Salem Antifa Cheesehog Therapist Is Really Mad That We Called Out Lynn Woman For Lying About Kidnapping, Lynn Woman Sends Deskie Never Ending Sentagraph


Earlier in the day I published a blog about some purple haired goth chick who made up an insane story about almost being kidnapped in the middle of Lynn before fighting off her would be kidnappers. It has now been shared over 2,000 times because people are fucking idiots who blindly believe everything they see on Facebook.

I mean, she didn’t even try. She has no markings on her neck, the blood was still wet, she didn’t go to the cops, she didn’t go to the hospital, she didn’t know if it was a van or SUV, she didn’t have a description of her imaginary assailant, and I’m pretty sure I can see her fingerprint in the blood under her nose because she put it there (which wouldn’t be bleeding if she was hit in the head with a blunt object).

I figured once we blogged about this we’d get the standard delete and retreat. Instead she’s all up in our inbox bothering Abi with never ending sentagraphs.

“Offaly upset.”

That’s my new favorite ratchet misspelling of all time.

So….she didn’t rush home and put those pictures on Facebook right away? Then why was the blood still wet? Oops! Didn’t think that one through did you Fartney?

Now the vehicle could’ve also been a pickup truck, because I get those confused with vans and SUVs all the time. She wouldn’t know, because she was too busy looking at the guy’s face, which she hasn’t described either.

Here’s my question – if it really happened, and you’re not going to the police about it, aren’t you going to feel bad when he kidnaps and rapes someone else? I mean, do you think somehow who would do something so brazen would just call it a day after that? Oh right, it never actually happened in the first place, and she knows if she files a police report they’ll pull camera footage and find out that she’s lying. Better off keeping it up for Facebook likes instead.

Notice at the end of that rant how she gives herself away too – she got more likes and shares than we did. Because that’s all this was ever really about.

She continued….

  1. We made it out to be a joke, because it is in fact a joke. It was so laughably unbelievable that we couldn’t help but blog about it. You have no idea the amount of people who inboxed us your completely fabricated story, which is why you took public comments off in the first place.
  2. We don’t need your permission to post images from your Facebook page on the blog. That’s not how the Internet works.
  3. You’re not making anyone aware of anything. You’re causing panic when there is no need to. If anything you made people less likely to believe a story like this if it really did happen.
  4. I anxiously await hearing from your attorney and look forward to the lawsuit. The discovery process will be fun once my attorney obtains video footage from outside the store you were at.
  5. Come on the live show tonight if you’d like to explain your side of the story. You won’t.

She continued….

  1. You’re not getting any messages saying you should be raped. If you were you’d post them too.
  2. You don’t want to be in the public eye, yet you posted on Facebook and had it shared over 2,000 times. You’re also making no effort to take it down. Makes sense.
  3. I highly doubt WBZ reached out to do an interview with you, but if they did (which is possible because they are fake news) and you turned them down, it only further proves that you’re making this all up.

Meanwhile over on a Lynn Facebook group everyone’s talking about this, and it’s just mind boggling how many people took this OBVIOUS lie seriously.

“If she’s lying let her lie, don’t publicly shame her.”

Nah. I think I’m gonna go ahead and call out liars who share viral Facebook lies instead. If you  make up a lie like this then you are trash. Real victims should speak up, and unfortunately it’s harder for them to do so because of liars like this.

Is that even really a question? How can you be alive today and not understand that people make shit up for attention? Do I really have to explain this one Jackie?

And look who else shared it….

Jenn Nakhai is the plus sized Antifa therapist featured on Turtleboy in early September. She’s friends with Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll, and is projecting the built up anger she has inside from being an unmarried, childless, slovenly masked ravioli.

Just a sad person really.

And because people like her are devoid of facts they have to resort to making things up when they get called out on their bullshit.


See that? That’s what actual libel looks like? Should I sue her guys? I mean, I could. It’s pretty textbook. She literally just makes up the following very serious lies because she knows that I’m right and she’s wrong:

  1. I’m a sex offender. There is registry for sex offenders. I’m not on it. Nor have I ever been accused of, arrested for, charged with, or convicted of a sex crime.
  2. I never taught at a Worcester high school, nor was I ever fired from my teaching job.
  3. I never had sex with a female student, nor was that alleged.
  4. No charges were filed so no charges could ever be dismissed.

If I wanted to do the same to her I could say that she raped a 14 year old boy, but I think it would be pretty hard for anyone to imagine a heterosexual male getting a hard on while looking at this.

She REALLY didn’t like that people were sharing our blog in that group though.

Hey cheesehog, no one believes this woman because she’s lying, not because she’s a woman. Do I have any proof that she’s lying? No. But I do have a shitload of really solid evidence, and when you combine that with logic and/or reason, there’s really no other conclusion you can reach. I also don’t have any proof that Jussie Smollett made up a lie either, but we all know he did.

P.S. Just gonna leave this here.

Draw your own conclusions about her bloody nose.



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49 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    December 14, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    In that bathroom photo that cheese hog looks like she consumed an entire full bird turkey. While she was devouring it she probably looked at family members, growled and or spit, and then went back to eating. Kinda like a coyote feasting on its prey to be interrupted by some taking out the trash.

    Hey you dumb cunts, both of you suck. And hey hog swamp land beast- just cuz you have a bunch of degrees or certificates framed up in some type of borderline personality disorder/narcissistic/ sycophant shit show does not mean you are smart or intelligent.

    It means you were on enough on adderall to pay attention to the indoctrination programming and never questioned it.

    You think you’re doing everyone a favor which is the exact opposite of how a therapist should think and portray themselves. I hope all the drugs you prescribe yourself leads to amphetamine psychosis and your ass being sectioned indefinitely.

    Everyone knows you take made addys to make your fat ass lose weight when in reality all it’s doing is making you a future patient at McLean for amphetamine psychosis you stupid slam beast. No one likes you.

    When you walk by people and they laugh and you u get that insecure feeling (amp’d up By like 50x cuz bitch is jacked 24×7) that people are laughing at you…. they are laughing at you and no amount of college paper or uppers is going to change that.

    I know a few organic farmers that can send you to a rendering plant to make use of your insane amount of fat.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    December 14, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Love it how some one says, “he slept with a student” and the next person says, “ well I’ll have to check on that.” I’ve read it so many times in the comments and I chuckle every time. Seems like all those fb friends are not so quick to believe. lol TuhTuhBoy For Life
    Stop being ratchet, you’ll stop being featured. Simple.

  • TurtleNewb
    December 13, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    I say sue. We see the accusation that you’re a sex offender as the most common comeback to your blogs. it may just make these people think twice about what they say on the internet. You probably won’t get anything off the average jackass featured here, but antifa therapist might have a few bucks. She can serve as an example.

  • Shellaced
    December 13, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    My buddy knows this cunt from Lynn
    He picked her up at a bar and she had him give her a big Cleveland steamer between her tiny tits

  • Renfro
    December 13, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    I’d like to meet her fucking shit bag attorney
    Probably hangs out in the shithouse at the courthouse
    TB I’d be shitting my pants if I were you


  • Renfro
    December 13, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Jesus she’s as ugly as a barrel of assholes with the good ones picked out
    She probably fits right in in Lynn

  • atre
    December 13, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Perhaps she did not report the incident to police becuase of the police’s history and reputation of doubting women who report incidents of assault and their well documented track record of blaming the victims of assault cases rather than taking meaningful action to remedy the situations.

    Also, she may have felt that rather than taking the matter to police, who would have most likely not issued warnings to the community about potential attackers at large, her warning given on social media would have reached more citizens more swiftly and thus had a more postive, safeguarding effect for her community.

    • My Hunch
      December 14, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      I’m pretty sure the lying cunt this story is about made the above comment. Nobody else could possibly be that fucking stupid

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 13, 2019 at 10:19 am

    I’m offaly upset that our state has one of the best public school systems in the country, and this is what we turn out.

    Keep doubling-down on the lies too. No one, and I mean no one would be in a 11-12 year relationSHIT with you, bitch. They would either OD, commit suicide or wind up in prison in half that time. Please just go play in traffic…

    • proffessor cunt
      December 13, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      I find it amusing that everyone has jumped on the band wagon of criticizing the misspelling of awfully when many of the articles and most of the comments on this site contain spelling and grammar mistakes

      • Renfro
        December 13, 2019 at 2:56 pm

        Professor lick my asshole

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    December 13, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Read “Offaly” and could not, for the life of me, remember the correct spelling. It was r-tard by proxy.

    • NH Turtle Rider
      December 13, 2019 at 10:08 am

      Omg me too!!! Lol I sat there for 30 seconds trying to get that spelling out of my head and remember how you actually spell it. It literally turned my brain to mush!

  • hartf811
    General Robert E.
    December 13, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Further proof the ugly shouldn’t breed.

  • John Blutarsky
    December 13, 2019 at 8:24 am

    Fat, useless cunt. Get you fat fucking ass to the gotdamn gym!
    And the fucking skank lying about the attack is a fucking illiterate asshole. I don’t bother to read shit from these people who can’t string together a motherfucking coherent sentence.

    • sorcerer
      December 13, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Hi John, Could you please string together a coherent sentence without using profanity for crutch-words?

  • Don’t Buy It
    December 13, 2019 at 7:29 am

    There isn’t five square feet of Lynn that isn’t covered with cameras. If this really happened to Smurf head it would be simple to prove
    So, obviously it didn’t happen

    • cctvftw
      December 13, 2019 at 1:58 pm

      It is so obvious I agree. Your logic is sound.

  • Chip Striker
    December 13, 2019 at 5:49 am

    there Is no way anyone who colors their hair purple would ever do something to seek attention !!!

    BTW, great call on the fingerprint, I looked closer and laughed my ass of!!

    • fuck the purple haired
      December 13, 2019 at 2:04 pm

      I agree Chip. The hair coloring types are a vastly different breed to the website creating, article writing, and post commenting types. The former are just attention seeking, while the latter are genuinely trying to express themselves.

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 13, 2019 at 2:22 am

    Offal: the viscera and trimmings of a butchered animal often considered inedible by humans.
    Offaly; the bullshit of a fantasist, considered unswallowable by humans.

    • Offaly Lass
      December 13, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      Offaly is also a county in Ireland

  • Cheddah
    December 13, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Please PLEASE sue the shit out of this fat Antifa cunt! You owe it to yourself and all of us who dole out money to your lawsuits.. It would make it even sweeter if Antifa had to dip into their funds to support her fat smelly ass..

  • ChipChipperson
    December 13, 2019 at 12:15 am

    And another thing, if you walk into a therapist’s office and she’s clearly unable to control her lust for milk shakes and gravy, would you sit down and listen to any of her advice?

  • ChipChipperson
    December 13, 2019 at 12:11 am

    3 Vietnamese children died stitching together that polkadot mumu.

    • Hugh Mungous
      December 13, 2019 at 7:27 am

      That’s funny, what a complete fucking slob she is

  • They're angry because they're failing as women
    December 12, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    I’m a middle age women but and it’s obvious to me these chics are mad at men in general. I suspect it’s not because they’re abusing them but because they’re ignoring them. These identities they’ve chosen are getting shitty results and if they don’t like it then change. All the crazy victim talk poor hygiene and rampant obesity are not in demand to men. That’s not mens fault. Facts.

  • Elijah's final fart
    December 12, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    jenn nakhai is really, really big
    even bigger than a 400lb pig
    she stand when she pees
    directly into a breeze
    this method extinguishes her cig

    Jenn Nakhai the greasy warpig has slandered uncle turtoo boy with her outlandish lies. The punishment should be no french fries for 1 year.
    Can you imagine the stench of her nether regions. Filthy lying fraud

    • jerry nadler
      December 13, 2019 at 9:11 pm

      I love you man (in a non sexual way)

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    December 12, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    “Offaly upset” was good, but personally I liked “relation-shit” better.

  • WeRFucked
    December 12, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    I wouldn’t.
    Either of them.
    That says a lot about the liar and the plumper girl with all the useless degrees who listens to other peoples problems, which makes her feel better about herself.

  • Horace Pinker
    December 12, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    3 years removed from a 12 year abusive relationship?
    Was she dating Jeffery Epstien?
    She doesnt look much older than 23

  • Ann Arexia
    December 12, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    She’s pretty fluent in bimbonics, english, not so much…

  • Jeff J
    Now Now....
    December 12, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Oh Jan…..just stop. You know you don’t have an attorney.
    It is amazing, though, how many ratchets have their ‘attorneys’ on retainer. ((Chuckle Chuckle))

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 12, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Obviously she was in an abusive relationship. You’re allowed to hit adult females with blue hair. It’s actually encouraged.

  • randiguy2006
    December 12, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Alot of people are saying you raped a girl.

    • Gone Girl
      December 12, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      Logical fallacy. Argumentum ad populum : In argumentation theory, an argumentum ad populum (Latin for “argument to the people”) is a fallacious argument that concludes that a proposition must be true because many or most people believe it, often concisely encapsulated as: “If many believe so, it is so.”

      Well , come back when you can learn to argue.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      December 12, 2019 at 8:16 pm

      A lot of people are stupid cunts who repeat libellous statements without realising they may get sued for it.

      Now, off you fuck, you dicksplash.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        December 12, 2019 at 11:46 pm

        We spell it realizing you stupid fuck. Why are you up so late? go to bed, asshole.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        December 13, 2019 at 11:06 am

        Hey DS, congrats on the win last night.
        The Brits spoke, loud and clear, and they denounced globalism.
        Welcome to the great awakening.

    • My God People are Dumb As Shit
      December 13, 2019 at 10:49 am

      “alot” ??? You dumb fuck. Did you miss third grade? Wtf.

  • randiguy2006
    December 12, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    You making fun of someone else’s spelling is big time irony.

    • WeRFucked
      December 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm

      Do you know the difference between words that are obviously misused, or mistyped?
      I do.
      You don’t.

  • Hellboy
    December 12, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    You really should sue Fat Jenn for deformation.

    • Nostrils Troubled by Fat Women
      December 12, 2019 at 6:07 pm

      Yup, sue that massively bloated bovine for “deformation of a (formerly) human body.” Plus, I guarantee that beast stinks.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    December 12, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Lmao!!!!! I love it. They have zero proof about anything but they get so mad that you’re right and they are wrong that they spew the same bullshit as always. He’s a rapist who raped a child at school. Yet they never can get any proof of it so they say it was “dismissed”. That fat disgusting whale is just miserable and just knowing that that yeast infection of a person goes home every night and wallows in her own self loathing makes me grin from ear to ear. Just knowing that yeast infection of a person goes home every night and wallows in her own self-loathing makes me grin from ear to ear. The majority of turtle riders are by the way always good looking people can sit back and enjoy the fact we can spend the holidays with loved ones, family members and friends while that disgusting pig will most likely be either by herself or with other disgusting anqueffa members who are all just miserable as her and discuss how they think their pathetic antics will finally oust Trump. Hahahahaha

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 12, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Antifa? Shit that fat bitch needs to join Antifat!

      What’s she use for a bandana? A tarp?

      • You do the same shit tho?
        December 13, 2019 at 9:13 pm

        Bro how many articles you fabricate and lie to make your story’s more interesting u are the king of that shit scram I am gonna catch u one day cant wait you’ll least expect me u think I am long forgotten about can’t wait lmao soon my friend soon

  • Dr. Seuss
    December 12, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    This is evidence that our public school system is an abject failure.

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