Relative Of Claremont Fake Lynching Mom Tells Us To Check Our “Fax,” Is Reporting Our Yelp Page, Calling Cops, Hiring Lawyer
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We had a lovely back and forth with a woman this weekend about the recent blog we published about the fake lynching that was reported as a racial attack against a white child by a lying mother trying to capitalize on a GoFundMe. It came from a Claremont crotch critter relative of the family named Donnalynn Morin. This is what we’re dealing with here:
And her messages were everything you dreamed they would be and more….
Yo desk girl, check the fax machine. We get anything from this broad? Oh shit, it ran out of paper again? She’s right. We should’ve checked our fax before posting a story like this.
As for the rest, I have absolutely no idea what this woman is trying to say, but I didn’t want her to stop. It was just too amazing. She didn’t disappoint…..
So let me get this straight. You’re 61 years old, and this 8 year old boy is your nephew? If I tried climbing this Claremont family tree I’d end up drowning in the Connecticut River.
Oh man, our Yelp page is fucked!!
Hey Donnalynn, I know you’ve blocked us, but we’d love to have you on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night at 10 PM so you can explain your side of the story. You can rip into the Turtleboy who wrote the blog about you. I’m on your side baby girl!! Hit us up again and we’ll make it happen!
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