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Oxy Goblin Leaves 15 Month Old Poon Polyp In Car With Windows Up While She Goes Shopping At Millbury Mall 

 

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WBZA mother is accused of leaving her 15-month-old child alone in a car Sunday afternoon at a Millbury mall. Sheila Parslow, 38, is facing child endangerment and drug possession charges. Millbury Police Chief Donald Desorcy told WBZ-TV that a customer at The Shoppes At Blackstone Valley noticed the sleeping child inside the car just after noon. The car was locked with its windows rolled up, police said. A responding officer was in the process of using a small hammer to break the car window when Parslow came running out of a store, police said. Paramedics checked out the child at the scene and determined they did not need to be hospitalized.

Parslow was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment of a child and possession of a Class A drug (Oxycodone). Police gave custody of the child to another family member who came the scene. Authorities have filed a report with the Department of Children & Families. Parslow is expected to be arraigned Monday in Worcester District Court.

You know what the cure for these people is? Force them to live in the Gan Rivkah Center for a week. If the motivation to get out of that place doesn’t get you clean I don’t know if anything ever will.

What the fuck is wrong with this fertility factory? You brought your 15 month old to the mall and they probably were sleeping by the time you got there. You didn’t wanna wake them up in the middle of a nap and deal with the wrath of an angry crotch fruit. We’ve all been through that before. But you suck it up and deal with it, or else you don’t go shopping. Leaving your raw dog participation trophy in the car with the windows up while you peruse the shelves of Marshall’s looking for something name brand that no one else was willing to pay full price for, isn’t an option.

And no, this was not just a lapse of judgment. This was a zombie sperm sponge driving around southern Worcester County high as a kite, endangering everyone else on the road, along with the baby whose well being she is responsible for. Seriously, this person DROVE to the mall!!

That in and of itself is a miracle.

From the looks of her Facebook page she actually used to be somewhat normal looking not too long ago. This was from 2010 when she was pregnant with her first crotch fruit, who she also seems to have custody of.

This was from 2012.

Hell, even this was from last year.

That’s not to say she wasn’t a junkie back then, but at least she could keep it together for a photograph. Now she’s out here looking like Andrea in Season 4 of the Walking Dead.

Motherhood is a gift. Every time I see a story like this my heart breaks for the women out there who can’t conceive and have to see shit like this every day on their timeline. If you have the “disease” then do the honorable thing if you end up getting knocked up – give your poon polyp up for adoption so they don’t have to go through the never ending roller coaster you call life.

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Someone Out There
    August 30, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Honestly, looks like she blinked mid pic. Junkies this far gone usually have skin that looks like it was set on fire, picked at etc. I wonder what she bought?

  • t
    August 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    I…think….I’m…in….love

    • The angry taint
      August 27, 2019 at 9:56 pm

      sorry it’s me, my computer has hepatitis c

  • Gump Worsley
    August 27, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Goaltenders in the pre-mask era didn’t even look this demolished.

  • The Governor
    August 27, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Andrea from season 4, hilarious!

  • Clitty Litter
    August 27, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Holy Cryptkeeper’s long lost fraternal twin!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 26, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    In her mugshot she looks similar to that shit stain anti 2nd amendment preying mantis, David Hogg.

  • Judge dread
    August 26, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    She looks like a zombie. The type you would see shitting and shooting upnin San Fran or Seattle. I’m in contact with Massachusetts and North Korea and China to export these creatures.

  • LP
    August 26, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    She probably wasn’t there to shop, more likely to shoplift. The retailers there dodged a bullet (albeit an ugly, high one).

  • Drive Defensively
    August 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Today’s local TV news reports emphasized the fact she left the child alone in the car. Nothing about the fact she was driving around probably high. You’d think the court might also notify the Registry of Motor Vehicles to suspend her license, but then, on second thought, we all know what a waste of time it would be to try to get the RMV to do anything. She goes back to court in October. Maybe she can claim in mitigation that the high temperature on Sunday was only 68 degrees, and thus the child was not in danger of becoming heat dehydrated. She should do fine in court; compared to last week’s Nashua Nut Jockey, who drove away from the police at 90 mph, crashed into a house, and fled leaving her child to run after her down the street, the Oxy Goblin here looks almost like a model citizen.

  • kevins9iron
    August 26, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    I’m an alcoholic, pot head, and former user of 3 8 balls of coke a week for years (truth). You couldn’t force me to do H.

  • Captain Trips
    August 26, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Invading grandma’s medicine cabinet a few years back was a good choice, no?

    Someone give her a hot dose so her life signs can match her physical appearance.

    Let everyone know: OPIATES ARE FUN!

  • Missing Puzzle Piece
    August 26, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Sounds like someone I know. A drug addict who had an epiphany to have another child in her late 30s and now really don’t want it and can’t ” love it ” because it reminds her of the child she abandoned.

    These ” mothers ” are disgusting narcissists who care more about their high than their children. And you know who the fuck I’m talking to.

  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    August 26, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    I hate white trash. Why does she have Oxy? Who is the doctor prescribing it? Where is the father?

    • Y
      August 26, 2019 at 6:16 pm

      Her daughter looks mulatto.
      I’m guessing she got knocked-up by Diego the Dopeman.

      • Captain Trips
        August 26, 2019 at 6:32 pm

        And we all know what devoted dads those Diegos make!

  • Liawatha
    August 26, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    She just ran in for something quick, possibly a life saving prescription for her or her baby! The jackbooted Millbury police overstepped their authority! They abducted Sheila’s baby and falsely arrested and imprisoned her!

  • Wwy
    August 26, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Can we get z a gas chamber for Christmas?

    • z
      August 26, 2019 at 5:58 pm

      Didn’t know you cared shithead. Thanks!!!!
      If I get one, will you step in so I can check to see if it works?

  • z
    August 26, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    “Sheila Parslow, you are being charged with child endangerment and drug possession charges.”

    “What??? Where am I?” What?? What is this place? What?”

    I’m amazed she was able to drive to the mall or even find it. I’d say she’s a lost cause.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    August 26, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    This is why we need 200s of safe injection sites all over the state. Mom could go get her fix and be back to junior within 10 minutes.
    Bring on methadone mile sll over.

    • Long Live Meth Mile
      August 26, 2019 at 4:45 pm

      How did you get 7 down votes immediately upon posting.
      Must be 7 real bad mahty haters.

      • z
        August 26, 2019 at 4:58 pm

        Go back to some of the other blogs today. The 22 up votes seems to immediately pop up.

    • Liawatha
      August 26, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      Marty, that is a wonderfully progressive idea! I think we should have several injection sites in each and every city and town across the state!

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