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Panhandler Troll With “Send Nudes” Sign Is The Hero Worcester Has Been Waiting For

Panhandler Troll With “Send Nudes” Sign Is The Hero Worcester Has Been Waiting For

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Worcester apparently has a new panhandler, and he’s way better than the other ones:



His name is Jon Bogart. Obviously he is a good shit and has great taste:

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He doesn’t want money. He doesn’t do drugs. He’s not homeless. He just seems to want to make people laugh. And apparently the junkie patrol isn’t liking it too much:

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Good. Hope they hate him. Because if you’re pissing them off then you’re doing something right. Not sure how he finds the time to do it, but I hope this becomes a trend. Everyone stands at the corners where the panhandlers are and holds a hilarious sign like this. As someone pointed out, “Send dick pics” obviously has to be next.

We wanted to know what his motivation was for doing this, especially since he chose the shittiest time of the year to be a panhandling troll:

Youre literally the first person to ask lol. Well I’ve been, personally, in a really poor place mentally. And i like making others laugh, a lot. So I shot the idea about doing this around to various coworkers and they all kinda chuckled at it, so i took it upon myself to grab a piece of cardboard and upstage the actual homeless guy that’s normally on that corner for my lunch break. It was pretty dope for me, because people were stopping to snap a picture or they would honk and give me a thumbs up as they passed . It was a pretty cool experience and im.. Glad that i did it. 

Legend. Well Jon, if you keep doing this here are some signs I would urge you to hold:

  • “Tracy Novick made me do it”
  • “Joe Petty says I’m a moron”
  • “No fat chicks”
  • “Food stamps half price”
  • “Fire Clive”



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18 Comment(s)
  • GoneWest
    February 8, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Every time I come down Salisbury St there is the same guy on the corner of Salisbury and Park Ave outside of the antiquarian society. I saw the fucking guy get into a new Hyuandai hatch back on Regent St. Next time you’re coming down the hill, look for the car and tell him you know it’s his. Hilarious.

    • Jaime
      February 10, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Would that be the elderly man at that corner? If it’s still him he will tell you he is not homeless. He is a war veteran and doesn’t get enough to pay for his meds. We gave him money last summer, very nice man

  • Jon
    February 8, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Seen this guy drinking at one of my shit hole bars on millbury st.

  • Small Hands
    February 8, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    Turtleboy: This is a true Worcester hero. You guys should put him on the payroll. Give him a company car while you’re at it. And an expense account. Put him up the company condo.

  • Bruce Fiene, Idiot Engineer.
    February 8, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    That post was not from Joe Petty. It emanated from the grassy knoll.

  • Rich Aucoin, amnesiac voter
    February 8, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Mayor Petty never posted that, I did!

  • His or her Honor, Joe Petty
    February 8, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    This panhandler is a moron and uneducated.

    • KimberlyS
      February 8, 2017 at 4:30 pm

      Sarcasm has left the building.

  • anna
    February 8, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    I like the ‘fire clive’ idea.

  • Charlie
    February 8, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    Creative, if he did think of it himself. To me, he’s just another street beggar, slowing down traffic and blocking the sidewalk. Never mind if he has other income too. Some actually work, not many. SSDI is more to their liking, just to start with of course.

    • anna
      February 8, 2017 at 3:40 pm

      you’re wrong. he did just do it to be funny. he’s not a beggar.

    • Wabbitt
      February 9, 2017 at 10:39 am

      If you look up, you may see the joke flying over your head.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 8, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Just remind the lazy panhandlers that Novick used the free speech argument to allow them to suck free money from liberal morons to continue their abuse of drugs and alcohol. Sit down and STFU while I pan handle for pussy shots! A noble and legal cause sure!!!

  • Elsa Bogart
    February 8, 2017 at 11:44 am

    This is my ex-husband lol. He’s a great co parent and dad too! And he was on his lunch break lol.

  • ninja turtleboy
    February 8, 2017 at 11:13 am

    TB you should do a turtleboyshorts segment on your podcast where you interview people like this and more brett kilorians. love the devoted riders

  • BobnMic
    February 8, 2017 at 11:10 am

    I’m going right down to that corner now to talk to this guy. I bet he knows where I can find this Burglestein guy at so I can finally bring him to justice and seize his cocaine empire. Hey Tredge, you hear that? You gonna use your 1 phone call to call up Fiesty to bail you out?


    • BobnMic
      February 8, 2017 at 11:11 am

      Whoopsies, forgot to sign it with my official title.

      DEA Agent

  • Lightning bug
    February 8, 2017 at 11:09 am

    Perfect. Or how about “Drain the Worcester Swamp”


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