Ya know what we haven’t done in a while? We haven’t shamed a handicapped parker, despite dozens of submissions. Sorry fam, we’ve been slacking. Allow me to make up for it by sharing this jackwhistle from the West Wareham Post Office.
Our source tells us it’s a tough guy in a muscle shirt who was confronted by the source and still refused to move his Corvette. Can’t say he didn’t get a chance to make it right. Any turtle riders out there wanna run license plate number 8FJ 726 for me? That would be great. Message the Turtleboy Sports Super Terrific Happy Facebook page or email us if you know who our douchebag of the day is.
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