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Rapey Manuel Lucero Was Arrested On Outstanding Warrants, Faces More Charges, Is Being Extradited To Worcester Because He Chose To Poke The Turtle


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42 Comment(s)
  • Silencio Dogood
    July 23, 2019 at 3:23 am

    I never forget people who have wronged me…

    It’s written into our Irish dna.

  • Big Wick
    July 22, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Be careful, be very careful with this dude. Despite seemingly making a critical mistake in attempting to make your life legally miserable (i.e., faking messages and then filing a harassment charge), he is undoubtedly smart enough with electronic systems and software, and might just be playing a long game. His eyes are almost Bundy-esque. He may be no serial killer – yet – but I’d bet my left nut that his shenanigans are far from over.
    Be careful, be very careful.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 23, 2019 at 3:25 am

      Disagree on this one.

      He’s a keyboard-warrior pussy who is so insecure he writes Star Trek stories about himself.
      If he came to my door I’d shout “Boo!” in his face and kick him in the cunt and the little toad would run screaming and crying down the street.

      It’s not a double bluff where he wanted to be caught and returned to Mass.
      He really is that stupid that he thought that violating his parole would be OK. He’s a moron.

      • Big Wick
        July 23, 2019 at 11:18 am

        For the sake of TBS and AK, Dick, I do hope you’re right and I’m wrong. I know, I know, “How stupid can he really be?” comes to mind, but I just have a feeling… I’ll scratch it myself, thank you very much. 🙂 In any case, he’s surely an early candidate for Ratchet Madness 2020 Sweet Sixteen, and I eagerly await updates.

        July 26, 2019 at 10:13 am


        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          July 26, 2019 at 11:19 am

          Well, that was easy.

          Do you often have those sorts of thoughts about strangers and then commit them to the internet forever?
          I would seek psychiatric help, or failing that do pop round to mine for a nice cup of tea and a kick in the cunt.


  • AaA
    July 22, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    idiot is so stupid he don’t read the fine print on them fake phone apps — they will cooperate with law enforcement. and them fake apps are easily traced.
    you can make a call pretend like it’s coming from any phone number. if you have a contact saved let’s say, “123-456-789” is the phone # saved as “MOM” and you use an app to make it look like it came from “Mom’s” number, it will show up as “123-446-7890” and not “MOM”

  • Judge dread
    July 22, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    This is really fucked up. He poked the turtle, I can understand shit talking on the net. That’s where it should have ended. But no he escalated it. Thursday was on of the most intense podcast uncle did. I was listening to it driving out to rye beach I was like holy shit.

    i told my friend that this convicted rapist will go to jail. and he did. He was picking on your wife and one year old child. I told my friend I told her “this guy is going to jail”. 3 days later boom.

    Us Marshall’s bitch!!!!

    Don’t fuck with people’s family and don’t poke the turtle.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 22, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    We all know spics are the dumbest people on the planet but this asshole takes the tortilla

    • AaA
      July 22, 2019 at 9:17 pm

      don’t say shit like that. no one who supports turtleboy would call someone a spic. you are a planted social justice warrior trying to set up the blog. don’t poke the turtle.

      • Spic Tormentor
        July 24, 2019 at 3:38 pm

        Wrong faggot.

        Anyone who supports turtleboy would not try to silence someone else’s free speech.

        Spics are trash

  • Stiff Pete
    July 22, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Every time i see this kids picture.
    Webster comes to mind.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 22, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Too bad he wasn’t extradited to Mexico

  • TB bras and Supports
    July 22, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    And I was waiting for Clerk Madden to return my email.
    I applaud you, but I think you owe your supporters a hand in this. They love you and stepped up to the plate for you.

    July 22, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Big deal ya all seem to forget this is Mass, he’ll be walking the streets looking for the Turtle 2 hrs after he lands at logan…….

  • gitty
    July 22, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    How’s that Facebook lawsuit going?

  • Snarf
    July 22, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I hate TBSNews. I’d rather read it here.

  • JoeMomma
    July 22, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Wait till he gets to prison. He will find out how quickly you can go from rapist to rape victim.

  • Kim Wescott
    July 22, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Well, THAT was fast!

    Great job, Unk. At least he won’t be in Judge let-em-walk Walker’s court.

    • Nadia Yenraek
      Nadia Yenraek
      July 22, 2019 at 5:06 pm

      Kenton-Walker signed the warrant, stupid

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        July 22, 2019 at 6:50 pm

        I’ve just signed your “Off you fuck” warrant.

        Now please follow all the instructions on it.

        Spoiler alert – there’s only one instruction, you Milky cunt.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 22, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    It never ceases to amaze me at just how they get stupider and stupider every week…

  • MrSmiley
    July 22, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    Back to the annex with you ripppaaaaah!!!!

  • Sadder
    July 22, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    “Are there sadder words in the English language than:

    “Extradited To Worcester””

    I own a house in worcester

    • WorsterSlum
      July 22, 2019 at 3:27 pm

      Worcester is the armpit of the world. along with Lawrence, Lowell, Brockton, Chelsea, Fall River, Springfield, Fitchburg, Everett/Revere, and most of Boston.

      • Nancy No-It-All
        July 22, 2019 at 6:46 pm

        You forgot South Attleboro, Spencer, and Whitinsville.

      • Don’t Forget Us
        July 22, 2019 at 8:58 pm

        What about Malden and Chelsea?

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    July 22, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    That’s going to be a long, slow and hot bus ride.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 22, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Perfect comeuppance for a retard.

  • ADAM
    July 22, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    I want to go to worcester to go get my hershey kiss.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    July 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    No arrest report or anything? Hopefully, we’ll learn more in the near future.

  • Dont Push Turtle Cause He's Close To The Edge
    July 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Awe too bad, stick up kid look what you done did got set up for an 8 year bid

  • Dont Push Turtle Cause Hes Vlose To The Edge
    July 22, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Awe too bad, stick up kid ook what you done did got set up for an 8 year bid.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    July 22, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Welcome to “Woostah”.

    You have the right to remain silent.

    • Judge dread
      July 22, 2019 at 2:28 pm

      Dollah twenty five their pop.

  • Judge dread
    July 22, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    This is the best news I heard all day. DONT POKE THE TURTLE.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 22, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      Amen, Brother Dreddy.

      These cunts need to learn that sooner or later justice will prevail.

  • Mike
    July 22, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Not a brilliant guy.

  • randiguy2006
    July 22, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Are there sadder words in the English language than:

    “Extradited To Worcester”

    • war
      July 26, 2019 at 10:17 am

      You couldn’t possibly be in a worse place than Worcester. Most people there commit crimes because jail is 100x better than that living hell.

    • scottish
      July 26, 2019 at 10:19 am

      BTW idiot, the proper term is RAPO not RAPEY. Dumbass irish. What are the best 10 years in an irishmans life? 5th grade.

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