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R Smelly Out On Bail After Latest Rape Charge From Manchester Bar Tells The Hater He’s Gonna Bang Their Sister, Says He Dindu Nuffin Because The Victim Wanted His Dirty Spam Javelin


Union LeaderA city man has been charged with five counts of aggravated rape after a woman alleged she was locked in the restroom of a downtown bar and attacked earlier this month. Kyshawn Ross, 41, allegedly assaulted the woman sometime after 11 p.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 3, after she went into the ladies’ room at the Central Ale House to find a quiet place to make a telephone call, Manchester police wrote in an affidavit filed in Hillsborough County Superior Court. The victim, identified in court papers by her initials, spoke to Officer Patrick Colburn at Catholic Medical Center, where she went within hours to report the alleged attack.

Police arrested Ross as he walked out of Club ManchVegas on Old Granite Street in the early morning hours of Sept. 6. Following an arrest-related search, they also charged him with cocaine possession. Ross, who has been jailed since his arrest, was scheduled to appear at Hillsborough County Superior Court for an evidentiary hearing Thursday. Following a hushed bench conference between the public defender, the prosecutor and Judge Amy Messer, bail for Ross was set at $1,000 cash by agreement, with a curfew and restrictions to stay away from the victim, Central Ale House and other bars.

Hillsborough County Attorney Michael Conlon said his office had initially convinced the judge to deny Ross for dangerousness as his criminal history included a rape charge in New York. Conlon said he couldn’t explain why a cash bail was set instead, but he said Manchester police were aware.

I see Manchvegas has really cleaned out the trash after Juicin Jeremy got a woman killed there in March.

Why is this serial rapist free on $1,000 cash bail right now? Why would the DA’s office agree to that? Oh right, he’s a snitch. Sure, he’s probably gonna rape again, but it will be worth it because he’ll give up more dirt on other scumbags who will then be given sweetheart deals to get the guy above them too. Makes sense.

If you wanna see what an unrepentent rapist’s Facebook page looks like while he’s out on bail, head on over to Mr. Dirty Dick’s page to see what an abortion of a human being he is. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is.

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Every. Single. Time.

But you get extra hoodbooger points if you have it different styles.

His closet at home consists entirely of wife beaters, chains, flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, roofies, and Hennessy.

Shockingly he also subscribes to the hoodrat/”I don’t need no man cuz it’s me and Jayden against the world” creed.

Sorry homeslice, but you’re about to find out that not only is the Internet gonna judge the shit out of your rapey ways, but so is the judge and jury.

You’d think that being arrested for rape, after fleeing another state after a rape charge, moving to New Hampshire, and getting five charges for rape against him, he’d keep a low profile on social media.

Not this ignorant mother fucker though. He just can’t help himself from spewing ghetto discharge all over the Facebook machine. Here’s a sampling of some of things he’s shared about his upcoming trial, the victim, and anyone who doubts his innocence.


“Ya daugher like it in the bathroom.”

Definitely a smart thing to post on your wide open Facebook page after being charged with 5 counts of aggravated rape.

What’s really disgusting are all of the beat up tunaflap sandwiches who are defending him.

Oh, she’s been on his Snapchat, therefore he’s allowed to rape her. Good comment twittle twat.

Yea based on the things he says about women he sure seems like a stand up guy. I’m sure this is a big misunderstanding. Totally doesn’t give off a R Kelly vibe at all .

When this is the gutter sludge that’s defending you.

You’re probably guilty as sin.

Then there’s Ronnie Machos.

Yea, there is a reason why he’s out Ronnie – he’s a snitch. And although no one is doubting his ability to dump a load of baby batter in the fattest ass he can find on any given night, this doesn’t actually make him a great father. Dude has to put “My baby momma’s name is” tags on his crotch fruits on the rare occasion in which he actually sees them.

Again, when the guy who has your back is a junkie who once called the cops and falsely reporter a shooting at 2 AM for no particular reason….

…you’re probably guilty as sin.

His other side ho’s are telling him to sue the victim for deformation, and his reason for not doing so is because they have no money.

“This is completely not the chup I know.”

Congratulations on not being raped by him yet.

Others weren’t nearly as surprised that he was arrested.


Anyway, if R Smelly wants to come on the live show tomorrow night I’m sure Unc would love to have him on. Seems like it would be a good opportunity to explain the many ways he dindu nuffin.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Ok Sarah Rutherford
    March 28, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Sarah Rutherford wishes that was her ass! Girl please, you’re a short, chubby, toneless , out of shape moron. Where did you get that pic, google?

  • Chatter
    October 19, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Don’t be afraid to call a spade a spade

  • Dr. Ed
    October 19, 2019 at 11:30 am

    I can’t get over all the White trash sluts who claim to know how bad he is yet continue to hang out with him. At some point, you gotta ask….

  • Travis Rearick
    shifty adam stiff
    October 18, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    I think that was a fucking record for the amount of bulls crap in a single post. If he likes the fucking place so much why doesn’t he fucking go to Chicago, oh that’s right he’ll just be murdered by another fucking ape boy… nut up bitch I’ll buy you a bus ticket

  • Russmo
    October 18, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    If your going to snort coke with this ape you better go first
    Look at the fucking nose on him

  • Russmo
    October 18, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Negroes wonder why when they move to s neighborhood all the white people flee

  • Azzzz
    October 18, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I was almost raped by a man who looks exactly like this dude!!! R.Kellys think bc they have a decent size dinky do that they are somehow doing women everywhere a service by being agressive with the D offering. So long story short….a smoke session got creepy real quick and I was stupid for even going inside with R.Kelly. once he couldnt take a hint, I got on my cellphone (eventhough it was dead) and said “Yeah Tell everyone where I am and I’ll be there in 10 min” so mofo knew that people knew where I was. Guess what? EXACTLY one week later…..he raped a girl and left her butt ass naked and threw her out of his car on the street. Yes true story. Hes STILL in jail and I still get quivers when I see R.Kellys like this. Fkn gross.

    • Smoke session with a scum bag
      October 18, 2019 at 9:16 pm

      “I was stupid” Yes indeed you were. What a harrowing experience you endured. So glad you survived a totally avoidable negative outcome! Society is totes better off you’re still among us, unsullied.

    • Mussolini
      October 19, 2019 at 12:08 pm

      Just remember the old saying: around blacks never relax

    • Russmo
      October 19, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      Azz You got what you deserved
      Fucking around with an ape
      You douchebag
      The only thing that’s gross is your breath

  • Cheddah
    October 18, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Even though this story should upset everyone, I’m optimistic that this lowlife’s time is coming..
    I’m pretty sure that by now there are enough criminals and ex-cons out there spread out that follow this website. Enough criminals to expose this piece of shit to the underworld that he’s a rapist and a snitch.. Since he seems to serve little time every time he gets locked up, maybe he’ll soon be shot up out there on the streets or knifed up in prison.. It’s sort of like a criminal eco-system working for the people..

  • Chip Striker
    October 18, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Filthy animal.

  • Y
    October 18, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Bike thieves represent 13% of the population, yet they commit over 50% of the violent crime.

    • Y
      October 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

      A little back story on bike thieves.

  • Russmo
    October 18, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    He looks like he just escaped from the franklin park zoo

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    October 18, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Dats my boi.
    I certainly wont prosecute.

  • Captain Trips
    Abe Lincoln
    October 18, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Thank goodness the slaves were freed. They’ve contributed so much to society since

  • kunta kinte
    October 18, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    “it’s tuff being a Black in America”…
    lol….what a moron.
    maybe, just maybe it would not be as tough if you black “men” actually valued education, did not try to recreate your tribal ancestry in the 21st century (well, most of Afrikka has never really…I guess you can take them out of the jungle…) by being barbaric primitives…
    Put the dope down, stop trying to be “rappers”-pick up a book and get a job.
    Stop beating your wives and girlfriends, stick around to PROPERLY raise your kids..
    stop glorifying being “gangsta’s”…
    then maybe you will be ready to be part of civilization and truly be a “man”

  • Fuck Pig
    October 18, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    WTF is the big deal here?? Kyshawn’s really a good guy….not his fault, he just got mixed up with the wrong crowd. If he had only associated with another group of fucking degenerate, psychopathic, low IQ, ghetto trash, fucking welfare collecting, government tit-sucking, motherfucking cocksucking pieces of fucking armadillo shit, he would have never got caught up in this misunderstanding.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 18, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    “Why is this serial rapist free on $1,000 cash bail right now?” Because this is what liberal democrat judges do.This is want you want. This is what you voted for. Being a woke SJW has consequences.

    October 18, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    He’s wearing a NASA shirt. He should be charged with cultural appropriation as well.

    • lol..I saw that
      October 18, 2019 at 6:02 pm

      how much do you want to bet he has no idea what the acronym stands for?
      The closest he has come to NASA is when we shot those monkeys into space…

      • NASA
        October 18, 2019 at 6:15 pm


  • Unfortunate looking
    October 18, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Not exactly a looker is he?

  • Said Nobody
    October 18, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    I’m so surprised

  • Kyshawn
    October 18, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Bang the white bitch on the sink he got da pussy on tap .This nukkas got mold growing on his face is it because he black?

  • You had me at flat brimmed Bulls hat!
    October 18, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Every single time! You have made me a believer, it’s not a fluke.

  • Crispy C
    October 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Great this gutterslug has already reproduced three times. I’m sure he’s a great dad… I can’t wait to see what honorable members of society they become!

    He’s obviously a sociopath, he knows the chicks only want drugs from him then acts like his spam javelin is special and all the girls want it.

    Kyshawn you never had a chance in life and you just created three more lives with no chance. I’m sorry you never knew what a normal, productive life was like.

  • Mr. Arkadin
    October 18, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    OOoooooh, he so hansume…!

    What the FUCK is that growth sprouting out of it’s face? It’s like a fucking potato[e] that’s gone all rotten, you know, with the eyes and shit growing all which-a-way when they go bad?


  • JDC
    October 18, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Where is he from originally? It has to be Dorchester or Brockton. All of these people are just gross. It has ruined Manchester. Gangbangers in NH?

    • Mussolini
      October 18, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      Africa. He needs to go back.

      • Mr. Arkadin
        October 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm


        Bastard, ya beat me to it.

      • Crispy C
        October 18, 2019 at 4:16 pm

        I think he has the actual continent of Africa on his face and he calls it his nose.

        • Mr. Arkadin
          October 18, 2019 at 4:30 pm

          I was gonna add that yeah, them nostrils are quite the “bull” variety. He could open a vintage bottle of Coca-Cola with them flaring nares, Jesus.

          Someone get a big brass knocker to hang in them jawns, yo.

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