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Plumley Village Hoodbooger Stabs Teenage Lifeguard For Not Letting Him Get Crunk And Smoke Weed With HIs Friends At Bell Pond


A 17 year old lifeguard in Worcester was stabbed by a group of assholes yesterday at Bell Pond after telling them to stop drinking and smoking weed on the public beach.

MassliveWorcester police were called to the pond around 6:30 p.m. on the Fourth of July. They found the lifeguard, who said he was injured after a confrontation with a group of young men. The group were reportedly smoking and drinking in the park, and the lifeguard had asked them to stop or leave the area.

“Several members of the group left without incident, but one person was verbally aggressive and threatening,” police said in a statement. “This male left the park but came back later with a small group and attacked the victim.”

The lifeguard was hit with a stick and stabbed, police said. He was treated for his injuries at a hospital.

For some reason Masslive hasn’t reported the perp’s name, but he goes by Celestine Bigirimana, a 22 year old man who lives on Everett Gaylord Boulevard, AKA Plumley Village. And he looks exactly as you imagined some Plumley hoodbooger who goes around stabbing lifeguards would look.

Bruh, you live in government housing because you’re poor. You have nothing to be proud of, but at least you got the fresh pair of Jordans.

Chicago Bulls. Every. Single. Time.

On Facebook he goes by “Savageboy Jonne,” and his creed is “make money, not friends.”

Which is a really cool slogan to have when the government assists in paying for your Mom’s rent.

Celestine was reportedly on probation from an attempted robbery 2 years ago, and has had 3 other arrests, but because he lives in Worcester County where Joe Early is the District Attorney he remains free. Bell Pond is now closed, andMayor Joe Petty has yet to chime in on this because a white lifeguard getting stabbed isn’t something he can use for political clout.

I used to lifeguard at Bell Pond, as well as some of Worcester’s other glorious pools such as Great Brook Valley and Crystal Park. Pretty much every day was like this, minus the stabbing. I’ve told this story before, but at Crystal Park I once kicked a 14 year old kid named Tyrell out for being a jackass, and then a minute later a woman in a pink “I love boys” t-shirt came hooting and hollering about how I was gonna get my ass whooped from across the park. This of course was his mother.

I called the cops as I did on almost a daily basis, and Officer Joe Ford usually got there pretty quick. Unfortunately the sperm donor was down the street at a barbecue so he got there first. This guy obviously had nothing to lose and shanking a lifeguard was no biggie for him, so when he entered the pool I went the opposite way of whatever way he went. Meanwhile Tyrell was outside the gate yelling “you’re scared now mother fucker, ain’t you?” Luckily I outlasted him and the baby daddy ran when the cops got there.

Bell Pond is also pretty rough because Bell Hill is an absolute shithole. We had this homeless guy named Michael, who demanded to be called “Cowboy.” He lived in a tent in the woods with his mentally retarded wife Geneva Sue, who he claimed to have sex with every night. They had 2 tents, one was “decoy #1” used to throw off the cops.

Cowboy showed up every day, and when he was sober he was fine. But if he had been drinking that day (at least half the days) he usually showed up in a stolen wheelchair from Memorial Hospital down the street. He threatened to stab me the first day I got there when I asked him to stop yelling racial slurs at the Puerto Rican kids while he submerged himself in the water in the wheelchair. He informed me that he runs things around “these parts,” and told the other guards to put me in my place. We ended up becoming buddies luckily, and I assume he’s dead now.

Anyway, Worcester’s swimming holes are dangerous as hell. There should be cops stationed at all of them for every hour they’re open, because no one’s gonna sign up to get stabbed and there’s currently a lifeguard shortage in the Woo. Maybe Mayor Petty should, ya know, do something about it. A minor league baseball team isn’t gonna make all the problems in Worcester magically go away during the summer.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Dave Edwards
    Diversity is death
    July 7, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    More black on White crime….when are White people going to wake up and defend themselves? We need to start acting in our own interests, if we don’t, we will not survive. 60% of the USA population and decreasing every day…

    Also a message to my fellow Whites: stay the hell away from blacks; you have nothing to gain from interacting with them. Absolutely NOTHING. They come to our countries and neighborhoods because it is better than theirs, and attack us and whine about racism. Time for separation. Its not racist-its survival.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 7, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    Something something Jordans, something something bulls, edgy racial joke about his big pink lips, henny.

    Am I doing it right?

  • His Calculus Teacher
    July 7, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    He was an A student in AP Calculus. I don’t know what happened to him.

  • Sherm fella
    July 7, 2021 at 11:13 am

    So a whole race can t swim because they ve been told that.they can t Only thing they ve ever listened too. Rise up against the Boston Globe. Fuck them. Hey John Henry I hope your nightclubs fail and the Red Sox come in last. Boston hates you and your goldiggen whore wife

  • Camel Hariss
    July 7, 2021 at 7:45 am

    Celestina Biggirl what a fag! I hope he goes for a swim clutching an anchor. I’d lock his ass up for life!

  • Negroes gonna negro
    July 6, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    Those workboots have never seen a speck of dirt.

  • Malcolm Y
    July 6, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    Raisin head be mad! Can’t say “no” to the privileged race.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 6, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    This nog gonna wipe out runnin from five-oh with the pants down around his thighs. Smells like stolen Jordans and Spilt Henny.
    (Please throw me some thumbs ups, and circle back later and re-vote again if ya don’t mind!) God Bless America!

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Homo Detector
      July 7, 2021 at 7:04 am


  • Always Fair
    July 6, 2021 at 7:33 pm

    What street gang hand symbol is that? I know we gotz the Swavey his gang used the “holding a burger” Why’s he in a Nike Store? What are they teaching kids in school these days? That money you just pizzed away on sneakers, could’ve been put in a 401K/403b or 457(h) and here you are buying …. Sneakers???
    No wonder they think they’re being oppressed. Systemic racism by the white Nike Shareholders AND the National Educators Association (teachers union) to keep the black, hispanic, Laotian, Cambodian, hindu indian russian (and the rest of them from Nepal. Why would you need to teach a black kid the difference between saving-and-Investing. Compound interest? Dividend re-investment. Tax-Sheltered, automatic repurchase using capital gains distributions.

    OK Kiddo – flip me the bird with your new pair of sneakers. Mighty White they are except no use for them here in the Caribbean.

    • poihuy
      July 6, 2021 at 7:59 pm

      thanks for providing the truth as the communists aka msm

      wont do this

      and of course they wont count this as a hate crime

      they will bury this story and let the blmcrew go free

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Buck Breaker
    July 6, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    That’s a buck that needs to be broken. Right there in the shallows. For all the other boons to see. Violent penetration. Power.

  • whatevuh
    July 6, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    what have we learned from all this? We need more ammo

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    July 6, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    What’s the similarity between jigs and dog shit on the lawn?

    In the sun they both turn white and disappear

  • Miss me yet?
    July 6, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    If Obama had a son!

  • Victor Immature
    July 6, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    What’s the difference between your average Hoodbooger and a bucket of shit?

    The bucket.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    July 6, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    With a name like Celestine he should have stabbed himself.

  • John Galt
    July 6, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    The great JTWG once said “If they gave Massachusetts an enema, they’d stick the hose in Worcester”.

    That was 20 years ago.

    Another quote: “All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing”

    Time to stop doing nothing.

  • Perry Rolle
    July 6, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Sounds like felony assault with a deadly weapon to me, which I’d assume gets you at least a year or two in the can. But then again, this is MA…..Do criminals even go to jail for that anymore? Pardon me for not knowing, I’m neither a legal expert nor anybody who has experience in the dirtbag arts.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    July 6, 2021 at 4:02 pm

    Yet another story the fake media will ignore because they can’t use it to vilify whitey.

  • Jill Biden's Wife
    July 6, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    There’s no way that this little fucker is descended from American slaves. Probably came here from Somalia or some other 3rd world shithole. So what’s he’s excuse for being a lowlife shit bag? It’s dey culture: Chicago Bulls. Jordans. Henny. Weed. Violence. Every. Fucking. Time.

    Re: Unc’s story of the enraged baby daddy trying to get you at Crystal Park. He could have swum across the pool to get you. Oh wait. Then you would have had to save his unable to swim ass. Or not.

    • Dr Wu
      Joe Hiden
      July 6, 2021 at 4:13 pm

      Jill- HOW MANY times have I told you?? His name is Cornpop!!

  • Another Day
    July 6, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    It wasn’t enough for the adult scumbag to come back with a knife. He had to put together a crew to make sure that together they’d be up to the task of attacking a lone 17 year old. Hopefully the kid will be back to work keeping these people safe and paying taxes to support them.

  • Jill
    July 6, 2021 at 3:18 pm

    Not even worth commenting on take a look at Chicago what do you see

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 6, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    I got kicked out of the MDC pool in Hyde Park because the stupid lifeguard said there was no smoking in the pool, then he made fun of me for wearing my Sox hat while I was swimming. My teeth are killing me kid.

  • Mayor Joe Petty
    July 6, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    is anyone shocked that it was a n¡gger??

    there were two possibilities…a n¡gger or a spic..

  • Umguana Kigbuti
    July 6, 2021 at 3:04 pm

    It’s racist and unacceptable to tell any POC that there are rules that they have to follow in public places.
    With their 10% lower brain capacity there is no room to process a complex concept of following rules.

    • Um
      July 6, 2021 at 3:38 pm

      Hey down voters look it up.
      Or is this just another fact that we have to ignore to compensate for their behavior.

  • M.E.D.I.A. = Most Effective Devil In America
    July 6, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Imagine if a group of whiteys came back and stabbed some innocent 17 year old black lifeguard just making money on his summer job… This would literally be international news.

    Same with the armed Muslim group they caught on I95 last week. Armed, fully loaded weapons, battle fatigues, and all kitted out in full tactical gear, while re-fueling in total darkness with lookouts in the woods. Now Imagine if it were a bunch of white Trump supporters who did that. This would still be nonstop 24 hours in the headlines. There would be Interviews with with BU psychology professors, statements from Pocahontas, Biden, and AOC, and op-ed pieces would be coming for weeks in the globe.

    • Whitey
      July 6, 2021 at 3:04 pm

      black lifeguard, lol.

      • M.E.D.I.A. = Most Effective Devil In America
        July 6, 2021 at 3:18 pm

        LMAO. The globe actually put out an article on Sunday saying the reason so many drownings are happening lately, is due to years of systemic white oppression keeping black people afraid to even try to learn how to swim.

        “And Black people continue to hear messages that the water is not meant for them: Witness last week’s news that swim caps designed for natural Black hair will not be allowed at the Olympics.”


        bostonglobe . com /2021/07/03/metro/whats-behind-spate-drownings

        • Yvonne Abraham = Fucking Cunt
          July 6, 2021 at 5:32 pm

          Jesus Christ I cant believe that article is even real. Imagine your brother just drowned and just 3 days later some wealthy suburban cunt globe reporter named Yvonne Abraham immediately uses him as her opener in some far reaching race baiting nonsense. That whole article is fucking despicable.

        • Black Pee Poe
          July 7, 2021 at 2:25 pm

          That writer is fucking retarded lol. So if “water is not meant for them” and they aren’t allowed in white pools, how did the ones using those afro swim caps make it to the Olympic swim team in the first place?

    • Murica
      July 6, 2021 at 3:11 pm

      #1 I have never seen a black lifeguard in my life.
      #2 They are now creating their own universe by making their own rules.

      • Monkey Shines
        July 6, 2021 at 3:32 pm

        Wingearsheek has black lifeguards, Marconi beach in Wellfleet too. And Carson beach, the city gives blacks, latinxs, and lgbtqts hiring preference now, so the entire lifeguard crew is black.

        It doesnt make me feel good at all knowing if I ever needed rescue I would be relying on a bunch of pc token hires who probably didnt even pass the swim test.

        • Monk
          July 6, 2021 at 3:42 pm

          I am sorry. I must atone for my mistake. I did not know that.

  • Frankenstein
    July 6, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Isn’t diversity great!

  • the master's of the universe are encouraging this
    July 6, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Had enough yet? Wait until it happens to someone you love or care about.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 6, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    There’s scientific proof that shitballs like Jammal here- (or whatever the fuck his name is) don’t know how to swim. So, take down that “Caution Deep Water Drop Off” sign and tell this brainless fuck that the water is only ankle deep. Then, when he screams for a life saving device, throw him a popsicle stick- that outta keep him afloat.

  • shemp
    July 6, 2021 at 2:45 pm

    Gee Moe………If Joe Biden was the lifeguard, he would have let the creep run his hands down his legs to watch the hairs come up. Then he’d chase him out of there with a chain like he did to Corn Pop.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 6, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    Well we know they weren’t there to swim…

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 6, 2021 at 2:50 pm

      If the lifeguard was armed he could have turned the assailants head into a canoe so his homes could go in the water

    • Kris
      July 6, 2021 at 6:19 pm

      Look it up. Silverbacks are among a few primates that don’t swim. If the do go into the water they will not go above their waist.

  • Keep up the good work TB
    July 6, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    Thanks for getting on this, because everybody else sidestepped it. What a piece of shit Celestine Bigirimana is.

    Glad the lifeguard has been discharged from the hospital, hope he recovers okay.

  • Ron Jeremy
    July 6, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    Worcester is the 508 Ghetto.

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