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Other Rockland Selectman Rumored To Be Smashing Bobbin For Boners Deirdre Hall Lost His Mind At Board Of Selectman Meeting, Stands By His “After David, And It Was Fantastic Theater

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The bobbin for boners Rockland Selectwoman story simply will not go away. And although Deirdre Hall is on leave from the Board of Selectman, the fireworks continued again last night at the BOS meeting. Quick review of where we left off:

  • Deirdre Hall is accusing the town administrator, who she got drunk with and provided a blowey to, of sexual misconduct because she got caught cheating on her husband and isn’t woman enough to just say sorry and move on.
  • The tape from town hall, where they got their swerve on, shows that she was a willing participant.
  • She tried to keep the tapes from being released (which is weird since she was accusing him of wrongdoing) but a judge wouldn’t allow that, so she dropped her lawsuit.
  • Out of nowhere Selectmen Chairman Edward Kimball said in his affidavit that a review of town hall surveillance footage at the end of May revealed a minute-long gap in which Hall says on camera that she “needed to go home,” and that Hall also said in her motion that she made “active attempts to leave the premises.”
  • Kimball didn’t say how he saw the tapes, and he obviously lied because the cameras had no sound (said she needed to go home).
  • Obviously Kimball is covering for her, leading some to believe that he was also smashing the sperm sponge, and was mad at the administrator for taking a slice of his sweet potato pie.
  • Rumors have been spreading that Kimball would resign, leading to this insane 13 minute back and forth between him, the town’s lawyer, and another selectman who demands that he resign.

So basically last night it all went to hell because Eddie Porkchops wants to make a motion to get the Rockalnd police to investigate, 1) whether or not a sexual assault took place, and 2) who doctored the tapes.

I shit you not. This is what they do in Rockland. As if the cops wouldn’t investigate a sexual assault without Eddie Porkchops asking them to. As if Rockland matters enough that someone would “doctor” a surveillance tape at town hall. Bro, this ain’t the CIA. It’s Rockland. No on doctors taps in Rockland.

Fun starts at the 3:00 mark and goes to 16:00:

Alright, that mofo right there is hiding something. When the town’s lawyer makes a motion to do something, you should probably listen. Because he’s a lawyer, and if he says your silly motion to get the cops to see who doctored the tapes is out of order, then it probably is. Instead he tells the lawyer to sit down and shut up because he “doesn’t trust him.” It’s OK though because, “I can do what I want,” because my chair goes all the way back.

Things start getting real heavy around 5 minutes in when Eddie Porkchops asks the rest of the board if they have something to hide by not supporting his motion.

“Ya know what we don’t support Ed?”



Boom. Roasted. Didn’t see that one coming.

After a while you can kind of figure out why he’s so mad – the only person on the board who was interviewed by the town’s lawyer was him. Because they either suspect that he was in on the push-push too, or they think his affidavit is bullshit because there’s no way he could hear audio on a tape that has no audio.

Things take a turn for the Turtle around the 7:40 mark:

“We already launched investigation, so don’t start with that shit.”

The second you start using bar talk in a formal environment, you know the gloves are off.  From that point on swearing is acceptable, and soon after that “bullshit” became the word of the day.

By far the best part was at 8:30 when they bring up his obvious lie that he saw Bobbin for Boners try to get away from the town administrator on the tape:

“I didn’t make a mistake. I stand by my after David. I STAND BY MY AFTER DAVID!!”

After. David.

So Rockland it hurts.

Dude had zero fucks left to give. Just pounding Poland Spring like he’s Marco Rubio in yoga class.

Finally it ends when Mr. Hand takes his ball and goes home in protest.

I’m with him. He might be the only guy on the board who we can say with 100% didn’t take a ride on Bobbin for Boners.

The bottom line is, this is embarrassing for the town of Rockland. And it’s all Bobbin for Boner’s fault. If she had just gone pole polishing at a cheap motel like a normal adulterer, instead of playing poke the piccolo at town hall, then none of this would be happening. Her kids would be spared the drama, her husband the humiliation, and Eddie Porkchops wouldn’t be Turtleboy famous. But she just couldn’t resist playing C major on the skin flute on taxpayer property, and here we are.

Nice going skag.

13 Comment(s)
  • TheFilibuster
    June 22, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    What’s funny is how many former and present town officials have got themselves in trouble for alcohol.

    Some even got arrested twice mixing driving and alcohol.


  • InTheKnow
    June 22, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    The only winners are the Town attorney John Clifford and the other attorneys involved. The taxpayers foot the bill as usual. How much $$ has the taxpayers paid Town attorney Clifford since he was appointed 10 years ago??

  • The Vorlon
    June 21, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    This is starting to look like the Fall River Clown Counsel.

  • InTheKnow
    June 21, 2018 at 10:35 am

    .This just in from Allan Chiocca’s attorney: “Today, Allan Chiocca filed an Open Meeting Law complaint against Ed Kimball, Chairman of the Rockland Board of Selectmen after his inappropriate and unprofessional conduct at the June 19th Selectmen’s meeting. Kimball’s decision to launch into a tirade regarding alleged “scapegoating” in the investigation was not only entirely baseless, but a knowing and intentional violation of the Open Meeting Law. Indeed, despite being admonished by Town Counsel John Clifford that it was inappropriate for him to be “discussing something that was not on the agenda that impacts the rights of others involved,” Kimball proceeded to bully his fellow Board Members and Attorney Clifford, stating that he could quote: “discuss what [he] like[s].”

    This episode is the latest course of Kimball’s ongoing conduct that demonstrates his transparent bias. Just last week Attorney Clifford himself described the affidavit that Kimball submitted in support of Deirdre Hall’s attempt to block the release of surveillance video as “misleading, based on conjecture or just plain false.”

    Mr. Chiocca strongly believes that Chairman Kimball has not taken his complaint against Hall seriously because of Kimball’s close relationship with Hall, which we expect the ongoing investigation to uncover. During the June 19th meeting, Rockland Selectman Larry Ryan commented that Kimball had made a “fatal mistake” and later told a reporter that Kimball should “own up to what he did and resign.” Mr. Chiocca would welcome a further explanation from Selectman Ryan regarding his comments, and continues to welcome the release of the surveillance videos. He has promptly provided all information to the independent investigator as requested and looks forward to a truthful outcome in this case.” – Adam Shafran, Esquire, Attorney for Allan Chiocca

  • TheBigOldDog
    June 21, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Let this be a warning to everyone here, this is what happens when you don’t bother voting in town elections or getting involved in town politics. You get a group of people like this. What a total disgrace! I’m sure these idiots are doing wonders for my property values. Did you know, Rockland has the 71st highest residential property tax rate in the State at $18.22 per $1,000 in valuation and they fully value/over value? All the neighboring towns (Abington $17.82, Hanover $16.28, Hingham $11.77, Whitman $16.01, Hanson $15.83) have lower tax rates, superior schools, roads, public recreation spaces, etc. Now I know why. They need the money to pay for lawyers and consulting firms to cover their unethical behaviors.

    Every interaction I’ve had with town hall and town employees has been completely unpleasant. It’s no surprise to me the BOS have been doing to each other at 2am in town hall what they have been doing to town residence for years. These people sincerely think we work for them. On the occasions I’ve had to deal with the Town Administrator I’ve been shocked by his FU attitude…now I know why he felt so safe and secure in his job. Speaking of which, why is he on PAID leave? At the very least, he misused public property for his own benefit. Why wasn’t he immediately terminated? In the public sector he would have been terminated immediately and the police informed.

    What a complete shit show Rockland has become. The majority of the BOS are a disgrace. If they had any sense of decency and respect for their neighbors they would step down and call a special election, but they won’t. They’ll create as much trouble for the Town and as many spectacles as possible, likely get the town sued for millions before they are forced out. What a total fiasco.

  • itsjustme
    June 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    A Hall for ALL indeed. She took that slogan very seriously.

  • Peter Niss
    June 20, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    But does he really stand by whoever’s after david?

  • Screw PC
    June 20, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    I feel bad for the husband. Yes, even I’m capable of that. The irony of that picture of her next to him is sickening. Look at him wearing her campaign button, and her starfucking campaign is what paved the way for her infidelity. He is unwittingly cheering on the demise of what he thought was a happy marriage.

    On a side note, it’s funny how moonbats habitually dump on Christians and basically supplicate Muslims, since old school Muslims would literally bury that cum catcher up to her neck and throw rocks at her head for this. That’s not an exaggeration.

    • YouWhineTooMuch
      July 27, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      How did this turn into you whining about liberals?

  • InTheKnow
    June 20, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    ‘Eddie Porkchops’


    Selectman Ryan said “You (Kimball) made one fatal mistake.”

    After Kimball stated he recused himself of the ‘Bobbin’ Hall’ matter.

    Stay tuned!

  • bayview
    June 20, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Rockland is a suburb of Brockton.
    That’s all anyone needs to know.

    • mopey63
      June 20, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      My experience with “some” people from Brockton is, they are scum heroin addicts. (see that, not “heroine”)

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