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The other day we wrote about this ratchet trap queen of a mother from Brockton who invaded her daughter’s school and tried to fight her teacher after the daughter texted the mother and told her that the teacher called her “Ratatouille” in class. Obviously this did not really happen, because if it did the girl could have just taped her teacher with the same cell phone she used to text her ratchet ass mom. Then she’d actually have proof. But of course it never happened, and in reality the girl was just angry that the teacher had the audacity to take 10 points off her paper because she turned it in late. Rules don’t apply to her, and she knew her mother was so insane that she could provoke a violent confrontation with one simple lying text message.
Anyway, this story made it onto some day time TV show for lonely housewives called “The Talk” today. It’s Sharon Osbourne, some chick who always plays a druggy in teen movies, a hot Asian woman, a skinny black chick, and the Star Jones type casted opinionated heavy woman.
They obviously shit on the Mom, but they take it relatively easy on her. And this was a segment designed to shit on teachers, because the previous clip was of some Texas teacher smacking the shit out of a student. Either way, she wanted attention and now she’s got it. It just isn’t going the way she planned, since the whole country is laughing at her.
“I’m a parent, I’ll protect my child no matter what.”
See, this is the defense that other morons are using to justify her savage behavior. Hey idiot, we’re all parents. All of our kids have told us stories about so and so picking on them at school. Your daughter told you a lie, and instead of questioning it, or emailing the teacher to discuss it with her, you took her word as gold. Because obviously you are a moron and your daughter plays you like a fiddle because she knows you’re a psychopath.
“The teacher had called her Ratatouille in front of the whole class and everyone was laughing at her. I didn’t like that.”
OK, I have no idea what Ratatouille is, so I Googled it and this image came up:
I guess it’s a Disney movie. If I don’t know what it is, then chances are her teacher doesn’t know what it is either. And even if she did, is this some sort of ghetto insult now? Ratatouille? Because if it is, I guarantee the teacher is not familiar with that sort of name calling either. And even if she is, I’m sure she’s not stupid enough to blatantly make fun of this alleged honors student in class, and stand by as her classmates pointed and laughed at her.
A much more plausible scenario is that the girl passed in a paper a day late, found out she’d be receiving 10 points off her quiz, and executed Operation Ratchet Mom.
They take me into handcuffs, in front of everyone, in front of my daugher’s classmates, so now my daughter has to go to school and face that.”
See what she’s doing there? She’s putting the blame on the cops and the school now. Her daughter is the victim and Mom is just the helpless bystander. The school is the real enemy for forcing her daughter to watch this nutjob whom she came out of, led away in handcuffs. They should’ve let her handle this like the teacher was some common ho talkin shit on the streets.
Guess what Mom? No one was laughing at your daughter before, but they all are now. And it’s all your fault, because you are a huge joke, and thanks to this bootleg version of The View, the whole country is laughing at you now too. This is what happen when keeping it real goes wrong, Brockton style.
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24 Comment(s)
She is a ratchet mother from Brockton, she’s a prostitute, smokes crack & loves Molly, she’s in jail right now. 4 kids from 4 men & her daughter does look like that rat & she’s just as ratchet as her mother…she used to walk up and down the drug area in high heels selling her ass just last summer she lost her Section 8 for selling drugs out of her home with her 4 kids. She’s a loser & her boyfriend Sean Cox is another drug addict
You guys are so ignorant and disgusting
On behalf of everyone here, thank you.
Ratatouille is actually a pretty funny movie. Patton Oswalt was the voice of Remy the Rat.
Also, the hot Asian chick is Julie Chen – wife of CBS president and CEO Les Moonves.
Ratatouille is a healthy meal. It used to be considered a peasant dish in France but today it is served at fancy restaurants and brunch places.
More like Ratchettoulie.
Nice play on words. A+ for creativity!
City of champions.
Used to be city of champions. Used to be a normal, hardworking, blue collar town. Now its a City of Gangbangers. City of crack. Brockton is what Worcester will become. Its a clear prediction of our future if we don’t change everything we’re doing 180 degrees.
“Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Teardrops rolling down on my face
Trying to forget my feelings of love
Feelings, for all my life I’ll feel it
I wish I’ve never met you, girl
You’ll never come again
Feeling, woo-o-o feeling
Woo-o-o, feel you again in my arms
Feelings, feelings like I’ve never lost you
And feelings like I’ll never have you again in my heart.”
Ok STOP STOP STOP – seriously? Were people actually a bunch of fucking pussies back then? Really? And so now we have to pay for it right the fuck now. Kindness misplaced for dumb ass weakness. We got some serious shit to clean up.
In regard to your other comment… Feelings? Pffft… wtf are those says my cold heart. 🙂
So glad I live in the suburbs.
Is that why you are so imaginative?
I did not end quote. My bad.
Well I must disagree with you there FiestyLawyerLady. I’m sure Yourstruly49 has valid points of view. Well spoken and articulated. Perfect grammar and a firm command of the English standard such as; “Fuck, Shit, Boogers, Smelly, Ass and Nose Picking.
I almost thought you were serious… I was reading your reply with serious confusion until the last part…lol.
Not much comes out of me serious FiestyLawyerLady. Every once in a while, depending on the story, I may throw down something actually meaningful. But other than that, I’m nuts. Certifiable. Total Nutcake. Authorities should take me away.
Well then… I am not the only one!!!
No you are not. We could tear this shit up!
But in a nice way with feelings…… Ya ok.
Got me! Saw this on my newsfeed on FB… I wasn’t going to reply because Ms. Hood Fabulous aka YoursTruly49 AKA Brockton mom hiding behind an alias will just spam my comment a million times with her bullshit. However, since I’m a night owl I bit the bait. I will say this……G-H-E-T-T-O!!!!!!!!! Look at how ANGRY she is. She can’t even compose herself for a 20 second interview!
The whole “I’m going to stick up for my daughter no matter what” attitude is what makes children feel entitled. If your child does something wrong, you correct it. You don’t turn a blind eye to it and blame other people. You are her MOTHER not her FRIEND. Please evaluate your parenting style and make some adjustments before it’s too late.
What in the fuck of flying fucks is a “Ratatouille?” I looked it up and it’s a bunch of fucking vegetables cooked by French people. You call me that and I will love you.
I still think mom went to school in her pajamas.
It’s an ugly rat from a Disney movie called ratatouille so cut it out I’m sure you wouldn’t love it lmfao
Trash gonna trash
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