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Pocahontas Making Shit Up About Mike Brown Being Murdered 5 Years After He Tried To Kill A Cop Is Why Voting For Her In The Primary Kind Of Makes Sense


Uncle Turtleboy has been saying for a while now that everyone who wants Trump to win should vote for Pocahontas in the primary. I’m starting to think he might be on to something based on her tweet from Friday….

Wait…..there’s people who still believe Michael Brown dindu nuffin? Girl, you wanted the Obama administration to do an independent federal investigation into the shooting.

And then you got it.

Turns out Michael Brown was a piece of shit who robbed a store, assaulted a cop he outweighed by 100 pounds, tried to take his gun, and shockingly died in the process. The world is most certainly a better place without him. Then the media began pulling shit out of their ass about how he allegedly had his hands up, which even the Washington Post debunked as complete and utter bullshit.

But I guess facts don’t matter to a white woman who said she was an Indian her entire life and expected people to believe her. Because now all of a sudden Michael Brown was “murdered” by the cop. Not killed, MURDERED. I must’ve missed the murder indictment, trial, and guilty verdict for murder that followed. Legally that’s what a murder involves.

This is just straight up libel from a woman with a huge platform. Darren Wilson didn’t murder anyone; he killed someone in self defense who was trying to kill him. We’ve gotten justice for Mike Brown and it came in the form of the non-indictment. Just because you didn’t like the verdict doesn’t mean it’s not justice.

God, just imagine how horrible this musty hag would be if she became President. We need to combat police violence head on? How can anyone who works in public safety even consider voting for her? Unions are supposed to be a big block of the democratic party. Joe Biden can win union voters, Elizabeth Warren can’t. She’s just so awful.

And that’s why I guess it does make sense to vote for her. I don’t know if I have it in me to allow myself to do that, but can you imagine anyone this horrible winning the White House? It would be a complete massacre if she got the nomination, so I say bring it on.


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41 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    August 12, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    She is an unhinged racist nut job. EW, The Squad, pretty much every dem candidate for POTUS are everything that’s wrong with the democrat party. No vision, no leadership, no plan, abandoning the independents, swing voters, and moderate democrats in favor of action-less racist virtue signaling.

    By embracing these leftists/globalists and giving more of a fuck about illegals, the democrat party is finished. It means trump will win the independent vote, moderate dems will stay home. The dems are going to win an election with cop hating, race baiting, illegal alien pandering party. I’m looking forward for the debates with Trump. He will clean fucking house with any one they throw at him, esp EW.

    Trump 2020 Lindsay Graham 2024, 2028.

    Oh that gun grabber faggot RINO Bill Weld threw in his hat today against Trump. I guess he decided not to run with Gary Johnson this time.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 12, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Nunes from CA or Collins from Ohio would be better, IMO. Graham has been around too long – too many skeletons laying around to be used against him.

  • E Deplorable Unum
    August 12, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    You just keep talking shit Lezzie, it guarantees Trump wins in 2020. And when he’s done Donald Jr. runs and win. And then Ivanka becomes our first female president. It’s a motherfucking Trump dynasty. Suck on that, fuck you and die…

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    August 12, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Butthole Kaepernick, through his pathetic virtue-signaling kneeling has killed more bootlips than the KKK. By enticing blacks to “non-comply” during interactions with police, it sets up situations where cops have to shoot or be shot. Liberals want guns away from White Rural and Suburban Pickup Drivers who might actually need a Bushmaster. But some smoke in a stolen Honda on a Roxbury street is much more likely to have a gat under the seat and his hands off the steering wheel during a traffic stop.

  • Cheddah
    August 12, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    The world is a better place without Michael Brown indeed…

  • bill fleming
    August 12, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Lying Lizzy is still pissed that when she cut in line at the wake of the slain Weymouth police office one of the members of his family politely asked her to leave by telling her ” Get the fuck out of here”

    • tim Fenton
      August 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      Oh, to be there for that!

  • Karl Marx, Joe Stalin, Chairman Mao
    August 12, 2019 at 7:58 am

    Take it from me, divide the country along racial and/ or income lines and there’s no quicker way to get socialism/ communism! Proletariat!

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 11, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    Police should kill more blacks, not less.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 12, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      The blacks do a good enough job on themselves.

  • A Beautiful Moment
    August 11, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Picture it now, presidential debate between Trump and Pocahontas. Pocahontas standing at the mic answering questions with Trump towering over her in the background the same way he did against Hillary. Only this time doing the tomahawk chop.

  • Kim Wescott
    August 11, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    So, do I register to vote D for the primaries and then change my affiliation to R for the general? Or I guess I can remain D for the general and still vote R, right?

  • bigdaddy
    August 11, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    She is an even bigger cunt than I thought possible

  • Bill
    August 11, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Sounds like Pocahontas is trying to attract small donations from those who fall for her false Michael-Brown-was-murdered-claim. She claims not to be accepting money from so-called big-money interests, so I guess she’s hoping some portion of the rabble’s EBT payments and illegal drug proceeds will come her way in response to her latest phony pitch.

    I suspect Pocahontas is focusing on Michael Brown and Ferguson, Missouri, however, because Pocahontas knows she has already been wildly outclassed locally by DA Rachel (no more criminal prosecutions of people of color) Rollins. God help the faker Pocahontas if Rollins were to declare herself a presidential candidate. As distasteful as Rollins is, she’s probably the real deal in every respect that Pocahontas is not. If Rollins were to run, Pocahontas would be lucky to be able to go back to profitably flipping the houses lost by those who have suffered the misery and heartbreak of foreclosure.

    • Walter "noodle dick" Bird
      August 11, 2019 at 11:23 pm

      Not as big as a cunt as her sissy husband.

  • Reality Check
    August 11, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    The cop that shot and killed Brown should be the one suing. BLM and all these politicians ruined his life and he had to resign as a result of their lies and agenda. Why the city ever settled with Browns family is crazy and he was the aggressor. Why does such a small percentage of the population cause so much trouble?

  • B Clinton
    August 11, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    She’s great protected my wife and many of a certain tribe of diddlers like kraft,she’s Boston strong like you all.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 11, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Yet there are enough fucking idiots in MA to reelect her……

    • Ray Patriarca
      Oh Captain! My Captain!
      August 11, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      Never a more true word spoken!
      Just look at the history of idiot Massachusetts voters. They brought us these gems:
      …..and on and on.
      Shall I continue?
      Liberalism is a mental disorder. And Massachusetts is Ground Zero for the illness.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        August 11, 2019 at 11:35 pm

        You forgot James Michael Curley.

  • Harambe Martin
    August 11, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    I didn’t do anything wrong and neither did any of the bruddas.
    Wakandan surprise.
    Harris & Warren 2020

  • DeadKenneyds
    August 11, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Didn’t Uncle Turtle also think Master Beto and Kamala Mattress were Top Tier candidates? In his Top 4. No way in 2020 the Demosocialist Party was going to nominate a 1) White, 2) Male, 3) Heterosexual, 4) Christian 5) Irish, 6) Catholic, 7) whose real name is Robert Francis O’Rourke. Zero.Zero. Or someone who slept her way to bottom as an Affirmative Action hire in the Senate only to end up playing second banana to the Squad (who outmaneuvered her to the left and who check more boxes as minorities) and beaten up by the only woman who looks like a woman in the race (Team Tulsi)! Now he wants to vote for Chief Wahoo in the primary? That’s the type of brilliant thinking by Republicrats that gave us 2 terms of Coupe Devalue and the Kenyan in Chief.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      August 11, 2019 at 11:42 pm

      I can’t stand when candidates check the boxes and misrepresent themselves.

  • tim Fenton
    Tim F
    August 11, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    As a member of Spfld. PD we (our local), endorsed Bush 41, in 88.’ You’re not gonna find many cops voting for Warren, however, this new generation kills me. I can tell you, nobody threw water on us, without a follow up response, which in Spfld. would be a call to dispatch: “One to 130, (Pearl St. via the Wesson). AKA: Baystate Medical Center. She is dirt and I am (R), regardless if you think that’s “weird,” Turtle Boy.

    • Blue
      August 11, 2019 at 7:15 pm

      I sent an email to her Senate email address about this. I bet I never hear anything back from her office. She is 100% trash and how she got away with lying about being a minority is beyond me. Any fellow cop or cop supporters should e emailing her office about her lies and continued attempt to divide this country

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        August 11, 2019 at 11:47 pm

        When I’m elected I will have jackbooted pig haters like you rounded up and arrested. I will destroy the lives of you and your ilk!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        August 11, 2019 at 11:53 pm

        WE will destroy you and your family Blue-Jackboot!

    • Ray Patriarca
      Old Gumshoe
      August 11, 2019 at 7:35 pm

      Tim F. speaks truth here.
      Back in my day, a bucket of water or any other object thrown at us would provoke an instant and undesirable ( for the perp) response.
      Watching those NYPD officers walking away made my blue blood boil.
      I was never one for brutality. Once the cuffs were on, the fight was done!
      But, before that?
      I’m gonna do what I need to do.
      We don’t lose fights.
      What most people don’t realize is that every call a cop goes to is a gun call. There’s a gun present at every call. Mine!
      And if you try and take it?
      You’re gonna get hurt. Badly.
      I don’t have the luxury of losing a fight. Ever.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        August 11, 2019 at 11:49 pm

        You too Old Jackboot!

    • Smurfs lives matter
      August 11, 2019 at 7:48 pm

      Another reason the police has failed since at least 1988 thanks for nothing.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 11, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    # Believe all women. All Whites are racist. As a person of color, I know first hand, this to be true.

  • Steve
    August 11, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    We will all have to re-register as (D) or unnaffiliated to be able to vote for her in the primary.

    • Kim Wescott
      August 11, 2019 at 9:18 pm

      I think if you are independent/unaffiliated, you are not allowed to vote in the primaries.

      But if you register D, you can vote for Pocahontas and still vote R in the general. Or change your affiliation back to R. Either works.

      But I am quite sure that if you are unaffiliated, you cannot vote in the primaries.

      Please correct me if I’m wrong.

      • Nee Chi
        August 12, 2019 at 12:26 am

        Um, no. Independents can CHOOSE which party’s ballot they want at a primary.

        • Pillopugs
          August 12, 2019 at 6:50 am

          EXACTLY..which is why you register as don’t want to be forced into voting any certain kind of way…you get to choose at least in primary

    • Liz Is Not Presidential
      August 11, 2019 at 10:57 pm

      Why would you ever vote for this putrid cunt?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        August 12, 2019 at 12:00 am

        When elected, my first Executive Order will be Drag Queen Story Hour in every school classroom in the nation!

  • Blue
    August 11, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    She is disgraceful and has done nothing for Massachusetts. All she cares about is her political career
    If the Obama administration could have found that cop guilty they certainly would have. They hated cops and divided this country and laughed about it

  • William Corbett Arnold
    August 11, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    I’d let her fat ugly daughter blow me

  • Stunt Penis
    August 11, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    I so want her to win the democrat nomination so Trump can wipe the floor with her. The entertainment value alone will be incalculable.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Joe smith
    August 11, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    I bet the Weston Snatch Roosters breath smells like Lizzie the Liar’s ass…..

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