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This latest teacher sex scandal out of Manchvegas has me wondering…..
Obviously this skag is demented if she feels the urge to go out and wrangle up some pubescent hog. But at the same time, what the hell is wrong with kids these days? Back in my days boys used to try to try to get victimized by junior smokeshows like Amber Jennings.
That was at least something to brag to their friends about. How is a 15 year old boy gonna brag to his friends about climbing Mount Exeter?
First thing you’d wanna do if you were somehow drunk enough to toss it down her stench trench is Exeter, amirite? If they made this into a TV show they’d have to call it Dawson’s Freak. I know, I know, she’s a Manchester 8.5, but still, these kids have internet now. They know what real women look like. They should be having better fantasies than this while exploring their bodies. They should know that cheesehogs like this with their gray champion sweatshirts are supposed to be some guy named Sugar Bear’s last resort at the bar after blowing all his child support on Keno.
Anyway, did she even drill the kid? If not, that’s even more embarrassing. If you’re gonna have a sex scandal then have a sex scandal. If a 15 year old, who is in the horniest age bracket in the world, wouldn’t even pursue a handy, you might as well give up. And what kind of idiot sends noodz via email? Was it her school email? She seems dumb enough to use her school email address, which would be public information. FOIA time?
Ya know how you can tell this woman wasn’t a good teacher anyway? They arrested her at her house at 3:30. School gets out at 2:05, teachers probably have to stay there by contract until 2:20-2:30, and Exeter is 30 minutes from Manchester. Yea, she’s one of those teachers. The kind that got the fuck out the second the bell rang and took cigarette breaks between classes.
The bottom line is that if you’re a washed up teacher like this, and you don’t wanna do your job anymore, and you wanna break the law a little bit to spice up your life, just start manufacturing meth like a normal person. Ain’t nobody wanna seem dem noodz.
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Well when you think of ‘Planet Fitness’ she’s the Planet.
There are two things she can’t say no to, hard candy or a hard …….!
I would slide one into that. She looks like she could take a licking and keep on ticking. She’s got that long hair. Great for pulling from behind.
How do you know the kid was 15? If the child was in her 6th grade class then he was no way 15.
Imagine what her snatch smells like?
Fucking low tide at the shellfish farm
Fat girls give the best BJ’s. They consider pubic hair as dental floss.
Very true but fat girls are fucking terrible about keeping it on the down low. They’ll swear on a stack of bibles that they won’t tell anyone then come Monday your buddies are like “hey Fitzy, I heard you went hoggin’ again!”
We live in different worlds Fitzy. On Monday morning I’d tell my friends what a great weekend! I won $200 on the Pats game and last night I got a killer BJ from big fat Stacy in the parking lot. WIN WIN
Keep your mits off underage boys you hideous fat cunt!
Raping children shouldn’t be a crime.
Only if you’re a Democrat.
Proud republican, actually.
Riiight…and rape in general shouldn’t be a crime I suppose? And neither should murder and stealing from people? Criminals should be admired? People shouldn’t be judged on what they do but rather by their appearance and race instead? I’m guessing that normal, rational thinking people won’t entertain your bullshit in person so you come here. All those asylums need to be opened up again.
Throw the book at her.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
In the face.
IN. THE. FAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
“Yes! Yes! In da face!!!!” Prince Hakeem
I used to love old ladies when I was 15. So many advantages to them!
1) They don’t tell
2) They don’t smell
3) They don’t swell
4) They are grateful as hell
Old not to good looking divorced women a bit on the chubby side were a lot of fun….like riding a moped lots of fun till your friends find out! This happens much much more than people think. Growing up older women used to troll the streets looking for a young stud and believe me there was no shortage of 15 year olds to take care of them.
If I had to guess, I’d say she’s a teacher in the “special” class. The one with 19 year old sophomores who eat glue. That would explain everything.
unfuckable, just hideous
Yeah. I would tap that sugar maple. But then again…. Im a sap. She’s one of those women you hook up with in November, she keeps you warm all winter, then you kick her out in April.
would. wouldn’t even wait to do whatever I want.
My guess is this teacher has a diploma from some 13th grade type of college with a name like Freedom University or Discover College where the acceptance rate is 99.92% and SAT scores are optional. You look at this teacher making barely above the equivalent of teacher’s minimum wage, 75 lbs overweight and maybe 2 cats and a Lean Cuisine waiting for you every night, then it’s easy to see how illicit shenanigans with students is about the highlight of your dull existence.
No fucking way. She’s not eating Lean Cuisines every night. Unless she’s eating like 6 of them.
At that age you’d pretty much fuck anything.
When i was fifteen I once fucked a wood pile because my brother said there was a wet beaver in it.
I figured out that the “slippery snake” toy was basically what would be branded 30 years later as the flesh light.
I used to fill a ziplock bag full of lotion and put it between the couch cushions.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin
Ever do the banana trick?
Put a banana in the microwave for 10 seconds (any longer and you’ll have burns) and it’s an insta pocket pussy.
Or, lube and bang your top and bottom toilet seats.
Jerk off with a shower curtain.
I’d hit it . I would take her to Kowloon and feed her some Saugus wings courtesy of Andy Wong . And when she tries to pay i would say “It’s all good baby…No charge from the Sarge”
Sup Zo
To be fair I’d imagine any boy under 16 would rather hit the mountain instead of fucking the couch pillow.
Would.
Eww. Gross
Was the 15yr old in sixth grade? If so, that may have something to do with it. How’d they get the emails?
She’ll get probation. If the sexes were reversed the poor bastard would get 20
She is strong on plow
Since she’s the line coach for their football team so it could have been a hazing incident that went too far.
Wish I could give you 20 thumbs up upfront that one.