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One Of The Durfee Fall River Rat Parent Mob Is A Convicted Felon, Anti-Vaxxers Threaten TB With Internet Lawsuits Galore

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I went on a turtle bender yesterday. I was trying my hardest to find out who the big-mouthed asshole, trying to incite a riot, during the Durfee gun lock-down was. I know you’re saying to yourself, “Turtlegirl, how could this Fall Reev Fuckshow get any more obnoxious and ghetto?”

Well, my friends, it has.

In case you need to catch up you can read our original story here.

Aside from being questioned by this Jaba the Slut, who needs to be rolled in flour to find the wet spot….



… a Voke-stached kid filing a lawsuit if we don’t take the pictures of his momma down…..

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We LOVE internet lawsuits!!!


And my personal favorite, an anti-vaxxer wood-booger named Jerin Ryan, who should be more concerned about her kids getting Polio, than she is about ME being a bitch to people making shitty choices.



Lady, you’re more afraid of your kid having special needs, and inconveniencing your life, than you are about them dying and taking half the damn Eastern Seaboard with them. Anti-vaxxers are the worst people on earth. They are a walking plague. Take a fucking seat, you flat-faced, pox-spreading, snatch. You’re more dangerous than the kid with the fucking BB gun.

Here, I made a flier for your friends and neighbors to hang up anywhere you go. You know, just in case they want to be reminded that you don’t believe in science and would rather expose us all to preventable diseases than, I don’t know, be fucking smart.



So, the fat bastard waving his arms around and trying to get a failed chant going, is Hosea Richardson. He’s also the genius who brought the toddler in to a school that was actively looking for a weapons threat. It was such an emergency that he’s screaming at police but had to bring the baby in with him!


I got my Facebook account disabled yesterday (totally worth it) after doing some research. I MIGHT have been antagonizing hoodrats with Bret as well, BUT, I managed to find out, before I got the FB punt, that tubs was a criminal!

Does his name sound familiar? It should because he’s the maniac that took a chick home from a Randolph nightclub in 2008 and beat the bag out of her in her Roxbury apartment. I guess he’s a dad too.


Homeboy then went on the lam for the better part of 24 hours before threatening suicide by cop to his momma. He did surrender peacefully but faced a domestic battery charge and had to answer for several outstanding warrants back in the day.

Several. Outstanding. Warrants.

So, not only did Durfee High allow a complete breach of lockdown during an active gun threat by allowing parents in, they let this fucking gem in the door, and let him stay and cause a scene. What does a locked down school need when they think they are searching for a threatening criminal? ANOTHER THREATENING CRIMINAL acting a bitch in the school Caf. Just further proof of the quality of animal in that video from yesterday.

But hey, they put metal detectors in today, right?

Thanks for the warm welcome Fall River! Can’t wait to see what you have in store for me next.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Rhonda
    October 27, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Oh man, I died laughing. Secretly a lot of us in this shit hole feel the same way but are too ashamed to admit it. “anti-vaxxers” that’s genius. haha.

  • Bret
    October 27, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    Fucks sake…..
    You have to be pretty lonely to comment (repeatedly) on a page you claim to hate.
    Just the fact you cry like a teenage girl who got fingerfucked and dumped says volumes about your real personalities…
    Don’t like it?
    Don’t read it!
    Or go buy some pussy and a sense of humor and get the fuck over yourselves….
    Oh yea,,, the “ask Bret” thing was popular on Facebook, just didn’t go over well with pussyhurt computer people…
    I do enjoy the fact that you still think about me though sugarclit….lol

    • October 27, 2016 at 1:15 pm

      Haha! I do miss taking down sperm-burpers with you on FB, Bret. I know it’s only been a few days since I got the boot but I miss you terribly.

  • October 26, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Each Essie you Latino hood rat fat bitch lay off the Twinkies and snickers fat ho

    Fall River fat ass ho bags douches

  • Wabbitt
    October 26, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    The rallying cry of the hoodrat and the SJW both – crying about bullying and micro-aggression. Hey idiots – if someone is being mean to you on the internet, turn your phone off. Stop being a massive pussy and grow up.

    Also, I can’t wait for the cries of “muh soggy knee” (not a typo) because of the slams on Jabba the Slut. It’ll sail right over their pin heads that this was written by a woman.

  • Publius
    October 26, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Has the Durfee posts got a million reads yet ? If not, soon, stuff like this is why TB remains an international icon of sorts. Thankfully this has takes some pressure off the hood rats in the Woo and Webta.

  • AJ
    October 26, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    South Shore Turtlegirl I realize you may enjoy showing how certain individuals make themselves look like fools. Sometimes it’s good to let people know when their acting ridiculous , but I don’t understand why you take pleasure in hurting people purposely. I can see if he or someone did something to you that may warrant a retaliation of some sort, even then two wrongs don’t make it right. But to humilate people for your own popularity is wrong , you don’t know what people are going thru or dealing with and you should consider that. You asked people for information and you got it, and then you took that information and are trying to hurt people. I don’t these people but I’m sure whatever act of embarrassing behavior they displayed doesn’t warrant their past being displayed on your canvas. You should take it down and just allow this to go away, you can’t control how people may react, but you can control what you print. This is a form of cyber bullying the way you are attacking this individual and it’s not called for.

    How about you email so we may talk more

    • October 26, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      Ah. I know who this is.

      My email is in my info if you need it.

    • October 27, 2016 at 4:51 pm

      You’ve been emailed.

    • MrSmiley
      October 28, 2016 at 12:14 am

      Someone needs a hobby.

    • LLC
      October 29, 2016 at 5:34 pm

      ANY adult that uses the term “cyber bullying” is a douche canoe.

  • Hillary
    October 26, 2016 at 11:23 am

    Doing gods work lol keep it up

  • Don Pardo
    October 26, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Play stupid games!! Win stupid prizes!!

  • Ronald Reagan
    October 26, 2016 at 9:35 am

    Fall River: Massachusetts toilet bowl.

    Turtlegirl, when you’re short on material take a ride to the Fall River Walmart, that will provide you with a years worth of laughs.

    • October 26, 2016 at 10:06 am

      Been there. It was terrifying.

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    October 26, 2016 at 8:59 am

    Soooooo many punch-able faces in this article.

    Slow -clap for Turtle-girl, you know you are doing a good job when you have the illiterates posting their non-sense .

    Example Bob writes,”So let’s get this straight – you spent the day harassing and bullying these people on Facebook so they would respond to you, and you then turned around and wrote a story about them responding to you. When does your Pulitzer come in?”

    This is an exceptional critique of Turtleboy literature, I don’t think he gets the point of this website.

    • October 26, 2016 at 10:24 am

      Thank you! I love slow claps!
      As long as you’re talking about a type of applause and not Gonorrhea!

      • Kenny Powers
        Kenny Powers
        October 26, 2016 at 12:20 pm

        Only anti-vaxxers get the clap……

        • October 26, 2016 at 1:22 pm


  • Justice
    October 26, 2016 at 7:44 am

    Uh oh…..Better call Saul! LOL

    • Joe Momma
      October 26, 2016 at 8:27 am

      Saul doesn’t take EBT cards…….

      • Wabbitt
        October 26, 2016 at 7:23 pm

        I’ve seen Breaking Bad. He might.

  • Buster
    October 26, 2016 at 7:24 am

    On the lam, not lamb.

    • Hugh Beaumont
      October 26, 2016 at 7:43 am

      You’re right. But, in this case, he may have been literally on the lamb.

    • October 26, 2016 at 10:10 am

      Thanks for the heads up. My phone wanted it to be Easter and not Christmas in the ghetto, apparently.

      • Gma
        October 26, 2016 at 1:02 pm


  • Bob Ratchet
    October 26, 2016 at 5:41 am

    So let’s get this straight – you spent the day harassing and bullying these people on Facebook so they would respond to you, and you then turned around and wrote a story about them responding to you. When does your Pulitzer come in?

    What happened to ol’ Brett anyways? Thought he was gonna be the next best thing on TBS for a while… no more ‘Ask Brett’ segments? Those went over so well!

    Stick to your Facebook trolling – your method sucks and your writing is horribly mean and ugly.

    • Nope
      October 26, 2016 at 7:04 am

      Disagree 100%. It’s hilarious.

      Don’t post your stupidity on a public forum (facebook) if you don’t want to get rolled. Pretty easy.

      • Bob Ratchet
        October 26, 2016 at 9:48 am

        I’d try telling you the whole point TBS is anonymous is to bring out the ‘stories everyone is afraid to tell’ – not to taunt half-wits on Facebook… but TBS obviously lost it’s halfway decent writer and has turned to dregs like this to scrape cash and page views together.

        Of course if you find this kind of trash entertaining, you’re part of the problem – welcome to the bottom half you dummy.

    • October 26, 2016 at 10:13 am

      I’ve got Bret in the basement coming up with new nasty things to call people who don’t vaccinate their kids.

      I didn’t harass anyone in this article. I posted a question and the good people of Fall Reev flooded my inbox with who the dude was.

      I even had the nice lady yelling for people to shut up message me. She was good folk and I didn’t blast her. Probably because she wasn’t a felon who beat women.

      • Bob Ratchet
        October 26, 2016 at 11:32 am

        “I MIGHT have been antagonizing hoodrats with Bret as well, BUT, I managed to find out, before I got the FB punt, that tubs was a criminal!”

        No.. you def were not trolling people on Facebook trying to get material for another post… def not. Again – people find this entertaining? Don’t you have some puppies to kick? Kids to steal candy from?

        TBS was blasting themselves as the New Journalism – lolz….

        • October 26, 2016 at 12:06 pm

          Assumptions are the mark of a true vagina.

          The trolling was on my own page where someone followed me on over.

        • Ashley's Thighmaster
          October 26, 2016 at 7:23 pm

          Bob Ratchet is the real fucking troll. Pull up your sack and remove your dildo from your fartbox you cunty halfwit.

          • Reddog
            October 26, 2016 at 9:54 pm

            You smell disgusting

  • BobnMic
    October 26, 2016 at 3:51 am

    “Homeboy then went on the lamb for the better part of 24 hours before threatening suicide by cop to his momma.”

    Not enough said about this. Not nearly enough. This is a real fucking terrible deal and what is happening putting what is currently known as young black males seemingly going no where in life and confronting Police Officers in a violent manner. And then losing their lives. What the fuck Mom and Dad. Teach them to fucking respect. Sad. It really is.

    Nice job Mr. President for not giving any sort of inspiration in an attempt to avoid any of this insanity. Nice job there saying nothing!

    Seriously – Awesome job again South Shore TurtleGirl. Again. Just remember do not say thank you to me. My advise is to say, “Hey Bob thanks for the compliment but go fuck yourself.” I’m used to that.

    That way there my haters won’t fuck with you…

    • BobnMic
      October 26, 2016 at 3:59 am

      I left out that Suicide by Cop is a real deal. The suicidal person goes down as the victim and the Cop looks like the aggressor.

      • AJ
        October 26, 2016 at 9:31 am

        Why would bully this guy he made a mistake all people do. Was he wrong for yelling at the school , perhaps but that doesn’t mean bully the guy. He’s a parent and a lot of us parents fear something happening to our children. If all this guy did was yell and did nothing to you why put his personal stuff on here like that. Your making it personal to slander this guy why?
        Your a person that should know that media and other sources don’t always publish the truth, only half truths get published or written. It’s really awful that you have targeted this guy just because he was upset.

        • October 26, 2016 at 10:09 am

          I don’t think you know what slander means.

          So you’re telling me the Globe printed misinformation and it wasn’t him in the video acting like a turd? Please.

          • AJ
            October 26, 2016 at 12:28 pm

            Even though you may not approve with how a person is acting, what gives you the right to tarnish them. How are his actions affecting you so much that your acting him. My office has reached out to him to get his side, that’s what good journalist do. Your getting on here saying things about people not just him and it’s cruel. Your job is to print and release stories for the public to read, not to bully people. There’s no reasoning behind you going after him or anyone else for that matter in which you are. What I don’t understand is why you don’t say who you are or show your face. There must be a reason behind you hiding, journalist don’t hide behind their stories so why do you? Maybe it’s what you did a few years ago, you could email me and we can discuss it how’s that sound.
            Your saying thing about people and thrashing them but your public has the right to also now what credibility the source has.

          • October 26, 2016 at 1:12 pm

            What are you asking me here? You think I’m bad and want an interview? For what publication?

    • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
      October 26, 2016 at 9:47 am

      What a sad sack you are, my friend. Boohoo, don’t talk to me or everyone will hate you. No, we hate you because of your bullshit. Go cry yourself to sleep and SHUT DE FUCK UP!

      • Pizza Terrorist
        October 26, 2016 at 10:26 am

        You do not treat my people this way… My family is sick… My daughter is sick… They’re throwing up… What kind of pizza do you make? I’ll put a bomb in that place!!

      • BobnMic
        October 26, 2016 at 11:00 pm

        I guess you know you are gaining either fame or some sort of notoriety when a clown that calls herself Tarbash is literally up your ash every time you post something. Interesting how that all works…

    • October 26, 2016 at 10:38 am

      Yeah, but if I send you adoration will it be like sitting at the “cool kids” table and your haters will start to admire and just mumble their misgivings to themselves?

      • BobnMic
        October 26, 2016 at 10:18 pm

        Anything is possible SSTG. You never know with this group. Or I should say this one person in group form. Lol…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          October 27, 2016 at 12:28 am

          Shut the fuck up you fucking loser. Like I said if I wanted to talk shit I do it under my Fiesty name. None of those people are me. That is TRULY how many people hate you.

          Suck a fat sweaty herpes encrusted, oozing out of the pus filled pockets cock.

          Sometimes I’m in the mood to tell you that you’re the biggest loser on here but most times… I just ignore your delusional, “I’m so important I have followers” ass. No one gives a fuck about you. Go play in traffic at Kelley Square during rush hour and bring Kevin Lynch with you…

          • BobnMic
            October 27, 2016 at 1:13 am

            “Suck a fat sweaty herpes encrusted, oozing out of the pus filled pockets cock.”

            Well this sounds like something that you are accustomed to Fiesty the fake lawyer Anna from Holden.

            Sucks to be caught in a lie and outed huh. Only the guilty gets this fired up especially when your name was not even mentioned. You are so easy it is pathetic. Just made a fool of yourself yet again.

            And how do you know I was talking about you anyway? It could have been that Marie idiot from Athol who I know trolls through here in your classic fake name form. You don’t know do you because you are that fucking stupid and that fucking paranoid.

            Must out of meds. Another rage without your drugs I see? Your problem with me is that I get along with people and you do not and further more do not know how. You’re like the inventor of asshole-ism. Well I guess if it weren’t for people like you we would not have any laws would we.

            It’s simple dipshit. Be nice to people in general and you’ll get it in return. Simple enough even for you? Give it a shot – you might find yourself all that much more happier than you are right now…

          • BobnMic
            October 27, 2016 at 1:33 am

            One more thing there Fiesty. There is only one person, out of the vast array of commenters in here, that uses the words “hate” and “die” toward another commenter and it is you. That is your signature asshole-ism.

            Oh and plus people are also “cunts” and any other vial hoodrat scum-sucking thing that your puny brain can muster up.

            You’re like poetry in motion. You’re blinding me with science!!!

  • PSA time
    October 26, 2016 at 1:27 am

    Fall River, wider than a mile,
    I’m crossing you in style some day.
    Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
    wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
    Two drifters off to see the world.
    There’s such a lot of world to see.
    We’re after the same rainbow’s end–
    waiting ’round the bend,
    my huckleberry friend,
    Fall River and me.

    (oh wait, that’s MOON River…my bad)

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