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Shaniest Shane To Ever Shane Kills Sutton Jogger In Hit And Run, Maintained Job As Truck Driver For Mirra Company Despite Recent Charge For Leaving Scene Of Property Damage


SUTTON A 39-year-old local man has been arrested in the hit-and-run death of a jogger on Singletary Road on Wednesday. Shane A. Newman of 113 Putnam Hill Road in Sutton was arrested in Webster Friday, officials said. Mr. Newman lives less than 3 miles from the scene of the fatal accident. District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr.’s office said Mr. Newman was driving a white Cadillac sport utility vehicle and struck the 51-year-old victim. On Wednesday, police said they believed the vehicle that struck the jogger was a white SUV.

Mr. Newman was in Worcester Central District Court last month in another motor vehicle incident. He was charged with leaving the scene of property damage accident and the case was continued without a finding for three months. He was ordered to attend Brains at Risk program. A negligent driving charge was dismissed. In November 2018, Mr. Newman was arrested for filing a false report of a motor vehicle theft. In 1998, Mr. Newman, then 17 and a resident of Millbury, was charged with leaving an accident scene after property damage and driving a recreational vehicle on a public way. The case was continued without a finding for three months. costs each.

His name is Shane. Da fuq did you expect?

Of course this chode was just charged for leaving the scene of an accident a couple weeks ago and another judge let him off the hook with a CWOF. And of course he filed a false police report last year for motor vehicle theft and got arrested for that too.

Is there anything shittier than hitting someone with your car and then leaving them there to die because you don’t wanna get in trouble? Imagine that happened to you and you were in the worst pain you’ve ever felt, fighting for your life, and the one person who can save you drives away because they’re too cowardly to own up to what they just did. Newsflash – they’re gonna get you anyway. The only question is, can you save this person’s life who you just smashed into. If it was truly an accident, and you weren’t drunk or texting, you’re probably not gonna go to jail. But leaving the scene like that is just such a douche move.

Here’s the worst part – he’s a truck driver for Mirra Company out of Georgetown.

Just look at this guy. That is the Shaniest Shane to ever Shane. It’s like Boris Clitoris all over again. He was just charged with leaving the scene of an accident three weeks ago! Why the fuck is he still driving big rigs? Why does the RMV not automatically revoke his CDL? Why is so hard to get a gun in this state but it seems like everyone and their mother can drive a ginormous truck?

Mirra has a whole thing on their website about how safety is a priority for their drivers. But I guess when they smash into shit off the clock it doesn’t affect their employment status with this particular company. Once again, the courts and the RMV have failed us, and someone’s dead because of it. Shameful.



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35 Comment(s)
  • Josh
    April 21, 2020 at 11:48 am

    I went to high school with this guy. He definitely sucks. Epitome of of privileged, entitled douchebag.

    August 22, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    It is astounding, his Facebook page is still wide open, and there’s about five hundred comments. The comments include the speculation about why he hasn’t given anyone his password to set his profile private. The best guess is that he’s had Communications with his side hoes, or his drug dealers. And he doesn’t want his girlfriend to find out!

    • Sasha
      September 25, 2019 at 7:52 pm

      His wife is a piece of shit also. An ugly, skinny cunt that’s meaner than a snake. I feel sorry for their kids, most likely they will be fucking assholes like their parents.

  • Jack
    August 18, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    He’s got the look for sure. They must be cloned somewhere? Most all of them have the same look, attitude and vibe too!

  • juror seven esq.
    August 18, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Interesting reading on his Facebook page. Too bad he can’t participate. Can’t believe the people wanting to give him a pass and blaming the guy he killed. Yes it was dark, that’s why motor vehicles are equipped with head lights. Most vehicles are set up so that the lights come on automatically. Furthermore, high beams are standard for additional visibility in areas of limited lighting. So for those claiming he may not have seem the jogger, no way! I’m going to go out on a limb and say he saw the guy in those same headlights. Saw him as he, the jogger, was being flipped head over heels. Sentence him to 6 to 12 years with life time loss of license upon release. Life time loss can be appealed after 15 years.

    August 18, 2019 at 9:39 am

    there is a spirited discussion of the situation on Shanes facebook page….

  • whatevuh
    August 18, 2019 at 9:27 am

    OMG, people are tearing him apart on his facebook page, it’s hilarious, and some asswipes are actually defending him, and he can’t shut it down cuz he’s locked up ! LOL

  • Tragic
    August 18, 2019 at 4:23 am

    The roads aren’t safe everybody’s on their phone zipping around turns, speeding, drifting out of their lanes, running red lights stopping at green.. wtf?

    • Independet Thinker
      August 18, 2019 at 8:31 am

      Yes whenever I see an erratic driver, the person in my passenger seat always looks to see if they are on their phone, and they usually are. However, new technology in cars is also the problem. You have a touch pad computer screen on your dash. Every time you take your eyes off the road to use this touch screen, your car drifts off the road. Even adjusting the HVAC is a major issue. In the older cars, you just felt around for the button and pushed it. Now you have to take your eyes off the road to set it and it is becoming a real driving hazard and distraction.

      As for pedestrians, put down your phone and look both ways before crossing the street instead of assuming that everyone sees you, and make some type of contact with the driver before attempting to cross at a crosswalk, just in case he doesn’t stop.

    • Mosley
      August 21, 2019 at 3:33 am

      What’s disgusting is the tragic situation that transpired it shouldn’t be JUDGED by people’s opinions!!! Yes he should’ve stopped FACT!! Idk why he didn’t but people act like hitting a.stone wall and leaving was a FELONY!! I’m positive 99.9% would have left. He was 17!; ASSHOLE

  • No Mirra, No Hablo
    August 18, 2019 at 4:14 am

    If the jogger was alive after the accident one phone call could have saved his life. The hit and run driving suspect lived only a couple of miles away, no way he was getting away with it. I drive a dump truck, here’s a picture of the dump truck I drive, I drive a Cadillac. Look at this picture of the dump truck with it’s lights on and a shiny bumper, me stupid.

  • Ralphie81
    August 17, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Stop talking trash about the company mirra they do take lots of pride and promote safety every day just because one individual makes a stupid mistake it has nothing to do with mirra was he driving a mirra truck NO so give it with the trash talk of mirra safety practice and stop the blame game it’s only Shane’s fault and only his

    • Lenny’s drivers suck balls
      August 18, 2019 at 8:38 am

      Bullshit. I get cut off by a Mirra truck about once a week driving into Cambridge.

  • Shane
    August 17, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    I just installed a shiney new bumper after some road kill had the audacity to ding and bloody up my old bumper.

  • Days of Thunder
    August 17, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Guys a scumbag for sure, but going back to 1998 for a leaving the scene of an accident charge is reaching, probably knocked down a fence or some nonsense.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    August 17, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    A third world new American from chelsea tried to smash cars and run people over in central square. He was 47 but you have to understand its his culture and the kid is not responsible and no I wouldnt prosecute.

  • tucker
    August 17, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    truckers get a bad name because of stuff like this. and because of the accumulation of ball and sweat due to sitting on their fat, lonely, unlikable asses all day.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 17, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Another fatality brought to us by the judicial system of Calichusetts..

    • Just stfu already
      August 20, 2019 at 8:21 am

      I’m gonna take a little line from you bitch ass conservatives.
      “If you don’t like Massachusetts, you can git out!”
      Nice right? Not even really a comparison though because most of you crying about how terrible, liberal Massachusetts is, are middle or upper middle class white men! Ohhhh poor you! Eat a fat dick for fucks sake. I’m so sick of your whitebread asses crying about how BAD things are here!
      Get a couple shades darker, grow a set of tits, and try being raised with your multiple siblings on 1 or 2 minimum wage paying jobs by 1 or 2 uneducated or undereducated parents and see how far you get ANYWHERE…Just shut the fuck up and move to the fucking bayou where you belong you fucking simple minded fuckbags!
      Hopefully, you’ll all Darwin yourselves with the fucking shotguns your clinging to whilst shouting Bible verses that you don’t even understand. Fucking idiots!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 17, 2019 at 10:55 am

    new shiny bumper on his truck huh? makes one wonder who or what did he hit to need a replacement. sadly there are still hundreds of these fuck ups still on the road waiting to take us out. my condolences to the joggers family.

  • Wwy
    August 17, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Not a Jew,don’t refer to himself as uncle they should let him go.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 17, 2019 at 8:00 am

    There’s NOTHING scummier than hitting a pedestrian and then screwing to avoid getting into trouble. And yes, he looks like a lowlife, which would probably explain why this decision happened.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 17, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Once again, our courts have failed us. A pattern of bad behavior continued because it was permitted by our courts.

    Now, when I say the following, it is not my intention to be defending this person, nor is it my intention to be disrespectful towards the victim. When you are running or walking along the side of the road, even if it is a quiet side street, please wear a green vest, similar to what the road crew wears. It is often times difficult to see pedestrians while driving, especially if the sun is at a certain angle. Thank you.

    • Mosley
      August 21, 2019 at 3:52 am

      I’d like to see what you look like? Because he don’t look like Loser. 3 days in jail no shower etc..Stop SHUT UP!! It’s low lif
      es like you that own magic mirrors!!! It’s not your tradedy it’s not your business!! All you do is keep the families from processing there grief ☹️!!

  • Parsing Clinton
    August 17, 2019 at 3:30 am

    Brains at Risk… says it all.

  • Judge dread
    August 17, 2019 at 2:30 am

    This slug rake gives a bad name to truckers.

    The stalks are open and ready, this chud stuffer deserves a weekend before he’s sent to concord. As always stop and shop wil provide the raw veggies. I highly recommend we use him as target practice.

    • Linda
      August 17, 2019 at 9:26 am

      STOCKS you moron, as in stockade. Not stalks as in cornstalks. JESUS you people are brutal.

      • Ohhh..Linda, Linda, Linda.
        August 17, 2019 at 9:42 am

        Hey Linda, take the stick out of your ass. This is blog, not English class. It’s one thing to point out a mistake, but it’s another to be a straight up douchebag about it like you did. Now off you go fuck head

        • Linda
          August 17, 2019 at 2:10 pm

          I thought about not calling you out for being a moron, but now I don’t feel so bad because everyone can see that you neither wish to be educated or to be humble in thinking that your poor grasp of English is acceptable.

  • Klancy
    August 16, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    And his family is crying “there’s more to the story”. No there’s not. He’s a fucking POS murderer.

  • Union Strong
    August 16, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Ask the National Grid Has employees that were out of work for half a year what they think of that company

    • Union Strong
      August 16, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      Gas not has
      Sorry for the sausage fingers

  • Betty Ford
    August 16, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    So where’s State Rep Lenny Mirra on this? Its his company.

    • Massholio
      August 17, 2019 at 10:55 am

      No it’s Sal Mirra’s company. Very nice guy

  • z
    August 16, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Shane Shane. Come back!
    That’s not the way Shane rolls.

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