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Plymouth Derptastic Mom, From “Bad Family,” Bashes Police Because A Cop Didn’t Wave Back To Her Young Son – Fails To Mention That She And Her Kid Were Standing Next To A Convicted Crack And Heroin Dealer At The Time

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I don’t know what’s in the water down in Plymouth this past week but, in the words of Senator Clay Davis, “Sheeeeeeeyit.”

Yesterday we blogged about some ditz-bag bitching about a cop not asking her for help, today it’s a girl whining that cops didn’t wave to her kid. 

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The fuck is going on in America’s Hometown?

While I would normally scoff at the severe extreme that Nancy went to – she’s kind of right. There is way worse shit happening in the world than cops bit waving.

Instead of explaining to your kid that maybe the officer didn’t see him – you amped up the butthurt and made if personal. Got it.

No, we aren’t going to shoot you. We’re going to give you the TBS shame sammich.

Of course there was a mixed bag of responses. Silly copper! Being human and shit!

As usual, there is more to the story than Jennifer initially bitched about. Seems she admits her whole family are a bunch of scumbags, and the dude she was standing next to as the child waved, is the ringleader. So, of course the officer, who knew who this asshole was, was going to throw him shade. It’s his job to be aware of assholes. The officer probably didn’t even notice the kid. Jennifer knew all this but she decided not to mention it until people called her bluff.

He’s been clean a week! I swear! I really enjoy Lindsey’s comments here. She gives a great perspective that cops are human like the rest of us.

Now we are going to meet Chris who wants to throw his yogurt slinger down ratchet vagalley. Friend-zoned Chris totally understands.

Could that family member be your brother Jay Small?

He looks charming. The same Jay Small that is a known crack and heroin dealer?

Now Nancy, if you think these people are smart enough to have a political affiliation you’re part of the problem. After all, convicted felons can’t vote!

Lindsey wins. We need more of Lindsey.

So, let this be a lesson to you. If you want the cops to wave at your kids – try not to have them standing next to a guy who earns his living trying to kill people though addiction, k?

4 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 9, 2017 at 7:23 am

    If the cop had waved, a different fupasloth would have been posting about a crooked cop waving at a drug dealer. There’s no winning.

  • Queef Richards
    June 7, 2017 at 12:41 am

    If you didn’t notice on that police blotter, there’s a Chris Richards arrested in that drug bust with Jay Small. No wonder he was sticking up for her in the FB comments- he’s a fellow chud!!

  • KimberlyS
    June 6, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Lindsey & Nancy for the Win!!

  • Mark D
    June 6, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Wow, what a complete moron

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