Two years ago around this time we got a lot of bad exit speeches after blogging about Rosie O’Donnell’s newest scissoring sister – Worcester horseback cop Elizabeth Rooney.
It was the perfect match. Rosie’s rich so she got her choice of scissoring partners, and the cop is already experienced with riding horses so Rosie was the natural choice.
I figured the whole thing was just a rich old hag having some fun, and a young woman getting some free clout of it, but then they went and got engaged.
That made no sense. Unless of course there was no pre-nup, in which case Rosie is the stupidest radical leftist of them all.
But alas it was not meant to be:
Rosie O’Donnell and fiancée Elizabeth Rooney have reportedly broken up after two years together. According to RadarOnline, O’Donnell, 57, hasn’t mentioned Rooney, 34, “in a while,” and scrubbed the Boston police officer from her Instagram. Rooney scrubbed her Instagram clean of any references to their engagement. As Radar readers recall, the Massachusetts police officer first showed off her massive sparkler gifted by O’Donnell last October. That post has since been deleted. Rooney also deleted the letter “R” and a diamond ring emoji from her Instagram bio. Rooney also deleted O’Donnell from her social media, including a photo from Oct. 2018 showing off her engagement ring.
It’s been reported that Rosie wanted Officer Trophywife to quit her job and move to New York, but she wouldn’t. Gotta give it to her – that’s dedication right there. If I had to choose between a life in Worcester dealing with shitheads all day and a lifetime of pampering and riches, and all I had to do was agree to fiddle around with Rosie’s lady bits a couple times a week, I’d be wife #3 in no time. Sure, I’d probably kill myself with pills after Rosie divorced me like her first wife did, but it would be worth it.
Then again, that’s gotta be the biggest slap in the face to Rosie. Her hot cop fiance chose a life of putting her life on the line every day in Worcester over living in a New York City penthouse with Rosie. Ouch!
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50 Comment(s)
Ask Rooney now she was scared out of the Massachusetts State Police Academy. Not once, but twice. Broad couldn’t even make it two days before packing her shit up and resigning as a trainee. This chick is a joke. So much for “command presence” while wearing red lipstick and hoops.
I’m gonna drive my motorcycle up those saggy glad bags
get your shit together
sucking a good stiff will do you good
If you hate men so much,
why do you wanna look like them, eat like them, act like them?
Don’t snarl at me you diesel dyke!
It’s not my fucking fault men rule the world!
If you wanna hate, I’ll show you ten fold hate!
Playing with Rosie’s lady bits would be like trying to find a fire hose in a car wash that smelled like a tire factory.
Trump called it from day one.
Cop is not hot.
Unless she’s standing next to Rosie O’Donnell
Forget the mottled arm can you imagine what her ass looks like
She’s got to be really twisted
Can you imagine going down on Rosie ODonnel
WTF
Meeeeeahhhhhh!
At first it was funny.
The second or third time it was cute.
The sixteenth time it was getting old.
Now? It’s just plain fucking annoying!
Of course, by calling it out, I can expect the dolt to redouble it’s efforts.
After the star-struck infatuation wore off, methinks Elizabeth saw the deep-down internal ugliness of Rosie. The hatred, the self-loathing, the black core of this woman.
Good for you, Elizabeth !
You can definitely do soooo much better for yourself.
Rosie Odonnels arm looks like a rotten pimento loaf in that picture. People truly will do anything for money. Imagine sleeping next to that, ugh.
Rooney improved her decision making skills. Cops need to think straight when situations get ugly(er) and ride off into the sunset.
When will they arrest the rapist Jew kraft police are such pussies around here they like pedojew’s sick. TB loves the pedojew’s but that’s understandable with his history.
Would someone please remind me how O’Donnell became a celebrity or otherwise a public figure? Was she an actress, singer, pro wrestler, porn star, or something else? Whatever it was it must have been years ago, no? Trump should next build a wall around California to keep the crazies away from us.
I also noticed the mottled arm. As I said, it must have been years ago….
Got her start telling jokes on Star Search, then a VJ on VH1.
To think this chick voluntarily went down on Rosie’s clam. #barf
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE DYKE’S MOTTLED ARM SKIN
AND
WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED IT
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
are you all fucking blind?
Meeeaaahh.
It’s the first thing I saw and made me want to throw up the scrambled eggs I just had for breakfast – which would have probably also looked better than her skin tone.
It’s like Jar Jar Binks skin
Meeeaaahh.
Meeeaaahh.
My bed cost $4,000. Sheets cost $900. Sleep well Americans.
Cheap ass…
As a recently retired P.O. from a big mess of a place west of Worcester, I “thought” this “might” show cops as human. This couple. But, I forgot. Officer “Resist hot women,” was a dummocrap. WTF was I thinkin?’
So in the picture with the horse… which one is the horse, and which one is the cop?
Meeeeaaaahh.
I think Rosie likes a good fist pounding.
I bet she’s one of those girls that can take 2 fists. Hell she probably takes 2 fists in her stank box, and 2 fists in her shit pipe at the same time!!!!!
Just what Worcester needs – cops riding horses like it’s still 1915.
How do we know Rooney dumped Rosie and not the other way around?
Rooney… WOULD!
Rosie… would kill myself first.
No I didn’t “scrub her” from my Insty. She already was a scrub.
Meeeeaaaaahhhh.
Rosie needs to find someone else with a licker license.
I thought Rosie hate Bush.
Rosie love upside down ɥsnq.
Noone wants to be around rosie including her poor adopted daughter that would rather run away to the streets or be in a mental hospital than live with her. Rosie is a monster and Trump was right to read her for filth.
Good for the cop. Now if only she would stop taking selfies in her uniform. That’s an embarrassment and your department shouldn’t allow it. How any cop could stand to talk to leftist Rosie never mind be engaged to her is beyond me. She’s a horrible human being and supports those who ridicule the police and use them as a political prop
hahahahahahah
She’s gorgeous! Elizabeth is very attractive as well.
Meeeaaahh.
There’s a big suprise! I forgot about this ‘pairing’! What a waste of good ladybits, being married to Rosie. The bigger surprise, though, is that they were ever together.
Stallone banged Rosie? Ahh no. In her dreams maybe.
Meeeeaaaahhh.
I’m confused. Are Worcester and Boston the same now?
Meeeeaaahh.
Remember Guys, get out and vote today!
Personally, I won’t vote for anyone with a D next to their name; they’re all complicit in child grooming/open borders.
Vote Red!
Not dedication. More like doesnt want to be Rosies bitch. The 6 figure pension helps too.
Didnt stallone bang this broad after marc gastino disgarded her?
Which Stallone?
Because Frank is the man and gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Brigitte Nielsen. Rosie’s cop bitch looks like her in that shades picture. I figured people would get the Rocky 5 reference but I guess not.
After Flava Flav, I think we’d all prefer to forget.
And it’s ROCKY 4, bro.
Jesus Christ! The one with Dolph and James Brown, FFS.