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Shitface Sanchez Abandons Rottweiller With Huge Tumor, Claims On Facebook That He Loved The Dog, Couldn’t Afford Vet Bills, Still Got A New Audi

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Here’s your animal abusing sick fuck of the week….

This poor freaking dog man…..

Jesus H. Christ. How do you let your dog get like that and then abandon it on the side of the road?

Well, according to the asshole who’s now facing charges, this was his “best friend” and as it turns out it’s actually him who is the victim here:

Oh yea, lots of people do this to their “best friend.”

He must’ve really loved that dog. Which is why he abandoned it on the side of the right in that condition.

The fam, all of who are apparently oblivious to the fact that his wide open Facebook page has been taken over by people who want his head on a platter, are offering their condolences to this “victim”:

Oh yea, he sure loved that dog alright.

He loved him so much that he let him get like this, never brought him to the vet, and then discarded him while he was still alive on the side of road, rather than having him euthanized.

According to his boy Ken Matthews though, he’s “changed”:

He’s 56 years old, but apparently he “changed” in the last 3 months. Ya see, for the first 55 years of his life he was a douchebag who let his pets slowly die a painful death. However, now he found Jesus so it’s all good.

But don’t get it twisted – the “truth will prevail.” Because apparently there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why you’d abandon your dog in this condition:

His excuse? He claims he couldn’t afford the veterinarian bills. And rather than just give the dog to someone who can pay their bills, he allowed him to get like this. Because he’s a selfish piece of human garbage.

Don’t worry though, he had plenty of money to go out to dinner whenever he wanted and buy an Audi convertible


People who abuse dogs are amongst the worst people alive. Second only to people who harm children. Dogs are part of your family. You have a bond with them that defies the laws of nature. When they die you feel like you lost part of your family. You gotta be fucked up in the head to live with an animal like this and allow it to continue. So yea, fuck you and your self victimizing bullshit you chudstuffing wanker.

22 Comment(s)
  • The hamburgerler
    July 19, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Robbie penis been a dirt ball since for ever never took care of that dog but karmas a bitch with his T. rex arms lmfao

  • dbk
    May 1, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    That wasnt even a cool Audi when it was new 20 years ago, but your acting like this guy is going out for dinner cooked by a michelin star chief, its a $15 plate of ribs at some shitty casino, what does that have to do with anything?

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 30, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    That dog is no uglier than some of the meth heads TB writes about.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Mad Doktor
    April 28, 2018 at 10:55 am

    You wanna be a victim assbang? Bring your sorry ass to my clinic. I’ll make you one, Bobby boy. No major injury, just something that hurts a lot and will kill you EVENTUALLY so you can enjoy every second like you did to the dog you claim you loved. Sorry ass sack of shit.

  • lobsterman
    April 28, 2018 at 9:53 am

    He’d like people to know he’s the ‘victim’, eh? Well buddy, if you aren’t the victim now, you certainly will be. Please don’t go out.

    • panzer9811
      April 28, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      By all means, Mr. Needledick Sanchez, come out and play.

  • panzer9811
    April 27, 2018 at 10:00 pm

    I am in the veterinary field (20 years) and have, unfortunately, seen more than my share of cases like this, and worse. It pisses me off more than I could ever explain to someone who has not had to “hands on” treat these victims of horrendous abuse.
    Because I am on a site where I am allowed to exercise my first amendment right and voice my opinion, without censorship……I will tell you that……………… I believe sick, narcissistic, motherfuckers like Robert Piece of Shit Pina should be given a bath with muriatic acid…..beginning with his tiny little worm of a penis, and continuing up to his repugnant evil face.
    There is no punishment on the books severe enough for people who abuse children, the elderly or animals.

  • Jenna B.
    April 27, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    This made me cry,and then get pissed.I hope this piece of shit gets his karma…fucking douche bag

  • Some Guy
    April 27, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Look at this fucking toolbag standing next to his pansy ass car like he’s some bad ass baller! Motherfucker, those cars are for girls and nerd professors. He’d get more street cred if it was a Miata! Fucking ass clown. I’d like to see someone shove a fucking saber up his dickhole for what he did to that poor dog.

  • Paige
    April 27, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    This just pisses me off! That poor dog. Glad he’s no longer suffering. Breaks my heart.

    What a POS “owner!” Hope it’s convicted of animal cruelty.

  • Kimberly
    April 27, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    I mean, in this guy’s defense, that dog probably stopped attracting girls once the growth started. How was he going to bag a cute 19 year old with Daddy issues without the cute dog?

    The dog had to go. The car was his new pussy magnet.

  • Julie
    April 27, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Sorry people this guy is a P.O.S. There are clinics that could of helped this dog if he “really couldn’t afford vet bills”. Also you find away. I found a small lump on my pug. I’m not rich but guess what I sacrificed and did what I had to do to take my dog to Tufts to the best oncologist and ha it taken care of. He’s now 12yrs old and healthy and happy. This guys needs to be killed with fire. 

    • panzer9811
      April 27, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      You did what a responsible pet owner should have done.
      Kudos to you.
      Your dog is blessed to have a loving owner.

  • Roger
    April 27, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Loser literally is beyond proud of his 15yr old car. What an accomplishment.  Must have took months to afford the $2,000 it takes to buy the cheapest Audi they sell.  Hopefully he’s fined and has to sell it to some 17yr old girl as a first car….since that’s who buys one of those cars in the first place 

  • Nothing but contempt
    April 27, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    If I’m not mistaken he’s having dinner in a casino. Priorities

  • TJB
    April 27, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    So sad for that hound; at least his suffering is over. The shitbag that let his condition get that bad should be in jail. Just like these scumbags who make children and never look back. Another *george lopez*…married a wonderful woman; she gave him one of her kidneys to stay alive; then he dumped her. I hope they prosecute both of them.

  • Jennifer Carson
    April 27, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    He’s a great success! 56 years old and posing next to his 15 year old Audi shitbox. His poor dog….. I imagine this trashbag has a few children with a few different women. We know the type!

  • Sharon Peters
    April 27, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Told myself not to even read this one, now I’m legit crying. What the actual fuck???? How could someone do this to another living thing that I’m sure still loved this waste of space unconditionally. Just disgusting. Even more so that he can say he’s the real victim… what does that even mean???? Hope he smashes his Audi into a bridge abutment, top down, no seatbelt.

  • British TG
    British Turtlegirl
    April 27, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    What a vain, self-serving thundercunt. If that’s how the guy treats a ‘best friend’, I’d dread to think what he does to his enemies.

  • Synthol much?
    April 27, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Soon his arms will look like that dog’s face.

  • citypoint
    April 27, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    A convertible in a climate like New England’s is very impractical.
    Get rid of the mid life crisis mobile and take care of your pets.

  • Carrie
    April 27, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    This scum motherfucker needs to be beaten and know what pain is!

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