WBZ: A mother is accused of leaving her 15-month-old child alone in a car Sunday afternoon at a Millbury mall. Sheila Parslow, 38, is facing child endangerment and drug possession charges. Millbury Police Chief Donald Desorcy told WBZ-TV that a customer at The Shoppes At Blackstone Valley noticed the sleeping child inside the car just after noon. The car was locked with its windows rolled up, police said. A responding officer was in the process of using a small hammer to break the car window when Parslow came running out of a store, police said. Paramedics checked out the child at the scene and determined they did not need to be hospitalized.

Parslow was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment of a child and possession of a Class A drug (Oxycodone). Police gave custody of the child to another family member who came the scene. Authorities have filed a report with the Department of Children & Families. Parslow is expected to be arraigned Monday in Worcester District Court.

You know what the cure for these people is? Force them to live in the Gan Rivkah Center for a week. If the motivation to get out of that place doesn’t get you clean I don’t know if anything ever will.

What the fuck is wrong with this fertility factory? You brought your 15 month old to the mall and they probably were sleeping by the time you got there. You didn’t wanna wake them up in the middle of a nap and deal with the wrath of an angry crotch fruit. We’ve all been through that before. But you suck it up and deal with it, or else you don’t go shopping. Leaving your raw dog participation trophy in the car with the windows up while you peruse the shelves of Marshall’s looking for something name brand that no one else was willing to pay full price for, isn’t an option.

And no, this was not just a lapse of judgment. This was a zombie sperm sponge driving around southern Worcester County high as a kite, endangering everyone else on the road, along with the baby whose well being she is responsible for. Seriously, this person DROVE to the mall!!

That in and of itself is a miracle.

From the looks of her Facebook page she actually used to be somewhat normal looking not too long ago. This was from 2010 when she was pregnant with her first crotch fruit, who she also seems to have custody of.

This was from 2012.

Hell, even this was from last year.

That’s not to say she wasn’t a junkie back then, but at least she could keep it together for a photograph. Now she’s out here looking like Andrea in Season 4 of the Walking Dead.

Motherhood is a gift. Every time I see a story like this my heart breaks for the women out there who can’t conceive and have to see shit like this every day on their timeline. If you have the “disease” then do the honorable thing if you end up getting knocked up – give your poon polyp up for adoption so they don’t have to go through the never ending roller coaster you call life.

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