The dog was only trying to keep her from embarrassing herself.
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Some things you just can’t unsee. Like this cheesehog, Deanna Beaucher
She’s an aspiring firefighter and paramedic from Arlington
who enjoys doing a little clothed pussy poppin’ for the Facebook machine:
Not even 5 seconds in and WHAM! Rover comes over to stop Deanna the newly minted Buffet Slayer from making a bad decision and how does she repay him?
With a knuckle sandwich. Poor pooch.
Not one to let four-legged interlopers kill her vibe, this fupaslothamus soldiers on, poppin’ that pussy to the left
And everywhere in between
Hollaaaaaa. Them wood paneled walls are dope, btw. Brings me back to the 80s with my tan floral print, velour couch. #reminisce
Don’t hate, you know you had one, too.
Now while this video isn’t really much more than embarrassing (ASIDE from slapping her dog – that’s a no-no, Deanna!) we were intrigued. Who is Deanna? Why does she think she’s a pussy poppin’ hoodbunny when she lives in one of the whitest ‘burbs in the greater Boston area?
Oh, OK then. She actually made Mass Most Wanted.
Looks like this laardvark is actually ratchet as fuck with a rap sheet that rivals most inner-city creature features here at TB. She tried to run over a Watertown cop in a parking garage because she had a stack of warrants as thick as her head apparently is and didn’t wanna get hauled in. Yeah, that always seems to work out well.
Malicious destruction of property – kicked in a door and dumped some bro’s poor crotchrocket.
Trying to enter random homes around suburbia
Once again arrested for malicious destruction of property, larceny, and another tri-pack o’ warrants.
And popped at the Best Western in Waltham (hooker haven) with not one, two, three, or four warrants… but five!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner – I think that’s the most warrants I’ve ever seen someone hauled in on in one TB post.
As you can see, Deanna wasn’t always a cheesehog. She used to be a rave/club kid and was emaciated, as the lifestyle typically calls for.
Peace, love, and MDMA my dudes
In addition to her club kid days, it’s alleged that Deanna was also a stripper. You be the judge from this video:
A for effort on the landscape recording… except now you’re sideways you fuckin’ fupasloth.
Anyway, she’s probably a daytime girl, though.
And like the other video, the highlight comes within the first five seconds:
Maybe now she can add “plumber” to her repertoire behind ‘Mass Most Wanted career criminal and ratchetacular hoodbunny’