Plot Twist: The Providence Fupapotamus Is Actually A Door To Door Weed Saleswoman
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Editor’s Note: We are publishing this blog again because we’ve shared it a bunch of times on Facebook and no one can see it. Something weird is going on and we continue to try to figure out what exactly that is.
Double Editor’s Note: This blog is apparently able to be posted and shared on Facebook, thanks to the cleverly placed Turtleboy on all things fupa related. Apparently Facebook has an ass cheek algorithm. Insane.
Here’s a quick update on the blog we published earlier about the rare sighting of the Providence Fupapotamus. Turns out that chick is actually a door to door weed saleswoman, according to this Facebook Live interview:
Just when I thought I might be able to eat again, this happened:
Oh for fuck’s sake. And she’s got the shirt on backwards too. God have mercy on us all.
The best part is when the told the cameraman he was disrespecting her. Ummmm…..you’re dressed like the New Years Ever baby and you’re trying to sell sour diesel to strangers in a Providence parking lot. So…..yea…..
In all honesty the cameraman comes across dooshtastic too. Clearly this woman is missing a few marbles. And based on his other Facebook Live shows, he seems to sit in parking lots all day with his boys doing absolutely nothing:
Which would be one thing if he was a 19 year old kid who had no idea what he wanted to do with his life. But he appears to be a grown ass man who still dresses like he’s trying out to be an extra in a 90’s rap video.
But as harsh as he was, this chick needed to hear it. You can’t be parading out in town like that with kids around. Come on now.
The bottom line is, if anything this video should teach us all that this is why marijuana should be legalized. Because when it’s illegal this is who sells it.
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Sad thing is, given the state of Rhode Island’s capital city these days, she’s actually considered one of the more upstanding citizens of the community.
The old saying, “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.” In this case I think the squirrel would pass on this nut…
OOOHHH! Sweet Jeebus! Another page of this sweet hot momma with the ROLLS O’FAT!
OOOHHH! Sweet Jeebus! I needz to makes me a trip to Providence, so I can bask in the sweet fat glory of this human specimen! There’s so much real estate there, I couldz be up for 48 hours bringing my selves to sheer and complete ecstasy, over and over (after an appropriate refractory period). YO, What be UP, BITCH?