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Politics Is Better Than Porn Because Of Donald Trump

You can like or hate Donald Trump all you want, but everyone agrees after yesterday’s fiasco in Chicago that the man has made politics must see TV.

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Donald Trump is the best thing to ever happen to blogging. He is to Turtleboy what Dick Cheney is to defense contractors – good for business. I don’t care how you feel about this man, it’s undeniable at this point that he has made American politics entertaining again. Today he was nearly bumrushed on stage by a protester at a rally. Yesterday his rally in Chicago was taken over by hippies and he had to cancel it after all hell broke loose. Here’s some of the highlights from a wild night in the Windy City:

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There’s literally never been anything like this before. It’s fantastic theater.

How happy is Hillary Clinton that the mobs inside the rally were chanting “feel the Bern?” Poor ol’ Bernie gets tied in with the nutjobs and no one’s asking about her emails anymore. Wouldn’t surprise me if she was behind this whole thing. With Hillary, anything is possible.

Will Donald Trump be a good President? No clue. Don’t care. Luckily we live in a country where the constitution limits what a President can do. Checks and balances are what really makes America great again. We live in Massachusetts anyway so it doesn’t really matter. All our electoral votes are going to Hillary so there’s no sense in getting juiced up about it.

However, Missouri is a swing state, which some people apparently think means you have to come out swinging the fisticuffs:

Fantastic. This right here is the Trump effect in one photograph:

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That man right there would kill a man for Trump. Love the guy with the guitar in the background.

Is this kid with the hands up out of line? Certainly he could handle himself better. But this is what he was looking at:

A guy with a “no room for hate” sign, standing next to a chucklefucker in a “fuck the police” shirt, standing on an American flag. Nothing hypocritical about that!! Great way for your cause to be taken seriously.

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Actually, I change my mind. This kid yelling “He’s black, he supports Trump” is the face of Trump’s America:

It’s gotta be hard to be a black guy supporting Trump right now. I feel for the guy. Because let’s be honest, there are some racist dudes supporting Trump. It’s gotta be uncomfortable having to sit there and cheer for the same guy as them. But at the same time, he feels that Trump’s policies are the best for America, which more than likely makes him a pariah in the black community. Imagine what Hate Pickens would say to this poor guy. He can’t win.

This is why Turtleboy wants Trump in this. Because it’s fantastic theater. Do you realize how boring an election between Hillary and Ted Cruz would be? I’d rather kill myself than watch those two lugnuts debate.

Look, let’s not pretend that Trump had nothing to do with this. He’s gotten to where he is by appealing to the radical fringe of the right wing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, because people like Hillary have been doing the EXACT SAME THING to the left wing for years. But when Trump made jokes about how he’d like to “punch that protester in the face” or how he’ll pay for your legal bills if you punch a protester in the face, he obviously underestimated just how white trash some of his supporters can get. We’re talking about people who give zero fucks, are no stranger to bar room brawls, and have probably never voted before. If he makes a joke, they don’t understand it’s a joke. That’s why there’s been so much violence at his rallies lately. Trump underestimated the stupidity of his followers.

Hey here’s an idea if you don’t like Trump – don’t vote for him. I know, it’s a radical thing to say while living in a democracy, but it just might work. Whatever you do, don’t shut down his rallies, don’t wear “fuck the police” t-shirts, and don’t stomp on the American flag. It will only make people hate you more, and when people hate you, they vote for Trump. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – these protesters are the only reason Trump is popular. He ran four years ago and wasn’t close to being a contender. But since hippies started running wild in this country, blocking highways, and pissing off middle America, everyone has run to the guy who says what they’re thinking. Because let’s be honest, who hasn’t wanted to punch one of these hippies tied to a barrel on I-93 directly in the face?

Look, Trump brings out the worst in everyone, but maybe this is what we needed. Maybe America just needs to get this out of their system. Have the most extremes on both sides of the aisle go at it. It’s almost therapeutic for America. This has been building up over the last 8 years. It’s undeniable. I never thought we’d reach the point where we said, “back when George W. Bush was President, those were the good ol’ days.” But here we are.

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • Fillet O Fish
    March 14, 2016 at 8:32 am

    60 yeats of a Cold War down the drain. We are now living in a socialist country. Our Constitution, the single greatest document ever conceived, is gone. Communist bernie or socialist hilary will only further this warped, dangerous agenda.

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 15, 2016 at 10:16 am

      Please enlighten me on how so. I’m not sure you even know what communist and socialist mean.

  • Kevin Lynch
    March 13, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    What happened to the Turtle?

    • BobnMic
      March 13, 2016 at 10:14 pm

      They are busy getting you shut the fuck down you unbelievable fucking asshole.

  • Chris From Georgia
    March 13, 2016 at 6:10 pm

    It’s always the left that tries to shut down free speech. Speaking of free speech what was the latest reason for TB Sports being suspended from Facebook?

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 14, 2016 at 1:47 pm

      Didn’t trump say he would make it easier to sue a journalist if they wrote hit pieces on Politicians. That sound like shutting down free speech to me, but I may just be some stupid libtard. LOL What do I know.

  • Wormtown Refugee
    March 13, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    This is so Missouri (I used to work and live there): the skinny meth head with the jumpy fists, the dim witted guitar player, the toothless bikers and the truly vioelnt (and often packing) “community activists”, whose income is hard to deduce. I loved it.

    My nearby supermarket was a daily hang out for midday, public drinking, the occasional shooting, and an occasional domestic dispute demolition derby in the lot. Brilliant place, since it’s already apocalyptic. The pervasive hopelessness and defeat, on both sides, feeds a grievance culture that is second to none.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 13, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    I’m not a Trump supporter, but TB loses a lot of credibility when they publish this lefty propaganda.

    A true hot take would be exposing the false narrative that it’s Trump and not the Left and the media that are creating this shit show. The whole BLM thing was just a prelude to see how far the liberals can go to organize the useful idiots to create mayhem in order to try to disrupt the election process.

  • BobnMic
    March 13, 2016 at 1:59 am

    Long story short. My fellow American people that are Black. We are doing our best to make this country of one. Stop bringing up the past corruption, vice and depravity that happened 200 years ago. I am white. I look at a black person as another human being and high five when appropriate. I have many friends that are black. And we NEVER talk about slavery. We talk about shit that is going today. So stop your bullshit.

    • Practical
      March 13, 2016 at 11:37 am

      And what do you assume they talk about when they’re by themselves? They can see right through you.

      • BobnMic
        March 13, 2016 at 10:07 pm

        That is utter bullshit and you know it. You speak of “they” as separate individuals. “They” are us dipshit. We are all one unless you are from 1940’s Germany or a member of the KKK.

  • BobnMic
    March 13, 2016 at 1:43 am

    Spot on take except for the very last part; ” I never thought we’d reach the point where we said, “back when George W. Bush was President, those were the good ol’ days.” But here we are.”

    I hated George W. Bush. I thought he was the biggest egotistical idiot moron that ever has unfortunately occupied the oval office. I loved Michael Moore’s take in the movie, “Fahrenheit 9/11 .” Or Oliver Stone’s, “W.” And I hate Michael Moore. Not so much Oliver Stone. But the ironic idiocy that Moore brought out can not be denied.

    Although Moore depicted an extreme view no doubt but illustrated the idiocy of George W. Bush. In summary, I say there is hope for the Republican party that they will win and hopefully this fraudulent Black Lives Matter civil incisive aggressive movement will be exhausted and we all come together as one as we should be.

  • Publius
    March 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Two weeks ago we said never ever would we vote for Trump. Not in a million years. Well after watching the hippie protesters a million years may have come.

  • JJ
    March 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    The media is the most incredible part of this election season. The Bernie supporting protesters get violent and give a police officer a brick to the head, and the media spins it to try and say it’s Trump’s supporters who were at fault. Alternative media like Turtleboy is now king. You can’t trust any mainstream media, not even local newspapers like the Recorder as we’ve just learned.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      March 14, 2016 at 12:49 pm

      This is what your alternative media guy just said:

      “That’s why there’s been so much violence at his rallies lately. Trump underestimated the stupidity of his followers.”

      Doesn’t sound all that different from the mainstream now does it?

  • Danny
    March 12, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    It’s been going on more than 8 years when slick willy was president we didn’t have this shit going on

  • John Wick
    March 12, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Oh look, they gave the TB keys to the liberal again. “Trump brings out the worst in everyone.” Yeah ok. So…. You gonna go vote for that criminal Hilary, or the communist Bernie?

    Seriously TB… C’mon. You’re so much better than this! Your frustration with the ridiculousness that occurs in Worcester,
    is the exact same frustration we feel about the federal government. That’s why we support Trump. He’s a grenade that’s being rolled into the political establishment.

    • Trd
      March 13, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      CORRECTION: We USE to live in a country where the President is limited in what he can do. Are you aware of the current occupant of the Oval Office?

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