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Sally Suboxone Arrested For Spitting On A Disabled Woman On MBTA Is The Official Mascot Of Meth Mile 


WBZTransit Police identified and arrested a woman accused of spitting on and attacking a disabled person last week in Harvard Square. Joanna Drafahl, 20, of South Boston was charged with assault and battery on a disabled person in connection with the July 31 assault. On Friday, Transit Police shared photos of the woman wanted for the incident. As a result of tips from the public, Drafahl was identified.

If Meth Mile had a face.

Suboxone Sally doesn’t care if you’re in a wheelchair. If you look at her the wrong way she’s gonna spit in your face and then hit you. But it’s not her fault because she’s got that “disease” that’s been going around. The one that gets everyone to make excuses for you so that you don’t have to do it yourself.

She was evidently turned in my her mother, who wants nothing to do with her.

Just to be clear, if one my semen demons did this I would turn them in a heartbeat too. Not only because they’d be a douchebag who completely failed me, but because jail is the best place for them. The most dangerous place she could be is back in Ayanna Pressley’s district getting high at one of the state sanctioned injection sites before getting free healthcare at at BMC.

It’s hardly her first run in with the law either.

Robbery, A&B, drug possession on Boylston Street. I guess Diego doesn’t take food stamps anymore, so you gotta do what you gotta do.

According to her Facebook page (Lily Rose) she’s pretty familiar with Meth Mile.

Oh look, it’s her prom date. Pretty much anyone in that picture is good enough for a ride on the bologna baton.

You should’ve realized she was ratchet from the dog filters, non-ironic use of BAE and 100 emojis, blunt selfies, “self employed status,” her to desire to be choked, and her big Tuesday plans of getting drunk on the beach in order to throw rocks at seagulls (probably).


When she’s not getting choked by her local drug dealer in exchange for some free testers you can find her at the local Red Roof in for buy one get one half off night.

Newports. Nuff said.

Don’t worry though, she’ll be out of jail in no time and back in Meth Mile where she can make no strides towards recovery but “activists” can feel good about themselves by convincing themselves that giving junkies clean needles makes them virtuous.


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43 Comment(s)
  • The Name Game
    August 7, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Joanna Drafahl “JoMamma Drag Fool” tries to be cute in a park setting and flower wreath filter with the finger coy look, but I bet it’s only to hide the ugly chancre on her lip.

    • Robert Deleo, State Rep.
      August 9, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      The great thing aboiut meth mouth is the blow job is out of this world. I will pay her well and supply her with plenty of meth.

    • Fred Durst
      August 11, 2019 at 3:15 pm

      Im her Uncle and this is the best shit ever, she’s always been disrespectful, chasing after dope n dick. Im glad this shit finally caught up to her I’m surprised she didn’t get it together after being caught with some cocaine.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    August 6, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Uncle turtle turd is now using the term methadone mile like he invented the term and anybody and everybody can go back on his postings and see he never used it before that dumbass c/o got the shit kicked out himself, that lttle girl could be anbodys daughter so don’t laugh it does t help anybody

  • Talking dead
    August 6, 2019 at 2:05 am

    3 dudes in pic look like extras from the walking dead tv show

  • Judge dread
    August 5, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    I drove down methadone mile today around 4pm. Saw a few people passed out and one dude openly shooting up. When I got to he intersection on mass ave to run right to drive into the city, this black dude tore off his shirt, started screaming and punching a chain link fence. Then tried to wipe car windows. This is that corner right by BMC and the homeless shelter / injection site. The belly of the beast.

    It’s def a combination of meth and H mile now. H makes people pass out and shoplift, meth causes psychosis and schizophrenia. Seems like we have both of the, there now. Not a single BPD cruiser in sight.

    Ratchet Rollins at work.

    On another note driving down mass ave to memorial drive, TONS of hard body chicks jogging that are cut like diamonds.

    • Turtleboy its METHADONE MILE not METH MILE. Although there is an awful lot of meth now
      August 6, 2019 at 7:20 am

      i drive through there often for work and there is always police everywhere. Usually a paddy wagon, a statey or two and some local cops. Also its the xanax and klonopin making them steal. Most of them are on the methadone clinic and will combine their dose with xanax or klonopin which produces a heroin like high for very cheap. The ones sleeping are on heroin and the wacky ones are meth like you said. There is no injection site either. Drive down there though and people are openly shooting up, using the bathroom on the sidewalk, camping/living and everything else you can think of. Most people do not realize the scope of it and how there are literally hundreds of homeless people in a small few block area. This isn’t one or two people hanging on a few corners. Its a whole ecosystem of addiction, mental illness and homeless. And being honest this was going on before Rachel Rollins. We moved all the help for these types of people to one area from Quincy and it flooded the area with homeless/addicted/mentally ill.

      • george costanza
        The clenched starfish
        August 6, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        You are 1000% fucking wrong, the “tent” behind the 112 south Hampton shelter is used as an injection site with nurses to boot. How do I know? I know someone who works there. Keep believing mayor marty the cuck

  • Dreamer
    August 5, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Until you have lived the life of parent of an addict you can not judge this mother. At least she turned her daughter in and did the right thing, while you sit behind a keyboard and talk shit about something you obviously know nothing about. Screen shot photos and judge. You don’t know the hell these families go through. You dont know the pain a parent feels having to walk away so they can take care of the rest of their family because that one addict child is torturing the rest of the family. Why dont you do some actual research and step out from behind your computer…. You are just as low as the drug addicts you speak of

    • Enabler
      August 5, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      Spoken like a true lib. Dont need to do research to know heroin is poison that will eventually kill you. Grown ass adults choose to put poison in their bodies and I’m suppose to feel bad for them. I’ll save my sympathy for cancer patients. The ones who didnt choose to put poison in their bodies but yet are dealt a terrible hand in life. I’ve had an OD in the family so I do know the pain caused by a person’s selfish actions. Stop enabling, you are the problem.

    • hartf811
      August 5, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      Please go fuck yourself you sanctimonious shithead. If your kid OD’d and you didn’t realize that you were a royal screwup as a parent then you are as hopeless and helpless as your junkie assed waste product. Don’t tell me “if I haven’t experienced it” bullshit. Fire is hot. Most people with IQ’s over 70 know not to roll in it. Heroin is the same thing.

    • Gutter Muppet Honey
      August 5, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      Dear Dreamer,

      Cry me a fucking river because your shitty kid or some retard in your family has the ‘disease’.

      That’s all I got.

  • God's Plan
    August 5, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Jesus says to beat the demons out of her with a billy club.

  • Vote Democrat
    August 5, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    So that this junkie can receive an extra $1,000 stipend every month. It will help expedite the overdoses around the country. See, there is good and bad in everything!

  • Captain Trips
    Judge Bibaud
    August 5, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Her and Allie Bibaud should be roomies

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 5, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    She’s a junky junkie.

  • z
    August 5, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    If actor Max Perlich had a daughter.
    He was the guy with the hat in “Homicide: Life on the Street”.
    Which was filmed in Baltimore, so some things never change.

    • True Reality Speaks
      August 5, 2019 at 8:14 pm

      One of the best tv shows, EVAH!

  • Hugh Mungous
    August 5, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Is there a filter for those herpes sores around her mouth. Asking for a friend?

    • Bob Kraft
      August 5, 2019 at 12:52 pm

      Just so everyone knows, I’m Hugh’s friend and it wasn’t me asking.
      You assholes always think it’s me.
      It’s not.
      Fuck you all.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        August 6, 2019 at 8:31 am

        Correct, Bob.

        It was me who was asking.

  • ninja turtleboy
    August 5, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    ‘her mom cut ties with her a while ago because of issues’
    ‘her mom isn’t at fault’
    parents aren’t supposed to give up on their kids, no matter the extent of their issues. mom should have got this girl some help instead of abandoning her and maybe she would be in a different position.

    • z
      August 5, 2019 at 1:13 pm

      My sisters sister-in-law spent maybe 50 K on her kid over a 6 year period.
      Dead, Heroin/fentanyl.
      He also had an assault conviction where mom hired a good lawyer who got him probation.
      After the kid died, mom said that may be jail time would have done him a world of good.

      The kid was responsible for his demise, even though I do think it’s a disease. He was unwilling or unable to stay away from people and circumstances that tempted him. The sober clean him didn’t do what was needed to stay sober and clean. Do you expect a parent to wrap their kid in bubble wrap for all time? Lock the kid up in a room and feed him through a slot in the door?

      • Your just mashing it
        August 6, 2019 at 3:56 am

        60% of the time its shitty parents. By shitty I mean self absorbed morons. Like your sister in law.

    • Kim Wescott
      August 5, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      Consider for a moment, Ninja, that you may not know the whole story. One cannot help someone who is strung out on drugs until the person begins to think that maybe she has a problem.

      Maybe said person has been continuously physically, verbally, emotionally violent towards the mother.

      What you CAN do to help is finally recognize that an addict is extremely manipulative and will do absolutely anything to obtain his poison. He can show up with a new sob story crying and begging for money for food as he hasn’t eaten in 5 days….or money for a room so he can get cleaned up for that job interview in a few days..swearing to God he hasn’t used in a month and this time he finally has it together.

      If you say no because this has happened countless other times and you finally recognize you are helping him kill himself, he’ll cry more and make you feel so guilty, you’ll give in.

      Or maybe he shows up, says he’s clean, can he stay for a few months while he gets himself together. You find out many moths later he’s been robbing you blind the whole time, very carefully so you wouldn’t notice.

      Yes, I’ve lived through it, and until you have, you shouldn’t simplistically speak on the matter.

      • z
        August 5, 2019 at 1:34 pm

        That’s how it happened to the S-I-Ls kid.

        Home, street, home, street, program, home…… Died at home.
        Was in a walk-in program.
        The kid worked as a busboy under the table. Was clean (whatever that means) for awhile.
        Moved in with a chef who was also a junkie. Who was arrested and put back in jail. The kid got back into it with the chef.
        The kid comes back home and was going to start as a legit waiter in a couple of days. ODs and dies.

        The mom talks to the counselor. The guy says, that some of these deaths are “One last time, thanks for the memories”. The person is going straight and it will be the last time they ever use. They sometimes use more than normal so they can remember it.

        Mom had jump started him with NARCAN about a month previous. She couldn’t make her kid do anything. No one can make anyone do anything. You make your own hell.

        • Kim Wescott
          August 5, 2019 at 8:54 pm

          Thank you Z. And I’m sorry.

      • hartf811
        August 5, 2019 at 1:58 pm

        Cheaper alternative is for the parent to buy the purest available, $500 worth and surprise daddies little princess with the whole lot. Let her bounces off to her own personal cesspool. If she doesn’t assume room temperature within 2 days on her own, she will be killed by one of her junkie friends for the scraps. Accelerate the demise. Plant her and move on with your life.

    • MehMehMeh
      August 6, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      As someone who has personally seen to their own parents’ complete destruction of happiness via addiction, I can tell you with 100% certainty that what you said is bullshit. Parents can only do so much before they have to realize that they are only enabling and contributing to the problem. Being over a year sober myself, it’s easier to reflect on this more objectively.

      This is what happens in your scenario: You’ll put them through the same song and dance every time, with soft voices and gentle guidance, and hope that with their support you will finally overcome this demon. News flash: being in active addiction makes you the demon. It is only when the coddling and enabling stops, and they have no more fucks left to give, that you finally start to see the destruction you created. Instilling a false sense of security only further lends itself to helping an addict continue their self-destructive ways.

      People like you are the problem, as you continue to deflect all accountability to someone other than the addict themselves. Addicts need to see and understand that the consequences of their actions are what put them in the gutter, you can only feel sorry for someone for so long. Parents can be supportive by offering to bring them to a facility, creating strict boundaries within their household, and taking (or locking up) anything that isn’t nailed down from the addict. Then the addict can decide whether they want help or they should go elsewhere. Apologies for the angry response, it’s just frustrating seeing this time and time again.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 5, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    You can practically smell her from that mugshot. Gross.

  • bill fleming
    August 5, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    The MBTA is a moving asylum

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 5, 2019 at 11:51 am

    wow! that’s the toughest looking 20 i’ve seen so far.

  • JimmyBooms
    August 5, 2019 at 11:45 am

    You dont get high off Methadone it helps an addict get off heroin by blocking the receptors in the brain that would make them “sick” from coming off heroin or oxycodone. Suboxone is the same thing but the only problem is they then become addicted to suboxone or methadone which they get from a prescription so it really is the lesser of 2 evils and can help very bad addicts get off the street and live a somewhat normal life.

    • Kim Wescott
      August 5, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      I know junkies who sell their suboxone on the street. If you take enough at once, you can get high. There wouldn’t be a black market for it if you couldn’t get high off it.

      The $$$ from the sale of Suboxone helps pay for the heroin.

      There are docs who will provide RX for any junkie for Medicaid and a few extra bucks. Only requirement? Attend a half hour recovery group once a month. Also covered by Medicaid.

    • dex
      August 5, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      suboxone has a opioid blocker so you can’t use. subutex has no opioid blocker and is mostly prescribed for pregnant women.
      and methadone is a opioid so people do get high on it.

    • bitchtits flanagin
      August 5, 2019 at 9:49 pm

      Methadone is part of a category called opioids. It was created by German doctors during World War II. When it arrived in the United States, it was used to treat people with extreme pain. Today, your doctor may use it as part of your treatment for an addiction to heroin or narcotic painkillers.

      It works a lot like morphine does. You can take it as a tablet, a powder, or a liquid. It must be prescribed by a doctor. People who take it illegally often inject it, which exposes them to diseases like HIV.

      Even though it’s safer than some other narcotics, your doctor should keep a close watch on you while you take methadone. Taking it can lead to addiction or abuse.
      What Does It Do?

      Methadone changes the way your brain and nervous system respond to pain so that you feel relief. Its effects are slower than those of other strong painkillers like morphine. It blocks the high you get from drugs like codeine, heroin, hydrocodone, morphine, and oxycodone.

      Your doctor may prescribe methadone if you’re in a lot of pain from an injury, surgery, or chronic illness.

      It can also help if you’re in treatment for addiction to other opioids. It can give a similar feeling and prevent withdrawal symptoms. You may hear this called replacement therapy. Methadone replaces the opioids in your system with milder effects.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 5, 2019 at 11:26 am

    If she was good looking she’d at least have something going for her, but as she isn’t, she doesn’t

    I knew chicks like this years ago. Now they are either dead, or alone, worn out, and bitter. Pick one sweetie – those are your only future options on the road you’re taking.

  • bigdaddy
    August 5, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Self employed = I have an EBT card

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Your moms pussy
    August 5, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Reveling in someone else’s plight. Its METHADONE Mile not METH Mile dumb dumb. Big differences between Methamphetamine and Methadone

    • foleyworld
      Super Mario
      August 5, 2019 at 11:12 am

      Hey your Moms,
      The turtle is fully aware of the difference between meth and methadone… ( actually there ain’t much difference, they’re both toxic chemicals that scumbag junkies use to get high and sell their souls to) but the Turtle likes to employ a tactic known as “Sarcasm” google it, it’s pretty funny! Almost as funny as people like you who rush to the aid of these filthy creatures who willing choose to suck the devils dick and then create urban plight for all of us normal people to drive past on the way to work.

      • SassySwede
        August 5, 2019 at 2:53 pm

        Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence…
        Wonder where ‘your mom’s’ sits on that scale {insert eye roll here}

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 5, 2019 at 11:50 am

      Hey dummy, They are absolutely using crystal meth down there now. hence the uptick in random dancing in traffic, running naked through traffic and of course violence. gfys

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