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Psycho Foot Fapperino Is Writing Really Crazy Shit, Wishing Death Upon Missing Woman Chicopee Woman On Facebook Who He Says Dumped Him 


WWLPPolice need your help locating a woman who was reported missing last week. According to the Chicopee Police Department, 41-year-old Susan Barton of Chicopee has been reported missing since the afternoon of October 6. She was last seen leaving work in Holyoke. Barton lives in the Fairview section of the city. She is described as 5’9” tall, weighs 160 pounds and was last seen wearing a bright green shirt and black leggings. Officer Wilk said Barton’s family is concerned because they have not heard from her.  If you have seen Barton or know her whereabouts, please contact the Chicopee Police Department at (413) 594-1740. 

I’m not a detective or anything, but I’m hoping the cops are looking into this guy.

Yea, that’s a little murdery. So is all this.

This is Justin Bradford, whose Facebook page says he’s from Port Orange, FL.

He’s really into dirty feet.

Oh, and he likes to post about how little girls are sexy.

He’s obviously a batshit insane pedo-perv, and appears to have recently been dumped by the missing woman from Chicopee, and upgraded for a better model.

He posts weird shit about box cutters and rooms covered in blood.

He ghetto tattooed her name on his foot, but ran out of room because for some reason another woman’s name was already written there.

And this is normal thing for a non-psychotic man to post on Facebook.

He’s also got this woman Alison Pankowski copying and pasting the same thing over and over again about Susan being sent into this life to destroy and kill him.

Some have suggested that it’s actually Justin Bradford, since he seems to have used the account to try to contact Susan before (I assume because she’s been ignoring him since he’s clearly psychotic).

But I looked through that account and it went back a few years. People commented on her profile pictures and complimented her on her haircut. If it’s not a real person then it’s by far the most dedicated fake account in the history of Facebook.

I’m not saying this guy killed her, or that she’s dead at all. Best case scenario she ran away to hide from him. But if I were a cop, I’d probably look into him. Just sayin.


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16 Comment(s)
  • effin florida
    October 21, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Have you seen the most recent rants Bradford’s been posting? He’s doing it in video form now instead of typing. bat shit crazy.
    Her brother’s death had absolutely nothing to do with drugs, he’d been clean for a while and living a straight and narrow. she and him had distance, but he wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to her

  • SMDH
    October 19, 2019 at 3:21 am

    Very sad.
    She is (or was) fairly attractive.
    This Justin character needs to be scooped up and put into the Rubber Ramada, whether he had anything to do with her disappearance or not.
    Friggin psycho.

  • Bill Clinton
    October 17, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    kinda cute/not bad looking for a 41 y/o junkie. 160 lbs though? bit chunky.

  • marilu
    October 17, 2019 at 10:21 am

    What in the ever-loving dumpster fire is this shit.. he needs to be caged. Top notch fcking psycho pedofile

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 17, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Looks like the love child of MCA from the beastie boys and Tim Curry.


  • Bud Eagle
    October 17, 2019 at 6:24 am

    Wow, he looks like a cum-guzzling Tom Waits mixed with Robert Smith.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Bring back mental hospitals
    October 16, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Reason #12,428 why Danvers State Hospital should have never been shut down!

    • Sad Day When Danvers Closed
      October 17, 2019 at 6:25 am

      Between 1955 and 1994 around 487,000 people were released from mental hospitals when they closed. This has created the problems we have with homelessness and drug abuse (by people self-medicating), and folks like this man!

  • sycho
    October 16, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    Sunuvabitch. Act weird and strange as a coping mechanism for fear. Get online and feel like a virtual man. Know the reality. Know that others know the reality. Know that others know that you are raging mad because you are one big shortcoming. Waaaay big shortcoming. Look at that trash he wrote. That is one scared hombre right there. Any psychologist will tell you that it is the people that are crippled by fear that write the most reckless, aggressive post online. America the beautiful.

  • alejandro
    October 16, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    only when everyone realizes the so called holocaust is a big lie can we finally start to come together to heal. we must stop the anti White hatred that these lying satanic dna edomites have foisted upon us. remember the bible verse of titus 1 ; 14 STOP BELIEVING JEWISH LIES.

  • Said Nobody
    October 16, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Another sick fuck
    How nice

  • Corinth Arkadin
    October 16, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    WHOA WTF this dude is a fucking menace just on screen, in the real world there’s too much evidence here to ignore in this case, and possibly a few others.

  • Well, No Shit
    October 16, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    I knew her brother, Tom. He had demons, but was a decent man right up to his sudden death in September. Susan has her demons, too, and I hope that they didn’t get the best of her.

    Fuck this pedo psychopath, by the way.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 16, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      This fucking fuckhead also looks like a psycho version of Ron Perlman.

  • Garcia Vega
    October 16, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    I have a very bad feeling. And he is behind this…

  • WeRFucked
    October 16, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    “Is this what bi-polar looks like?”

    “Yes, Mr. Fucked. Exactly what it looks like.”

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