All-Star Criminals

“Reformed” Killer Kevin Lynch Was Arrested Again For Disorderly Conduct And Resisting Arrest, Because People Who Murder Other People Cannot Be Fixed

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here

Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here

Follow and like Turtleboy Sports Returns and Clarence Woods Emerson to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:








Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all. 



Look who got arrested……

Yup, “reformed” killer Kevin Lynch.

A man who is tight with attorney general Maura Healey:

Whose non-profit “EPOCA” is a bunch of ex-cons sucking money from the taxpayers under the guise that killers like him can be reformed.

The same guy who first came on our radar in 2016 when he a blew a gasket because the city of Fitchburg made him shovel his sidewalk:

Screen Shot 2016-02-11 at 8.02.45 PM

Screen Shot 2016-02-11 at 8.46.52 PM

The same guy who ran for Fitchburg Mayor and City Council, got dead last, but still found a way to find over 1,000 derelicts to vote for him anyway:



Screen Shot 2016-02-12 at 4.38.02 PM

The same guy who only went to prison for 7 years for his role in the brutal bludgeoning murder of Andrew McDonough on June 13, 1992 because he snitched on his friends and family for a better deal.

A man who still blames the deceased victim for being a “leg breaker” and claims he went to prison on “fabricated charges” even though he plead guilty and the incident happened at his parent’s house:

Screen Shot 2016-02-11 at 8.03.58 PM

The same man who along with his boyfriend Davey, jumped a firefighter outside of a bar in 2011 and was arrested.

The same man who stalked a Fitchburg police officer for months, sitting outside of his house taking pictures of his family.

The same man who like the cowardly little bitch that he is sits on his computer and mass reports Turtleboy thousands of times a day to try to silence us on Facebook:


A clearly mentally unstable individual in every way, shape, and form:






A man who once came to Worcster to urinate on the Turtleboy statue, and then filed a police report against Bret Killoran and Turtleboy for posting mean things about this psychotic murderer on the Internet.

Screen Shot 2016-02-16 at 11.28.03 PM

Screen Shot 2016-02-16 at 11.36.14 PM

The same guy who constantly rants about imaginary lawsuits against everyone, and a perpetually 15 year old niece who he embarrasses on a daily basis by dragging her into his insanity with him:

Who would’ve ever thought that a “reformed” individual like this would reoffend? Certainly not his good friends Maura Healey or Harriette Chandler.

Here’s the Facebook page for this violent sociopath. Do NOT mass report everything he’s ever post a billion times like he does to us.

10 Comment(s)
  • Eee
    December 4, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Did you read the book? He addressed that.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    June 13, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    “The same guy who constantly rants about imaginary lawsuits against everyone”
    Now if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black.
    Where is this massive lawsuit you promised against Facebook?
    Oh, that’s right, your lawyer Jim Wackoff was disbarred. I keep forgetting

    • Screw PC
      June 13, 2018 at 4:32 pm

      Hey look, the “fucking lion” is awake again. Fuck you Kevin, you fat fucking imbecile of a useless piece of shit convict. Still hiding out because you’ll get cut into steaks if you go back to Southie. You’re a useless fucking homo who’s born to lose and your life is a fucking joke. Go smoke drugs and beat off with your faggot leftist book club, you fucking bloated pussy.

  • bayview
    June 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Kevin is back to smoking pole.

  • British TG
    June 12, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    What a naughty, naughty boy. He needs to have his toys taken away until he can learn how to behave.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    June 12, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    I’m so sad. This time my Daddy didn’t need me 🙁

  • RickSalamander
    June 12, 2018 at 11:48 am

    This fat fuck is the closest I have ever seen a human being look like a life size penis. Not joking, “looks like a dick,” is not a pun, the man literally looks like A DICK. LOL.

  • Andrew Piscitelli
    June 12, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Back where that disgusting murderous cow belongs- in a cell! Dropping the soap on purpose!

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 12, 2018 at 11:07 am

    It always astounds me how brazen government officials and law enforcement just come out and admit that, yes, they are fucking criminals. That’s why they lover gangstas, illegals, murderers, addicts. Yes, we are being fucking ruled by criminals. And watch out if you don’t pay your taxes to support their criminal dealings. God forbid!

  • Real_Finn
    June 12, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Whenever he starts a post with “My name is Kevin Lynch” – it instantly makes me giggle. It’s akin to looking in the mirror and asking “Who are you again?”. He reminds me of Charlie from “Flowers for Algernon”. Except Kevin never gains intelligence. Ever.

    Get Fucked Kevin,

Comment on this Post


White Trash Hero Wears T-Shirt With His Mugshot On It From Last Time He Was Arrested At Latest Mugshot Photoshoot
Tsarnaev Sister Threatened Boyfriend’s Ex With A Bomb Because She’s A Muslim Terrorist And A Tsarnaev And This Is What They Do Best
Ladies Night At TBSports: Will Women Read Our Official Rankings Of NFL Teams Blog?