August 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    He does have a pretty mouth.

    Maybe I’ll strap him down by his wrists, ankles, mid torso, and neck on a flat surface.

    Then I’ll chemically knock him out, and pull every one of his teeth out with a pliers.

    Then, I’ll turn him on his side, keep him from aspirating on his own blood, and break his jaw bones on both sides.

    After he awakens, I will mouth fuck him, and, then, have every AIDS-addled junkie in the tri-state area mouth fuck him. ‘Free BJs from pretty mouth. Come in and get served’. The turnout will be spectacular.

    Let’s see how gang signs boy does after that.

    I get the feeling, not so good

  • More Josh Stories Please
    August 21, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Josh Abrams’ is at it again and his recent videos are gold. He is a complete moron. I heard his Cory case is this week for a robbery he did.

    • Another Josh Story Please
      August 21, 2019 at 9:49 pm

      How do we contact the writers here. He needs another article about what he’s doing

  • Well, No Shit
    August 21, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Another “Taker.”


  • Police Brutality?
    August 21, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    I say great fucking job mr. officer. It’s not exactly easy to tase a moving target, especially these fast little hoodboogers. And to get him to land on his cute little fatherless face. Bravfucking-O Mr. Officer. Summer is almost over, so all of our dark problems will be going away soon. Until then keep up the great work NBPD.

  • Captain Trips
    Let's Clean Up Society
    August 21, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    If the cops snag him again, which they will, please, drop him off at my house.

    I’ll string him from the rafters in my dark, windowless, sound-proof part of my basement by his wrists, behind his back, let him hang like that in terrible pain as his shoulders scream in pain, mouth-gagged until he perishes, then you guys can come and claim the body. I’ll clean up the fecal matter, piss, and vomit from my cellar floor, free of charge. Give me a shout if this sounds good to you.

    These little hood-boogers have no idea what tough is.

    Thanks for your consideration.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Not just two nights ago I was in me flat sucking on a fag with a full stomach of spotted dick and I thought to meself boys in American schools should wear uniforms maybe I’ll write a limerick for it.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      And this fucker as well?

      Off you fuck!

      The Real DS

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Methinks the problems with Americas youth is no school uniforms.
    The Lads here here in Jolly Ol’ England where adorable uniforms, I watch them frolick about waiting for their lorries to wisk them off to studies every morning out me window while I scribe in me book of wonderful limericks and poems.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 6:27 pm

      Who’s this cunt?

      The Real DS

      • True Reality Speaks
        Limey Limerick Lemming
        August 21, 2019 at 8:18 pm

        You should take notes. At least he/she is funny.

        And stop thinking you’re anything more than an annoying troll on a blog frequented by other entitled dimwits that read Barstool and lack self-awareness.

      • Batman
        August 22, 2019 at 5:55 am

        Remember Dick, imitation is the highest form of flattery. They are also jealous that they, like myself, aren’t good limerick writers. Annoying that someone steals your handle and pretends to be you but we know the real D S .

  • weed should be cheaper
    August 21, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    you just a free nose job and you is bitching,man you is one ungrateful person,i know for a fact m jackson and sammy sosa would have paid for that

  • Klan Rider
    August 21, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Klan brethren stand with cops as they exterminate non whites. We stand with Turtle Boy and we stand with Donald Trump. 88

    • Boo Hoo
      August 21, 2019 at 5:07 pm

      Way to go. False posts like this prove that TBS gets under your liberal skin and you can’t accept the truth

      • Turtle Rider
        August 21, 2019 at 8:03 pm

        Easy. Klan donations keep this site afloat. I don’t agree with them but I don’t want to piss them off either.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 21, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Let him sue the cops.

    Police: Put a APB out on him.

    When he’s spotted, must likely in the early morning hours, grab him in a remote area with little chance of camera footage, then off him, butcher the little fuck, and feed his wood chipper-sized bits to a river with a strong current.

    Problem solved.

  • Ain’t Diversity Great
    August 21, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    That kid smashing into the ground is hilarious. Nice shot officer. You should have taxed the entire neighborhood especially the ones filming it

  • Dead Eye
    August 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Nice shot officer. Moving target while running
    Give that man a cigar

  • hartf811
    August 21, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    I’m tryna speak da white mans Enlish. But it don be gwin to wel.

  • Gash Basher
    August 21, 2019 at 3:18 pm


  • Taze me
    August 21, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Should’ve just shot him, society would be better off without another leech on welfare

  • Hate Dindus
    August 21, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Why just a taser? Why not just BLOW HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! Oh you wanna run, spic? POP POP POP now your brains are all over the place. Then stand over his dead monkey body and empty the rest of the clip into his subhuman skull. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!

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