Turn to 10: Police said a Somerset man was arrested after he threatened to blow up a Dunkin’ shop in Fall River Friday evening. Police responded to the Dunkin’ on Robeson Street just after 4:30 p.m. for a report of a bomb threat. According to authorities, an employee called 911 reporting a man called the business and threatened to blow it up. The area was shut down for 30 minutes while officers and the Fall River Police K-9 unit inspected the inside and outside of the building for any devices or suspicious packages.

During the investigation, detectives learned 26-year-old Justin Furtado had called the coffee shop and asked if they were selling butter pecan coffee. When he was told they were not, he became upset and threatened to blow up the store. Furtado was arrested at his home by Fall River and Somerset police and was charged with the following:

• Bomb threat
• Disturbing the peace
• Disorderly conduct
• A threat to commit a crime

He was transported to the Fall River Police Department where he was booked and processed.

Of all the flavors you could bomb Dunkin Donuts over, this Port-a-naughty chooses butter pecan? Who the hell drinks butter pecan coffee? I can understand radicalizing and becoming a terrorist when the discontinued cinnamon flavor. They got rid of that for no reason and everyone knows it was their best flavor. But butter pecan? Not worth going to jail for in my opinion.

Smelly Furtado has been loudly proclaiming his innocence on the Facebook machine, says he was “slandered” by a regurgitated police report the news put out, and even went full “only God can judge,” except in a non-ratchet manner. Like, he’s really into God.

You never see hoodboogers quote the Bible like this either.

So he apparently means it.

He wants people to pray for him.

He says that he can’t be guilty because he’s got a crotch fruit.

His bootleg, backwards hat pastor with the shared Facebook account gave him a dindu nuffin blessing.

He’s even got friends named Heaven praying for him, so his odds of conviction are low.

The bottom line is, everything in this guys life revolves around God.

Newsflash – God ain’t gonna save you on this one, but evidence might. In fairness, he hasn’t been convicted of anything yet, and I have not read the police report. But I would imagine that the cops would need some sort of probable cause before arresting him. Just a thought.

But the thing about the Port-a-geez is, they stick together. And when one of their’s gets arrested for something the whole crew comes out like they did with Jasiel Correia. And we all know he dindu nuffin.

So…..what’s being miscommunicated here? Lets Ask Gina Dasilva.

So he routinely calls around to Dunkins in the area and asks them if they have any butter pecan syrup he can buy off of them. The woman who answered the phone in Fall River got “nasty” with him, he threatened to call corporate, this was misconstrued as a bomb threat, and constituted enough evidence for the police to arrest him?

I guess we’ll have to see how this plays out.

All I know is he’s an asshole for this Facebook filter alone.

Bruh, you work at Walmart. You are not “essential.” Your job technically is, but not you personally. This is why I hate the “essential” designation. It’s creating a class of people who think we’re supposed to stand and clap for them because they’re lucky enough to keep their jobs while millions of other people are forced into unemployment and bread lines by the government.

On that note, I anxiously await seeing how God handles this one.

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