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Scamela Anderson Showed Up On An East Bridgwater Free Stuff Group And Still Managed To Get Outed As The Chick That Burnt A Single Mom

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Holy mother of the back to school scam, check this chick out:

Michelle Fontes is her name and habitually ripping off hard-working folks is her game. Before we begin, you know we’re dealing with a 12/10 ratchet when you see this:

 

Snapchat filters, saving the world from unrecognized ratchets since 2011. You’d think by now that once someone saw an animal filter on a grown ass person that their jig would be up in terms of getting away with bullshit, but somehow people still haven’t caught on. This was Michelle’s most recent attempt at getting herself some free shit:

 

Granted, this group is called the East Bridgewater Free Club, and Ms. Stanton brings up a very good point. Also, 2 years old!? I didn’t know kids started school that young! It’s almost as if you’re just asking for all sorts of free shit now!

The really backasswards thing here was when the comments section turned into a war between naysayers and do-gooders. That shit was straight fire to the point where I’m surprised nobody called Fire Marshall Bill.

 

Things got stirred up when a few people started chiming in with warnings about this chick and the Turtle Signal  majestically shone bright in the clouds over Facebook:

 

At this point, the sister of Alysia Shunstrom shared with the group that Michelle is the very same chick who ripped her off when she was a working single mom who was struggling at the time and made lovely treats for parties and stuff to make ends meet. Michelle contacted her to whip up some snacks for her son’s birthday party and Michelle wrote her a bad check.

But we shouldn’t judge people who are working hard as hell to make some cash to feed their kids with no government assistance (Taxpayer money) because people do things they wouldn’t normally do (except she does this all the time) when they are desperate …for snacks for a birthday party she could somehow afford. But the second part of his comment is the best:

 

Oh good, you guys! Writing a bad check is merely “frowned upon” and not illegal.

 

Secondly, how the hell did this go from talking about a chick who has charges filed against her for not paying someone who provided a service to her to talking about “Goldman Sachs and Enron”!? Da fuq is he smoking that a chick who’s trying to make a few extra bucks is suddenly the Antifa version of Satan? Anyway, there were many more of the “Only God can judge” crew:

Not that anyone asked you, Donna, but yes the fuck we should. She scammed someone and that’s definitely something you should judge.  If you’re not about to judge this scenario, then I’m gonna start judging you. What have you done that somehow makes it so that you can find a way to justify this broad’s actions? Now I’m wondering about you. This is why people need to judge other people more. The more you judge, the more on the level you are is the way I see it.

However, I’m not about to take shit at face value, so I was oh so happy when Keri began posting screenshots of just how patient her sister was and just how screwed she got for being nice:

 

As you can see, it looks like Michelle had seen that the lady she ripped off had realized that she wasn’t going to be able to cash the check that she’d written from a closed account and ditched Facebook entirely. She also made it clear that she wasn’t fucking around and she was also a single mom so that hopefully she could get somewhere. Things started looking up when Michelle answered her texts, though:

 

 

Apparently, Michelle thinks that “reaching out” is responding to the text that the chick you’ve been dodging sent you after you deleted your FB profile. Turns out, Alysia was only going to get the run around again:

And again:

And despite being TOTALLY HONEST, again:

But she totally NOT LIKE THAT! And she so SORRYYYY! Because when you apologize in all caps and add extra letters, it makes everything OK. Finally they had made a deal that Michelle would pop some cash into Alysia’s PayPal account which seemed like agreat idea since Michelle was harder to pin down than her baby daddies:

Check out that date! November 15, this all started before the 6th of that same month! Michelle dragged this shit out for over a week and Alysia had to go to the courthouse since it was painfully obvious that she was played. Good luck to ever seeing any of that money ever again, Alysia.

This thread was so full of bullshit that I thought there wasn’t any more that could be pulled out of her ass, but I was wrong. Michelle decided to turn around and play cyber bully victim:

 

YOU DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL! Pump the brakes…so, it’s everyone else’s problem that you have children on Facebook?  Like they don’t already know by these ages that you’re scamming people left and right without a care in the world? Obviously everybody in the damn state knows what you’re about, so how the hell would they not know? Another thing, you’re not a high schooler. This isn’t cyber bullying. This shit is FACKS ,yo.

Whatever you’re thinking, Michelle,  that isn’t how this plays out. Everyone has the right to out you for being a scam artist so that everyone knows that this is the face of a fucking rip off queen:

 

I feel like the flower crown should be the official mark of scam artists everywhere. Like a scarlet letter, but for ratchets.

And que Michelle writing in to say that this is defamication of her charicoture. I look forward to hearing from her lawyer that I’m sure she has on retainer when she can’t afford for her 2-year-old to attend school… However, she might want to use her lawyer for trying, and failing, to beat these charges instead.

 

12 Comment(s)
  • Bill Clinton
    September 5, 2018 at 7:29 am

    I’d bust a nut on her face

  • CUNTWAGON
    September 5, 2018 at 6:42 am

    So sick of bitches whining about their crappy kids they expect the world to take care of

    • Drago
      September 5, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      That’s what they call being independent

  • Will Crusher
    September 4, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Another disgusting half-breed.

    • brian
      September 5, 2018 at 9:40 am

      THis lady may be a scum but being overtly racist only makes us look bad and empowers them. So good job

  • Local Observer
    September 4, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    You guys missed an important commenter…..Kelly Scamerico!!! She lives in a dumpy apartment in EB now and is a member of the East Bridgewater Free Hub. And that title Free Hub is in reference to another page, the East Bridgewater Hub, which was run by a local, self-important blowhard.

  • Dogfilter CNA
    September 4, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    A quick search of Massachusetts Board of Registration in Nursing shows that our Michelle is not nor has ever been any type of nurse.
    Just a filthy liar in possession of an expired CNA license from 2014.
    If I could attach a screenshot I would.

    • Summer
      September 5, 2018 at 9:50 am

      Thank you for the info! Excellent job

  • Summer
    September 4, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Did I read that correctly, she is a registered nurse?! Caring for sick defenseless patients?! Is it Brockton Hospital or as Traveling nurse? How scary!

  • cunt evaluator
    September 4, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Can we get some body pix of ms fontes? Perverts everywhere that are fond of latinas with fake blonde hair and full dsl’s would like to see. Thank you, at this time i can only go half mast in the would department.

    • Not wid my dick
      September 4, 2018 at 9:30 pm

      Time Out………… I believe I see an Adam’s Apple in her photo………. Tranny Alert!!!! Nope…………she just a fat shit.

  • Si se pueda
    September 4, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    Fb groups run by women for women are endless dreary misery, snotty comments and backstabbing, fighting, catty bullshit. It gets more interesting when the women are negroid or latinos, that’s when the beat downs and hair extensions start flying. Michelle Fontes Viva La Raza, everyting free in Merica!!

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