Queeferino Dad Of 11 Year Old “Fuck Yo Lawn” Girl Is Threatening To Keep Neighbors Up All Night By Revving Harley As Friends Plot To Bologna Their Cars And Egg Their House
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The other day we blogged about this 11 year old kid in Harwich who got ticketed because she kept cutting through someone else’s yard on the way to the bus stop, after repeatedly being asked to STOP cutting through the yard. The kid was clearly in the wrong, and the neighbors had every right to be upset since they’ve previously been sued by someone who was injured while walking in their yard. Her gypsy Mom defended her, and blamed the cops, the school, and the neighbors, instead of blaming her daughter who still insists she did nothing wrong.
More than anything, when you saw Mom:
You understood exactly what you were dealing with.
Anyway, she also has a stepdad who is none too pleased about this whole incident:
When the incident first happened and the neighbors went to the police, he made a post alleging that the neighbors were “bullying” his kid for asking her to stay off the lawn, and he vowed to rev his Harley outside their house while they were sleeping:
Meanwhile his friends were like, wait…..you have a kid?
Funny he should whine about bullying, because he’s one of those “pussification of America is killing Murica” people:
Some of his supporters on the echo chamber of a Facebook page said that the people who don’t want kids cutting through their property are “busybodies”
Others said that the girl did “nothing wrong”
Even though the girl readily admits she did something she was asked not to do repeatedly.
Others said that it was “classist discrimination,” and that these were the type of white she had to apologize for:
If you ever find yourself in a position where you’re apologizing for other people because they have the same skin color as you, then you’re trying too hard to prove you’re one of the “good ones,” and you’re also way too preoccupied with race. Just sayin.
As far as “classist” goes, the woman whose yard they cut across is apparently a lunch lady, who Mom (Krystal) are specifically targeting:
And everyone knows that the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the words “lunch lady” is “upper class.”
Before the story became big news his friends were urging him to contact the media, knowing they’d fall for it hook, line, and sinker:
Dad’s plan is evidently to be such an asshole to the neighbors going forward that they punch him in the face so he can have them arrested:
Some of his friends have offered to join him by bringing their bikes down to this woman’s house for the sole purpose of creating loud noises:
Others have more sinister plots including deflating their tires,
firebombing egging and tee-peeing their house, and spreading cream cheese and/or bologna on their car windows:
Others will keep it simple and message the lady to tell her what a cunt she is.
She seems nice.
Anyway, some people took issue with the fact that we called this lady a gypsy. Newsflash – this is EXACTLY what your average working class gypsy looks like in a remote Bulgarian village:
And this is what that same gypsy looks like after moving to Russia and going through a punk rock phase and reading some Antifa literature:
It’s OK though, because Mom is wicked deep and philosophical:
She has time to make herself look like the opening act at Barnum and Bailey’s, but she doesn’t have time to teach her daughter to stay off other people’s lawns. Murica.
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