Queeferino Dad Of 11 Year Old “Fuck Yo Lawn” Girl Is Threatening To Keep Neighbors Up All Night By Revving Harley As Friends Plot To Bologna Their Cars And Egg Their House

Queeferino Dad Of 11 Year Old “Fuck Yo Lawn” Girl Is Threatening To Keep Neighbors Up All Night By Revving Harley As Friends Plot To Bologna Their Cars And Egg Their House

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The other day we blogged about this 11 year old kid in Harwich who got ticketed because she kept cutting through someone else’s yard on the way to the bus stop, after repeatedly being asked to STOP cutting through the yard. The kid was clearly in the wrong, and the neighbors had every right to be upset since they’ve previously been sued by someone who was injured while walking in their yard. Her gypsy Mom defended her, and blamed the cops, the school, and the neighbors, instead of blaming her daughter who still insists she did nothing wrong.

More than anything, when you saw Mom:

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You understood exactly what you were dealing with.

Anyway, she also has a stepdad who is none too pleased about this whole incident:

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When the incident first happened and the neighbors went to the police, he made a post alleging that the neighbors were “bullying” his kid for asking her to stay off the lawn, and he vowed to rev his Harley outside their house while they were sleeping:

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Meanwhile his friends were like, wait… have a kid?

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Funny he should whine about bullying, because he’s one of those “pussification of America is killing Murica” people:

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Some of his supporters on the echo chamber of a Facebook page said that the people who don’t want kids cutting through their property are “busybodies”

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Others said that the girl did “nothing wrong”

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Even though the girl readily admits she did something she was asked not to do repeatedly.

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Others said that it was “classist discrimination,” and that these were the type of white she had to apologize for:

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If you ever find yourself in a position where you’re apologizing for other people because they have the same skin color as you, then you’re trying too hard to prove you’re one of the “good ones,” and you’re also way too preoccupied with race. Just sayin.

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As far as “classist” goes, the woman whose yard they cut across is apparently a lunch lady, who Mom (Krystal) are specifically targeting:

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And everyone knows that the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the words “lunch lady” is “upper class.”

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Before the story became big news his friends were urging him to contact the media, knowing they’d fall for it hook, line, and sinker:

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Dad’s plan is evidently to be such an asshole to the neighbors going forward that they punch him in the face so he can have them arrested:

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Some of his friends have offered to join him by bringing their bikes down to this woman’s house for the sole purpose of creating loud noises:

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Others have more sinister plots including deflating their tires, firebombing egging and tee-peeing their house, and spreading cream cheese and/or bologna on their car windows:

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Others will keep it simple and message the lady to tell her what a cunt she is.

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She seems nice.



Anyway, some people took issue with the fact that we called this lady a gypsy. Newsflash – this is EXACTLY what your average working class gypsy looks like in a remote Bulgarian village:

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And this is what that same gypsy looks like after moving to Russia and going through a punk rock phase and reading some Antifa literature:

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It’s OK though, because Mom is wicked deep and philosophical:

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She has time to make herself look like the opening act at Barnum and Bailey’s, but she doesn’t have time to teach her daughter to stay off other people’s lawns. Murica.


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46 Comment(s)
  • snow white
    September 18, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I had a brief, interesting relationship with this woman. She doesnt dress like an emo-tard anymore. Lets face it we all had a phase growing up.

    I will say this. She is incredibly sweet, but also has serious mental health and addiction issues.

    Raped, abused, psychological torment. You name it she got it. She drew all the cards of a fucked up life and she survived the best way she can. Any one of those would be enough to fuck up someones well being.

    Dont judge her too harshly. She is at her core a very compassionate person just trying to make her way in the world. I saw that spark in her.

  • itsjustme
    December 25, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    I would love an update on this story? Has she stopped going thru the yard, how many more holes has mom managed to put in her head?

    • Steve Hates
      April 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      We all went our separate ways. Had to sell the harley to pay for truck driving school. Had some good laughs at the article and all the half wits commenting on it, and death threats received. Good times.

  • Dan Druff
    June 26, 2017 at 12:50 am

    frm the 09 gazette
    • Krystal Blanchard, 26, of 21 Porter St., Taunton, was arraigned on Nov. 1 Taunton police charges of assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (pumpkin). Turcotte ordered him released on $100 cash bail and continued the case to Dec. 22.

  • WickedCrispy
    April 5, 2017 at 12:13 am

    Good fences make good neighbors.

  • Belle Ende
    March 31, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    I know some of these people personally. This is just two idiot townie families in a pissing contest. Some of this was taken from a Facebook post totally unrelated to this situation, and taken completely out of context. I can personally refute some of these comments with real evidence. Putting some of these people on blast who barely have anything to do with this is completely scummy. If anyone loses business, or gets hurt because of this post, I hope Aidan gets another lawsuit. Let the retards cull themselves. Keep honest people out of it.

  • Parents should be beaten
    March 31, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    I feel bad for the kid. Like so many other kids she has very little shot at being a decent and productive member of society. Might be mean thing to say about a kid but can’t help but think it. What a bunch of ignorant assholes the parents are. Of course there’s plenty of other morons to encourage them. Try being an adult you pieces of shit

  • J
    March 31, 2017 at 8:44 am

    My step-son is 11. He has issues because his birth dad is a twisted POS. That being said , my son tries to get away with anything he can TILL someone says the magic words. “YOUR BREAKING THE LAW”. First time little blue hair entitled shit was told to stop, it’s the same as being trespassed from the property by the police. Second time she broke the law. I’m sure she was told the cops would get involved. My kid, as much of a punk as he is, is smart enough to know “YOU”RE BREAKING THE LAW, I”M CALLING THE COPS” usually means he screwed up and is in deep shit. With me at least.
    The bigger problem here is the parents raising their kid to think she’s entitled to do what ever she wants. If she gets in trouble, dont worry, mommy and daddy with act like idiots and by making threats, get themselves arrested, and take the focus off of precious snowflake.

  • Turtlefan
    March 31, 2017 at 7:51 am

    Should’ve named him queererino, the dude is probably Alt Right.

  • Misya
    March 31, 2017 at 6:39 am

    The girl looks like midget lady from original Poltergeist

  • Rusty Lipring
    March 31, 2017 at 12:04 am

    If you are going to antagonize The Lunch Lady, you might want to advise your kiddo to look twice before taking a bite out of tomorrow’s taco.

  • John T.
    March 30, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Whoever wrote this garbage is an idiot. What kind of person would side against an 11 year old little girl? This isn’t teenage punks loitering or causing trouble, it’s an eleven year old girl WALKING THROUGH A YARD… anyone who’d agree with the author of this nonsense is an imbecile.

    • Trapper John MD
      March 31, 2017 at 10:35 am

      Bull spit. 11 year olds are tools because of their tool parents or step parents or babysitters or sperm donors or shacked up lesbian lovers acting as surrogate parents.
      Screw the no trespassing signs, put up some animal traps like the leg hold kind for beaver or bear.
      SNAP. No more trespassing.

  • whatevuh
    March 30, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    I have an idea, why don’t you all do the entire area a favor and FUCKING MOVE TO BROCKTON ?

    • Merry
      March 31, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      Mom actually comes from Brockton

  • Bill
    March 30, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Every story I read beats the next. Great job

  • Steven Stover
    March 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    I could use a yoyo string on that lip ring and get a good blow job.

  • March 30, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    1sties on mom

  • Dentists Without Borders
    March 30, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Can’t see the choppers, but have the feeling something missing. Wise to keep a open appointment.

  • B
    March 30, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    These people are so dumb. They go on Facebook to say all of the things they are going to do to the neighbor. When it happens the police will know where to go and who to arrest. Vandalism is against the law just like trespassing is you bunch of idiots!!

    • Duke Westwood
      March 30, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      Hmmm… it’s almost like they have no respect for other people’s property and rights… And, have taught that respect to their children… 😉

  • DYS-foster home
    March 30, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    They have that crazed look. Has to come from substance abuse, drinking water pollution, inbreeding, mental illness, etc.

  • me
    March 30, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    if one bad thing happens to the property owners or their property, HERE it all is for law enforcement and the courts to see. and lunch ladies? i don’t know how they are now, but when i was a kid, i loved them. they worked hard as hell and would call us terms of endearment like “shoog” and “baby.” but then again, we were served delish stuff like handmade buttermilk biscuits and peach cobbler.

    prop. owners should go see the DA and get stalking charges put on all the loser terrorists featured in this post.

  • Joe
    March 30, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    The Steve guy looks like he’s seriously retarded!

  • rides a real bike
    March 30, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    no offence to trannies, but krystal looks like an ugly tranny and her inbred husband married her cause he thought she is. same as Jamie goblin joplin

  • rides a real bike
    March 30, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    michelle saaf are you sure its not michelle staff infection

  • rides a real bike
    March 30, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    these pussys threating to do damage late at night when no one is around bunch of fucking cowards.doit so they can see you do it fucking sneaky little pussys

  • Wabbitt
    March 30, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    He seems like a real winner.

    Sad thing is – the mother might actually be less of a psycho than him. And that’s remarkable since she can’t eat without sounding like a high school janitor going through his keys.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 30, 2017 at 5:24 pm

      When she chews gum, it probably sounds like windchimes.

  • rides a real bike
    March 30, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    maybe if she stopped taking shortcuts she wouldn’t be such a sowbag

  • Not Ratchet
    March 30, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Oh, you mean Ratchet Discrimination? Yeah, sadly that’s a thing….
    wanna know how to end Ratchetism?

    Don’t be Ratchet.

    Maybe that chick can make us some bows for our new Cause.

  • rides a real bike
    March 30, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    the little d bag was trespassing and to the pussy father that’s half a Harley sportster. man up and get a real bike chump

  • mystressovmayhem
    March 30, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Good Lord! These cum guzzling velociraptors are ridiculous! I have more respect for the turd my cat just left in her box. As far as hitting the fat fuck, I would do it gladly and take the wrap with a smile!

  • Talisman
    March 30, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Hand fulls of caltrops down the road would squelch that party. After that, wire at low level can dissuade two wheel transport from being ridden. Higher works best, but then you get into the whole head bouncing down the street scenario that the cops really frown on.

  • Cocomom
    March 30, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    What is happening to our country? This isn’t complicated. It’s called ‘Trespassing’.. Your offspring is on property that doesn’t belong to her, it belongs to someone else. Those people don’t want her there. Stay away. End of F’n story.

    • Talisman
      March 30, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      Yeah, those pesky laws don’t apply to people who think others rights aren’t as important as theirs. Especially when it’s their convenience that’s being undermined by your silly privilege. That’s what it’s come to with the decades long promotion of a narcissistic, pop-culture society and the advent of social media as a conduit for the shitbaggery.

    • Tom S.
      March 31, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      That would be the sane and mature response. But after looking at the pictures we can pretty much rule out sanity and maturity.

  • JoeMomma
    March 30, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Put up a no trespassing sign. Next time the wench steps on the property, shoot the bitch

    • Johnny Cock-ring
      March 30, 2017 at 1:14 pm

      And go to jail for murder. You smaht.

      Let’s kill an 11 year old because she’s got bad upbringing.

      • Mike Duecaca
        March 30, 2017 at 8:26 pm

        Well it would save us future welfare benefits…

      • JoeMomma
        March 31, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        Just say I though it was one of the killer clowns that you see on the news. I feared for my life….self defense

  • Strata
    March 30, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Steve & his fellow moron posters , unhappy with their lives, bitter people that are so miserable they want to make others miserable. Thanks TB for exposing these losers. Instead of simply holding accountable asking their kid not to do something they shouldn’t (been nicely warned many times), they come up with dumb ideas to menace innocent people. Hope you enjoy your crappy lives.

    • March 31, 2017 at 8:17 pm

      This is actually fucking hilarious… isn’t there enough real fake news for you uptight closet ass-lickers to preach about? I know these people and they’re beautifully cynical, and getting a kick out of this entire thing. Miserable? Only as much as anyone else. I kinda drop into your bucket here I suppose, but all this time on ‘losers’ makes you wonder who the real ones are…

  • ZephyrCat
    March 30, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    What’s a scilencer? Always enjoy stupid people attempting to be smart.

    • Jennifer
      March 30, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      I’m baffled also lol

  • Mark D
    March 30, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    What a bunch of fat losers

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