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Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers

Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers


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It seems silly to even have to mention this but I’m an old-school liberal with tits. I felt the need to bring it up because the usual go-to excuse, from the radical SJWs, is that my opinion here is nothing but right wing, misogynistic, hate speech is pointless. You fucking people ruined my party. You’re ruining fun. You’re ruining creativity. Thanks, cunts.

A Braintree florist got put on passive-aggressive blast today. After all, that’s the snowflake way! It seems we featured the culprit in a prior blog. Not too long ago she was a hack model whining about Trump after he won. This chick is a beat scene:

Bootleg WAAF 12 Babes Of Christmas Model Protests President-Elect Trump For Promoting Sexism And Rape Culture


Twice this skank has graced our pages. Twice.

Personally, I think the sign is funny.  You know what happens when Mr. Turtlegirl comes home with flowers? He gets it in. Not because he expected, or even demanded, it. It’s because he was thoughtful enough to recognize me while covered in baby food, my hair all crazy, and folding laundry. It’s the same reason I get tackled when I find something thoughtful and spontaneous for him. It’s nice to be noticed when you’re in a long-term relationship. It’s a reminder that you’re special and loved while swimming in the monotony of raising a family. This florist has it spot on. Small somethings get you laid.

But to get shit from this woman? Really? The second picture is either a Playboy Bunny or a magician assistant. Talk about the double-standards of objectification!

But no… women like Kerrin, and her vagina hat-wearing twat pals, have to ruin everything. Humor doesn’t exist if they disagree with it.

Speaking of twatty pals – You’re going to LOVE Kelly!

“Why is it always about the man” asks Kerrin. Bitch, your entire failed career revolves around taking pictures of yourself wearing lingerie for the sole purpose of giving men chub.


Let me guess, this plus sized modeling is “for the women?”

Did Kerrin go in to the florist and have a discussion with the owner over changing the sign to something more gender fluid? Nope, she went in, bothered a hardworking woman, and told her she didn’t like her sign. Kerrin bullied the florist. When the woman laughed her off, Kerrin needed someone to justify her shitty actions. Of course Kerrin wasn’t at work on a Thursday afternoon because she’s privileged enough to use sex to pay her bills. God forbid another woman does it.

She discussed it on her turf so people will agree with her. I’d like to thank John for being logical. Kerrin is just as bad the Klan. If she doesn’t agree with it they should remove it. She’s a true fascist.

Let’s talk about rape culture. If you see a sign for a florist and think “rape” you should just take off to a cave and die alone there. You are doing a huge disservice to those who have experienced sexual assault. You cheapen their trauma. You do it to sound pious. Rape culture is the police asking what a victim was wearing that night. That question being asked in an effort to say she was asking for it. This sign is not rape culture.

You know what really cracks me up? Kerrin is all over the Internet soliciting attention through sex. A female florist has a sense of humor about flowers, equaling a pounding, and they shit on her? Are you fucking kidding me? How is that double standard working for ya, Tits McGee? You are not the word police. That florist has every right to crack wise, for the same reason you have every right to look like a whore online for attention.

But that’s really what this is all about isn’t it? Attention. Kerrin can’t get enough of it. She needs people to correspond with her online. She needs people tell her she’s pretty. She needs people to tell her she’s right. She uses flashy things like triggering signs and her funbags to do it.

The florist isn’t the problem here. People like Kerrin are.





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41 Comment(s)
  • Take the High Road
    July 31, 2017 at 10:40 am

    I can’t help but think there is something deeper here, between the writer, and the girl whom the article is about! Did she do something personal to you? There are a lot of people that you disagree with I’m sure, but why blast this girl? It’s not just blasting, its hate-vindictive. I don’t know either person, and, I am pretty neutral on the sign, I see both sides. It seems like you put a lot time, and energy, into this and have allowed it to rent a whole lot of space in that brain of yours. The choice words, and hatred that come across, your a BULLY.

  • Alan
    July 30, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Kerrin dated my brother actually and he gave her flowers almost daily. She never said thank you. However, she frequently was caught soliciting men on Facebook for attention. She also works in the beauty industry. An industry that thrives on objectifying woman.

  • Diane Williamson
    June 19, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Kerrin has nice titties! I really want to lick her box, since I’m a carpet muncher.

  • Sasha
    June 18, 2017 at 8:52 am

    Wow. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, huh? Were you intending for this to be of any interest at all? Because it’s not. It’s actually lame and shows your desperation to try and become relevant. You’re not. The only people that read this garbage are people who ARE garbage, just like yourself. Anyone that reads this regularly isn’t high up on the food chain. Sad!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 17, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    With the help of photoshop she can sell naked pictures specifically geared to making men’s dicks hard. But check out the black and white image: Bitch UGLY. And that one that is just with her face? Jeezus wtf happened? She have an allergic reaction to a wasp sting?

    I’m tired of these wannabe pin ups trying their hardest to look cute when they ain’t got it. I especially can’t stand them when they mouth their shitty girl opinions thinking their points are actually valid. Lol, FUCK NO THEY AIN’T!! I sure hope fatty chunkbeast is reading this: you are one ugly ho, and your mental retardatiin makes you even uglier!!

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      June 17, 2017 at 4:34 pm



  • wabbitt
    June 17, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    Rape culture is anything men do that a femtard doesn’t like. Same with the patriarchy – men are always wrong because penises are evil.

    By this logic, I am a rapist because I looked at the leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence. Even though I will never be within ten miles of the woman, I raped her by looking at pictures of her. Let that shit sink in.

  • S.R.R
    June 17, 2017 at 11:45 am

    People like Kerrin Griffin and her group of sjw brainless lackeys fill me with rage, I loathe these humorless dullards not just because they whine and complain about every little thing, they go out of their way to find things to feign outrage over to the extent that I am starting to believe there is a secret SJW competition the rest of us are not aware of the goal of which is too see who can out do all of the rest of the SJW crowd and be crowned Queen and or King of PC, or perhaps it is just the fact That they are the one thing I find too be most detestable…Hypocrites!

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      June 17, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      It is all for the victim status, I am quite sure.

  • Big Raymond
    June 17, 2017 at 8:53 am

    1) This is no Ginger, she is a mimic, like a viceroy butterfly mimics a Monarch for protection.

    2) Something about her looks like a man in drag, I’m not convinced.

    3) If she were a Ginger she would have already cast powerful spells against TB and commenters.

  • PantyDropper
    June 16, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    I bet if you dropped a bottle of whipped cream vodka and an eight ball in front of her Kerrin would drop her panties in a second!!!

    • Drake's Cakes
      June 17, 2017 at 8:01 am

      I bet if you whip out something 6 inches long, dark brown, and filled with creme, she’d readily open her mouth for it to slide right in.

      She’s never met a devil dog she didn’t love.

  • Must Be That Time Of Month
    June 16, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    Did no one realize that this sexist emotional man-hating female….is assuming that men that buy flowers give them to only to females???? Can a gay man not give his partner flowers????? Go read a Dianne Williamson column so you can both pontificate to us about what offends you.

  • Must Be That Time Of Month
    June 16, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    Did no one realize that this sexist emotional psycho man-hating female….is assuming that men that buy flowers give them to only to females???? Can I gay man not give his partner flowers????? Go read a Dianne Williamson column so you can both pontificate to us about what offends you.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 16, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    If she thought the sign at the flower shop was sexist, she is definitely not gonna like this… blow me.

  • Seymour Butts
    June 16, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    What a dumb cunt

  • Independent Thinker
    June 16, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    Losers who have no friends, no interests, and no life at all, spend their time looking for trouble and trying to blame others for whatever happens to be bothering them.

    The sign is funny and it is an eye catcher.

    Just another example of why Trump is our President.

  • Lilly
    June 16, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    I don’t have to even read this trash to tell you that I agree with HER. It’s sexist. Period.

    • Desquarius Jones
      June 16, 2017 at 12:31 pm

      Oh boy, Lilly is offended by this sexist sign. How dare a harmless old joke be displayed in public, don’t these shop owners know that there is no joking anymore in the united states of north korea?

      We must not offend, we must not offend, we must conform to the minority, we must pander to the cry babies of the world now.

      • Anon.
        June 16, 2017 at 1:47 pm

        Great post!

    • Slag
      June 16, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      How is it sexist? And if you didn’t READ the article….your opinion is WORTHLESS!

    • KJDS
      June 16, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      You know what’s sexist? Not allowing your wife or daughter drive a car. Not allowing your wife or daughter to go to school or hold a job. Not allowing your wife or daughter to leave the house unless accompanied by a male relative. Not allowing a charge of rape to be filed by your wife or daughter unless the rape was witnessed by 4 male relatives. I could go on, but why bother?

      You’re too uptight about a FUCKING SIGN to care about the real world.

      • wabbitt
        June 17, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        Or sentencing rape victims to death because they had sex outside of marriage?

    • Dark Truth
      June 16, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Since the majority of women I know would find this sign funny, does that mean they are stupid, or does it mean that you’re an irascible cunt?

      Please enlighten me.

      • wabbitt
        June 17, 2017 at 4:13 pm

        Itvmeans they have internalized misogyny brought about by our cisheteropatriarchal society.

        So, it’s men’s fault women find the sign funny. Women who don’t agree with regressive feministos aren’t allowed to have a thought of their own.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      June 17, 2017 at 7:52 pm

      Lilly here single-handedly makes the case to oust women’s viting rights altogether. Thanks, bitch.

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        June 17, 2017 at 7:54 pm

        Voting rights, too**

    June 16, 2017 at 11:58 am

    I got so angry reading this. I fucking HATE people like her. They are ruining our society. People like her are the exact reason why Donald Trump won. Americans are tired of the bullshit the left wing causes. I’d still fuck her though. I’d just shove flowers in her mouth so she shuts the fuck up.

    • Desquarius Jones
      June 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm

      I don’t like signs, wah wah, look at my sexual photos online, I hate men, fart noise.

  • Tom turtlerider
    June 16, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Abi has it dead on! And I quote “A female florist has a sense of humor about flowers, equaling a pounding”. Abi rocks this world we currently live in!! Dynamite job !!

    • South Shore Turtlegirl
      June 16, 2017 at 11:54 am

      Miss you buddy. ❤️

  • Jo
    June 16, 2017 at 11:42 am

    This florist has been in business a very long time, and is a positive force in the community. This hypocritical hot mess complaining about a funny sign, is just one more priven example of the twisted, diseased mind of the Leftist agenda. Here’s a great idea-if you don’t like the sign, don’t shop there! Ignore it and move on with your sad little life in your safe space-and let the hard working business owner live her life. Geezus! What an asshole!

    • sky babineaus penis
      October 11, 2017 at 8:44 am

      it is funny to me because the same woman who act like this actually wonder why everyone told there chick friends they were for hilary and then voted trump, if they behaved like normal reasonable people maybe more people would stop mocking them and doing anything in our power to watch sjws cry

  • Slag
    June 16, 2017 at 11:36 am

    So if this chick wants to be a REAL SJW and solve the worlds problems, she should start by not ASSUMING the gender or sexual preference of the people the sign is meant for. How does she know it’s not meant for gay men to read? Her cis-gender privilege is showing. She assumed that only men can buy women flowers! I AM OUTRAGED and I DEMAND that she update and edit her post on facebook and acknowledge/apologize for her cis-privilege. She’s SO enlightened but she just pulled an Elizabeth Banks and completely dismissed a whole other sexual preference community. Gay people exist, Kerrin, stop marginalizing them!!! Also, someone may have told you that lifting your thong up over your hips helps you look skinnier……they lied to you.

  • Semen Cannon
    June 16, 2017 at 11:32 am

    Great article. Mrs. Cannon works in Braintree periodically; next time she does, I’m going to send her flowers at the office from this place, and be sure to tell the owner I saw an article about her shop on TBS.

    I’m a bit old-school. My father always taught me: “Cannon… a Lady always needs fresh flowers”. Words to live by, even half-a-century later.

    I bring Mrs. Cannon fresh flowers at least once per month, if not more often. She works from home a great deal, and I always make sure there are fresh flowers around the house when she’s working from home. Whenever she travels on business overnight (since I know where she’s going to be) I always send flowers to the hotel she’s staying at, and call the concierge to ask they place them in her room before she checks in.

    Do I do this because I expect to get laid? Well, maybe a little. But really I do it because I love my wife and, when she looks at the flowers when I am not around, she is reminded of me, the fact that I miss her, and it makes her miss me. It shows her I am thinking about her. I’m not taking her or our relationship for granted.

    (Some may poo-poo that thought, but it is the small things you do in a marriage that can make or break it, long term)

    Ultimately, does this translate into more sex? Duh. Sex is the glue that bonds a marriage together. Dopamine and oxytocin are wonderful drugs. The day your wife doesn’t miss you, or you miss her, is the day your marriage is doomed to failure.

    The real issue this wildebeest has is the fact there is no man sending HER flowers. So, if she can’t have fun, nobody else can either. When push comes to shove, that’s really what this all boils down to, although no doubt she’ll stomp her hooves up and down claiming that’s not the case, but, like you demonstrate, she’s not opposed to using sex to make a living when it suits her.

    • Semen Cannon
      June 16, 2017 at 11:33 am

      P.S. can we stop calling these “fake redheads” who dump a vat of dye on their heads “gingers”. They give us natural gingers a bad name!

      • JoeMomma
        June 16, 2017 at 11:37 am

        I find fake redheads offensive….I’m sure she will be dying her hair again immediately.

    • wabbitt
      June 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm

      For a man who goes by semen cannon, you’re one classy motherfucker.

      I used to do stuff like that for my ex. Didn’t stop her from dumping me for her male best friend.


      • mark leblancs unused toothbrush
        October 11, 2017 at 8:41 am

        @wabbit anyone who sees your comments everyday is thinking this

        NO WAY!!! A GIRL LEFT A GUY LIKE YOU???? FOR A GUY THAT PROBABLY BLEW YOU OUT OF THE WATER? you still think about the one girlfriend you had in your whole adult life that stayed with you long enough to recieve flowers? and she still dumped your ass for a guy that probably was actually interesting????? you dont sayyyyy

        maybe you could get another gf someday if you didnt spend all your time posting immature comments on EVERY turtle boy article

  • UsualSuspect
    June 16, 2017 at 11:13 am

    Apparently Kerrin’s shitty boyfriends never got her flowers, boo hoo!

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