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Payless Shoebacca Starts Fraudulent GoFundMe For Hero Killed In Buffalo Wild Wings Chemical Spill, Spams It On WCVB, Raises $150


Last week tragedy struck in Burlington when Buffalo Wild Wings manager Ryan Baldera died after two toxic cleaning agents combined and caused a chemical reaction. It was an awful story, and an act of heroism by the young father.

But then this scumtwat in the WCVB comments decided he was gonna try to profit off of it.

“James Fats” real name is James Kimmey, and he’s from Fall River.

Yes, that’s right – Payless Shoebacca’s real name is Jimmy Kimmey.

Jimmy fucking Kimmey. And his GoFundMe for Ryan Baldera, a man he has no connection to whatsoever, raised $150 because he spammed it on the WCVB page.

When someone asked him how they could trust that this random guy would actually give the money to the family of the deceased this was his response.

“From what I understand he is in contact with his mother.”

He’s pretending like he’s not the guy who started the fundraiser. That’s why he’s using the name Jimmy Fats instead ofJimmy Kimmey – so it looks like he’s pimping out someone else’s GoFundMe.

Of course if it was legit he’d just share it on his own page instead of on WCVB’s where he’s looking for people who he hasn’t fucked over yet to give him money for Newport Lights and gravy.

The worst part is this lazy piece of shit couldn’t even personalize the GoFundMe. He just copy and pasted the news report.


Scum of the earth.

P.S. For further evidence that James Fats is Jimmy Kimmey, check out what the baby looks like on Kimmey Jimmy’s Facebook page and then on James Fats Facebook page. It’s the same poon polyp. Busted. We screenshotted them for when he inevitably deactivates and denies any wrongdoing.



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10 Comment(s)
  • don
    November 14, 2019 at 10:36 am

    i mixed two chemicals years ago to get the floor cleaned better. dont ever mix ammonia with bleach. very very bad. had to evacuate. how many people right now are reading this asking themselves if they should try it to see if its really toxic?

  • Fall River for president
    November 13, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    Nuff said

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 13, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    New Beige more better then Fall Reeve.

  • Fallriver says it all
    November 13, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    Fallriver is where $ goes to die. That $150 is already on a milk carton someone in fallriver just bought with ebt.

  • scams
    November 13, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    And it’s not even Christmas yet!. Get ready…

  • Sounds Scammy
    November 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    I’m not so sure about this one. I would have donated if he was collecting restaurant gift cards but real cash money umm nope. I’m way to smart for that.

    • Ya wicked smart, khed
      November 14, 2019 at 1:35 am

      Of course, no one ever sold off gift cards like they do with ebt to get their smoke n poke money, right?

      I think someone touched the soft spot a few times when you were an infant.

  • randiguy2006
    November 13, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    How can we be sure TB gives gifts card to FFs family?
    Can anyone be trusted?
    Just sayin.

  • Karma
    November 13, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Social media is jam packed with frauds and scumbags What a piece of shit

  • pondscum
    November 13, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    5 08 Rowell should no.
    3 56 because his bestie musta donated
    6 466

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