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Pissed Off Poon Wrangler Defends Drug Dealing Dick Jockey’s Fundraiser For Kids Stuff Destroyed In Drug Raid, Blatantly Lies To Deskie And Worries About DCF Intervention, Hilariously Calls Us “Trash”

Yesterday I wrote a blog about a trashy queefpie from Connecticut who made the supremely wise decision to use her convicted felon, drug dealing friend’s young daughter to drum up some fundraising cash, because the child’s belongings were allegedly destroyed during a drug raid prompted by his arrest related to an arrest by the state police, because….drugs. So clearly it was the State Police’s fault for “victimizing” this kid, and not her shitbag father’s for being felon degenerate scum.

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It takes a special kind of garbage person to treat a drug raid like it’s childhood cancer. Seriously.

 

These kind of garbage people, to be exact.

 

But hold on a minute, this landfill is about to expand! Because last night a third party emerged to berate our poor, impressionable, lonely desk girl, Abi.

Thanks a bunch, Allie! I’ve always said, no such thing as a trash “can’t!” I’m a trash “can!” And I can see already that you are full of shit. Unfortunately, Abi doesn’t have the sharpest powers of perception, so she continued to indulge this shit. Fortunately for us, though, it’s fucking hilarious.

 

There is exactly 0.0% chance that someone who isn’t already putting their child at risk would be so concerned about DCF over a blog where neither she nor her child was so much as mentioned. That is the mark of a sketchy chick making subpar parenting decisions if I have ever seen one. Seriously, who is this broad, and how is she involved?

Uh oh, looks like I’m going to have a problem now! Pray for me, y’all, because Abi got too distracted trying to wade her way in the lady pond to even care.

Oh, no, Allie – they sure did find something.

 

That’s a lot of something, actually. But maybe you were too busy with your “four jobs” to notice? We’re off to a rough start here, chickie – you and I both know you don’t work four jobs. That’s utter bullshit. But how are you involved in this again, and why am I going to cause DCF to steal yo’ baby?

Your half sister, eh?

 

Either this trashbag is lying, or they have the weirdest, most inappropriate sibling relationship ever. We’re batting 100 here with credibility, aren’t we, Allie?

 

Yeah, sure. Lots of fantastic fathers take drugged up joyrides that end with cuffs and a raid executed on the home where the kids sleep. Lots of great dads are felons toting around firearms, and your scissor sister is definitely not trash.

 

Definitely not. And lots of blood relatives regularly make out in public and scissor fight, that’s totally normal. I think Abi has made a great friend here, seems totally trustworthy.

Gauging from the level of dishonesty we’ve encountered here, the standard of “parenting” this skag is actively defending, and poor choice in company, my suspicion is a visit from DCF is probably well merited, and I’m happy to help.

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • The Name Game
    April 14, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Gotta say, Abi’s got patience. And, I’d like to see her write her own blog. I LOVE her questions, interactions, responses to the ratchets communicating with her. And the best part is, THEY DON’T EVEN GET IT! She deserves a raise!
    And this Alimentary Porkup? She says ol’ Mr. LaGashole is a fantastic guy, loving father, was in “the wrong place at the wrong time.” Uh, yeah. Except, uh, no. That collection of drugs, paraphernalia and gun shows he’s DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS LIFE wrong. That’s like saying a DWI driver crashing into a carload of kids and blowing 0.30 is a great guy, great dad, just in the wrong place, wrong time too? Sorry, Algae, it doesn’t work that way. And you’re worried about DCF? Then GTF out of there.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 14, 2019 at 9:11 am

    These are low class pigs. Im guessing they are “married” only because everyone in a 100 mile range has had them and know they are disease ridden…. I bet when they drop their drawers it smells like swamp water.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    April 14, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Instead of a Disney fund consisting of &2,000 in $20’s crammed in a mattress, he should have considered a college fund; which is much more difficult to seize. This guy may be a swell Dad but as stated before he is low IQ because no intelligent person would engage in a road rage spat with anything illegal in their possession.

  • Frank
    April 13, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    She looks like a trashier Fiona Gallagher with bigger tits. Plus she likes to do shit with her “sister”? Come on, classic pornhub fantasy. Would

  • Judge dread
    April 13, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    To quote American psycho

    “You’re married to a tumbling tumbling dickweed”

  • CrispyC
    April 13, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    We need more Abi. I’m a bit upset she did not mention her bowel problems though! That stuff gets me to laugh every time.

  • The angry taint
    April 13, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    They filed a supplemental with the police, the 2 picassos are missing as well

  • Yeast mouth
    April 13, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    If your doing something that causes the police to enter your home and destroy your stuff, chances are you DESERVE IT. your given multiple chances to give them what they are there for, when you decide to assume they don’t already know what they are there to get and keep trying to hide it, then whatever happens, happens. He should of just gave them what they wanted and they probably wouldn’t of destroyed the home half as much as they did. Second when you have children and you have stuff like this just chilling in their home, it may be a good idea to evaluate the parents who care for this child. Or better yet probably could care less about the child. He knew what the end result could be, when your home is full of illegal things. So instead of worrying about your dealers kid. You should worry about the pubes stuck in your teeth from your last clam dig. Piggy

  • Hart Forf
    April 13, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    And to think she pees in public spaces.
    That are cleaner than her.

    • Dr. Ed
      April 14, 2019 at 11:28 am

      Two wrongs don’t make a right, and police who destroy a 6-year-old’s toys should be ashamed of themselves. Or should replace them.

      Yes, the child would be better off in an orphanage, but you still don’t destroy a 6 year old’s life.
      Children shouldn’t learn to hate the police – in ten years, that child will be a teenager, and then what?

      • Call it like I see
        April 14, 2019 at 1:01 pm

        Chances are the police did not destroy the child’s belongings. And let’s just say they did, who is to say that there weren’t things inside the toys. It’s not unusual for dealers to hide their stash under their own child’s crib mattresses. Children shouldn’t have to pay the price for their parents mistakes, but they end up doing it far to often. It’s only my opinion, but I don’t truly believe the police destroyed anything that was the childs. It’s real easy for them to do it and blame it on the police. I don’t trust these people at all.

      • Smh
        April 15, 2019 at 7:42 am

        90 percent of the time when a child hates the police, it’s because that’s is what they were taught by their parents. They don’t just sit in their car seat and think man that guy over there is scary and bad. They think stuff like that when mom or dad get pulled over after drinking all night and have to be placed in jail and then the poor child thinks that this person just took away their mother or father, when in fact they probably saved that child’s life. They don’t understand who was really wrong. And that’s because they shouldn’t have to. They are children. Hate is learned. The fact still remains, if this guy wasn’t doing the things he was doing. We wouldn’t even be talking about this. So the blame is his. And his alone

  • Filthy Third Wolrd Sanctuary Spic
    April 13, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Jose cant make ends meet with drug dealing and ebt. Time to raise taxes on the productive working evil white man again so that lil spic can go to Disney. Wonder if the EBT card will be swiped at Disney.

  • Patricia Murray
    April 13, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Hilarious! You can’t make this shit up!
    Saving for a trip to Disneyland? Wow, she must do a lot of chores. Tickets to California are expensive first of all, and whichever Disney you go to, it’s outrageously expensive.(but worth it)

  • Local real local
    April 13, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Dear Jesus, you people are hysterical! You need to post a disclaimer, do not read while driving or operating heavy machinery. How on this Earth do you people keep the facts straight? These people are absolutely crazy!

  • American girl
    April 13, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Can you please post their interactions in a format we can actually see and read?

    • Your Mom
      April 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm

      Might want to get that yearly eye exam. Also, you realize you can click on the images to enlarge them, right?

      • mrme
        April 13, 2019 at 2:05 pm

        Umm no you are wrong. Clicking does nothing. At least on the free version of the blog.

        • Cute Chick
          April 13, 2019 at 2:25 pm

          I’m with you… the endless screen shots makes for tedious.
          However, try right-clicking the image, and select “Open image in new tab”. If it’s still too small hit Alt+ to enlarge.
          These were well worth reading though, gotta say.

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