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Quaboag Student From Southbridge Who Posted Online Death Threat Is Exactly What We Thought He Would Be

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The stupidity of our youth never ceases to amaze Turtleboy. Apparently every teacher and student at Quaboag High School (Warren-West Brookfield) had to undergo a search to make sure the school wasn’t gonna be shot up because of one asshat student:

An 18-year-old from Southbridge who police said caused them to place schools in the Quaboag Regional School District on alert was released on personal recognizance after his arraignment Monday. Shawn Matthew Trucheon of 319 Main St., Southbridge allegedly used a computer application called After School to post an anonymous message between 10:15 and 10:30 p.m. Sunday that read “For all of those who enjoy living . . . don’t go to school tomorrow ;)”

Officer Jeffrey A. Von Dauber contacted the company that runs the After School application and was able to learn the GPS coordinates from which the message was sent. On Monday, Officer Von Dauber wrote in his report, he learned that three students who attend Quaboag live at that address and that one was absent from school. He went to the home in Southbridge and spoke with Mr. Trucheon’s mother, who sent text messages to her two sons, who were in class. Her daughter was at home. Her son Shawn then sent her a message admitting he’d made the post and “did not intend for it to get out of control,” the report states.

Yup. That’s pretty much much exactly what I pictured. Shawn with a W is such a Warren name. He kind of had no choice but to school choice. And Southbridge has become such a dump that it’s leaking it’s oozing Southbridge all over southern Worcester County.

But seriously, what the hell is wrong with this idiot? “I didn’t intend for it to get out control?” Yea, why would this get out of control? It’s not like mass shootings are a sensitive issue or anything. Just a funny senior joke. HAHAHAHAHA. Get it? You’re gonna die tomorrow!! It’s funny because 14 people were just killed in San Bernadino and schools seem to be the preferred choice for carnage. Hilarious!!

There’s no excuse for this to happen to a high school kid either. They’re the ones who are supposed to understand how the Internet works. And when you post a death threat online, they’re gonna find you. Because the government can pretty much find out anything they want. Somehow this numbnuts is growing up in iGeneration and he doesn’t understand that.

Apparently attendance was pretty low today because no one wanted their kid to get shot. If this happened at Doherty or South I wouldn’t be worried. But it’s these Warren’s of the world that should worry you. School shootings never happen in the hood. It’s always in the back woods. That’s why the police absolutely handled this the right way by searching everyone coming into the school.

Anyway, if this kid’s name were Ahmed Mohammad he’d be in the White House by now and on his way to an international tour-de-genocidal dictator. Because the statement he made could be interpreted differently if he had a good lawyer. “For all those who enjoy living, don’t go to school tomorrow” could’ve meant any of the following:

  • The cafeteria was serving Michelle Obama’s meatloaf surprise and everyone will get deftly ill.
  • If Quaboag is anything like David Prouty they’re pretty much going to school in an asbestos factory.
  • They were having a special guest speaker from ISIS.
  • He ate beans for dinner and was planning on unleashing his toxic gas all around the school.

All he had to do was make up one of those lies and he could’ve sued the school district for $15 million like my boy clock boy. But he’s not that smart. He’s just a dumbass white boy from Southbridge who has abused his privilege to be a student and can no longer go to school there.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • TrueLiberal
    December 21, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Or, the best excuse I can’t believe no one has mentioned:

    “I just wanted people to get out there and enjoy life, like to play hooky for the day!”

  • Far Afield
    December 11, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    He’s just a dumb kid. We were all dumb kids once.
    And the hicks all have guns but we don’t shoot each other…we leave that to the city folks.

  • Denise
    December 9, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    The “stupidity of our youth”, as stated in the first sentence of this article, is the result of the stupidity of their parents! And what the hell is a “Warren” name?

  • Michaela
    December 8, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    What he said couldve meant multiple things ,yes..especially since there was a winky face at the end but it was handled and I’m sure he learned a lesson from it ,I agree that this article is poorly written, all the trashy words are immature and it is very wrong to say one town is a certain way because it’s not the town and not everyone wants to be “hood” . Just because a comment got to this point doesn’t mean it’s right to write an article bad mouthing the kid the whole time… Bullying is a big deal also, isn’t it? Well this article is pretty much straight up bullying , calling people names based off of something that happened but not actually knowing the person is just so wrong. We all make mistakes, some worse than others but we usually learn, and that is life but this article is disturbing to read and making threats online is just as bad as bullying, I think everyone should focus on all the things that are issues around the world rather than seeing this ..seeing such a judge mental article like this seems hurtful .just because someone else made a mistake that was brought out to further extremes ,which he probably didn’t expect or even think would happen but everyone of us live and learn .Don’t judge a book by its cover and if we really want to make the world a better place writing articles to announce the news to the community like this one..isn’t how we start.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      December 8, 2015 at 8:06 pm

      The stupid fuck posted a threat to kill people. Getting bullied is the least of his worries.

      Plus, doesn’t his white privilege protect him from everything, anyway?

  • davidsl88
    December 8, 2015 at 11:28 am

    Love ’em! ‘Deftly’ made me lol. Thanks TB!

  • Unconvinced
    December 8, 2015 at 11:23 am

    This article is so poorly written it hurts to read

  • Skeptical
    December 8, 2015 at 11:02 am

    “Deftly ill.” FFS my OCD is going insane. The misspellings and typos are getting to be a bit much.

  • ry
    December 8, 2015 at 9:15 am

    I went to quaboag with this kid, can’t say I’m surprised..

  • SPANKSTER
    December 8, 2015 at 8:02 am

    This guy is 18 so he is an adult. There was a time when you could do something like this. Make the remark about the meatloaf and everyone would have a good laugh. Unfourtunetly those days are gone. I would love to see the judge sit quietly on the bench while his attorney does his dog and pony act. You know. He was never allowed to have a puppy, Mommy didn’t give him enough smoothies, and of course. Uncle Billy made him play, tickle tickle where’s the pickle? Then have the judge say “Guilty, 30 days committed and a $1,000 fine. Just maybe this will keep some other major malfunction from doing this again

  • Reddog
    December 7, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    It’s San Bernadino,not Santa Barbara TB .

    • Gadzuks
      December 8, 2015 at 9:17 am

      San Dimas HS football rules!

  • Gronkmonster
    December 7, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    Lets guess the reasons he will use when he goes to court

    I was bullied
    My white privilege made me do it
    Uncle Jeffrey Neal touched my junk as a youngster
    I have hypertension and they wont test me at the Mosaic
    He was bringing attention for the need for stricter fake gun use laws
    Daddy never told me that he loves me

    Either way charge him as an adult so he wont be leaving a fake bomb in a recruiting office bathroom next

    • Sandy
      December 7, 2015 at 11:51 pm

      The only option is to charge him as an adult. Shit for brains is 18.

    • Isaac
      December 8, 2015 at 10:11 am

      He actually pleaded guilty and took his punishment, he had $1000 bail but that was paid he now has a GPS tracker on him. He’s a dumbass for doing what he did and he realizes that but he’s actually a good kid which is shocking coming from southbridge. Theres worse kids from warren that go to Quaboag like all the white kids that try to be hood rats when in reality they look like cousin-fucking white trash

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