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Pantene Proqueef Robs 94 Year Old Woman Outside Lawrence Walgreens After He Never Went To Prison For Selling Heroin In Haverhill 


City of Lawrence: At approximately 1:54 PM this afternoon Lawrence Police responded to the Walgreen’s Pharmacy at 220 South Broadway for a report of an unarmed robbery.  Dispatch received information that a 94 year old female’s purse was snatched as she was sitting in a vehicle in the pharmacy’s parking lot waiting for her daughter who was in the store at the time.   The first officer to arrive on scene provided a description of the suspect to responding units.   Moments later the suspect was spotted by a responding officer as he was attempting to flee along railroad tracks that run adjacent to the Walgreen’s parking lot. He was simultaneous taken into custody by members of the Lawrence Police Patrol and Detectives Division. The purse was recovered with its contents intact. While the entire event was unfolding an officer, who was dispatching, was able to view video footage of the incident which was provided through the City’s recently installed camera system. This video footage provided the direction in which the suspect fled, as well as a more detailed description. This information was crucial in the expeditious apprehension of the suspect and recovery of the purse by detectives. Taylor Matkivich age 26 of Lawrence will be arraigned tomorrow in Lawrence District Court charged with Unarmed Robbery of a person over 65 and Trespassing.

“He’s a panhandler, obviously in and around the stores, this and that. Obviously trying to be an opportunist in this case, seeing an elderly woman,” Lawrence Police Chief Roy Vasque said. “There were a million different ways he could’ve gone but the cameras were key in this regard.”

What a disgusting waste of space.

This little bitch specifically targeted a 94 year old woman outside of a pharmacy because he knew she’d be the least likely to fight back. But let me guess? It’s not his fault because……


Fuck off. This piece of shit is the disease.

Of course he’s not just a drug user, he’s a seller too:

Five people are due to be arraigned in Haverhill District Court on drug trafficking charges as the result of arrests Tuesday during two separate investigations by Haverhill police detectives. According to police, Taylor Matkivich, 22, of 231 Washington St., Haverhill, Sean Fenton, 30 and Eddy Lara-Suarez, 34, both of Lawernce, were arrested between 7:47 and 7:59 p.m., Tuesday, on Washington Avenue. Each was charged with trafficking in a class A drug (heroin/morphine/opium), drug violation near a school zone and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Fenton was also taken into custody on an outstanding warrant charging him with driving without a license.

Why is this walking commercial for Pantene Proqueef walking amongst us right now? He was caught selling poison in Haverhill a couple years ago. Heroin kills tons of people in the Mingya Valley. And some idiot judge just let him have a second chance so he could then go out and rob and assault a 94 year old woman? Makes sense.


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32 Comment(s)
  • Mike Litoris
    June 2, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    This shit bird should be burned alive.

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 9:53 am

    What’s with the Invicta watch on one wrist and the ladies Timex on the other?

    Maybe he’s trying to express his conflict on how he identifies.

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 9:16 am

    I wonder if he’s related to anyone from the Wizard of Oz Lollipop Guild.

    We represent the Lolly pop Guild,
    The Lolly pop Guild,
    The Lolly pop Guild

    And in the name of the Lolly pop Guild,
    We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
    We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    May 31, 2019 at 1:53 am

    Stealing from a 94 year old , it should get the death penalty. Ass breath should grab some head and shoulders too

  • Recipient of a purple nurple
    May 31, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Did he lose his legs fighting in Iraq? Wait what…..those are his legs?

  • whatevuh
    May 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    That is one ugly woman . . ..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 30, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Taylor Matkivich is truly the victim here. A victim of the overzealous, jackbooted Lawrence cops. I believe Taylor found this pocketbook and was trying to return it to its rightful owner. The video clearly shows this. I did not see any video of him actually stealing it. It’s sad when you are falsely accused of a crime just for looking different.

    • z
      May 31, 2019 at 9:30 am

      So true. Diversity is now a crime in Trumps Amerika.

  • TJB
    May 30, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    Scumbags the color of my shit. Lawrence better prepare for the mass exodus of non ~ paying brown people that finally bankrupted union hospital in Lynn. A lot of good dedicated health care professionals will have to work elsewhere because of the brown low tide.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 30, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Lawrence? No way! The El Calde and Tall Deval say otherwise! Hell! Shitting Bull made her big announcement there! It just can’t be….

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    this so lawrence it hurts!…..we’re doomed

  • Steven J. Gould
    May 30, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    I believe the judge let him off because he is the only living example of Peking Man, most of whom went extinct three million years ago .

  • Pantene trans decathlon
    May 30, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Two days in a row, 2 trans athletes running track & field. Running the Lawrence 200mtr railroad coach bag decathlon is disputable for the fetynyl push test or the burn bag shuffle!

  • Walt Ostrander
    May 30, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Give him a pass on this one. He is a POC and she has had the privilege to live to be 94. She will get another social security check in the mail and will be just fine.

  • Dude IS a Lady
    May 30, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    It all started when mom gave him a girl’s name. Wait, it all began when “dad” was an unknown. He never learned valuable life lessons like, unless you have a money making talent, having long wild hair, scraggly facial hair, wearing a wife beater tank, and dropping your sweatpants below your ass will not lead to any success. Robbing 94 year olds only shows you are a long haired pussy.

    • Brian
      May 31, 2019 at 8:40 am

      This is the shitbums coming out of lawrence just put them all in jail

    • Sandra
      May 31, 2019 at 11:38 am

      How the fuck are you to say that about that lady he was not return no Purse to the lady and do what if she is going to get a Nother check that’s none of your fucking Business Maybe he should have taking from you if that’s how you see it and I am tired of supporting fucking piece of shit like home with tax money we work hard for put the fucking piece of shit in a cage some were and through the key the fuck away don’t bother putting him in jail that’s to good for him and I am tired of Support and loses in fucking jail that we pay to support the motherfuckers they don’t deserve to eat they don’t deserve nothing given the fuck Out of here

      • WTF
        May 31, 2019 at 11:58 am

        What are you trying to say? Type in English please.

      • randall fagman
        June 2, 2019 at 12:16 am

        shut off your vibrating butt plug while you are posting

  • MAGA
    May 30, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    He’s brown? Shocking!

  • Said Everyone
    May 30, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    He’s a peach
    What’s he cost us in taxpayers dollars?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Charlie Bronson
    May 30, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Here’s hoping the Lawrence cops did the Bristol Stomp on this little turdlet.
    If that was my mother, there would be no place on this planet this cumstain could hide. Nowhere.
    Might take a while.
    But eventually, every one walks alone.

  • Chris Tingle
    May 30, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    As word gets around the jail about this, he’ll have to answer some questions. Tough questions. 70s is unforgivable. 80s is cause for death. 90s is unheard of. Nobody even lives that long. He’ll have feces put on him a lot.

  • The Name Game
    May 30, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Good God, another one with more ink than clear skin. They do nothing for the little weasel Sailor Kat-give-itch. How much do tattoos cost, anyway? What a waste. Don’t even make him immune to naloxone, just slip him some high grade fentanyl. Away goes the problem.

  • hank
    May 30, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Having a feminine face and long hair in prison means he’ll make new friends in no time. I hope the old lady sends him the contents of the bag he’s now sitting in jail for; 3 used tissues and some generic butterscotch candies. Nighty night, keep ya butthole tight!

  • Joe Friday
    May 30, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Mass judicial system is as soft as church music. Until we hold judges accountable it always will be…

  • Y
    May 30, 2019 at 4:16 pm


  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 30, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    They are doing wonderful things these days with human body composting.

    This shit stain could finally do something productive by becoming fertilizer for the old lady’s Begonias.

    Social Media is Cancer

    • Ray Patriarca
      Sorry Wilfred.....
      May 30, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      …. accidentally down voted you. My fat fingers.

  • Chip Striker
    May 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Cameras around the city of Lawrence??? Must be like watching National Geographic Channel.

    If only that over pressured gas line did what it was intended to do.

    Blow up the ghettos!!!

  • Gar
    May 30, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Trump 2020

  • Daniel Crowell
    May 30, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    This this bag of trash would have been a good candidate for “accidentally” falling down the stairs while in custody. Give him a vaccine that makes him immune to Nar-can.

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