Two years ago around this time we got a lot of bad exit speeches after blogging about Rosie O’Donnell’s newest scissoring sister – Worcester horseback cop Elizabeth Rooney.
It was the perfect match. Rosie’s rich so she got her choice of scissoring partners, and the cop is already experienced with riding horses so Rosie was the natural choice.
I figured the whole thing was just a rich old hag having some fun, and a young woman getting some free clout of it, but then they went and got engaged.
That made no sense. Unless of course there was no pre-nup, in which case Rosie is the stupidest radical leftist of them all.
But alas it was not meant to be:
Rosie O’Donnell and fiancée Elizabeth Rooney have reportedly broken up after two years together. According to RadarOnline, O’Donnell, 57, hasn’t mentioned Rooney, 34, “in a while,” and scrubbed the Boston police officer from her Instagram. Rooney scrubbed her Instagram clean of any references to their engagement. As Radar readers recall, the Massachusetts police officer first showed off her massive sparkler gifted by O’Donnell last October. That post has since been deleted. Rooney also deleted the letter “R” and a diamond ring emoji from her Instagram bio. Rooney also deleted O’Donnell from her social media, including a photo from Oct. 2018 showing off her engagement ring.
It’s been reported that Rosie wanted Officer Trophywife to quit her job and move to New York, but she wouldn’t. Gotta give it to her – that’s dedication right there. If I had to choose between a life in Worcester dealing with shitheads all day and a lifetime of pampering and riches, and all I had to do was agree to fiddle around with Rosie’s lady bits a couple times a week, I’d be wife #3 in no time. Sure, I’d probably kill myself with pills after Rosie divorced me like her first wife did, but it would be worth it.
Then again, that’s gotta be the biggest slap in the face to Rosie. Her hot cop fiance chose a life of putting her life on the line every day in Worcester over living in a New York City penthouse with Rosie. Ouch!
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