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WCVB: A woman charged after a serious bus crash in Berkley was in court Monday. According to state police, Christy Gilpatrick, 27, of Warren, was driving a 2014 Subaru Impreza when she, along with the bus, went off the road on Route 24 South. Police say Gilpatrick was driving drunk — her second offense — when her car swerved off Route 24 in Berkley Saturday night. Prosecutors said her actions triggered the crash, and hit a black Nissan before hitting the bus. According to court documents, Gilpatrick’s blood alcohol level was more than .15. Police said she told them she had one drink at 6 p.m. The state’s maximum legal BAC is .08. Gilpatrick was held on $2,500 cash bail. Several adults and children were seriously injured when the bus crashed into the woods. State police said 23 occupants, including the driver, were aboard the bus around 9:45 p.m. Saturday when it went off the road, over the right shoulder and into the woods. The school bus that was returning from a light display at LaSalette Shrine in Attleboro. Several of the people on that bus — all First Student employees and their families — were seriously injured, including some children. Berkley’s fire chief said they recently conducted drills for a bus crash, which helped them respond to the incident.
— Chris Flanagan (@ChrisFlanaganTV) December 3, 2018
How he hell does a school traveling on a highway crash with 23 people on it and no one dies? I swear to God these are magic boxes. You almost never hear about kids dying on school buses, which is amazing because millions of them deliver our crotch fruit home 5 days a week. They have no seatbelts, and half the time they’re being driven by people you wouldn’t trust to microwave a hot pocket. The only thing more remarkable than that is that Smirnoff Sally was so plastered at 6 PM on a Saturday that she couldn’t avoid a gigantic yellow school bus going in the same direction as her. I know, I know – those are hard to miss.
All I’m saying is, thank God she wasn’t smoking pot. That’s dangerous!!
This chick is every Subaru owner ever.
That right there is a HARD 27. She might be 27 in human years, but in Mr. Boston years she’s at least 68. All you really need to know about her is that she refers to herself as a barista.
Studies have shown that minimum wage employees who get paid fill a cup up with ice coffee and still call themselves baristas in order to sound more professional, are almost always pretentious douchetwats.
She’s also got no shortage of pictures on Facebook of herself pounding down the devil’s juice.
Something tells me she might have a drinking problem. Just sayin. Next time she wants to drink and drive she should probably NOT do that, but if she does then at least wear a disguise. This won’t cut it.
Here’s my question – what was a bus going from Attleboro to Tiverton doing on Route 24 in Berkley? Riddle me that:
Stick to what your iMachine tells you to do and you won’t end up with your school bus flipping over because Smirnoff Sally had one too many Mai Tai’s at dinner.