Smiles And Sunshine

Round 2: The Turtleboy App Is Once Again Available On Google Play, Here’s How To Get It

Last week we finally got the Turtleboy App up on Google play, but it didn’t last long because it got flagged for pornography. Long story short, we got it fixed. Here’s the link.

Apparently for Android users you have to follow these stepsLet us know if it’s working or not. Couldn’t come at a better time because we’ve gotten a lot of messages in the last 24 hours about redirects for free iPhones. We’re working on fixing that, but apps by their very nature do not redirect. So download the app and have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up and ride the turtle.

12 Comment(s)
  • Snarf
    February 16, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    The Android app works. Just download and install (shame you have to do that). Might want to link it at the top of the page along with the Facebook and Twitter links.

  • App Sucks
    February 14, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Like the idea of an app but get rid of the annoying pop ups. But you can’t even read an article without an “leave this page/stay on this page” pop up constantly until you click “leave this page”. Then you can’t even get back to the article without closing and restarting the app and finding the article again. Fix this issue and I’d probably keep the app..

  • Nope
    February 13, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Link not working.

  • didi is a dumb ngr
    February 13, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Yeah it ain’t there. Maybe 3rd time’s a charm then…..

  • Hugh Jass
    February 13, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    My grrrl DeDe and her SJWs clan will just report your crappy app again. This is your FB presence contretemps redux!!! Snicker…

    • White Cop
      February 13, 2018 at 1:59 pm

      Good. I’ll return the favor by pulling over black people just because they’re black, then smashing their headlight and writing them a ticket for faulty equipment if by some chance they don’t have drugs in the vehicle. You play your games, we play ours. And of course, we always win.

      • Hugh Jass
        February 13, 2018 at 2:33 pm

        You are a mall cop… Snicker. Run along I think some teens are making too much noise at Annie’s Pretzels.

        • White Cop
          February 13, 2018 at 2:54 pm

          Nah, I’ll be waiting for your fat ass to slither out of the gay bar drunk and trying to drive home, then I’ll book you for DUI, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, even if you didn’t resist arrest. Thanks for making my job so rewarding.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 13, 2018 at 3:47 pm

            You could not find your behind with both hands, sport. But I’m saving this entire thread to show how you are threatening lgbt folks.

  • Your App Developer Sucks!
    February 13, 2018 at 11:17 am

    P.O.S. App! Pop-ups for free iPhones and porn! Yeah, that’s great!

    Hey, how’s the FB lawsuit going? Interesting to see an ad popup on your website that indicates that Zuckerberg’s wife has done something! SMFH!

    Hey, how are those TurtleCrap/Patriots “winning” shirts/jerseys going?

    Yeah, feed us some more of your TurtleCrap!

    • Kevin "The Murderer" Lynch
      February 13, 2018 at 11:29 am

      And yet you’re always here…

    • Cracker
      February 13, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      Oh look, it’s the token goldbrick layabout fat negro DiDi, or at least one of her similarly shaped and equally worthless lickspittles. Hey there, negro.

      Thanks for giving sane white people (or as you call the suburban soccer MILF trophy wife guilt addicts to their faces, “wypipo”) more reasons to look down on black people.

      As a whole, your race can’t get out of their own way and are born to fuck up everything they touch, so naturally you depend on whites to survive. You live because we allow it, so we still own you.

      Remember that.

      Now go back to shifting your huge stinking bulk around on the couch eating ice cream and watching “The Real” like the useless piece of disposable shit that you are.

      Later, spook.

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