Philadelphia Cop Can’t Understand Why He’s Being Suspended For All His “Fuck The Police” Posts On Facebook And Siding With Insane Protesters 

Philadelphia Cop Can’t Understand Why He’s Being Suspended For All His “Fuck The Police” Posts On Facebook And Siding With Insane Protesters

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This is Bryan Turner, AKA Caine Menacetosociety Turner, from Philadelphia:

Guess what he does for work?

Yup, that’s right – he’s a cop.

A Philadelphia police officer who wears “fuck the police” shirts:

And posts pictures like this on Facebook.

Apparently he’s caused a commotion with his bizarre “fuck the po-lice even though I am the po-lice” Facebook activity, and he’s perplexed about why he’s now relegated to desk duty:

Can’t figure out why.

Apparently this goes back to this past summer when Officer Ryan Pownall shot and killed an armed man named David Jones. Seven years before he shot another armed man named Carnell Williams-Carney, who was also armed and fled Officer Pownall during a traffic stop, but he survived. Both shootings were obviously completely justified, and had he not done so it could’ve easily been him that was killed. Both assholes could’ve avoided being shot if they weren’t carrying unregistered handguns and had followed simple police orders.

Nevertheless, the media revealed the cop’s name and address and a bunch of shitheads with megaphones showed up to his house

“We pull up to a fucking crib n word”

“You got a racist murderer pig on your block”

“We are shutting you the fuck down”

“You fucking pigs are gonna pay for what you did to our brother”

“We pulled up at his house, fuck this pussy”

“Ryan Pownall we will be back. We’re gonna make your life very uncomfortable until you’re gone.”

“Ryan, you never know where we’re gonna be Ryan. We’re coming for you Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan”

“I’m still mad y’all killed Martin and Malcolm” (even though Malcolm X was killed by members of the Nation of Islam)

That right there is why I’m against residency requirements for cops. They’re dealing with thugs and criminals on a daily basis. It’s beyond ridiculous to force them to live down the street from these assholes.

This is black lives matter in a nutshell though. This is the group that the left has for some reason chosen to embrace. How fucked up is that? I understand there are some nutjobs out there. But any normal politician distances themselves from this shit. Not Liz Warren and company though. They invite them to the DNC. Shocking that they can’t win an election against the most unpopular Republican candidate for president in the modern era.

If that guy with the megaphone sounds familiar, it’s because we met him and blogged about him last year when we went to the DNC in Philadelphia and hung out with protesters for the day:







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Here he is doing exactly what he was doing in the videos above – yelling at the cops and calling them pigs:

Obviously this was disturbing because these assholes came to the officer’s home. If there wasn’t a huge police presence there they likely would’ve lynched his ass. For doing his job. Luckily this awesome State Rep is proposing a bill that would ban the media from announcing the names of any police officers involved in shootings until they are charged with a crime.

Police Union President John Mcnesby held a “back the blue rally” five days ago after this happened, and he called these idiots exactly what they are – animals. This is not how human beings behave. This is how wild, savage, animals behave.

Evidently this is what set off Officer Turner and was the reason he criticized Mcnesby.

Oddly enough Officer Turner still shares plenty of “back the blue” stuff:

It’s just odd that this cop, who was nearly killed in an incident in 2013 on the job, would have a problem with another cop defending himself as well. I guess his life matters, but Officer Pownall’s does not. You gotta be a pretty shitty human being to turn on your coworkers like that and join the mob too. Just sayin.

And he was also used in a recruiting poster by the PPD

His body was later used to superimpose Kanye West’s face by the PPD Facebook page in a satirical post after Kanye announced that he was broke:

And now this is him:

Well, that’s enough Internet for me today. See ya tomorrow turtle riders.


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8 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    September 10, 2017 at 4:37 am

    I don’t know who’s dumber – him or the people who gave him a badge and a gun. He’s obviously a wing nut.

  • Sally B
    September 7, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    It’s is daily easy to get the savages to leave your property. Start giving out job applications and tell the the Nike store is having a sale. Free AIR Js to all welfare recipients. They’ll be gone before you can get the clubs and hoses

  • Sha Nay Nay
    September 6, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Another outstanding example of Affirmative Action.

    • Sonny's Mom
      September 6, 2017 at 9:38 pm

      “The War on Poverty: $15 Trillion and Nothing to Show for It”
      (thenewamerican dot com)

  • The Rant Queen
    September 6, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    You guys really should stop comparing idiot people to animals. Animals dont act this way at all. Fucking humans do and animals have to be compared to their bullshit. Yes Im a animal lover, not a vegan or all animal lives matter animal lover, but when it comes to instinct and nature, animals got it figured it. When the fuck are humans going to?

    • Worcesterite
      September 7, 2017 at 3:44 am

      Is he bipolar?!?!

    • Sally B
      September 7, 2017 at 1:40 pm

      I agree I would never compare my Lab or my rescue’s intelligence to these savages

      • Wabbitt
        September 10, 2017 at 4:40 am

        I’m pretty sure my dumbass cats are more reasoned and intelligent than the rampaging dindus and their guilty white sycophants.

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