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Race-Baiting Bigot Concocts Wild Conspiracy Theory After We Wrote About Her Lunatic Friend’s Vendetta Against Pawtucket Police, Uses Children To Maliciously Further Her Agenda

A couple weeks ago, we introduced you to Lynn Farinelli, a Pawtucket woman whose hobbies include making borderline terroristic threats online, burying her city Solicitor in endless paperwork, trying to doxx the officers at her local PD, avoiding her multiple warrants for Restraining order violations, and looking a lot like indie film director Michael Moore.



Very shortly after the blog dropped, Ms. Farinelli locked her Facebook page up tighter than Fort Knox, which frankly is probably a good thing. By all appearances her social media presence was just a vehicle to threaten and intimidate city employees, police officers and her victim anyway. So her friend, partner in crime and fellow lunatic with an equal penchant for threats and public menace stepped in to speak for her and concoct an insane conspiracy theory. Meet “Khryrstyne” Bento, Lynn Farinelli’s angry and unhinged race-baiting buddy.


Let’s take a look at what we’re dealing with here, shall we?


Much like Lynn, “Khrytstyne” posts a lot about how she hates the police and anyone in authority, while preaching the need for complete transparency.


Which is probably why she apparently was conspiring with Farinelli to literally doxx officers and their families, because….reasons.


And also, much like Farinelli, “Khrystyne” is full of horse shit and hypocrisy and holds herself to a much lesser standard of honesty and decency. For starters, her name is not “Khrystyne”. It’s Cristina M. Bento, and name changes such as this are enough to raise an eyebrow, at the very least.


Why the smoke and mirrors, Christina?

Christina also has presented herself as running a legitimate non-profit organization, The Unity Project, for the past several years, and solicits donations for said charity work.


But….I think we know where this is going.

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She never filed an annual report, and subsequently was revoked.





That’s pretty naughty, Ms. Bento. Makes the newest nonprofit she is involved with look pretty suspicious by association.


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Given the penchant for making violent threats against other community members and even children that Cristina has in common with Lynn Farinelli, I don’t know that she’s the person best suited to spread the word of God or teach children anything, to be honest.


Wow, I can really feel the spirit of Christ within her from way over here.


Unlike Lynn Farinelli, however, Cristina sees racism everywhere. Which may be due in large part to the fact that she has to be one of the most racist people I’ve ever gawked at over the internet.


And sexist, too.


So now we have a clearer picture of the type of person who would respond to a blog written about her friend that merely highlighted some of her own social media posts, in her own words. Yes, Lynn looked crazy in it. We didn’t make that happen, though. She did that all on her own. And when you immediately start with stuff like this, Cristina:


So do you.

Cristina apparently believes that we are in some sort of collusion with the Pawtucket Police to carry out a plot to make her crazy friend look crazy,


by….forcing her to write incoherent, menacing and threat-laden Facebook posts? I don’t know, it’s hard to unpack all this, to be honest. The staggering lack of self-reflection and insight it takes to be completely oblivious to one’s public image is on full display here. We didn’t have to conspire with any police department, homegirl. Your friend has been documenting her own derangement, in public, all over the internet, for years. Nobody needs to go digging up insider information – it was all laid out on a silver platter by a woman who associates with no less than 3 people I personally despise. And now, Cristina, you make 4. Congratulations, cunt.


It’s been over a week, and still no video evidence of this grand scheme as promised, however. I’m honestly a little disappointed, but then again….I must be a hard part to cast. Keep trying, ladies. You may get there some day.

Cristina has a perfectly rational response to the conspiracy she has cooked up in her head – attack strangers near her shitty rented apartment building on sight, and let her friends and families members bleed to death in the streets.


Because “safety first”, of course. Totally sane stuff here.

Today Bento reached a new level of reprehensible today, though. In her crusade against the Pawtucket Police, she dragged two Tolman High School students into an online attack leveled at vilifying and discrediting SRO Baino.


This is the racist hate crime in question right here:


Ok, then. Sure thing. Definitely something to stir up outrage over, totally reasonable. Especially because the two girls in question weren’t phased in the least, and as two “minority students” (of course she had to lead with that, as opposed to, I don’t know – successful, intelligent, driven young ladies), see nothing racist, malicious or concerning in their school resource officer.



Wow. Real scathing indictment we have here. This woman is clearly always right on the money, and so shrewd and effective. I’m terrified that she’s declared “war”. It’s been real folks!

32 Comment(s)
    March 6, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    First bucket boy now this ratchet madness favorite sea cow.does anyone in pawtucket have a full set of fucking teeth???

  • Conspiracy tear-e
    January 12, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    It’s Rosie Ho’Donnell

  • sarah
    January 10, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    Bris, I know the only reason you get to write is because you are so wonderful!

  • Cheesemo
    January 10, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    You can bet this fat greaseball cunt never paid a penny in taxes in her life
    Let’s hope diabetes and heart disease or gonnareah takes her soon

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 9, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    I used to fuck ugly whores who…just kidding. I don’t bang browns

  • Timothy J. Fudd
    January 9, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Who is Timothy J. Fudd, Jr. Is he related to Elmer?

  • Paige Doyle
    January 9, 2020 at 11:22 am

    I have just the program for her to lose all those unwanted pounds. Just have SNAP send me 2k for a months supply of our pre packaged, plant based meals. And you can get them at Davio’s too.

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 9, 2020 at 10:43 am

    “When the Pawt pussy patrol union president works with online bloggers to harass taxpayers”

    A) You’re the one harassing people, you stupid, loud-mouthed land whale.

    B) You’ve never paid a penny in tax in your life, you bone-idle bitch.

    C) Just fuck right off.

    Hope that’s not too technical.


  • Trevor Noah
    January 9, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Nothing to see here.

  • Renfro
    January 9, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Two big fat lesbian lovers
    They need to wear gas masks when they go down on each other

  • Franklin Pierce
    January 9, 2020 at 8:49 am

    Can you imagine the stench of the snatch of these two big fat douchebags on a warm summer day

    • Dick Scratcher
      January 9, 2020 at 10:46 am

      I’ve just been a bot sick in my mouth at the thought.


  • dr. fill
    January 9, 2020 at 8:36 am

    Poor people hate anyone in position of authority because they have no one else to blame their failures on. LOL @ poor people.

  • Not today, nope.
    January 9, 2020 at 4:25 am

    This one is so deserving of a tooling of the stool but Khrystynal Meth makes a professional want to bang in sick if they want to stay well.
    Spending all of her time sitting like she does, parting the bum cheeks is probably similar in appearance to disassembling a grilled cheese sandwich with a smell like sardines charred on a hot plate.

    • Captain Trips
      January 9, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      That was a literary masterpiece!

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 9, 2020 at 1:24 am

    part of her real ‘identity’ is Cape Verdean Sapphic, and her ‘In Unity’ did not appear to include the people of the United States, y’know, others than her victimized tribe. she also sounds like an abutting neighbour, to boot ($49.95)

  • Dees nutz
    January 8, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    She has no job. Check! No life. Check! Madd kids from many deadbeat dads that want nothing to do with her. Check! Spends all her time online. Check! On top of that spends that time complaining that her life is the fault of others. Check! Lets see. All signs of being a lazy, good for nothing, waste of space and time, useless waste on society. All around degenerate. I am honestly sorry bristol had to waste her time on writing the piece on this psycho ho beast. We would be better off without her wasting our tax dollars and oxygen. I am ashamed that she can claim to be an american.

  • Finn
    January 8, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Krustyne (spelling stays),

    Unbeweavable. You are dumb as a box of rocks. Trying spending less time studying the Wendy’s Late Night menu and more time with a dictionary.

    Get Fucked,

  • ChipChipperson
    January 8, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Fat women have no use on this earth except for practice fucking and it makes them descend into insanity and conspiracy theories.

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 9, 2020 at 1:22 am

      trans fatty women are now the choice squabs for Black men to pig out on.

  • faggot detector
    January 8, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    I’ve seen that fat wildabeast on a FISTING website on the interwebs

  • Greta
    January 8, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is Pawtucket and crazies and scammers. How dare you!

    • Dinto Nuffin
      February 20, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      Do not feed the animals

  • F*U
    January 8, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Another fat Hispanic smelly layabout talking shit to feel better about her pathetic go nowhere life. Hey Queen de la hood: when you call the cops with your head staved in from a beat down from the 3rd floor I hope they don’t come.

  • Judge dread
    January 8, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    These are the first people who are going to be planted when civil war 2.0 happens, say people who aren’t me. Pay these idiots no mind.

  • WeBe Fugged
    January 8, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    The scholarship winners need remedial english lessons.

  • BitchTits
    January 8, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Ok, I don’t fucking get it. What’s up with the photoshopped heads on the two teen girls? Where did that come from? I don’t get that part.

  • I A Boss And A Bitch I Make Whores Move
    January 8, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Dis crack whore needs to move to Nigeria with crack whore prostitute druggie low life uneducated Cardi B

  • Nah
    January 8, 2020 at 5:51 pm


  • The angry taint
    January 8, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    sorry those are 2 completely different women which makes this story confusing, do fucking better UTB!

    • The angry taint
      January 8, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      my bad i had to re-read this twice to understand who was who and realize the taint was errant in his previous post. I humbly beg for forgiveness…

  • Hate Dindus
    January 8, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Ape slut. There’s a gorilla loose from the zoo!

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