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The latest episode of “ratchets with cell phones harass the cops for doing their job and pretend like they know what they’re talking about” comes from the herpes capital of New England – Lawrence…..
Evidently this guy is some sort of McDonald’s private security, or so he claims. You don’t see a lot of McDonald’s that comes with it’s own private security detail, but we’re talking about Lawrence here so anything is possible. Shockingly we didn’t see anything that happened before this altercation so the camerwoman gave us no context. All we know is this clearly innocent man was arrested for no reason by the police, and he’s now being charged with two counts of Dindu Nuffin.
Newsflash Snitch Filet – you’re not a real cop. I know you think you are because you get paid $12 an hour to make sure ratchets don’t fill their water cups up with Dr. Pepper, but you don’t really matter. So when the cops show up to tell you to do something, you have to do it. You have no real authority whatsoever.
In general I give the LPD more slack than any other police department. No one deals with more assholes per capita on a daily basis than they do. I’d estimate that 90% of their calls end up with them being videotaped by some pajama clad foodstampopotamus whining about about police brutality.
Gotta give credit to that cop with the way he could multitask too. First he had corral this quarter pounder with sleaze who evidently thought he was allowed to push the cop back during a lawful arrest:
Then of course the dindu nuffin camerawoman got directly in his face demanding to know why he was being arrested:
Because that’s how law and order works. If you keep yelling free my boi three times the welfare genie shows up and they have to let you go.
This was the woman who posted the video:
Cellulite Sally has her Internet law degree, so watch out LPD. Plus the ratchet patrol is chiming in with their expertise on this video that’s been shared nearly 1,000 times….
Oh snap, I didn’t hear no Miranda rights being read!! Someone call up Dick N. Vulva so he can cash in on this one.
Lawrence Mayor Dan Rivera has responded to the video…..
Sad that it’s rare and refreshing to see elected officials actually backing law enforcement instead of criminals. And Dan Rivera is a democrat with a capital D. Just goes to show you that you don’t have to be a pussy hat wearing, microaggression inducing, privilege checking social justice douchecanoe to be on the left. If more democrats were like him they might actually be running the country right now instead of a reality TV star.