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Roxbury Rumper Pumper Starts GoFundMe After Displacing Multiple Families By Starting Fire And Abandoning Cat And Pregnant Friend Despite Having All Expenses Paid For By Boston Housing And Getting Drunk In Motel

 

This is Taylor Glavin from Boston.

As you can see, she is an aspiring Instagram model.

Taylor lives in a housing project in Roxbury that caught on fire last week.

Shortly afterwards she made a $10K GoFundMe for “first last and security,” despite the fact that Boston housing put her in a Holiday Inn until she gets a brand new apartment at no cost to her.

 

To get people to donate she went to the house the next day to film the ashes using her Newport narrator voice, which included her dead cat which she left behind.

“Just when you think you got everything right….”

Girl, you live in a housing project in Roxbury. If that’s right then I don’t wanna know what’s wrong.

The building was a multi-family home, but Taylor is really upset that other people besides herself are getting attention and sympathy. Except there’s a twist – by her own admission she’s the one who started the fire.

Other families are milking it, but she’s the one with the GFM who started the fire in the first place. Makes sense.

According to others it was actually her ma dukes who started the fire and they actually left a pregnant woman behind to fend for herself.

As you can see, they are alleging Taylor has a bad crack habit that you’d be contributing to if you donate to the GoFundMe. I for one find that hard to believe, as she appears to be a learned scholar who would never give Diego the friendly neighborhood crack dealer a handy for a crack rock.

If the “my story isn’t done yet” Facebook filter had a face. As you can the bags under her eyes have grown their own bags, but unfortunately double bagging it in the bedroom is something she passed on.

This is her Mom Darlene who allegedly started the fire.

You know you’re a ratchet when you list your employment as the welfare office, the only thing you have to say about yourself in your bio is how you simply will not shut the fuck up under any circumstances, and your profile picture contains a hashtag about recovery as you drink Captain Morgan’s out of the handle straight.

If “I grew up in Southie but got out once all the yuppies who think they’re better than us moved in” had a face.

Shockingly there was no mention of the crotch fruit’s father in the fire, even though he claims his daughter is his number 100 emoji, followed closely by “gettin to this bag,” which I’m sure is totally not a reference to selling crack.

Unfortunately they have an up and down relationship since he got caught dipping his bologna baton in other women and got called out for it by Taylor.

Even though she stayed loyal to him while he was in jail and knocked up a rival ho.

It’s OK though, because even though he’s often incarcerated, doesn’t care for his child, and was not there to save his daughter when his baby momma in law (is that a thing?) lit their apartment on fire, he did get her name tattooed on the back of his neck.

So their relationship is fixed at this point. A Roxbury love story to remember.

The rest of the fam is even more cultured. Meet the sister Morgan.

Just in case you forgot where to stick it she comes with her own tutorial.

Of course she’s wearing slippers while taking a stroll through a public area. Because, of course she is.

You may notice she has the word “Daquan” tattooed over her eyelid, which she live streamed herself getting done, presumably because that’s her manz for life.

Except the guy she’s hoodrat married to goes by Adonis.

And Adonis is clearly going places in life.

Living in a Holiday Inn shouldn’t be a big adjustment for the Roxbury Rumper Pumper though, since Taylor and her friends like to drag her daughter along with two other crotch fruits to motel rooms where they go on Facebook Live and pour Yager and chocolate syrup down their gullets while speaking in DCF voice.

If you have some time to kill and wanna watch one of the most ratchet live streams ever recorded feel free to watch part 2 of the ratchet motel night. Sadly you can hear a child in the background asking for dinner while the sperm sponge she had the bad luck to come out of gets crunk with her land walrus of a friend who also has a baby with her in the room. Luckily they feed her a cookie for dinner at the 16:20 mark.

Then in the next video they invited a complete stranger in named Ashley from Reading who they met at the Red Roof Inn to roll a blunt and smoke it with the kids in the room.

Shockingly these crack donkeys burned their own apartment down. Weird, because they seem so responsible.

Anyway, as amusing as these jizz gorillas are it’s scary that they’re allowed to have children who depend on them for survival and likely look up to them as models for how human beings should behave. They also hurt other families and a firefighter.

And now they’re scamming people with a GoFundMe even though the taxpayers will take care of them for the rest of their worthless existence on this planet, and urging people not to have sympathy for the actual victims of this fire.

 

 

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45 Comment(s)
  • fatty
    December 19, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    if only we could toss everyone like her in a gas chamber. what a fat, grotesque human.

  • Jack
    Planned Parenthood, do your job!
    December 19, 2020 at 12:15 am

    This has to be a joke, but I know it’s not. One thing for sure, the deadbeats all end up on GoFundMe. Some things never change.

  • Jerry go get your kids!
    December 18, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Jerry took off on his kids and look what happened. Im sure they used the mothers forehead to shield them from the flames. This is some honey boo boo shit. All of them are crackheads with down syndrome. All you see is forehead. Never give up…really Darlene?? It looks like you gave up on this a long time ago. Let’s just say, shit is up in flames

  • They are likely TB fans
    December 18, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    They look, act, and probably even smell like mos TB fans

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..
    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

  • caveman
    December 18, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    10k goal on her go fund me…. Cause I’m sure she has 10k worth of stuff…haha!! Bet that bitch doesn’t even have 3k worth of shit. Probably didn’t pay for any of it in the first place.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 18, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    This article could be called ‘Candidates for Euthanasia!’

    Thanks to the welfare system for taking Darwinism out of the equation.

  • I see dumb people.. And i hate to say it it might actually be us working folk
    December 18, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Wait so you mean to tell me if i quit working, i can actually get free hotel rooms and maid services along with a pool spa gym and then after my hotel vacation ill get a free apartment… Why the fuck am i out here busting my ass plowing and shoveling 2 ft of snow for 48 hours straight with no sleep or appreciation… Scraping and scrouging all the blood money i make to save up to own a home… Damn im doing this life thing all wrong this shits for the birds.. If i didnt have this stupid shit called pride i would just become a welfare leach… shit they get to spend all day with thier kids (i mean looking to get crunk) i gotta spend all day working and give half my pay to the state and federal government and insurance fuck that shit im in the wrong line of work… Said every hard working american ever

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 18, 2020 at 5:18 am

    I feel awful for the poor bastard that has to clean that room, you see, Section 8 hotel living comes with the room service, the pool, and the lounge. She’s living better now in that Hotel on OUR dime than she ever lived back on the hood. This state sucks.

  • Man of Few Words
    December 17, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Our tax dollars at work.
    This must stop.

  • Wastefield Bartender
    December 17, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    For fucks sake!! Dr. McGillicuddys peppermint schnapps with generic chocolate syrup as a chaser??? These fat bitches need to kill themselves.

  • pro trump 2020
    December 17, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    anyone making less than 200k a year is a fucking worthless human being. shove them in ovens.

    • Joe Biden
      December 17, 2020 at 7:02 pm

      I agree 100%. Poor people don’t have any money to pay taxes to fund all my programs. We need more rich people so I can suck them dry.

      • pro trump 2020
        December 18, 2020 at 12:24 am

        nope fuck you too. should fuck over poor people instead but you won’t.

  • INSEST IS BEST
    December 17, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    The Mother and both Daughters Seriously look like they have Downs Syndrome. There is definitely some genetic disorders in that family. Grandparents must of been brother and sister or some other very close family members. Looks like the entire Family is on Welfare and free Project apartments. They should all have to get forehead tattoos like the sister saying
    “INBREEDING”

  • I DEMAND You Stop Using My Face Immediately!!!
    December 17, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Sincerely,
    The Cowardly Lion, Esq

    P.S. “Put ’em uuup…Put ’em uuuup!!

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 17, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    I wonder if the genetic lottery had a smoke after fucking her that hard.

  • Yet....
    December 17, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    People still think whites are any better than any other group of people…LOL. We’re all the same. All shitbags of different colors.

    • Beverly Farms
      December 17, 2020 at 2:31 pm

      Absolutely not.
      The only points she scored on the up side of the list was that she wasn’t a nagger.
      Wasn’t much in her favor but she isn’t the bottom rung like the that Fat Assed Niggris Monica Cannot Grant.

    • Speak for yourself...
      December 17, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      …”shitbag”.

  • New boot goofin'
    December 17, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Why are there so many scum bags in the world?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      December 17, 2020 at 8:51 pm

      The percentages are still the same, it just seems like there’s more of them due to overabundant trash reality TV and the social medias throwing it in the working stiff’s faces.

  • Downtown
    December 17, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Shoot the kid.
    Scrape off the tattoos, slather her in that cheap moisturizer and drag her backwards through the streets behind a car.
    Run over the sister.
    Take the cannoli’s.
    Problem solved.

  • Old Tom Morris
    December 17, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    A faux leather Chicago Bulls flat brim! All hail, King of the Ratchets!

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Ahab
    December 17, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    “Aye, aye! It was that accursed white whale that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!” Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: “Aye, aye! and I’ll chase her round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give her up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till she spouts black blood and rolls fin out.”

    • Ishmael
      December 17, 2020 at 1:47 pm

      Word that.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        December 17, 2020 at 8:53 pm

        Call me, Ish.

        We’re due to go drinking.

  • Earl
    December 17, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    When pondering its future with this lot of losers…the cat actually ran back into the fire.

    • Disco Inferno
      December 17, 2020 at 2:39 pm

      Or as the old joke goes, “He ain’t dead, lady. He’s hiding!”

  • Michael Skalel
    December 17, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    She is an Instagram Model, oh fuck, I’m still laughing at that…a fucking Instagram model, that is rich, oh, killing me here

  • BucketNutz
    NBC ya you know me
    December 17, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Dear Chairman Ye,
    Any chance the next biological agent you release can focus on fat, tattooed whores like this?
    Thanks,
    Normal Americans

  • Jimmy Bulger
    December 17, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    D street trash. A fucking disgrace.

    • Tommy Fitz Ticket Scalper
      December 17, 2020 at 2:45 pm

      Watch it shitstain. I grew up on D street

  • Can the snow bury certain people?
    December 17, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I nominate this crew as the ratchet family of 2020.

    • Willie Gross
      December 17, 2020 at 12:59 pm

      I just filed a 51a on this pig

  • Cousin Eddie
    December 17, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Do they all have Down’s Syndrome? It looks like it.

  • ITCHY_BALLS
    December 17, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    How the fuck do these kunts not see what we see before they post their shit??

  • Dees nutz
    December 17, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    I officially knocked a couple digits off of my IQ due to watching that video..

    • Stacilynn Winegarden
      December 17, 2020 at 2:04 pm

      And if you’re not that bright to begin with Denise, then you might have some serious issues !!!!!

  • Ed Geins Lamp Shade
    December 17, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Bet her pussy looks like someone stuck a 1/4 stick up there and lit the fuse!

  • Peter Dinklage
    December 17, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    would

  • When the grid goes down
    December 17, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    Idiocracy is the greatest modern movie ever made. The elite European world masters have set up America for a colossal catastrophe of biblical proportions. When the dust settles they will have conquered this country w/o firing a single shot. The future looks bleak.

  • Z
    December 17, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Why just Y

  • Ratchet hoes
    December 17, 2020 at 11:34 am

    I’m tired of these disgusting people.

  • The Jack In The Box Rapper From Waraq
    December 17, 2020 at 11:30 am

    That is one sweet Chicago Bulls Flat brimmed cap!

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    December 17, 2020 at 11:26 am

    400lbs of shit in a 100lbs bag. Riiight?!?!

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