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This latest teacher sex scandal out of Manchvegas has me wondering…..
Obviously this skag is demented if she feels the urge to go out and wrangle up some pubescent hog. But at the same time, what the hell is wrong with kids these days? Back in my days boys used to try to try to get victimized by junior smokeshows like Amber Jennings.
That was at least something to brag to their friends about. How is a 15 year old boy gonna brag to his friends about climbing Mount Exeter?
First thing you’d wanna do if you were somehow drunk enough to toss it down her stench trench is Exeter, amirite? If they made this into a TV show they’d have to call it Dawson’s Freak. I know, I know, she’s a Manchester 8.5, but still, these kids have internet now. They know what real women look like. They should be having better fantasies than this while exploring their bodies. They should know that cheesehogs like this with their gray champion sweatshirts are supposed to be some guy named Sugar Bear’s last resort at the bar after blowing all his child support on Keno.
Anyway, did she even drill the kid? If not, that’s even more embarrassing. If you’re gonna have a sex scandal then have a sex scandal. If a 15 year old, who is in the horniest age bracket in the world, wouldn’t even pursue a handy, you might as well give up. And what kind of idiot sends noodz via email? Was it her school email? She seems dumb enough to use her school email address, which would be public information. FOIA time?
Ya know how you can tell this woman wasn’t a good teacher anyway? They arrested her at her house at 3:30. School gets out at 2:05, teachers probably have to stay there by contract until 2:20-2:30, and Exeter is 30 minutes from Manchester. Yea, she’s one of those teachers. The kind that got the fuck out the second the bell rang and took cigarette breaks between classes.
The bottom line is that if you’re a washed up teacher like this, and you don’t wanna do your job anymore, and you wanna break the law a little bit to spice up your life, just start manufacturing meth like a normal person. Ain’t nobody wanna seem dem noodz.