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Reject Male Model Who Beat Up A 71 Year Old Man In Barre Road Rage Incident Is The Biggest Scumbag You Will See All Week

The aspiring male model from Leominster who was arrested for kicking the shit out of an old man in a Barre road rage incident, is probably the biggest scumbag you will see all week. 

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So this past weekend some poor old guy got the crap kicked out of him by some scumbucket in Barre during a raod rage incident. Walter Young is 71 years old, so he’s earned the right to drive as slowly as he damn well pleases. Well 25 year old Leominster resident Ryan Kobus seems to disagree with that assessment. After tailgating Mr. Young for a while and riding his ass, Mr. Young pulled over this car to let the kid pass. But instead of being happy that he was finally free to go as fast as he pleased, the young dipshit got out of the car and beat the shit out of the elderly man, leaving him seriously injured.


For a few days there it looked like he might get away with it. But yesterday he was finally arrested and brought in front of a judge. And surprisingly, there was no bail granted. In a Massachusetts courtroom. I know, I’m as shocked as you are. I think we can all agree the big loser in this story was this guy:

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I hate when that happens.

Alright here’s the deal. Slow old drivers are the worst. Everyone knows that. It makes no sense that elderly people don’t wanna drive fast, but teenagers do. Because if you’re a teenager you have your whole life ahead of you, so what’s the rush? But when I’m old, I’m gonna drive as fast as possible because the last few years of your life are literally ticking down in front of your eyes. No time to go the speed limit.

But unfortunately it’s a fact of life that old people are going to slow you down, especially when you’re on single lane roads in Barre or the Brookfields. To get to Amherst from Worcester, as many a UMasser have done a million times, you have to pick which country road you’re gonna sit behind an old person on. Doesn’t matter if you take 122 to 202, or the Pike to 181, or Route 9 the whole way. You WILL get stuck behind a Walter Young, and he WILL make your head want to explode.


But I’ll tell you one thing – no old guy has ever had the politeness, courtesy, and respect to pull over to the side of the road to let me pass before. This buttnut should thank his lucky stars he got behind Walter Young and not some of the dooshnozzles I’ve encountered in West Brookfield. That’s what makes this idiot a special kind of asshat.

Regardless, we’ve all been there before and we have dreams of pulling over next to these guys and giving it to them. But even in Turtleboy’s wildest dreams it never went past yelling, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” And it certainly never escalated into physical violence. What did Walter Young cost you? Five or ten minutes of your precious day? Do you realize where Route 122 takes you? The twin dumps of Orange and Athol. Dude, you were on your way to fucking ATHOL!! Who the hell is in a rush to get to Goddamn ATHOL???!!!

Hey moron, Walter Young did you a favor. Barre is a beautiful town, and so is Petersham. It doesn’t get any more classic New England throwback then downtown Barre and Petersham. Enjoy it brotha. Life is too short to rush through God’s country on your way to ATHOL!!! This is what you were in a rush to see:

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Hope it was worth it.

Oh yea, and who beats the shit out of an old guy? Is that fun? Did he feel a sense of accomplishment after taking down a guy who is scared to drive faster than 30 mph? Did your grandparents molest you or something?

I can’t even get mad at old people. Frustrated, sure. But mad? I get mad at Spanky McFarlane because he’s younger and purposely chooses to be an asshole. But Old Balls? He can’t help himself. He has no choice but to be an asshole because he’s so old. He is here for our amusement. Because at the end of the day old people are funny. It’s why “Grumpy Old Men” was a hilarious movie and “Angry 25 year olds from Leominster” never made it past screening.

Anyway, the best part about this story is the kid apparently is some sort of aspiring male model. There’s a good chance he was mad at Walter Young because he delayed him from getting to his big photo shoot in Orange. Is there anything more emasculating than someone who aspires to be a male model? I don’t even know how you go about becoming a male model, but I’m gonna assume some agent comes up to you and throws a pile of cash in your face and you have to say yes. That I guess I can understand. But if you’re TRYING to become a male model then I’m gonna need your man card back until you decide to stop embarrassing yourself.

Here’s some of his glamour shots. He does a wide variety of poses, including the playful bad boy:

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the deep thinker with a pube-strap and Voke-stache:


The Sopranos tryout uniform:


and the “I’m just about to release my first Youtube rap video” look:


That right there is a bad ass ladies and gentlemen. I would take him against ANY of your grandfathers 9 times out of 10. I’m sure he’ll have a GREAT time in jail though. After all, if he can kick the shit out of a polite 71 year old man, there’s basically no stopping him.

P.S. It would appear as if the latest modeling look he’s going for is the “guy on the no-fly list”:


Maybe he can be an extra when they finally make a movie about Benghazi.

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40 Comment(s)
  • Mac
    October 6, 2015 at 8:15 am

    I love this article. He is by far the biggest waste of flesh. With a criminal record that’s from his early teens. His so called modeling days were when he was 19/20 years old that went nowhere. He’s has/had many restraining orders against him. Has kids of his own he’s not allowed to see. He beats on women and the elderly. But when u r raised by scum you become scum like he is. I hope he gets what he deserves while he’s locked up.

  • BobnMic
    September 19, 2015 at 2:48 am

    Hey W w y – I do read. I read a lot. I would love to share my background with you and my level of higher education and beyond but I cannot. So I will not. Needless to say when you talk about brainwashing – you caught that whatever that is on your end. And It is still unclear what you are actually preaching here which still sounds like very anti-American rhetoric for which I do have a very big problem with.

    So you are a fellow Irishman. Well that’s cool. Big fucking deal. But if you are anti-America and sympathize with the enemy than you are a no good traitor.

    • BobnMic
      September 19, 2015 at 2:59 am

      Microphone thrown to the floor of the stage and walked away.

  • September 19, 2015 at 2:32 am

    And finally I hope you understand I don’t want the military to be FORCED to fight in unjust wars that brings hatred towards us,your the navy seal you should know dissent is the first line of defense and that comes from people like me who don’t want to see veterans of war,we have plenty that serve us hard feelings.

  • September 19, 2015 at 2:22 am

    Born and raised here as well,just clearly knows the difference between one country an another,it’s hard for some I guess. You should read rather than have Fox News brainwash you.

  • BobnMic
    September 19, 2015 at 2:11 am

    Actually I again revoke the question about nationality. It does not matter where you are from or whether you were born here or not. Hopefully you were so you are a legal. Your views are opposed and I suspect are widely disagreed with in this country. I think I have the pulse of America because I was born and raised here. I think you do not.

  • September 19, 2015 at 2:09 am

    It’s ok I get it though, I’ll stop not worth it. Good luck TB, I’ll still read.

    • BobnMic
      September 19, 2015 at 2:17 am

      You’re Irish? Fuck it, let’s do a pint! But you need to shut up about anti-American shit. Or else my Navy Seal training may kick in.

  • September 19, 2015 at 2:06 am

    I think it’s just geopolitics is a little advanced for some, when you said Isis you didn’t realize who you were talking about.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:58 am

    The difference isn’t nationality it’s right or wrong,I respect all religions,races have no prejudice towards any single group like many of my fellow Americans have had towards Muslims recently.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:56 am


  • BobnMic
    September 19, 2015 at 1:50 am

    What nationality are you W w y? We can straighten this out.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:49 am

    Sad day for America when people become that dumb and he’s right it’s the majority,so much for the all lives matter site same people as BLM.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:20 am

    Thx for letting me have my free speech bob comes with being a u.s citizen.

    • BobnMic
      September 19, 2015 at 1:24 am

      Damn right I agree with that

      • September 19, 2015 at 1:42 am

        Oh your one of Israel/US people,LOL. You can only have allegiance to one country 1st, 2nd no American troop or taxpayer should be forced to find their holy war, your the anti-American when you think of other countries as part of you especially one as genocidal and with the poorest regards for human rights,your not the only one brainwashed I know I’m the minority educated American. ONE NATION under GOD…. C’mon this is 1st grade stuff.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:05 am

    Must be a trump guy.

    • BobnMic
      September 19, 2015 at 1:10 am

      No just anti you and yours.

      • September 19, 2015 at 1:17 am

        Poor bob is a little too boston strong,slow down Remy. I’m sorry the truth hurt you not my intent,anyway get a tissue wipe your eyes,it’s ok.

      • BobnMic
        September 19, 2015 at 1:21 am

        When you slam Israel, you slam the United States of America. What part of this equation do you not understand. ( And I’m Irish by the way ) I am formally going to revoke my dislike toward you W w y. I now hereby transfer that toward feeling very very sorry for you.

        Like the old saying goes, “Don’t pick on the weak.” And I will not be apart of that. Good luck trying to convince people you are right. It’ll be a fun read.

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:02 am

    Israel is not in America buy a globe.

  • BobnMic
    September 19, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Hey W w y – It’s called hearsay fuckwad you fucking anti-American shit stain. Go strap a bomb to yourself and blow yourself up. In the middle of the Mojave Desert where you are in no way near normal people. And of course you are the biggest idiot in the history of idiots but that is the plight of radicalism toward the U.S.

    I bet you got slammed into your locker between classes in High School. Now you hate the whole world and all Americans. Go fuck yourself you fucking loser. We have no time or patience for you fuckwad.

    • September 19, 2015 at 1:01 am

      Need a tissue?

  • September 19, 2015 at 12:28 am

    The media can say anything and the people here believe it right away, in a court of law the media is here say. Brian Williams,or evilly,hannity,blitzer,Anderson, are all very good liars.

  • BobnMic
    September 18, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Is fucking Isis at war with old people too? WTF!

    • September 19, 2015 at 12:25 am

      Isis? Israel secret intelligence squad, that’s cute.

  • Kym squid
    September 18, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at the voke Stach comment
    But I really hope he catches a beating !

  • fordsnharleys
    September 18, 2015 at 4:16 am

    If he were in such a rush he would not have had time to beat him up.

  • LoveWPD
    September 17, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    He must have been rushing to a mall to update that wardrobe into something from 2015. He’s like a jersey shore reject.

  • Publius
    September 17, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    This guy is a violent psychopath with record dating to at least 2009

    • September 17, 2015 at 11:16 pm

      Yes back further to his DYS days.

  • A Guy
    September 17, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    What I don’t understand is why this genius of a human being couldn’t pass him during one of the MANY dotted yellow lines that are on Rt. 122. He was probably on something at the time…AND to be sick enough to pull in behind him and beat the hell out of him is beyond me.

    The only time I get angry while I commute is when I get stuck behind some 20 year old in the passing lane on 290 fluctuating between 65 and 70mph and when I finally get the chance to pass in the middle lane I look over and they are staring down at their phone, most like texting “LOLZORZ” to their dumbass fucking friend who is most likely clogging up traffic wherever they’re driving at the time. It’s called the passing lane for a reason folks.

    This sorry excuse for a human being has no excuse for his actions.

  • Realist
    September 17, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    Let’s see what the tough guy does when he’s locked up. Someone will be tailgating his ass and owning it by the weekend.

  • Drylaw
    September 17, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    Those glamour shots scream mangina slurping homo

  • RSoxGuy
    September 17, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    No offense to the gay community but….. This kid is a homo.

    beating up a 70 yr old man cause hes not doing the speed limit? Sounds like the kind of pussy who sneaks out the backdoor after talking shit from across the bar at the Blarney.

    This bitch will catch his someday. Karma aint nothing to fuck with. Karma never forgets.

    • GraftonHill
      September 17, 2015 at 3:57 pm

      So, why is he a homo? You couldn’t just call him a pussy?

      They’re not synonymous.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        September 17, 2015 at 5:57 pm

        Probably just wishful thinking. Sounds like a couple of the boys here have love in their eyes.

      • Tanya
        September 18, 2015 at 8:18 am

        So he can’t call people homo and make fun of gays but he can call people a pussy which is a stab at women. Guess we figured out which one you are. How about you shush and don’t police people on how they offend you and only you.

    • Abby
      September 18, 2015 at 10:06 pm

      Your comment actually makes me almost as angry as the idiot who it is talking about! If you don’t mean any disrespect to the gay community, why would you then use the word “homo” as an insult?? If you’re going to be a homophobic jackass, you could at least OWN that and not pretend that saying “no offense” will magically clear you of being offensive.

  • Nanny
    September 17, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Road rage in Barre? I commuted from Worcester to Bedford for 6 years and never lost my shit. Go with the flow, bro.

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