Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Shaming Handicapped Parkers Is Back: Jackwhistle At West Wareham Post Office Doesn’t Feel Like Parking Corvette One Spot Over 


Ya know what we haven’t done in a while? We haven’t shamed a handicapped parker, despite dozens of submissions. Sorry fam, we’ve been slacking. Allow me to make up for it by sharing this jackwhistle from the West Wareham Post Office.

Our source tells us it’s a tough guy in a muscle shirt who was confronted by the source and still refused to move his Corvette. Can’t say he didn’t get a chance to make it right. Any turtle riders out there wanna run license plate number 8FJ 726 for me? That would be great. Message the Turtleboy Sports Super Terrific Happy Facebook page or email us if you know who our douchebag of the day is.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Ryan l
    August 6, 2019 at 10:38 am

    What I hate worse than this is the person who is clearly not handicapped and they have a handicapped placard, but the picture on it is covered with a piece of paper ,especially when theres a bunch empty spots.

    • Rushiepoo
      August 6, 2019 at 10:47 pm

      The white paper sleeve on the handicapped placard is supplied by the RMV for the purpose of hiding the user’s name, address and picture from the public. Would you want your photo, name and address posted on your parked car for everyone to see? If they have a placard, they are handicapped. Putting down handicapped people because they don’t *appear* handicapped enough for you is almost as bad as taking their spaces. Don’t be ign’nt, Ryan.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 6, 2019 at 9:06 am

    That car would have been a convenient place to empty that trash container there into

    Unfortunately, cameras are everywhere these days

  • Joe
    August 6, 2019 at 7:53 am

    I have an entire Facebook page dedicated to this type of twattyness called I Park Like a Douchebag. This guy belongs on my page.

    • Big Wick
      August 7, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Checked out your page, Joe, nice! I did notice, though, that many of those over into the no-parking hash-line spot, are next to douchebags parking right on the line; driver may have parked thus to allow a passenger to get out of the vehicle.
      I especially liked the one parked at the stop line of the through-lane!

  • Teabag
    August 6, 2019 at 4:05 am

    I get it. Why even have handicap spots when every jackwagon parks in the FIRE lane. Shit birds.

  • Keep Shaming
    August 5, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Before my husband died at age 42, he spent 3 years in a wheelchair. He had lost a leg. I used to tote that chair and haul it in and out. Unless you have needed a handicap space, you have no idea how frustrating this is. We had a placard. If my hubby wasn’t with me, I didn’t park there in handicap! It’s tough! Have a heart and leave them their spaces!

  • Judge dread
    August 5, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    As much as I would wanna toss a super sized coke or milkshake into he car, that would be breaking the general rule guys have.

    Never fuck with a man’s car.

    Publicly shame this chudstuffer instead.

    • Get Real
      August 5, 2019 at 9:58 pm

      Go suck a dick Judge. No Offense but….
      Enough with SSTG and her class warfare.
      Her past ‘Parking infraction reports’ were on an expensive Mercedes SUV parked crooked at a Hospital ER or an Audi 5000s parked outside of their owners place of business.
      Wow let’s all HATE on those pricks with nice cars but the reality is 99.9% of the cars parking in handicap spots all of the time are full of Dindu’s in shit boxes smoking blunts and sippin’ Gin and Juice but where’s the pictures of their license plates?

      • Ivan J. Wahl
        August 5, 2019 at 10:23 pm

        I don’t know what a Dindu is but I can read between the lines and figure out who and what you are and that’s a white supremacist , David Duke wannabe, racist asshole. Yeah, TBS is well known for playing favorites and being the social justice warrior he is he will always protect black, brown, and tan people and go after rich white folk. How you managed to bring race into this only proves what a racist tool you are. You ignorant fuck stick.

      • Bert
        August 6, 2019 at 11:56 am

        A C4 is hardly the ride of choice for elites. You can easily get one of those for 5k. Maybe $5500 if the headlights retract.

      • Kim Wescott
        August 6, 2019 at 8:06 pm

        You May be right, Get Real, but you gotta admit that getting revenge on a Mercedes SUV or a late model Audi is SO much more satisfying than reporting some 15 year old shitbox, right?

  • Not A Dick
    August 5, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Not to be a total dick but you can go stand in the parking lot of any Honey Farms or 7- Eleven in Worcester or Webster for 20 minutes and get at least 50 pics of cars pulling into handicap spots and running into the store to buy blunt wraps in less than one hour??????

  • Carla G
    August 5, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Listen how it works slow peeps aint nobody fuckin wit the post office or da Mailman parking cuz he am da Santa who come evry month bringin a check hahahaha

  • whatevuh
    August 5, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    After you shame this dickless POS , he will be on here threatening to beat you all up ! I observed a EASCare ambulance driver park across two handicapped spots in Worcester one day, at the Shell station corner of Grove and Gold Star Blvd, he was inside getting a coffee, of all people, he should know better. I was in a company van and didn’t want to start anything, so I didn’t say anything to him, another dickless POS

    • Big Wick
      August 7, 2019 at 9:34 am

      With all due respect, Whatevuh, since you’re a regular Turtle Express rider, you know the drill, why didn’t you just snap some pic’s with your phone and email them to TBS? That’s how it works. (Or would they have seen you hop back into the business vehicle? I do understand the wariness, but, still… .)

  • Carla G
    August 5, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    You busted bout them towns when you aint no nothin cuz I no what happen they snobs so then you baby sitten but U have yo kidz to an it 4 real so you like legit cuz U boyfrind all getti out jail soon an he a good father but it like you cant park their cuz like SRY Handi Cap or so whateva (aks Sherrice) so its like oh call the cops or ya what if someone is mailing a letter and then there is a big problem like don’t even bring kids into it cuz I no how babysat before so I no they be like ok you r next evry day duhhhh i no my cuz aint park in handi but maybeeZ done 6 time but cuz now he care him family so then now U no.

    • John Blutarsky
      August 6, 2019 at 5:14 pm

      What in the fuck is with this post? Did a fucking cat walk across someone’s keyboard? A gotdamn bowl of alphabet soup makes more fucking sense than this drivel.Go learn how to communicate you fucking dummy.

      • Dean Wormer's Secretary
        August 7, 2019 at 9:47 am

        Bluto, it looks like Carla is trying to emulate, in a seemingly satirical manner, the remarkable sentagraphs that feature so prominently in ratchet Facebook posts, but she’s taken it so far that the message is indecipherable and the humorous intent is lost. She needs a certified Ebonics editor.

  • Carla G
    August 5, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Another great catch SSTG!
    It seems like all of your awesome stories involve new BMW’s. Corvettes, Mercedes SUV’s and Newer pickup trucks etc parkin dirty…..
    Why ain’t you have a story ’bout dat fuckin asshole who take up 2 handi spotz wit his 1999 gold honda civic in Aldi’s parkin lot?
    You ain’t never try to shame that A-hole in a green Corolla Handicap park outside Honey Farms bitch and he there allll night n day! They ain’t never move out da spotz 4 handicap!

  • Shit Guy
    August 5, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Give the guy a break, he probably lives out of his car and needed to make sure no one was gonna steal it. I would be cautious too if my toilet was about to be taken from me.

  • Nell
    August 5, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Not only did this douche canoe Park in a handicap space but his parking is atrocious. I want to know what bubble gum machine he got his license out of?

  • Feal the Burn 2020
    August 5, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    I’m not sure if he parked one spot over would have made a difference but I respect your vigilance. You are a true champion of justice!

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    August 5, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Rag on SSTG all you want, the fact is. Mr Corvette here IS breaking the law, j7st the fact he was asked to move and didn’t makes him shame worthy.

    • Cry Baby
      August 5, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      Relax man, It’s not like the guy was stealing a spot from you at your busy Methadone clinic at 6 A.M..
      It’s an empty parking lot in a no where town.
      Please, look at the 70’s brick of the building and the faded out Fire alarm that probably doesn’t work and guess what….nobody cares if it works because nobody goes there.

  • Jack Wadd
    August 5, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Self-entitled jerk wadd in his penis compensating convertible vette. Screw the douche bag! Hope he is ID’ed and his pathetic name splashed all over the ‘net.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 5, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    He was just running in for a stamp. I fail to see the issue.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Peebles Wadsworth
      August 5, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      I’m with her.

    • z
      August 5, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      Hey cunt, the Dayton shooter worshiped the Devil and you. Got anything to say?

  • Eleanor Whittsworth
    August 5, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    I don’t know why you want to persecute 75 year old Corvette Bob. He’s our best customer. He always comes in at the first of the month to buy new stamps for his collection and show off his car.
    P.P.S. I think he’s sweet on us gals!

  • Huh?
    August 5, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Honestly man someone taking a pic of this car in the handicap spot is the biggest crime that’s happened in West Wareham in 75 years. I’m sure the old ladies working the Post Office were like “Hey Gretta is that the pony express out there??!?”.

  • Huh?
    August 5, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    It all depends on context. West Wareham has a population of 1800 people and NOBODY ever goes to the post office unless they are signing up for the draft when they turn 18.

    • no no
      Also Huh?
      August 5, 2019 at 3:25 pm

      nah man it is West Wareham, the biggest crime is that someone is gonna steal the stock POS stereo out of that corvette in broad daylight

  • JoeMomma
    August 5, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    If I was walking my dog this would have been the perfect place to throw the dog poo

      August 5, 2019 at 4:45 pm

      Not only would I throw dog shit in the car but I would have pissed on the seats and shit in my hand and smeared it on the windshield spelling the words ‘Haha I shit on your car ROFLA’ because I’m a woke winner!
      Not like these fakes.

  • Dick Dastardly
    August 5, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Borrring. I’m surprised TB chooses this as a story instead of the shooting of illegal hispanics at the El Paso Walmart and how funny it would have been if they were shopping at Target.

    • z
      August 5, 2019 at 3:15 pm

      Nah, dude, But I’m up on how the Dayton shooter was a big time Warren supporter. At least Warren is local. You up for that?

  • Turtle Rider
    August 5, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Smear him with bowel movement and deport him.

  • 2tattered
    August 5, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    OMFG the color……I’d die of embarrassment driving this piece of crap.

      August 5, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      It’s obvious from the picture that is a stock exhaust muffler I no everything about cars an I wood take a 2007 Corrola 3 speed dropped to da ground wit a 6000 watt woofer in da back seat before dat American trash.
      Dat’s why you know Peace my brothas

  • Laughing at you
    August 5, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    That model is the joke of the Corvette world, cheaper than a 10 year old Camry.

    • Laughing at you
      August 5, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Coming from a guy who drives an 11 year old Camry LOL my life sucks!

  • no no
    Harold Sachs
    August 5, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    This is right down the street from me. Anyone have a pick axe? This car needs some “speed holes”

    • Phil Cultrera
      August 5, 2019 at 2:48 pm

      Nobody cares if it’s up the road from you. And don’t threaten to vandalize.

      • no no
        Harold Sachs
        August 5, 2019 at 2:53 pm

        sounds like you should move your car

        • Softball
          August 5, 2019 at 6:12 pm

          It’d be fun to take a hot crap in your car. You and your wife could have a 2nd honeymoon. Enjoy.

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