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This email made my day:
Dear Turtle Clan,
About a year ago you wrote a story about some SJW making disparaging comments of bogus sexism claims about a local business, named Braintree Florist, because of her sign out front. As soon as you wrote that article, I decided to head on over to give them my business. I informed the owner of the situation. She had no idea who Turtleboy was and didn’t realize people were buzzing about it locally until I brought the article up on my phone to show her. I went there to support her and basically said Turtleboy sent me.
I have been there off and on since then and have had great dealings with her. She is one of the coolest chicks ever! Definitely has a sense of humor and the kind of person that you would want to drink a beer with.
Well, I happened to stop by there today on Valentine’s Day to pick up flowers for my wife and she was super busy at 1130 am. I walked in with my daughter and dog in tow. She immediately recognized me, smiled and said that I was one of her favorite persons. At one point She referred to me as “That Turtleboy guy” and my first instinct was to correct her but then I realized that we are all Turtleboy so I accepted the honor. I asked her how business has been since the article was written and she said that she has gotten “so much business” because of it. I was so happy to hear that and she was so happy to say it. She ended up giving me a free bouquet because of the increased business.
From someone that never heard of you, she now can’t stop reading your hot takes. At one point she said that while reading the article and the comments, that she felt like you guys were talking to her without actually talking to or interviewing her.
The line of people in that store, before and after me, is a testament that your writing and followers build each other up instead of these SJW’s that have no business lecturing anybody about anything.
South Shore Turle Rider
I wanna cry man. This. This just makes it all worth it. Wow, that really brought me back. Can’t tell you how much emails like this mean to us. It shows that we’re making a POSITIVE difference in the world and that turtle riders are inherently good people who do business with good business owners. This poor woman’s business was attacked by an evil plus sized ginger model last year, who despite basically turning herself into a sex fetish object, was still outraged about the patriarchy over this sign in Braintree:
Because a sign for flowers from a hard working business owner is rape culture, but this is……art?
I almost forget how terrible this twatwaffle was.
The best part was that her biggest grievance was that the sign was “catering to men.” As if women are flicking the bean to this:
The bottom line is that this is one of countless untold stories of the positive impact Turtleboy has on the community. This is why I signed up to work here. To use our platform to make the world a better place. Sure, we enjoy exposing ratchets and laughing at their antics. But it’s all done by design. Because we know you people will take these blogs and use your numbers to correct these societal ills.
God bless you all.