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Ray Pork Asks Judge For New Court Date So He Can Try Out For Vancouver Canucks After He Was Kicked Out Of Salisbury Strip Club, Smeared Feces In Cell, Tried To Fight Cop

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Ray Pork Asks Judge For New Court Date So He Can Try Out For Vancouver Canucks After He Was Kicked Out Of Salisbury Strip Club, Smeared Feces In Cell, Tried To Fight Cop







Newburyport NewsA New Hampshire man, who claimed in court Monday that he was a professional hockey player looking to make a Vancouver Canucks farm team, was ordered held on $500 cash bail after his arrest Sunday during an altercation at a Salisbury strip club.  Kevin J. Corbin Jr., 33, of Stratham asked Judge Peter Doyle to push back his next appearance in Newburyport District Court until February so he could travel to Idaho and play for the Sun Valley Suns hockey team. He was charged with resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and malicious destruction of property. Doyle said February was too far in the future and ordered Corbin to return to Newburyport on Nov. 29 for a pretrial hearing. Doyle also allowed to stand a $500 cash bail issued by Salisbury police following Corbin’s arrest.

Corbin had made overtures to reach a plea agreement with an Essex County prosecutor but then turned down the offer when he learned he would be sentenced to 18 months of probation and possible jail time if he violated probation. The details of the prosecutor’s offer were included in a court document.  Salisbury police responded to Kittens Gentlemen’s Club on Sunday shortly after midnight to help management remove what they described as an unruly patron, according to court records. When police arrived, several Kittens employees were escorting Corbin outside when he began struggling with them.  


Kevin J. Corbin Jr. is everything you dreamed he would be and more:

Does this look like the kind of guy who won’t be trying out for a NHL team in Idaho during the middle of the hockey season?

What professional sports franchise isn’t looking to add a 33 year old washed up swamp donkey to join their team halfway through the season? Sorry your honor, but he just doesn’t have time to come back for these frivolous court appearances. Too busy getting that Stanley Cup, nah mean?

That was just the beginning though….

Salisbury police Officer Timothy Rivet intervened and placed Corbin against a parked car while he tried to handcuff him. Corbin was combative but Rivet was able to place the handcuffs on him. Corbin then screamed that he wanted to fight with the Kittens security staff as well as tussle with the officer.  “During transport back to the Salisbury Police Department, Corbin began stating how he wants to fight me and take the cuffs off. He is a mixed martial artist and hope he sees me in the streets. I advised him that what he was saying would be documented in my report,” Rivet wrote.

Oh snap!!! He does MMA. I bet you this Obaphones Jones has at least 5 or 6 Tapout shirts too.

Then he put on a show at the Salisbury Police Station too:

At the police station, Corbin continued to be uncooperative and appeared to be suicidal, police said. That prompted Rivet and Officer Richard Dellaria to remove much of his clothing to keep him safe and then place him in a cell. Inside the cell, Corbin flooded the toilet and smeared urine and feces on a security camera.  “Needless to say, after Kevin was released, 24 Trauma Cleaning Service needed to respond to the station to clean and disinfect the entire cell area,” Rivet wrote in his report.

Smearing his feces, flooding the toilet, and requiring the “Trauma Cleaning Service” to come in the next day at the taxpayer’s expense. Just another night out at the strip club for Sad Marchand!!

On top of being an aspiring NHL superstar and a MMA killing machine, he’s also a football stud who stars for……some team:

As you can see he’s even got the captain’s C stitched onto his jersey, so he’s real deal certified.

And if you play for a rival squad, don’t even try talking shit on his Facebook page, because he will bury you with screenshots.

Good thing he didn’t get kicked out of the strip club and cover his jail cell in Hampton Beach poop in July. He’d miss training camp with the Patriots too.

Shockingly this was not Bobby North Shore’s first drunken run in with the law. There was that time in January of 2017 when he was doing some daytime DUI in Bow, NH, smashed into a tree at high rate of speed, and then ran into the woods, only to be found an hour later.

Then there was the time he was charged with burglary, stalking, assault, obstruction, and false imprisonment, WHILE ON PROBATION:

“Portsmouth Police detectives investigated Mr. Corbin for making unauthorized entry into a home this past weekend. Once inside Mr. Corbin assaulted the person inside and held the individual against their will. Corbin continued to make contact with the victim after the crime telling the victim not to report the crime,” reads the police press release.    

Then just for good measure he had his license revoked for a DUI later that year.

I don’t know how the Vancouver Canucks will ever survive without this clearly talented winner on their team.

24 Comment(s)
  • LB
    November 1, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Sadly there is a sorry excuse for a professional hockey franchise in boston that could use someone that could show some intimidation and toughness. Don’t know if this joker can skate but the bruins certainly need someone with a bar brawling mentality

  • Kitten Cop
    October 31, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    Looks like Kevin is a little upset at this blog outing him as a huge washed up drunken douche, as evidenced by hi comments under different screen names.

    • Ryan Stoddard
      November 1, 2017 at 5:58 am

      Kevin Corbin Jr. has the lowest IQ out of anyone trying out for the NHL or any other professional sports league. He has no talents similar to Bobby Boucher other than his pending speech impediment which allows him to prey on women who think he is “special”… pretty much the only reason he is allowed on the football field is to have the biggest cheerleader ask him to the dance for the feel good moment.

  • Finn
    October 31, 2017 at 10:35 am

    They should have kept him in that cell to enjoy his own filth. What a disgusting waste of DNA.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    October 31, 2017 at 10:33 am

    Why that fecal-fingered failure chose to have an abortion tattooed on his right arm is beyond me.

  • Mike
    October 31, 2017 at 8:29 am

    who the fuck goes tothe litter box and gets that shitfaced?

  • Chip Striker
    October 30, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    Ahhh, the old “I played for so and so tough guy”….Not so fast, when it comes to hockey there is a web site called Hockeydb where you can check who played what. ..Typed his name, nothing. Even bottom feeding junior players are on that site.

    So what this retard is saying is, the Vancouver Canucks are going to give a 33 year old try out to a guy who may or may not played high school hockey 15 years ago.

    Haha, you cannot make this stuff up. What a fucking loser.

  • whatevuh
    October 30, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Smeared feces all over his jail cell. I surely hope that’s chocolate he’s licking off his fingers in that pic, but with this asshat, who knows?

  • Turtleboys asshole
    October 30, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    “Oh hey… This is where I left that pile of shit”

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      October 31, 2017 at 8:40 am

      With the storm Sunday nite, and judging by the troll comments on this and other articles – it’s obvious at least one middle school student had the day off. Explains the fantasies about kid rape and sucking cock anyway. Wonder if his guidance counselor is aware?

  • raging rapist
    October 30, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    Love you turtle you post all the good kiddie porn.

  • Turtleriders butt fuck eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Yup….. “All niiight loong, all night, all night, all night lohong, all night” love that song mmmmm swoop ya bitch

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    October 30, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    This clown wouldn’t last 2 shifts in the Coast. I played in the ECHL back in the early 90’s when I was 20something. If you are 32 and in the Coast you better be the trainer or the coach. Fuck this pussy.

  • Turtle riders butt fuck eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    “All niiight loony, all night, all night lohong, all night” love that song mmmmm

  • Turtle riders blow eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    Bet a.i.d.e.n. has a micro penis, that’s why he fucks kids. K.e..a..r.ny fag

  • Turtle riders blow eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    More bullshit as usual, Ruskin shit blog

  • Turtle riders blow eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Story sucks again. Blows

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    October 30, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    Way past your prime for pro hockey by about 12 years.
    Try again.

  • BlackandWhite
    October 30, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    “smeared urine and feces”

    Just …. wow.

  • Pesky
    October 30, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    His hairline is sooooo far back, Steph Curry would shoot from there

  • dick butkiss
    October 30, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    The real crime here is that hair line

  • Jack flash
    October 30, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    Amazing how you folks find put all this stuff. Glad I don’t run afoul of the law as I would hate to see what you find on me ! Lol

    • Turtle riders support child molesters
      October 30, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      They don’t find out anything. They make shit up. See how easy that is. Then just make people believe false shit. All your blogs blow the big one a.i.d.e.n.

    • Can't see
      October 30, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      To much Dookie smeared on my screen by turtle

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