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Relative Of Claremont Fake Lynching Mom Tells Us To Check Our “Fax,” Is Reporting Our Yelp Page, Calling Cops, Hiring Lawyer

Relative Of Claremont Fake Lynching Mom Tells Us To Check Our “Fax,” Is Reporting Our Yelp Page, Calling Cops, Hiring Lawyer

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We had a lovely back and forth with a woman this weekend about the recent blog we published about the fake lynching that was reported as a racial attack against a white child by a lying mother trying to capitalize on a GoFundMe. It came from a Claremont crotch critter relative of the family named Donnalynn Morin. This is what we’re dealing with here:


And her messages were everything you dreamed they would be and more….

Yo desk girl, check the fax machine. We get anything from this broad? Oh shit, it ran out of paper again? She’s right. We should’ve checked our fax before posting a story like this.

As for the rest, I have absolutely no idea what this woman is trying to say, but I didn’t want her to stop. It was just too amazing. She didn’t disappoint…..

So let me get this straight. You’re 61 years old, and this 8 year old boy is your nephew? If I tried climbing this Claremont family tree I’d end up drowning in the Connecticut River.

Oh man, our Yelp page is fucked!!

Hey Donnalynn, I know you’ve blocked us, but we’d love to have you on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night at 10 PM so you can explain your side of the story. You can rip into the Turtleboy who wrote the blog about you. I’m on your side baby girl!! Hit us up again and we’ll make it happen!



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  • Porch Monkey
    October 2, 2017 at 7:10 am

    Quincy is just as black as this guy…..

  • Wabbitt
    October 2, 2017 at 2:21 am

    So THAT’S what happened to the chick who played George Lopez’s mother!

  • Silly Quincy
    October 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    The older boys said stretching my neck would make me taller!

  • tonguepunchmyfartbox
    October 1, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    JEEZ that old whore looks like a different species!

  • Transplant
    October 1, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    “Family lawyer” ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    It appears that “family lawyer” is now codespeak for public defender.

    October 1, 2017 at 11:06 am

    That durfee video you put up about a fright is my child you better take it down Immediately I will be going to the authorities about this you have no right to post videos with no permission especially of children making it worst for both students my child does not have any issues she was attacked by a girl in who class who had been harassing her since last year ( you are no better than the trash who sent you this video and should be ashamed you are an adult using children as your entertainment you don’t even know what truly happened all your doing is promoting violence)

    • Justme
      October 1, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      The video of the two girls fighting isn’t in this article? Was to hard to find the right place to post your thoughts? Well since we are already on the subject, it seems like the bully is the girl hitting the special needs child.

    • They call me Ponch
      October 2, 2017 at 6:15 am

      Sounds like you had 3 strokes.

      What you talkin’ bout Alexandra!

  • Irishcurse
    October 1, 2017 at 10:08 am

    She had 2 strokes form the ordeal? Strokes add 50lbs? I like how she threw Trump in. He obviously is behind this. This made me snort laugh “You’re 61 years old, and this 8 year old boy is your nephew? If I tried climbing this Claremont family tree I’d end up drowning in the Connecticut River. “

  • bigdaddy
    Dick N. Vulva
    October 1, 2017 at 9:29 am

    Watch out TBS I am on the case

  • Troubled Nostrils
    October 1, 2017 at 9:22 am

    That’s the face I’ve been searching for to put in my garden to keep the vermin out.

  • Justme
    October 1, 2017 at 9:21 am

    How about the family of the teenage boy that You claim hung your nephew. You not know or care about what is happening in their family? About the deaths threats and the destruction caused by stretching the truth till it made you 50 grand. They didn’t get a penny. Maybe someone should start a gofund me for them. To help pay for the broken windows, the slashed tires. And it’s all because Cassandra wasn’t watching her son. This wasn’t racial and it was also a accident. Everyone has said they are glad that Quincy is okay. But anyone can see how this happened. It was not about race.

  • Dr. Phil
    October 1, 2017 at 8:59 am

    These people have serious identity issues

  • Hughbo Mont
    October 1, 2017 at 5:56 am

    What in the wide wide world of sports is a lupus hero?

  • whatevuh
    October 1, 2017 at 5:14 am

    2 strokes right after the ‘lynching’ Incredible. Somehow I don’t think she can afford a lawyer. Unless it’s paid for by the taxpayers.

  • Gadja
    October 1, 2017 at 12:44 am

    Shit can get real, real fucking quick fucking with those inbred Gypsy clans!
    …imagine having that piker cunt chasing you down the road.

    • Anon.
      October 1, 2017 at 9:41 am

      Always keep away from gypsies.

  • chrissy
    October 1, 2017 at 12:23 am

    “Have a wonderful day because they are numbered” coming from a grandma complaining of receiving death threats?? she’s scary.

  • MEH
    October 1, 2017 at 12:20 am

    When I first heard of this story I assumed the kid was going to be black..
    like, actually black. This kid is NOT and there’s no way anyone else would think so.
    If he was bullied that’s pretty terrible, but there’s zero racial element to this.
    Wonder what happened to that GOFundMe money.

    • They call me Ponch
      October 1, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      Probably a set of 22″ wheels, trip somewhere warm to “chillax” after all this drama. Some nails got done. Jordans for multiple people. Yada yada yada

      • chrissy
        October 1, 2017 at 4:16 pm

        the family is sitting there reading this thinking, “oh yeah! we need that!” to all of your suggestions no doubt :/

      • mitch
        October 1, 2017 at 5:09 pm

        two strokes, i smell another gofundme coming. the scumbags are relentless. i dont know how you have the strength TB to deal with the relentless disgusting garbage the lowlife spew on a daily basis. all i can say is thank you and GOD BLESS TURTLEBOY!!! for continuing to expose this scum and protect the WORKING CLASS from these filthy parasites.

      • mitch
        October 1, 2017 at 5:48 pm

        classic Ponch, just classic!!! you sound like you’re on the front lines. I’m worried for you my friend. get back in the rear with the gear!

    • STFU
      October 2, 2017 at 6:13 pm

      And doesn’t GFM have rules about fraud?

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