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Ratchet Who Claims To Have Lawyer To Sue Turtleboy Contacts Attorney Richard N. Vulva, While Fitchburg Ratchet Claims Attorney Is Drafting Civil And Criminal Charges Against Turtleboy

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The other day we published this story about a Fitchburg woman named Tori who suggested that Fitchburg State basketball star Kewan Platt was somewhat justified in violently assaulting Nichols player Nate Tanaglia in a now viral video because Tanaglia called him the n word right before the assault.

You tell me where in this video he called him the n word.

Must’ve missed it. Because anyone can clearly see from that video that Platt was frustrated that he missed a three pointer and didn’t get a phantom foul call on Tanaglia.

Often when people get called out for being lying, race baiting frauds, they run and hide in shame. That’s the smart thing to do. The alternative, and much more fun thing to do though is the infamous Richard N. Vulva lawsuit.

Keep in mind, Kewan Platt has apologized and never mentioned anything about being called the n word. She insists that he is not being truthful.

This is the racist white boy who allegedly yelled the n word in front of a bunch of fans, and 7 other black players on the court, and somehow no one noticed or did anything except for Kewan.

Oh yea, that happened.

If Tori wants to come on the live show tomorrow night at 9 PM she’s more than welcome to. She says she can’t afford a sitter, even though she doesn’t need one since we’re gonna call her either way, and you should probably have your kids in bed by then anyway. Just sayin.

BTW, this is hardly our only Internet lawsuit this week. We’ve gotten a bunch of them, starting with some chick who just realized that SSTG screenshotted her talking about the benefits of smoking pot while pregnant…..18 months ago!! She claims we photoshopped her own words, and that she had a lawyer named Randy Zelin who would be “contacting you regarding my behalf.”

Very rarely do they actually list a lawyer, so you know she meant business. Especially since Randy Zelin practices out of New York city and has such stellar Google reviews.

I wonder how lawyers feel when ratchets claim that they’ve hired them, when in fact they have not. Because shortly after the blog about her Internet lawsuit was published she then contacted…….

Attorney Richard N. Vulva!!

Reached out to Randy Zelin to make sure we’re together on procedural issues.

The Facebook Forensic Comments Team.

CSI Vulva.

Michael Hunt.

Touche Vulva. Touche.

Hey Samantha, if you’d like to come on the Live show tomorrow and explain your case to us and give Bret, Uncle Turtleboy, and me a piece of your mind, you are hereby formally invited.

9 Comment(s)
  • I am jack’s complete lack of surprise
    November 18, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    What a moron. She can’t even determine she was trolled hardcore. Michael Hunt should have been a dead give away. Of course she had a kid. I’m sure she has housing vouchers, ebt, Obama phone, utility assistance, you name it.

    • I am jack’s raging bile duct
      November 18, 2018 at 4:56 pm

      Oh yah she’s going into the medical industry aka LNA. The female rachet occupation of choice so they can steal seniors pain meds and benzos.

  • Judge dread
    November 18, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    Using technology we’ve never seen before


  • Bill Clinton
    November 18, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    I love women like this. They believe you when you tell them “dont worry i won’t come in your mouth”

  • Cindy Boohoo
    November 17, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    Pro boner!!!! This stupid bitch didn’t get it at all. It took her way too long to realize. This is hilarious!!!!!! Just because she has one child doesn’t mean she was only pregnant once, she looks as if she uses abortion as her number one birth control method and “going into the medical field” my ass. What a dumb twat!!!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    November 17, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Stupid fucking twat !

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    November 17, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED that these morons can figure out how to put a Lightning connector in the right way.

    “pro-boner”? pfffffft! Crap, I’m gonna need a new keyboard…

  • True Reality Speaks
    imagine How Her Teachers Feel
    November 17, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Gawd these kids are dumb!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    November 17, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    I’m dying!!!

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