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Pistol Pedophile EMT Dad Who Tried Buying 12 Year Old DCF Mexican Girl From Undercover State Trooper Also Offered Homeless Woman In Enfield Group Free Room In His Rape Hotel For Sex

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This story out of Connecticut is INSANE!!

A Connecticut hotel owner and volunteer Connecticut has been arrested after state police say he tried to buy a young girl online to sexually assault her. Police say 46-year-old Simon Hessler thought he was exchanging money for a preteen girl, but it was really a sting operation involving an undercover Connecticut State Police trooper posing as a human trafficker, Fox 61 TV reports.

According to NBC Connecticut, Hessler told the undercover detective that he wanted the girl he thought he was paying for to be brought to a camper in the parking lot of his Manchester hotel. According to court documents obtained by the news station, Hessler sent the undercover detective pictures of a room with multiple beds and whips, chains and handcuffs on the walls. He also said he had been involved in the “training of slaves” for more than 20 years and had customers from New York City to Boston, according to court documents. 

He told the undercover detective he wanted the girl for “slave training,” according to court documents. Police said he was willing to pay for two days of “limitless sex.

Turns out human sex trafficking is real. It’s just not organized by religious women at Walmart. It’s done exactly how we all knew it was done – by online predators.

It gets so much worse….

According to the Hartford Courant, State Police Detective Samantha McCord began investigating Hessler in October during an ongoing investigation into child prostitution and trafficking. He was found using an email registered to his business, [email protected], while seeking photos of young Mexican girls to set up “casting couch interviews,” police said in an arrest warrant affidavit obtained by the newspaper.

He wanted to have little Mexican girls do the “casting couch.” There ain’t a straight guy out there right now who doesn’t know about the casting couch.

He was disappointed in the age of the girls though…..

The detective began communicating with Hessler using an undercover persona and claiming to have a shared interest in young girls. According to court documents, the detective sent him a photo of a female law enforcement officer taken when she was under 16, and Hessler complained the girl was too old, the Courant reports. During the conversations, Hessler told McCord he had an “an elaborate sado-masochism room with multiple beds with whips and chains and handfuffs on the wall,” and shared a photo of a heavy metal cage with a padlock on the wall.

Jesus fuck. This guy was living 2-3 towns south of me. These predators are not kidnapping you in rape vans at Target. They’re carrying on like law abiding citizens. Chester the jizz tester was a Goddamn EMT, and the owner of a local hotel.

Him and his wife made the news a couple years ago for offering Thanksgiving dinner at their rape hotel to the person who had stolen their snowblower.

Meanwhile he posted this just a couple hours before he was arrested.

He posted feel good shit like that all the time, and came across like your average, good spirited, law abiding contributing member of society. Although this one was a little cryptic all things considered:

Of course he wanted DCF kids only….

Hessler asked the undercover detective to bring a 12-year-old “DCF/foster kid” to his “slave quarters” so he could train her and sexually assault her, according to court documents. He said the girl could be dropped off at his camper on the hotel property in Manchester and he would leave money inside, the Courant reports.

Because middle aged men who can’t get laid on their own realize that the only people who will have sex with them are emotionally damaged girls, many of who have been molested growing up.

McCord set up a meeting with Hessler on Tuesday, telling him a “sixth grade” girl would be dropped off at the camper in exchange for $500. According to the affidavit, the girl would be handcuffed, gagged and blindfoled with equipment left by Hessler in the trailer. He then told the detective to send him a photo of her when that was done, and he would respond with where the money was hidden, according to the affidavit. The Courant reports that McCord worked with a “very petite narcotics officer from East Hartford.” The East Hartford officer was handcuffed, put in a black hood and posed in a fetal position on the camper floor, and McCord took a photo of her that was sent to Hessler.

According to the Courant, Hessler responded immediately with the location of the cash, which was above the kitchen sink. He was arrested when he drove to the scene in a pickup truck and approached the trailer. McCord said in the affidavit that Hessler admitted he wanted the girl handcuffed and gagged, but said he did not plan to have sex with her.

Hessler, of Ellington, was arrested November 13 and charged with attempted conspiracy at trafficking in persons, attempted felony to patronize a prostitute, second-degree attempted sexual assault, attempted impairing the morals of a minor, attempted unlawful restraint, attempted cruelty to persons and attempted promotion of child pornography, the news station reports. Hessler remains in police custody and is scheduled to appear in court in Manchester next month, according to online court records. 

Kill him. How many girls has he done this too? There’s no way this is his first time. He picks DCF girls because he knows they don’t have parents who care about them, and people will be less likely to believe them.

But wait, it gets worse. He’s married with two daughters.

Turns out Pistol Pedophile has a track record on Facebook, and last year he tried to solicit sex from a 25 year old homeless woman in exchange for free room and board in his rape hotel.

Here’s the post from last year in an Enfield, CT Facebook group:

Amanda was looking to see if someone could help her friend Remy. Pistol Pedophile saw this, reached out to her, and offered to barter her booty for board.

 

Although he doesn’t come out and say, “

I’m giving you a place to stay and in exchange I expect to take my three wood out and play nine holes in your cuntry club,”

it’s pretty clear what he’s getting at when he mentions a different kind of “barter,” and then asks her for pictures several times. Because what the hell would he need pics for if he’s speaking to her on Facebook? The only thing that’s surprising this time is that she’s actually of age.

Of course he then denied it and lied his ass off.

Yea, I’m sure your rape motel has a strict policy on no tats for the housekeeping staff.

Remy then messaged his wife, who didn’t really sound surprised that her husband was trying to pay homeless chicks for sex with cable TV.

 

And when the cops arrested him his wife Laurie guessed the crime before they even had to tell her:

Simon Hessler is married and has two young daughters, according to his wife’s Facebook page. According to court documents obtained by the Hartford Courant, police contacted Hessler’s wife after his arrest and she asked immediately if he had “done something with underage girls.” She also said she found 11 flash drives in their bedroom in Ellington, which were seized by police.

It goes without saying that this maggot is evil and irredeemable. How anyone can do this to a child, particularly when they have kids that age, is unfathomable. He’s a selfish prick who prioritized busting loads over the lives of innocent, damaged children. But he carried on like a regular dude, so the lesson here is just assume everyone you meet is a child sex trafficker. Then you won’t be surprised when they get arrested for trying to purchase a 12 year old Mexican DCF girl online.

30 Comment(s)
  • Lookintoit
    November 27, 2018 at 11:36 am

    I recently heard about a 29 yr old woman he had a dom/lilsub relationship with that lived in the dungeon? There were packages outside the building with her name on them, Jessica Slate from Templeton. She has a bf that also knows about this. There were other women too, the lawyer Tammy and a past worker Amanda that were aware of this and his world too, since they were in it. He was also into hucow, how sick!

  • goatees make guys look sleazy in 2018
    November 16, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Gee, he sure doesn’t look like the type that would be a deviant sexual criminal piece of garbage…it’s like he came straight out of central casting.

  • Anonymous
    November 15, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Simon Bar Sinister anyone?

  • Hrad
    November 15, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    There is a picture of this guy holding up his naturalization certificate. No commentary? Every other time this website profiles an immigrant who is also a criminal the fact that they are an immigrant is prominently highlighted in the article and the comments section is immediately filled with xenophobic comments. Helpful advice like suggesting the person go back to the s***hole country they came from or blaming their crime on liberals and democrats. What is the difference between this criminal immigrant and all those other criminal immigrants? Oh wait… this is a white guy. So now none of you care where he came from.

    • To Hrad
      November 16, 2018 at 9:46 am

      I agree. Let’s do this. Let’s seek out crime stats among immigrants broken down by country of origin and ethnicity. I’m sure that we’ll all have a better understanding of the issue. I would love for this information to be highly publicized. The truth will set us free right?

  • Judge dread
    November 15, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    He probably thought that since the caravan was coming up to the border, he could hit the jackpot with trafficked underage Latino girls for $500, assuming supply would exceed demand.

    I went to the website of the hotel and all reservations are shut down. It’s a Wyndham hotel chain too. Pretty sure they are not happy.

    Put this guy on a timber log and send it to the bandsaw for split cutting. Make sure the saw rotates no more than 6 RPMs. Run him him it until he’s cut in half. Then burn he remains.

  • wow
    November 15, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    wonder how all those LinkedIn connections feel.. i mean hes always looked like a molester, they kinda shoulda saw it comin

  • mariu
    November 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    Yeahh, so as soon as i saw this on WWLP this morning i could only hope this was already on TB when i visit later & sure enough. I read into this guy earlier TB style after seeing the news article & I saw what his wife said to them & how she handed over the fcking flash drives.. she’s known about this for a while. ew. Then i saw that HE has two daughters!
    THEN i realized i frequently go bowling on the same street as his office dungeon! Just a few days ago I was three minutes down the road! Jesus Christ Connecticut wtf.

  • Just Sayin
    November 15, 2018 at 11:30 am

    His wife appears to be quite tasty. Why the pedo impulses?

    • Matt
      November 15, 2018 at 1:24 pm

      Yes but we still don’t know how old she was when he first bought her.

  • vic1
    November 15, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Imagine being an incapacitated female riding in this guy’s ambulance – he would be more focused on perverted rape fantasy than treatment and getting to the hospital …

    • vicx1
      November 15, 2018 at 10:47 am

      I am also sure they will find ton of peepholes and hidden recording devices in those rooms at his hotel. The wife appears to be hot though but maybe she was not having anything to do with him. Maybe,as a public service, she could have given him a quick hand job or two every month just to tamp down Mr Perv’s desires …

      • Things that make you go Hmmm...
        November 16, 2018 at 12:11 pm

        I bet he was her slave and he set all this up for his mistress. She wanted all these girls and he will take the fall like a good slave.

  • Randall Guy
    November 15, 2018 at 9:49 am

    Ugh. White people. Again.

    • FLibs
      November 15, 2018 at 10:25 am

      I Bet “Randall Guy” is a big fat lard ass white guy who wears a pink p***y hat!

    • True dat
      November 15, 2018 at 10:33 am

      They always snitch when they see this stuff even on their own LOL

    • Llandar Yug
      November 15, 2018 at 11:40 am

      This is about as common as white pimps selling underage girls, or white people shooting each other in white towns for white reasons and ending up on the news every night for it.

  • Frank Rizzo
    November 15, 2018 at 9:17 am

    HAHAHAHAHA! Wait’ll they get this guy in general population in prison! HAHAHAHAHA! And one look is all it takes to know this maggot is a fuckin’ perv.

  • Can I suggest a "barter?"
    November 15, 2018 at 9:11 am

    If I was the Judge in this case. I’d “barter” with him.
    “Sir, I give you two options here at sentencing. You have the option of life in prison, or you can opt to have ALL of your genitalia and fingers removed. How do you wish to proceed?”

  • Yuck
    November 15, 2018 at 9:05 am

    How many FBI profilers worked on this case? I mean just look at the guy. Time to bring in the cadaver sniffing dogs and subterranean radar thingamajig. Might be a good idea to cross reference missing persons against the guest list while they’re at it.

  • Lando
    November 15, 2018 at 8:14 am

    Perhaps he can do his time in a Southern California prison. He does love Mexicans and I’m sure they would be happy to have him

  • Torture him
    November 15, 2018 at 8:09 am

    Just looking at him I would have guessed it liked little boys. Keep investigating.

  • Turtle riders be like
    November 15, 2018 at 8:06 am

    Please don’t let him be a Trump supporter. Please don’t let him be a Trump supporter. Please don’t let him be a Trump supporter…

    • emtpedo
      November 15, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      I’m a Trump supporter!

  • Mom’s Basement
    November 15, 2018 at 8:01 am

    Surprised he wanted to buy a Mexican. Looks like he’s into blondes and he bought the wife from Eastern Europe or Russia. 

  • Pedos and gas do mix, actually...
    November 15, 2018 at 5:30 am

    He sure likes those eleventeen year olds. Set him up on some of his fetish furniture and add accelerant, a little at a time.
    Maybe something will come of this story, like some DCF worker or workers collaborated with him in his quest for prepubescent flesh. That would be awesome. So many DCF workers are such bitter, damaged humans that only work to build up a “kill ratio” with their sometimes family destroying activities. It’s all in how the report reads, amiright? you fukn well bet I am.
    To be fair, there are good ones too. A few great ones, even. Still a shitload of the nasty ones, though.

  • MrSmiley
    November 15, 2018 at 4:30 am

    All diddlers and rippers must die. Slow.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 15, 2018 at 3:59 am

    There’s always a Turtle Rider out there who can out these losers. I’m looking forward to the next episode of this story…thanks, CowtownCT!

  • cowtownCT
    November 15, 2018 at 1:36 am

    I knew someone from my hometown would make it to TBS, but I didn’t expect this level of deviance.

    • cowtownCT
      November 15, 2018 at 1:42 am

      I forgot to mention that the photo of him in his EMT uniform appears to be taken at the ambulance building; located not more than 100 yds from the high school.

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