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Update: SlimJim Shady is Being Sought By Police After Failing To Turn Himself In After Complicity Standing By While His Relapsopotamus Murdered Her Baby With Drugs

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In the least shocking update imaginable, this just happened:

News Center Maine:

Shane Smith, 31, of Winterport, is wanted for endangering the welfare of a child, the same charge brought Tuesday against the toddler’s mother.

BANGOR, Maine — The father of a 1-year-old whose death last October was linked to fentanyl exposure is now wanted by police.

An arrest warrant was issued Friday for Shane Smith, 31, of Winterport, accusing him of the same charge brought against the child’s mother.

Police said Smith had been in contact with detectives and had made arrangements to turn himself in. However, they said he did not keep his scheduled meeting and stopped responding to detectives Friday.

Smith faces a charge of endangering the welfare of a child.

Anyone who knows the whereabouts of Smith is asked to contact their local police department.

Kimberly Nelligan, the mother of Jordynn Nelligan, was arrested Tuesday on the same charge, along with others related to drug possession.

In an exclusive interview Thursday with NEWS CENTER Maine, Nelligan maintained her innocence, saying, “I never rubbed any type of heroin or fentanyl on my daughter’s gums.” She said she believes it was Smith’s drug use that’s to blame for Jordynn’s death, not her own past use.

According to court documents, Smith told investigators Nelligan routinely rubbed heroin residue on their daughter’s gums to help the toddler sleep.

“An arrest warrant was issued Friday for Shane Smith, 31, of Winterport, accusing him of the same charge brought against the child’s mother.”


Imagine witnessing your beloved slampig grab a bag of Diego’s finest party mix and use the leftovers to shut your pain ridden dependent toddler up, and not even batting an eyelash. Not even once. Because you’re too high to give a flying fuck. Then you have the audacity to make like the scab infested wagon you are and roll out on the consequences, when it’s time to pay the piper. Marvel no more. This is Shane Smith.

The ladies must be crawling out of the woodwork for this sludge pumper. Eat your hearts out ladies, he has an on again and off again fb wife. As long as he has a bag of magic in his pocket, he has her. And I hope he gets Billy Tibbetts-style beat downs every day of his miserable life for allowing a heroin harlot to put death into his baby’s mouth, countless times, until the very last time. When she couldn’t be revived with CPR or narcan. This is what complicity looks like.






Rest in peace sweet baby. Justice will be served. The truth will not be silenced. What was done to you is inexcusable, and unjustifiable. Your methadone dependent fallopian hard-on ma dukes should’ve never forced you suffer addiction with her. You deserved so much more than a life of pain and agony suffered at the hands of a sociopath who demanded your GFM money for drugs.

An anonymous close friend of Kim had this say.




A close family member elaborates on the GFM’s and reveals Kim’s desperate pleas.


“My brother, Jordynn’s dad showed me text messages from her from months ago when he was in the ICU and they consisted of her begging him to say he used the bathroom when he dropped them off that night and accidentally dropped a bag of heroin so she wouldn’t lose her other children.”

Let me get this straight. You just killed your spawn, depleted the GFM’S to score drugs, your fiance is in ICU hanging on for dear life after a near fatal overdose, and your sole concern is losing other children that should’ve never been in your care in the first place. You are a soulless diseased scam witch. Salem used to hang witches with far less demerit.


Kill. It. With. Fire.


The irony makes me choke as Kim displays her hero for the fb world to see.


“Stupid bitch she is”. Do I hear envy? How dare this dumb high school twit be exonerated from murder charges when here I am facing child negligence. Shut your fat pie hole with the Dindu Nuffin racket. Save it for your cell mates. Back peddling should be an Olympic sport when it requires a triathlon of running lies.


I don’t know which I hate more, her toxic nonsense or her run on sentagraghology. I  loathe every lie spouted from her mouth. Jordynn was born methadone dependent, same as her older brother and sisters (eldest son excluded). Her spleen was ruptured due to over zealous CPR compressions on the day of her death, according to the autopsy report. The Maine healthcare system is beyond repair when the taxpayers are forced to pay for 10 years of methadone and counting, for any junkapotumus.

Notably, this one…



Burn baby, burn. And incinerate the womb raider who stood beside her and did nothing to save that child. Turn yourself in already you cowardly bastard. I’m sure the lockup is full of guys who would love to have a word with you.






















12 Comment(s)
  • Brandi
    November 1, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    It would be respectful if you removed the conversation between Chelsie Smith and Brandi Gloria Lee. It was posted I a private group, I know the people involved and you don’t have permission to use those statements and their privacy needs to be respected and you put their names for all the world to see. They didn’t give you an exclusive and this is shoddy journalism. I know all the parties in this article, do you? Or are you just using this baby’s tragedy to further your agenda to get a story?? Kim and Shane deserve more than they will get for their crimes but Chelsie Smith and Brandi Gloria Lee have families and you are violating their safety by making them a focus in your article. Revise and remove it because I also know the Admins of the group this was taken from and violates that groups rules. Take it down because it’s the right thing to do. You can say your piece without putting them in the limelight. I hate it when people forget they are writing about people that really exist and wtf is a SlimJim Shady and Turtleboy? What are you, age 6? This kind of journalism makes me lose faith in the press. How about doing a story on the life of Jordynn Alexius Marie Smith-Nelligan which is het namr and you didn’t even get that right. If you actually wanna do a story on her life so people can see what a beautiful baby she was, you contact me and I will give you what you need. Also, don’t give out my email address, I will know it was you.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 25, 2019 at 3:06 am

    CPR kills and ought not be considered Cardio in the same way as fartlek training or aerobic dance classes, in fact it does no more good than forcing a fish to drink or lighting the short fuse of a junk sick infant. As for these “parents”, creating this child from withdrawal symptoms and silencing its nausea’d suffering with poison, the remainder of their lives should be good practice for Hell.

  • Sad
    September 24, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    God bless that poor child. All the decent people who can’t have children and the shitheads spit them out one after another. It’s an unfair world

  • The real Joey petty
    September 24, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    What person In their right mind gave this girl money? What kind of a god damn moron do you have to be to give her 1 penny? If the money was to be used for funeral expenses then why not set up a retainer account with the funeral home? They could collect and hold the money? That sounds like total BS. Plus these people sound like they are busting out their EBT cards to use at a McDonald’s for a good time. I love that line “ my grandmother gave her money on camera”. Well what the fuck does that mean? Money given on camera is proof of a contract? Wasn’t it a gift you fucktard Maine hicks? What difference does it matter what the girl said? You were the ducking idiot that listened and gave her a gift. You deserve to have your money taken from you. I bet even money they end up cremating the child because they weren’t smart about saving for the burial.

    • BillynJoshyCelly's4Eva
      September 24, 2019 at 6:04 pm

      All of the family members and friends told the same story. Probably not a coincidence.

  • Local real local
    September 24, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    I love the part of the family and the fact they knew something was wrong and never stepped forward and went to a judge asking to take the child. If the medical report was true, that alone would have been enough for removal. The mother and father of this poor girl are to blame but the sister of the baby’s father and all her bullshit family members carry the same weight of that baby’s death. Their sorry excuses now are too fucking late. Good call assh*les.

  • Billy's Joshy poo
    September 24, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    The Penobscot county judge is going to fry those two idiots like Porksnitzels.

  • ikjij
    September 24, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    They will pay a price I suppose. Like if something was priced at 100.00 they have to pay 3 bucks.

  • Real_Finn
    September 24, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    CPR is horrific – it’s traumatic to the patient and family. I had a family member bleed to death from CPR (existing issues). It was awful. Bones were broken, blood everywhere and my family member didn’t regain consciousness after all efforts. My family member wasn’t recognizable when we finally said “stop” – the death was not dignified by any means. It was ugly, brutal and retched.

    It guts me to think about a baby having to go through CPR.

    If there is a God, Kim – one day – will understand the enormity of what she put her baby through.


  • Christopher Lettiere
    September 24, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Bristol, we need an update on Billy “The Kid” Tibbetts.
    Rumor has it, he escaped Mass General and is on the run again.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    September 24, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Hey JA, here’s your JA video.
    F_ck this douche.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Kickin’ Kim Loser
    September 24, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    How she says “put it on gas drops” in her post. Calling her dead baby “it”. You sore sick scumbag loser. That’s all.

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