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Reader Email: Braintree Florist Attacked By Plus Sized Feminazi Model For Harmless Sign Is Busier Than Ever Thanks To Turtleboy 

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This email made my day:

Dear Turtle Clan,

About a year ago you wrote a story about some SJW making disparaging comments of bogus sexism claims about a local business, named Braintree Florist, because of her sign out front.  As soon as you wrote that article, I decided to head on over to give them my business. I informed the owner of the situation. She had no idea who Turtleboy was and didn’t realize people were buzzing about it locally until I brought the article up on my phone to show her. I went there to support her and basically said Turtleboy sent me.

I have been there off and on  since then and have had great dealings with her. She is one of the coolest chicks ever! Definitely has a sense of humor and the kind of person that you would want to drink a beer with.

Well, I happened to stop by there today on Valentine’s Day to pick up flowers for my wife and she was super busy at 1130 am. I walked in with my daughter and dog in tow. She immediately recognized me, smiled and said that I was one of her favorite persons. At one point She referred to me as “That Turtleboy guy” and my first instinct was to correct her but then I realized that we are all Turtleboy so I accepted the honor. I asked her how business has been since the article was written and she said that she has gotten “so much business” because of it. I was so happy to hear that and she was so happy to say it. She ended up giving me a free bouquet because of the increased business.

From someone that never heard of you, she now can’t stop reading your hot takes. At one point she said that while reading the article and the comments, that she felt like you guys were talking to her without actually talking to or interviewing her.

The line of people in that store, before and after me, is a testament that your writing and followers build each other up instead of these SJW’s that have no business lecturing anybody about anything.


South Shore Turle Rider


I wanna cry man. This. This just makes it all worth it. Wow, that really brought me back. Can’t tell you how much emails like this mean to us. It shows that we’re making a POSITIVE difference in the world and that turtle riders are inherently good people who do business with good business owners. This poor woman’s business was attacked by an evil plus sized ginger model last year, who despite basically turning herself into a sex fetish object, was still outraged about the patriarchy over this sign in Braintree:

Because a sign for flowers from a hard working business owner is rape culture, but this is……art?


Bootleg WAAF 12 Babes Of Christmas Model Protests President-Elect Trump For Promoting Sexism And Rape Culture


I almost forget how terrible this twatwaffle was.

The best part was that her biggest grievance was that the sign was “catering to men.” As if women are flicking the bean to this:


The bottom line is that this is one of countless untold stories of the positive impact Turtleboy has on the community. This is why I signed up to work here. To use our platform to make the world a better place. Sure, we enjoy exposing ratchets and laughing at their antics. But it’s all done by design. Because we know you people will take these blogs and use your numbers to correct these societal ills.

God bless you all.

34 Comment(s)
  • Bobble-Head Warren
    February 17, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    I like her big tits do you think she would be interested in being a consensual submissive sex slave. Some people are into that.

  • bw
    February 16, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Wait… a flower shop was busy on valentines day? Oh yeah that’s all Turtleboy, that never happens.

    • Read it again
      February 19, 2018 at 11:06 pm

      She received so much business because of the original blog.  

  • Kim Wescott
    February 16, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Good job again, TB!

  • Gonad
    February 16, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    From her website:
    For a personal consultation for hair or makeup services please call 617.513.3544 or email (At) gmail (Dot) com

    After gandering at her Facebook page, I doubt her tits and vagina are real, if ya know what I’m sayin (her facial bone structure is like a man’s)

    • vicxh
      February 16, 2018 at 7:05 pm

      I would not want to get lucky with her, flowers or not

  • Well, No Shit
    February 16, 2018 at 11:57 am

    She might be attractive on the outside, but she’s an ugly bitch on the inside.

    She needs to take some of the money she earns from her bootleg modeling spreads and buy a sense of humor. Hypocritical twat. 

    • Well, No Shit
      February 16, 2018 at 2:02 pm

      Upon further review of her Facebook page, it appears as though she could have been a man at birth. 

      This is unconfirmed, of course, but some of her pics look rather mannish. 

      If that is the case, I retract my above comment. 

      • Gonad
        February 16, 2018 at 5:38 pm

        Yup. I posted before I read your post. It either tucks or its vagene is fake.

  • Lily
    February 16, 2018 at 11:49 am

    She’s not plus sized, TB….Why do you try to insult women by calling them overweight? Call her a bitch. Call her an asshole. But why call her fat when she is not fat? Because you think it’s more hurtful?

    • Kevin Fleury
      February 16, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      No, she’s definitely fat.

  • Jessup
    February 16, 2018 at 11:46 am

    I kind of agree that the sign implies something sexual, but before she ranted about it, she should have taken down her sexual photos from social media. I’m not sure whether I would boycott or patronize this florist. I guess it’s one of those things I say, “who cares” about.

  • I like big butts and I cannot lie
    February 16, 2018 at 11:16 am

    That’s a pretty stupid take on a funny sign. She is a SJW and definitely should lighten up.

    With that said… “plus-size?” I disagree with that description. She looks pretty normal-size to me. Just sayin!

    • Justine
      February 16, 2018 at 11:47 am

      I agree. Shes not plus size.

  • Ink = Braindamaged
    February 16, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Triggered by a sign, yet she is a walking goddammed BILLBOARD that says “I’ll let you stick anything in me, anytime, anywhere”

  • Dr. Cock
    February 16, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Whatever. She’s not paid to think.

    I’d fill every one of her holes with spuzz.

  • Heat Miser
    February 16, 2018 at 10:02 am

    Does she do any freelance modeling? Just curious If she would be willing to sit on my chest until I lost consciousness while my neighbor Lonnie takes a picture of it on his old Polaroid 1000? 

  • Red Meat
    February 16, 2018 at 9:48 am

    Known this girl for as long as I can remember. She’s always been very unigue. But it was this exact post she made that caused me to unfollow her. How can you go taking sexy photo shoots yet want to say something about that sign? I’m glad this florist got more business cause of it!

  • Kerrin's new boyfriend
    February 16, 2018 at 9:45 am

    I met Kerrin a few months ago and we went out for dinner a few times. I didn’t know about this blog. On our third date I bought her flowers. Wouldn’t you know it…she invited me back to her place and we had sex. Ironic right? Honestly it wasn’t great. She was pretty loose, like she had one too many trains run on her. Also she was very demeaning to me during sex. That night I realized she was an over the top feminazi by her attitude to me as a man. We continued to hook up off and on but now I have herpes. I think she gave it to me because she hates men so much and it is her evil way to punish me for giving her flowers.

    • Jim Carrey
      February 16, 2018 at 9:58 am

      She treated me the same way. She gave me and Cat the herpes too. What a slut!

      • Kelli Luciani
        February 16, 2018 at 10:09 am

        She treated me the same way. She gave me and Cat the herpes too. What a slut!

    • Public health warning
      February 16, 2018 at 10:07 am

      If she has tattoos, piercings, listens to hip hop, or if you met her online you have to wrap it. If she starts buying you dinner or has a nicer place than you then you may reevaluate.

      PS what were those dinner tabs like?

      • Kerrin's new boyfriend
        February 16, 2018 at 10:24 am

        I did wear condoms but she insisted on rimming me an that’s where I have herpes. My doctor said to expect some on my mouth because we kissed also.
        The dinner bills…..i maxed out my credit card! She can really wolf down sirloins and cheesecakes. Then I had to buy her an entree and dessert! She just pushed the salad aside and put her “I’m With Her” bib on and went to town. Oh the humanity…

  • didi
    February 16, 2018 at 9:41 am

    There is no such thing as plus size, you’re just fat like me.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 16, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Kerrin wouldn’t have been offended if that shop specialized in edible arrangements, such as cookie bouquets.

  • February 16, 2018 at 8:55 am

    There are actual legitimate things this woman could be fighting for and putting her money and mouth towards, but instead the hill she chooses to die on…is a flower shop.

    I mean, there are women being forced into slavery, dying of diseases developed nations have had under control for decades, starving, being married off while they’re still children, but nah. DROP EVERYTHING BECAUSE MISS PIGGY IS TRIGGERED BY A FUCKING SIGN.

    It just goes to show how self-serving so many so-called “feminists” are.

    • Kerrin needs to get a life
      February 16, 2018 at 9:27 am

      I would bang the real Miss Piggy before I would touch this fat whore. Just another loud mouth attention seeking loser. Like you said, she should focus her energy on something that actually elevates women instead of attacking a woman owned business for an innocuous sign. So glad the shop is doing well. That is a nice stick in the eye for old thunder thighs.

      • Pavement Ape
        February 16, 2018 at 1:45 pm

        What’s slimy, green, and smells like Miss Piggy?

        Kermit’s dick. 

  • Strata
    February 16, 2018 at 8:39 am

    Says the woman posting Facebook photos of herself scantily dressed and throwing her cleavage out there. Stop your fake “attention seeking” outrage. You look like a goofy hypocrite, or wait that;’s because you are

  • Twat Tickler
    February 16, 2018 at 8:27 am

    How the fuck was this posted yesterday? I was up until 4:30am this morning and this article was no where to be found, today is 02/16.

    • Mom's Basement
      February 16, 2018 at 10:14 am

      Next time try to close out of xhamster before it starts getting light out

  • Barry
    February 16, 2018 at 7:49 am

    Try to see it from her side. If the men in town are getting lucky more because they are buying flowers how do you think that affects her backpage business?

    • Yuck
      February 16, 2018 at 8:05 am

      That and fat bitches don’t get flowers anyway. She’s just pissed off because dudes don’t bring her flowers, instead they just jack it on her fat titties and walk away.

      • Teat Skeet
        February 16, 2018 at 10:03 am

        Very perceptive. Well done.

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