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Scrotum Scruffer Who Wrote KKK On Condo Elevator And Then Called Cops To Report Hate Crime Threatens To Call Cops On TB, Says He Was Messed Up On Muscle Relaxers And Was Supporting Jewish Grandfather

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Last week we did a blog on this virtue signaling Glastonbury scrotum scruffer, who got arrested for spray painting KKK in his building and calling the cops, despite posting left wing feel good nonsense like this all over his Facebook page:

It happened a week or so after someone had spray painted swastikas in the same building, but somehow he hasn’t been arrested for that one yet.

Well, he reached out to us over the weekend to let us know that we got it all wrong, and that he was going to the police if we didn’t take the blog down…..

“These are personal photos.”

(Which I posted on my public Facebook page prior to getting arrested)

“I didn’t write any swastika.”

(Of course not. I’m sure it was the other guy who was spray painting KKK in the same building you live in who did it)

“My grandfather is a holocaust survivor.”

(Therefore I’m afforded one free hate crime mulligan)

“If I need to, I will get my lawyer involved, as well as police.”

(Yea, let’s do that actually. I’d love to hear what your lawyer has to say to a blog that reported factual, previously reported information, and share our opinions based on those undeniable facts.)

“I feel threatened.”

(You literally committed a hate crime, which you then called the police for in order to prove that Trump-inspired hate speech was rampant in your building.)

“I’m ashamed.”

(Translation – my girlfriend is gonna kill me. As she should. Because you are an embarrassment.)

“I will have the police be in touch with you.”

(Yea, the last time you called the cops that worked out swimmingly, so let’s do it again.)

My response:

If you’re white and you spray paint “KKK” everywhere, it’s no longer a fake hate crime. It’s an actual hate crime. Ya know, because you’re white. And you wrote KKK everywhere.

We invited him onto live to discuss it.

But he declined. However, the offer still stands.

Don’t worry though, he had an excuse for the incident.

Oh right, the muscle relaxer made him write KKK everywhere, then immediately call the police and report a hate crime. I hate when that happens.

Again, facts are facts.

And although he was too fucked up on muscle relaxers to remember that time he spray painted KKK on his building’s elevator, he does remember his motivation for doing so.

He was really mad about the swastika that he totally DID NOT spray paint inside his building, and the only way to appropriately respond to this anti-semitism is by spray painting KKK everywhere, because the Klan is well known for their acceptance of Jews.

It all makes perfect sense now.

The offer still stands Alec. If you can come on the show Saturday night and convince Merrimack Valley Turtlebae that you are a “peaceful, kind, and nice person” who accidentally wrote KKK everywhere because you were messed up on muscle relaxers and inspired by your Holocaust surviving grandfather, then I’ll take the blog down for you. It’s gotta be convincing though so I suggest you start making your case now, because these emails aren’t gonna cut it. Hit us up if you’re interested.

29 Comment(s)
  • Burlando Castile
    January 24, 2019 at 7:29 am

    This shitbag did the written version of the crappy face-hiding attempt that scumbag diddler rabbi did on “To Catch A Predator”

  • Poodle Lussier
    January 23, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Somebody give that poor schmuck a razor and some shaving cream, fast. The homeless beard look went out of style 10 years ago

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 23, 2019 at 11:50 am

    This beta cuck has me all for klempt

  • Wwy
    January 23, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Only good Jew is one fresh out the oven.

  • Just push out a little and take it
    January 22, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    My guess is the muscle relaxers were to loosen up the sphincter muscle just a bit so his girl could peg him from behind for hours that night…..

  • Working Stiff
    January 22, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Why is TB the only place that I read about these assholes? It’s almost like the MSM has an agenda.

  • Kim Un Jong
    January 22, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Muscle relaxants? From the look of that potbellied flabosaurus he must be addicted to them

  • It's yeah, not yea
    January 22, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    This is why TB rules! Turning over rocks and exposing the squirming creatures who would otherwise hide safely in the muck. Don’t let up on this fucktard. Keep his stupid face and his racist actions in the light where they belong!

  • Me
    January 22, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    It’s always the liberals who do this shit.

  • MLK
    January 22, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    He doubled down on dumb. You should never double down on dumb.

    January 22, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Lol so many dumb people in this world! Muscle relaxers and lack of sleep? lmfao that’s a first. Hey racist lil jew boy, are you sure you’re not mistaken muscle relaxers for adderall? You fucking putz. muscle relaxers are given too people to help them sleep and deal with pain. Muscle relaxers do not make you loose sleep but rather put your ass too sleep. I call complete bullshit on you racist jew boy! I bet the reason you had difficulty sleeping, is because you were up all night huffing poppers & jerking off to barley legal twink porn with your chapter of nambla. I bet you homosexuals call it jew~nambla.

    You should be afraid for your life! We all know besides writing racist shit on your own building. We also know that your (lmfao) huge, fat pig of a girlfriend. Is a front for your vile homosexual behavior. We also know you touch little boys. We are watching you Alec!

  • Yuck
    January 22, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Fucking douchebag.

  • Alecs Well Lubed Crevices
    January 22, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Poor Alec, what he doesnt let people also know, while he was fucked up on that muscle relaxer, he also got trained by a pack of horny gay guys. I think goo is still dribbling out of his sphincter. His fat girlfriend there tried to dope slap him back into 2019, but he wasnt having it. He popped acouple more of those embarrising relaxers and went for the Freddie Mercury second course. Second time around, he swallowed so much penis he was spitting out mens names that began in K. Thus the KKK, Kevin, Klaus, and Kraven, all gay Jewish dudes that helkped him out with his drug fueled gay perversions. Live it up Alec, you may find youre more than just bi.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    January 22, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    His poor Sabba, he would be so ashamed…

  • Mike
    January 22, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    I for one am willing to forgive him, if and only if he comes clean and is honest.  Admit it was he who drew the swastikas.  Admit that he did so, so that he could complain about hate crimes, blame Donald Trump, and declare that he opposes hate.  Admit that he is a fake, a fraud, and a pathetic virtue signaling jackass desperate for Internet likes and “you’re so brave to stand up against “ accolades.  Then, and only then, should TB take the post down. 

    • z
      January 22, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      To admit that would be to admit he wasn’t a just one time D’Bag.
      Not gonna happen.

      Maybe if wanted to honor his grandfather he should have spray painted something like:
      הגזענים לעולם לא ינצחו
      Still graffiti, but at least it makes sense.
      You do racist shit, you are a racist.
      There’s no such thing as Opposite Day. Well there is, National Opposite Day is Friday.

  • Bat Mitzvah
    January 22, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    He used the Kennedy defense: the pills made him loopy…a couple of Kosher dikks up his ass will fix him up. What a yutz. He better call Saul….

  • lone owl blues
    January 22, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    only one solution … retroactive birth control !!!

  • Sold out Jesus
    January 22, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    Friggin Kikes, jewing people out of their life savings, slum lords, financing the slave trade, fake hate crimes.

    For such a small percentage of the world’s population Kikes are at the center of so much trickery and pain.

  • Wade Boggs-Taint
    January 22, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    You know all.his SJW fraud friends turned on him. They eat thier own young. It’s like the Tom Finnerian Advil defense

  • z
    January 22, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    That’s got to be the stupidest excuse I’ve ever heard.

    You paint KKK you are on “muscle relaxers”.
    Did you buy the paint on “muscle relaxers”?
    Then you call the cops while on “muscle relaxers”?
    My guess is the swastika didn’t get a rise out of the neighbors other than an unsaid “Who’s the moron that did this?” so it was time to up the ante.

    Was the paint still wet?
    If not, how long were you high on those “muscle relaxers”?

    The incident is public record. You are now part of that record.
    Lucky you. Google trophies.
    Better keep whatever job you have if you still have it.
    This is going to follow you forever.

  • Alec Kasson looks like a pickle smoocher
    January 22, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Sure Alec, whatever you say. Just don’t deny that you like penis in and around your mouth.

  • frequent public toilet user
    January 22, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    I have a feeling that Alec has a fetish for writing on shithouse walls over the state of ct and lower central mass. I think if he was honest with us, he would admit to owning several sharpie markers and writes all type of racist, homo/trans phobic material in public bathrooms. And for this I have to thank him. Im always intrigued by the messages on shithouse walls. Makes for great reading material and the chuckle i have helps to squeeze out a log.

    • Shitocrates
      January 22, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      He who writes on shithouse walls rubs his shit in little balls.

      He who reads these words of wit eats these little balls of shit.

      • Burlando Castile
        January 24, 2019 at 7:25 am

        I remember that from the Olsen building at UML!

  • Scott
    January 22, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    The Tay-Sachs is strong with this fat fuck.

  • Evel Stevel
    January 22, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    News flash, rabbi – you’re NOT a nice person, nor are you mentally stable. You projected your innermost secrets onto the walls of your shitbox apartment building. Now we all know what’s bouncing around that misshapen head of yours; we know what and who you hate and fear – other races. We all know how you think and how you’ll try to squirm out of it when you’re caught.

  • Burkhalter
    January 22, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Oy Vay! This guy had been eating to much bacon ! Look how fat it made his head! What a joke this guy is. This is what humanity has to look forward to, lazy useless slobs who want to have 15 mins of fame…

  • Big Lou
    January 22, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    what a tool

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