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Quarter Pounder With Fleas Security Guard At Lawrence McDonalds Resists Lawful Arrest, Pajama Clad (Probably) Dindu Nuffins Whine About Police Brutality

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The latest episode of “ratchets with cell phones harass the cops for doing their job and pretend like they know what they’re talking about” comes from the herpes capital of New England – Lawrence…..

Evidently this guy is some sort of McDonald’s private security, or so he claims. You don’t see a lot of McDonald’s that comes with it’s own private security detail, but we’re talking about Lawrence here so anything is possible. Shockingly we didn’t see anything that happened before this altercation so the camerwoman gave us no context. All we know is this clearly innocent man was arrested for no reason by the police, and he’s now being charged with two counts of Dindu Nuffin.

Newsflash Snitch Filet – you’re not a real cop. I know you think you are because you get paid $12 an hour to make sure ratchets don’t fill their water cups up with Dr. Pepper, but you don’t really matter. So when the cops show up to tell you to do something, you have to do it. You have no real authority whatsoever.

In general I give the LPD more slack than any other police department. No one deals with more assholes per capita on a daily basis than they do. I’d estimate that 90% of their calls end up with them being videotaped by some pajama clad foodstampopotamus whining about about police brutality.

Gotta give credit to that cop with the way he could multitask too. First he had corral this quarter pounder with sleaze who evidently thought he was allowed to push the cop back during a lawful arrest:

Then of course the dindu nuffin camerawoman got directly in his face demanding to know why he was being arrested:

Because that’s how law and order works. If you keep yelling free my boi three times the welfare genie shows up and they have to let you go.

This was the woman who posted the video:

Cellulite Sally has her Internet law degree, so watch out LPD. Plus the ratchet patrol is chiming in with their expertise on this video that’s been shared nearly 1,000 times….

Oh snap, I didn’t hear no Miranda rights being read!! Someone call up Dick N. Vulva so he can cash in on this one.

Lawrence Mayor Dan Rivera has responded to the video…..

Sad that it’s rare and refreshing to see elected officials actually backing law enforcement instead of criminals. And Dan Rivera is a democrat with a capital D. Just goes to show you that you don’t have to be a pussy hat wearing, microaggression inducing, privilege checking social justice douchecanoe to be on the left. If more democrats were like him they might actually be running the country right now instead of a reality TV star.

17 Comment(s)
  • El Problemo Latino
    July 28, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    Black people think they get to fuck with us because of slavery. What’s Hispanic peoples’ excuse? Are we unaware that we have no reason to tolerate this fucking bullshit from them?

  • Austin Powers
    July 28, 2018 at 11:29 am

    That’s a man baby……….

  • Ed Grimley Jr.
    July 28, 2018 at 8:29 am

    I must say looking at the cottage cheese on her legs qualifies her to be a model for the American Dairy Association…

  • Confucious
    July 28, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Confucious say when the law gives you an order and you choose to ignore it something bad will happen….

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 28, 2018 at 6:05 am

    What video? You know, there is software that allows you to capture video and save it to your computer. Using that will make your blogs relevant for more than a few hours.

  • TJB
    July 27, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    I hope the security company sent another dipshit to McDonald’s right away. There could be someone filling a water cup with Gatorade; while the lookout distracts the cashier for more plastic straws.

  • The Doctor
    July 27, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    I can’t stand people like them.
    1. Cop tells you to do something, do it. That is particularly true for putting your hands behind your back. An officer doesn’t need to ask you politely or say “Pretty please.” Just do it. I’m impressed the officer did not use the stun gun.
    2. Don’t ever interfere with an officer detaining somsome. Why did this crazy person think it was ok to enter his personal space? Or talk back to the officer telling her to move back?

    What happened to respecting the authorities? If my kid did this, he’d be running laps until he graduated college. He’d also be walked into the police station to apologize to each officer there for his disrespectful and atrocious behavior.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 27, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Fucking savages !
    This puttana is a real prize ! I seriously hope nobody is desperate enough to try and penetrate her stinking gagoosh. But wait….. someone is for sure.
    You’d have to roll her in pizza flour in order to find the wet spot.
    Disgratziate !

  • IHateRatchets
    July 27, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    I was sure that the camerawoman was a man. Could’ve fooled me. Looks like a man.

    Everyone in Lawrence needs to be put on their own island in the middle of the ocean. Same with people from Brockton.

    • foleyworld
      A reasonable Democrat
      July 28, 2018 at 8:29 am

      A more creative and entertaining solution to New England’s Ratchet Epidemic would be to divide an Island into 4 sectors 1: the Lawrence – Lowell area 2: New Bedford – Fall River- West Warwick 3: the South Shore , Brockton to Quincy Corridor and 4: the Springfield to Worcester Ratchet Empire… then arm these pajama wearing hordes with machine guns, pistols and sharp objects and in the middle of the island place a large storehouse of Heroin, Fentanayl, Blunts of Chrinic, Crates of Mad Dog 4040, Cartons of Newport’s and all types of Glorious Chicago Bulls attire ( including Flat Brimmed Hats of course) and let the games begin!!!! And then just like that, New England would eliminate 80-90 percent of its crime, welfare dependance and blight. The jails would be empty, the economy would thrive and Worcester would actually experience that ever elusive “ Renaissance” that they’ve been imagining since the end of WW2.

      • Dam Dawg Whats Up
        July 28, 2018 at 2:22 pm

        What no Hennessey,King Cobra or Colt 45 . Then count me out Dawg

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        July 28, 2018 at 9:31 pm

        Haahaaa ratchet welfare Olympics.

  • Billy Ray Valentine
    July 27, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    May I suggest using your nightstick, Officer.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 27, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    The “Fleas” part made me itchy. Seriously, I’m itching. Damn you Lawrence!

  • The Angry Elf
    July 27, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    Thank God 90% of this shit stays on the other side of the damn river. Goddamn gutter trash. Makes me embarrassed to live here.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    July 27, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    I wasn’t sure who the QP with fleas was at first. They both qualify for that honorable title. That lady creature thing is beyond unfuckable and probably does have fleas.

    July 27, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Fuck these ANIMALS

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