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Section 8 Stuffed Clam Isn’t Happy People Are Assuming Her Arrest In Tewksbury For Selling Fentanyl Means She’s A Drug Dealer


WHDH A drug investigation in Tewksbury led to the arrests of three suspects and the seizure of 14 grams of fentanyl, police said. Detectives began looking into alleged drug distribution in the area and witnessed a series of transactions over a period of time involving 23-year-old Anibal Garcia-Feliz, of Lawrence, 20-year-old Isabelle Duran, of Methuen, and 22-year-old Victor Ramos, of Lawrence, according to police. A meeting was arranged in the area of Shawsheen Street and Memorial Drive on Tuesday, where officers conducted a motor vehicle stop and placed the three suspects into custody. Garcia-Feliz was charged with two counts of distribution of a Class A drug (fentanyl), possession to distribute a Class A drug (fentanyl), conspiracy to violate a drug law, and an outstanding warrant for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended driver’s license. Duran and Ramos were also charged with distribution of a Class A drug (fentanyl) and possession to distribute a Class A drug (fentanyl), and conspiracy to violate drug law, to wit trafficking a class a substance (fentanyl).

This is why we need to build a wall around Lawrence. They spread like the clap all over the Merrimack Valley if you don’t.

This is Isabelle Duran from Methuen.

Why she’s selling fentanyl with these two meth mongrels when she could be giving it up to a sugar daddy who could get her out of Lawrence is beyond me. The whole point of having congo bongos like that is so you don’t have to end up sandwiched between two Lawrence GED-Rex’s in a Turtleboy blog. Instead she chose to live her best life and went from this

to this.

The appeal of the mirror selfie while the guy stuffing her crust does business in the bedroom was too much to pass up I suppose.

Looks like her job as a model for a bootleg Sears in downtown Lawrence

selling stuff to this guy

didn’t pay enough to cover Section 8 rent.

Isabelle is none too pleased that people on her roster are sharing the article about her, “assuming” that the news, which came directly from a police press release, was true.

You were selling fentanyl in a school zone in Tewksbury with Osama bin Ramos. Case closed. All the 100 emojis in the world doesn’t change that fact. But if you’d like to come on a live show with us to explain why you dindu nuffin, we’d love to have you. Hit us up on Facebook at TBNews!


****Editor’s note: Anibal Garcia-Feliz was initially misidentified in Facebook photos taken from a man who is completely un-involved with the incident. The blog has been updated to omit the misidentifying photographs. 

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19 Comment(s)
  • Chonger
    May 16, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Store Bought Hooter’s Lives Matter

  • Invader
    May 14, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Gotta love the racists. If it wasn’t for the junkies flooding lawrence these three idiots would be out of business. The drugs will keep flowing as long as the junkies keep knocking. In the meantime keep pointing the fingers.

  • Spade freeus
    May 14, 2019 at 8:50 am

    You got the wrong person on those two last photos that isn’t the guy. Take those pictures down please the person in the photo doesn’t have anything to do with this article.

  • Mr Mulligan
    May 13, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    In five years she will be a Sargent on the Mass State Police Canine division, drinking champagne with the Governor

  • Captain Trips
    The Skin Doctor
    May 13, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Everyone’s talking about squeezing her boobs….

    I wanna squeeze those blackheads on her forehead

  • Mr. Wood
    May 13, 2019 at 1:40 pm


    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 13, 2019 at 5:43 pm

      I hope your wood is pressure treated

  • Well, No Shit
    May 13, 2019 at 11:51 am

    That’s the problem with these damned Irish kids…oh, wait.

    Build barriers around Springfield, Holyoke, Lawrence, Dorchester, Worcester, and any other vermin-infested shithole. Shut off utilities running into those areas. Disrupt the food supplies. Let nature its course.

    • Well, No Shit
      May 13, 2019 at 11:53 am

      I will add, though, that this senorita’s torpedoes are impressive.

      Such a waste to be hanging around with those two fucking hairy turds.

    • Live From Dorchester
      May 14, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      Sad but look at the bright side Dorchester/Roxbury cost more then ur shitty towns.

  • The Name Game
    May 13, 2019 at 11:25 am

    I was gonna say “Abdul,” but “Osama bin Ramos” is much better! Then there’s Cannibal Garcia-Feliz Navidad.

    Isabelle? No way. If she’s dealing drugs on the outside, she’s most likely dealing STD’s on the inside.

  • Deval Patrick’s Secret Boytoy is From Lawrence... Allegedly
    May 13, 2019 at 11:20 am

    What a bunch of defiant arrogant assholes. If we did this in their country we’d be shot

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 13, 2019 at 10:55 am

    I love her line: “Viva Lawrence” that right there is a classic. Meanwhile Lawrence’s El Calde and Tall Decal proclaim its turning itself around…. Lolololol biggest fucking joke of the century

  • hate dindus
    May 13, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Section 8 ape. Dindu spear chucker pig bitch!

  • Said Everyone
    May 13, 2019 at 10:46 am

    This is why we can’t have nice things. This pack of drug dealers has no fear of the law because Massachusetts has made it easier to be a law breaker than a law enforcer. This is going to come to a boiling point soon because of our politicians. Keep voting D assholes

  • Henry Kissinger
    May 13, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Nuke the DR. Make it look like an accident. Problem solved.

    • WPWP
      May 13, 2019 at 10:49 am

      Racially cleanse America first then move on to other countries. MAGA

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 13, 2019 at 9:48 am

    This is why the Spanish took their shit stains and shipped them one way to the Caribbean.

    And now we welcome that shit in here.

    Cause and effect.

  • ICE ICE Baby
    May 13, 2019 at 9:43 am

    What a waste of a backpage hooker. These shitbags have ruined Lawrence and Methuen and are spreading their wings into the burbs. Ain’t diversity great.

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