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Parasitic Frauditor Bodacious Bitchtits Abrams Reign Of Terror Deepens – Restraining Orders, False Police Reports, Drug Charges, Harassment And Whiny Calls Into The Police

It’s been a rough month for Josh “Bitchtits” Abrams, who is currently on a taxpayer funded 90 day vacation in the Bristol county house of corrections (the irony is delicious, you guys.) due to the fact that he, yet again, violated the terms of his pretrial release by assaulting and attempting to rape his girlfriend.


Oh yeah….and some….other stuff. If there was any doubt left in your mind, let me assure you right now – Joshua Abrams is physically incapable of following the law, respecting his fellow human community members, and refraining from wasting precious publicly funded police resources. Let’s take a look at what else he’s been up to in the month leading up to this latest arrest, shall we?


1. Josh has been filing numerous false police reports and bothering them with needless calls for service.


For starters, Josh apparently was not okay with his girlfriend losing custody of her son to the paternal grandparents. It didn’t bother him enough to, you know, change his own behavior to stop being such a detriment or anything. Nor did it bother him enough to, maybe, encourage her to get her life on track. Just enough to initiate a campaign of harassment and wasted police resources. Like, when he relentlessly harassed the grandparents during a court hearing, then went outside and contacted the police to report an assault outside the courthouse that never happened –



Despite a police officer being present and observing that it never happened. Unsatisfied with this, and even more unhappy when the next court date resulted in the grandparents yet again being awarded custody, Josh couldn’t even make it out of the courthouse parking lot without calling the police to waste their time yet again – this time for a bogus well-being check.

Nothing says “cherished childhood memories” quite like your mom’s psychotic, criminal boyfriend sending the police over to bother you and your grandmother for nothing after enduring a month of hopping from motel room to motel room, does it?

Not content with simply using the police as a weapon during his girlfriend’s contentious custody battle, Josh also engaged in an altercation with Tow Truck Girl’s Encore Casino caper accomplice, Anthony Micelli, outside of the roach motel they were staying in. He then proceeded to report yet another fairy tale assault, complete with conflicting statements.


Unfortunately for Josh and his compulsive lying, the motel has survellience cameras outside. As Joshy-Poo likes to say “The camera doesn’t lie” – but he does!

Still not finished wasting officer’s time who clearly have better things to do than chase around dead leads on made-up tales of non-existent crimes – Josh later filed yet another false report – and another conflicting one right after, as reflected in this heavily redacted report.



Essentially, Abrams is claiming that something was stolen from inside luggage secured in the trunk of Tow Truck Girl’s car. That something has to redacted…. as a side note, medical information is often redacted. Like, perhaps, medication. Abrams then reports to Wakefield PD the very next day that this something was lost in the parking lot of a gas station. As an additional side note, were that something a controlled prescription medication, it would most likely need to be redacted, as well as would need a police report confirming it was lost or stolen to have a sliver of a chance of the prescribing doctor replacing it. This a hustle drug addicts often use when they sell/use all of their controlled medication too far out from the earliest refill date allowed by law. Just sayin’.


2. Josh Abrams Was Served With Yet Another Restraining Order Taken Out By An Ex-Girlfriend


I redacted out the petitioner’s name, but it’s definitely an ex girlfriend. From years ago, at that. Because apparently once Josh Abrams has marked you with his tiny peen, he will torment you indefinitely. Sounds great!

3. Josh Abrams Has Acquired Even More Charges, Along With Tow Truck Girl, For Wisely Conspiring To Sneak Suboxone into The Jail During A Monitored And Recorded Phone Call.



I’m pretty sure the jail calls advise both the caller and recipient that they’re being recorded and monitored. Yet here we are anyway, Josh and Danielle. How stupid can you be?


As an added bonus, we have some of the audio from the calls corresponding to these incidents, and we’ll be going over them on Sunday @ 7pm, during the Bristol Crew live show. If you’re not already, subscribe to Turtleboy’s YouTube Channel by clicking here. You won’t want to miss these clips – they’re pretty damn hilarious.

45 Comment(s)
    April 15, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Anyone know if Abrams is a Convicted Felon? Info please?

  • james
    November 6, 2019 at 10:58 am

    So, did I read this right , The Grandfather of josh kids was ordered out of the house for 30 days???/

  • Must Be a Coincidence
    November 2, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    It’s a coincidence I’m sure that now that Fat Josh is locked up all the negative comments and stupidity has suddenly stopped. I wonder who could have been carrying on if it wasn’t Josh. I don’t think it’s Tow Truck Skank because I’m pretty sure she can’t read or write. Same with ginger orga hart. He’s a complete moron too and he cries like a bitch.

  • Who's your daddy? Do you know ?
    November 1, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Josh interracts with cops like their all his serrogate father and he’s a spoiled rebellious teen.
    Josh to cops: I hate you
    Someone’s bothering me help
    Ouch don’t spank me
    You’re not paying me enough attention
    Fuck you
    Protect me
    That’s not fair
    Someonebroke the rules
    You can’t tell me what to do

    The cops to josh: screw or you’re going to jail

  • Give it up
    November 1, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    This is all so pathetic. Even more pathetic is turtleboy constant hard on for this dude and his girlfriend. He talks shit about her being a whore but isn’t it known that turtleboy married a “pass around girl”. People have their problems. Leave them alone man. Karma is a bitch.

    • Ain't gonna happen
      November 1, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      He wanted the attention, well now he’s got it.

      Leave him alone?
      Just he like he left that homeless woman in North Station alone?
      and that woman in West Roxbury alone?
      and those poor grandparents alone?
      and every public servant in Mass. alone?

      People have problems, I agree, and your problem is you are a douchebag.

  • Gazza
    November 1, 2019 at 9:27 am

    Anyone else think that Danni might have played Josh?
    My scenario: The night of his (last) arrest wasn’t unusual for them – Josh pimps her out and bangs her afterwards. Seems weird to most people but for a drug addicted hooker it’s probably a depressingly normal situation. She knows the ride they’ve been on is just about over, plus she’s got her larceny trial to deal with. So she cries rape, gets josh off the scene, gets access to the PayPal money, and she can use the situation to get sympathy for her trial (she can claim to be a victim of Josh).
    By the way, don’t think of this as in any way supporting Josh. I’ve only been watching his videos in the hopes that he got mouthy with the wrong person and he got a massive kicking whilst screaming ‘that’s unconstitutional” . Also, rape is an incredibly serious crime, but I’ve no doubt that Danni would say and do anything to keep those drugs rolling in just a little bit longer.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 1, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Welp looks as though bitchtits victim/ girlfriend ignored her minds wake up call from her freak out.. As she seems to have no issues being around him or helping him to commit more scams even though he attempted to rape and beat her.. Thats just sad.. Seems to be she is not as much of a victim of him as she would of had everyonr believe.. Josh is not that intelligent as we have all witnessed his stupidity come to life in all these blogs , im starting to think she may actually be the master mind behind most of the money grab scams .. Josh’s non existent bail fund , the casino scam josh was in jail for so we know she pulled that all on her own then invited other dudes to enjoy the luxuries of her scam.. These 2 are a fucking train wreck they deserve each other and the life of misery that follows them both… I almost had sympathy for tow truck whore thinking she was a victim of a narcissitic manipulative lunatic…. Almost ….

  • 9 to 5 or monkeys theme
    November 1, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Im positive bitchtits josh is shaking his knockers to 9 to 5 as he pours himself a cup of. Oops sorry. Theres no coffee in prison josh see you in 90 more days.

  • kjdkddhh
    November 1, 2019 at 7:34 am

    you may recall my post 2 weeks ago, posted:
    i was banned from chatting and postin on that rhode island cop botherer’s you tube site

    and within minutes after being banned, i went to Joshua’s you tube , i was banned there…..where as, i wasnt the day before

  • Gotcha
    November 1, 2019 at 4:57 am

    It’s a Christmas miracle my prayers have been answered Josh everything you get you deserve what goes around the dark comes to light!

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 1, 2019 at 2:40 am

    “…she could not be near Abrams anymore.” Classic.

  • window HI
    October 31, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Joshes goose is cooked.

  • Abrams+Bognanno=BROKEN
    October 31, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    In my opinion, Josh and Danielle deserve each other. They are BOTH broken scum degenerates who do nothing positive and are a constant drain on society. Josh is going to kill someone if he is let out for any length of time in the future. Seems to be the only felony that he hasn’t committed yet….murder. That we know of anyway….

  • Daisytrain
    October 31, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Choo choo. Where is she?

  • Bitch fat tits
    October 31, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Fat Josh will bring his heart stew to a simmer for 90 days and then the cooker will go on again. Bitch tits Joshua. Kepping on!

  • Stevie Stoneham
    October 31, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    I’m a Stoneham resident and knowbthe Abrahms family
    The father is a chronic alcoholic the mother was a teen age prostitute who got knocked up by a vagabond and had josh

    Not a pretty picture

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      November 1, 2019 at 6:56 am

      And yet he was given away as a baby because he was too much of a cunt as a small child for these degenerate parents.

      Enough said.

  • Orgasmatron
    October 31, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Someone posted on his YouTube page last night begging for money. The post was removed fairly quickly

    • Prison Fun
      October 31, 2019 at 10:03 pm

      Gonna need money in the canteen to keep bubba away from his backside

  • Judge dread
    October 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    I hope some dude sticks his whole fist up your ass Josh abrams

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiff's BB balls.
    October 31, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Will just ONE of these useless Judges in this Fantasyland State finally get fed up with his shit ?
    Just ONE?
    I won’t hold my breath.

  • May all your dreams come true
    October 31, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    When I was a young Yout (late 70’s) A local shitball menace junkie thief (like Josh) was found one Monday morning face down in a shallow pond. Was he murdered? The crime scene showed that he was not alone. Shoe prints. Tire marks. No car at the scene….but ironically it was labeled an accident and no evidence was collected and after they fished him out of the shallow water the police bought a case of beer and celebrated his death at the station

  • Cheddah
    October 31, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    If Antifa didn’t like Bitch Tits you damn well know the inmates won’t.. It’s refreshing to know that within the next 3 weeks or so either his asshole will be getting torn occasionally or he’ll be drinking through a straw for months after suffering a brutal attack. Karma..

  • Dr. Ed
    October 31, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Hmmm…Probably Adderall for purported ADHD. He needs the police report for thr script monitoring program.

    THIS explains why the Wakefield PD have such a negative opinion of anyone wirh ADHD — thank you so very much Josh….

  • To many people to name
    October 31, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    How is he getting more and more subs daily? He is up to 17.2ksubs. Something shady has got to be happening. I don’t agree with a lot of things Danielle has done, regardless of that, what Josh did to her was awful. And you know that this is not likely the first time he has been violent with her. Abusers all have a pattern and you could see it all over Josh. He wouldn’t allow her to speak. He talked to her like a dog. And please tell me what man who really cares about the woman he is with, would want to watch anyone else touch her? I get people have fetishes, but to enjoy that? Idk. I hope that she gets help and works on getting her life back together, so she is able to have her son back. Josh has screwed up a lot of lives, his parents, his children. His children’s mothers. Danielle. Danielle’s son. And the list goes on. He is a sick bastard and will always be

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 31, 2019 at 6:28 pm

      That woman was a thief/whore/liar/junkie long before she met the ‘200 pounds of chewed bubblegum’ junky. He is an asshole, no doubt, but Im not buying her ‘rape’ story. She’ll latch onto some other junky to keep her ‘fix’ going and probably suck a few dicks in the meantime. Lets hope Josh gets some justice while in the hoosegow.

    • Vinnie Severe
      October 31, 2019 at 9:29 pm

      Too many

      Fuck off who cares what happens to that douchebag
      She fucks spics and has taken on a few lawn jockeys too

  • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
    October 31, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    A double-tap to the back of the head is the best remedy for these shitstains on the underwear of society.

  • Tow Truck Skag
    October 31, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    He didn’t really rape me, he just refused to pay me.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      October 31, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      Why should he pay her when she won’t even have felt that tiny, shrunken, flaccid cock enter her railway-tunnel of a twat for the 8 seconds he would have lasted?

  • P McKinley
    October 31, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    annnnnnnnd that’s why they arrested you today!

  • Sean P
    October 31, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    He’s truly DONE now. Great job you guys………………

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    October 31, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Note to Bitchtits and his butt buddy Grundy – you two morons have both been playing stupid games with the cops you both won stupid prizes. See morons karma really is a bitch, seems like she took a chunk out of both your fat, lazy, stank asses. Couldn’t have happened to more deserving wastes of skin.

  • Autistic Anselmo
    October 31, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Ironic. Josh’s birth mother swallowed a bunch of my loads, yet we’re stuck with the load that won.

    PS- Joa Orga jerked me off in high school. A few times.

  • We'll Leave the Light On
    October 31, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    So what happens to Danielle when Abrams is locked up (hopefully without internet access)? I’m tempted to drive by the Motel 6 in Seekonk and ask the front desk clerk for an update. By now I’m surprised we haven’t seen these two on some more formal reality-doc series like Drugs, Inc., or maybe Survivor-Seekonk, if those programs are still around. Only a matter of time before Netflix finds these two.

  • Gonna be a good Sunday night!
    October 31, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Live stream at 7:00 leading into the Pats game – nice!!!

  • Ace Rothstein
    October 31, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Makes Me giddy knowing that Josh is locked up without access to his camera, herr’on, subs, or smokes:)

  • SHS Alumnus
    October 31, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    I think every interaction he’s had with the police should be billed to him. How many hours have the cops had to deal with his bullshit? He is a true pariah on society

  • Homeland security
    October 31, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    God bless the Cops that read turtle boy I think they should Read it. and God bless the cops that pass on juicy information And all the hard work you guys do with getting the info. Got your back always

  • Dirty Boi
    October 31, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Jesus!!! Just when you think there’s no more dirt to be had, Abrams manages to find a way. I feel dirty just thinking about it, and not in a good way. The real question is: how to let his dumb but innocent subscribers know that he’s a would-be rapist, on top of all of these other charges?
    Should we all take it upon ourselves to visit his latest videos once per day to comment bomb links to Tboy stories?!
    Normally I wouldn’t care enough to put that kind of effort into something like this, but the idea of Josh having his ill-gotten income cut off while he rots in jail is so, so satisfying.

  • Keep up the good work TB
    October 31, 2019 at 2:59 pm


    And yet, while all this was going on (those poor grandparents) he was out at a police station reading Miranda rights to a police officer and thought nothing of it!

    Glad you exposed him, and continue to expose him, but I am surprised af that there remains more to be exposed!

  • JimmyBooms
    October 31, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Karma, the gift that keeps on giving!

    October 31, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    The gift that keeps on giving…..:)

  • hartf811
    October 31, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Sad and pathetic but worthy of a hearty laugh!

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